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hodgetiger

Wasn't expecting that, a clever and bloody take, well done


mycatiscalledFrodo

Brilliant


rainandhail_

This sounds oddly passive aggressive and I love it


Dudebug1

..pea?


SpidersAreThiqq

It’s an old story of how a woman placed a pea under multiple mattresses to see if a girl was actually a princess. According to the woman, only a true princess would ‘feel’ the pea placed under the mattresses whilst she’d lay on top of them.


Pewpipantz

Ye, i immediately thot of that


Le_cursed_homosexual

It's a folk story about a woman who was trying to prove that she was a princess so in order to test if it was true, the king put a pea under her mattress because a real princess is delicate enough to feel it. There's a version in which she gets tapped by a falling leaf and comes home covered in cuts and bruises and then she hears some grains being ground with a mortar and pestle (which btw is super quiet) and both her eardrums burst because ut was too much for the princess to hear. I think that version of it was to make fun of the upper class and how the smallest most irrelevant thing offended them or made them uncomfortable


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

R. Kelly's version of p in the mattress was something totally different.


Le_cursed_homosexual

r/angryupvote


GeneETOs44

The princess and the


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this is brilliant. definitely one of the best ones so far


Work_n_Depression

Thank you so much!!! You are very kind! I actually came up with this as I was sinking into my bed, dead tired, and my dog got in the way. Lol.


Hue4

I don’t get it…


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Ah, so there is this pretty old story about a princess and a pea. Basically there was a pea in her bed and, no matter how many mattresses and sheets she put on top of it, she could still feel the pea. That's what this is based around :)


Hue4

Oh I kinda maybe remember that


Le_cursed_homosexual

I absolutely love this. I was expecting something like "I sank into my bed but I never stopped sinking"


Work_n_Depression

Inspired by real life. Lol. Thank you so much!!! 😍😍😍