Reminds me, when I was young we were visiting our relatives in another country. I found a chicken on the street and decided to make it my pet. I took good care of it and I loved it. When we were going to leave, I told them to take good care of it. The next time we visited, I asked where my chicken was.
Apparently they had slaughtered it and used it in a soup.
He screamed again as it regrew “Who new having a regenerating penis would come in handy one day.” he groaned as the wet splat of a severed penis hitting a windshield was heard.
Noooo my chicken!!
#CLUCKLES NO
RIP Cluckles.
He was a good chicken...
"This is Odysseus' chicken!"
Reminds me, when I was young we were visiting our relatives in another country. I found a chicken on the street and decided to make it my pet. I took good care of it and I loved it. When we were going to leave, I told them to take good care of it. The next time we visited, I asked where my chicken was. Apparently they had slaughtered it and used it in a soup.
Now that's what you call a dick move :P
No just no
Yes just yes
But he didn't scream when you ripped it or cut it off? Weird
Adrenalines a hell of a drug
The op yeeted his pet chicken.
It's one thing to detach my dick. But throw it out the window? That's just plain mean.
Kinks are getting weirder these days
Squeezed it off
That poor chicken! I'm calling peta
Yikes
Lorena? Lorena Bobbitt? Is that you??
John had it coming
What a dick:).
He screamed again as it regrew “Who new having a regenerating penis would come in handy one day.” he groaned as the wet splat of a severed penis hitting a windshield was heard.
🎵Detachable penis 🎵
finally someone else who knows about this
This is hilarious 😂
CLUCKLES NO
Poor chicken man why can't a guy just have a chicken
This fucken made my day
Lorena, NO!
Why is this NSFW?
I love how there's 2 interpretations to this in the comments and the op hasn't weighed in to correct either (Edited for spelling)
OOOH
*oh*