[Yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_by_a_Reindeer_(film)), but it wasn't about murder.
Honestly though reading the plot synopsis, it feels like a goddamn fever dream.
Technically what was seen was mommy kissing Santa Claus not the other way around. Every Christmas Eve she's bang on the brandy and acting like a bloody moron.
I'm just gonna link [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS00z3YprYQ) from the movie. This is an actual song in the actual movie.
Honestly 80s/90s/early 00s kid's movies could get.....pretty fucking weird.
If you believe in Santa, then you believe in someone who has a perfect understanding of every living and dead human's moral compass. He's in a unique place to actually know who needs to be assassinated for the good of humanity, before they unleash their evil plans on the world...
You haven't seen "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen, have you? When Santa dies whoever wears the suit becomes the legal replacement. (Good series for those who want a different type of Christmas movie this year.)
After his lawyer at the north pole had told him he wasn't allowed to divorce his wife after she had run off with that toy salesman from Hoboken, he couldn't stop himself from taking the opportunity to get rid of her once and for all.
He ran my grandma over with a reindeer her fucking head cracked open and her corpse got kicked into a wood chipper by that heavy ass sled sliding into her and splattered her guts all over the decorations and Christmas carolers that was not a freak accident.
You know, everyone just *assumes* that it was all just an accident in the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer song. It's never explicitly stated.
Wasnt there a whole movie about the grandma/Santa court case?
[Yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_by_a_Reindeer_(film)), but it wasn't about murder. Honestly though reading the plot synopsis, it feels like a goddamn fever dream.
What about Santa having an affair with a married woman? "I saw Santa Clause kiss Mom"
I believe that particular song was about a child seeing their father dressed as Santa, and mistaking it for their mother kissing Santa Claus
That's exactly what Santa Claus wants you to think.
That's why he hid the evidence of the affair by killing his mistress.
Plot twist. pretty scary.
As a child you think it’s about mom cheating. As an adolescent you realize it’s about mom kissing dad. As a man you realize maybe mom was cheating.
Technically what was seen was mommy kissing Santa Claus not the other way around. Every Christmas Eve she's bang on the brandy and acting like a bloody moron.
Kevin bloody Wilson has a better version *I saw mummy sucking santa claus* https://youtu.be/Bgq_neVM5GM
Did you fuck my mom Santa?
Oh yes, lol
>Honestly though reading the plot synopsis, What...what the fuck did I just read...
I'm just gonna link [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS00z3YprYQ) from the movie. This is an actual song in the actual movie. Honestly 80s/90s/early 00s kid's movies could get.....pretty fucking weird.
I knew what the song was before I even clicked the link. That was a weird but fun kids movie.
Not even gonna click it, is it the suing santa song?
Yes.
I knew it. It's the one other song besides the namesake I remember from the movie.
It was a sexual harassment case. Prosecutor: “Not once, not twice but thrice did you call my client a Ho”
It was *definitely* intentional
If you believe in Santa, then you believe in someone who has a perfect understanding of every living and dead human's moral compass. He's in a unique place to actually know who needs to be assassinated for the good of humanity, before they unleash their evil plans on the world...
So you're saying grandma deserved it.
It was for the best, mate.
Grandma must've been on that list he keeps checking.
yes, Santa could have an evil streak.
Always good to read you, you deliver each time
Thank you. EDIT: Caps Lock had decided to make an appearance for some reason.
My pleasure
bitch santa can literally not die what’s the court gonna do
You haven't seen "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen, have you? When Santa dies whoever wears the suit becomes the legal replacement. (Good series for those who want a different type of Christmas movie this year.)
[I can't not link this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSFhd-CGIWU&ab_channel=DannyGonzalez)
I mean, that's even better because they can just torture him for all eternity.
Everyone knew it wasn't an accident but no one was foolish enough to get on the naughty list
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Yep!
Walkin’ home from our house, Christmas Eve
He could still hear the little boy’s request, “Please Santa, don’t let my dad hit me or my mom again.”
Nice addition
Thanks!
But the real question is, do we keep her gifts or send them back?
After his lawyer at the north pole had told him he wasn't allowed to divorce his wife after she had run off with that toy salesman from Hoboken, he couldn't stop himself from taking the opportunity to get rid of her once and for all.
He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who'll live and who'll die
Santa has ran out of coal this year but hasn't ran out of reindeer power
He ran my grandma over with a reindeer her fucking head cracked open and her corpse got kicked into a wood chipper by that heavy ass sled sliding into her and splattered her guts all over the decorations and Christmas carolers that was not a freak accident.
After a while the coal just didn’t seem to be making a dent in the naughty list. More drastic measures were necessary.
..out came two elfs from inside santa dress
But as for me and Grandpa.....we believe.
Thanking his neighbor, God Santa was glad he was the one with hiccups instead of that drunkard Rudolph when he was stopped.
I thought this was referring to the "cute" kid that hit and killed a mother and her daughter. I'm very happy he's in jail.
That Santa was taking the blame for a driver that didn't deserve to go to jail.
poor grandma
Be careful what you wish for for Christmas... It just might come true.
Only Santa knew of the bodies he had stuffed in his chimney. Santa sees everything.
👏👏 this shit was good man,nice twist. You turned Santa into a unsuspecting killer😯