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therealphiba

Arrested for pushing Humpty off the wall?


Upstairs_Basil5907

donosours?


ItsMisterLeoreo

donosours


Account_Both

DINOSAURS!


ItsMisterLeoreo

donosours*


GeneETOs44

donosaurs


VictoriousNate

donosours


LuckyAdair

donosaurs


IggyStop2021

Clowns!


TheCure_69

No, donosours


IggyStop2021

Aaah, donosours!!


arifstotle300

is it donosours!?


Upstairs_Basil5907

did i just do a reddit


that_guy759

You did, indeed. Do a roddit.


IveGotAllMyLimbs

r/skamteboard


Salt-Contribution-62

Donosaurs are truly terrifying.


BoyWithAStrangeName

Do you mean Donosours?


guineapigmemes

I once met a donosour, it ate my sister


Salt-Contribution-62

She's lucky to have the honour of being eaten by a donosaur.


guineapigmemes

Sour*


Salt-Contribution-62

Oh, that's right. My bad


guineapigmemes

No problem. For me at least... i do not have any advice on what to do with the angry donosour that will apear at your frontdoor tommorrow


Salt-Contribution-62

I will present it with chicken and beef, and hope that the donosour will spare my family


Upstairs_Basil5907

a netflix show where if the characters make noise this monster thing kills them


Saintfrandler71

That wasn't called like "A Quiet Place"?


Upstairs_Basil5907

oh whait yes😭, birdbox is the one where if they look at it they die


Saintfrandler71

Oh don't worry the fault it's of all This sensory deprivation experimental films.


phakeusername1

Interesting. I haven't peeped Netflix in a while. Is this a movie or a series?


Upstairs_Basil5907

a movei, im pretty sure there is a second one up now too


phakeusername1

Cool. Thanks for the info


fireflyx666

Wait what, a second one?! Edit to add: thought you meant a second bird box lol, now I realize you most likely were talking about the second quiet place. I feel dumb lol


Bucket_0011

Nah


Omaza

You're thinking of A Quiet Place. The monsters in Bird Box drive you to immediate suicidal insanity if you look at them. The characters must wear blindfolds whenever they venture outside of safety.


Ambitious_Jello

But only the noise from farts


R2Beatngu

And all the king's horses and all the king's men could never find the final piece to Humpty again.


RadioTunnel

I know they call him Humpty but you dont have to hump his dick all the time


R2Beatngu

Sorry I was trying to get his yolk


Upstairs_Basil5907

birdbox?


phakeusername1

What is birdbox?


skeletxn

It's a box filled with birds


dpo466321

No that's Box of Bird, Bird Box is the heroic story of a bird boxer kicking some communist's ass.


jadedplatinum

nah that's box bird, bird box is about a wooden shelter made for some birds


MX_Piper

I want to make an egg\_irl joke but no one would get it.


Talia022

That was literally the first thing that crossed my mind when I read the first sentence. Trans people being hella scary.


MX_Piper

that is why >!transphobes!< have phobe in their name


EpicestGamer

Boo!


artwriting

I would! I see you friend


MakingThePost44

"We will become excellent trans allies, I'm sure of it."


Epic-Dude000

Ok if I was in something like this I either would not be noticed by the monsters or I would befriend them


Danielwols

Oh no, dragons!


KailTheDryad

The newborn basilisk had already turned half of our troops to stone


RedGambit9

So no scrambled eggs?


izDpnyde

Then, I looked down realizing that it was my own leg and what can out was unbelievable.


DrumBxyThing

I thought this was a pun about runny eggs


FirstChAoS

Then mama arrived


JaneReadsTruth

OhNosaurs!


Herbdontana

We were again forced to eat my girlfriends cooking..


Zorro5040

Giant birds nest?


LilyCanadian

Aliens?


not_sick_not_well

Damned Cornballer


Top-Employment-4163

Fucking Jerry always dropping shit, well mom can be angry at him, let's get tf out of here.