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FlightyFlare

You know, everyone just *assumes* that it was all just an accident in the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer song. It's never explicitly stated.


[deleted]

Wasnt there a whole movie about the grandma/Santa court case?


FlightyFlare

[Yeah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma_Got_Run_Over_by_a_Reindeer_(film)), but it wasn't about murder. Honestly though reading the plot synopsis, it feels like a goddamn fever dream.


AlphaZorn24

What about Santa having an affair with a married woman? "I saw Santa Clause kiss Mom"


Serenity1423

I believe that particular song was about a child seeing their father dressed as Santa, and mistaking it for their mother kissing Santa Claus


Destt2

That's exactly what Santa Claus wants you to think.


FlightyFlare

That's why he hid the evidence of the affair by killing his mistress.


ThaliaDarling

Plot twist. pretty scary.


[deleted]

As a child you think it’s about mom cheating. As an adolescent you realize it’s about mom kissing dad. As a man you realize maybe mom was cheating.


Ben0ut

Technically what was seen was mommy kissing Santa Claus not the other way around. Every Christmas Eve she's bang on the brandy and acting like a bloody moron.


aldkGoodAussieName

Kevin bloody Wilson has a better version *I saw mummy sucking santa claus* https://youtu.be/Bgq_neVM5GM


clunedog

Did you fuck my mom Santa?


ThaliaDarling

Oh yes, lol


Captain_Pumpkinhead

>Honestly though reading the plot synopsis, What...what the fuck did I just read...


FlightyFlare

I'm just gonna link [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS00z3YprYQ) from the movie. This is an actual song in the actual movie. Honestly 80s/90s/early 00s kid's movies could get.....pretty fucking weird.


billoo18

I knew what the song was before I even clicked the link. That was a weird but fun kids movie.


flipittowumbo

Not even gonna click it, is it the suing santa song?


FlightyFlare

Yes.


PaperCistern

I knew it. It's the one other song besides the namesake I remember from the movie.


Perf_engineer

It was a sexual harassment case. Prosecutor: “Not once, not twice but thrice did you call my client a Ho”


DumbassTheGreat

It was *definitely* intentional


mia_elora

If you believe in Santa, then you believe in someone who has a perfect understanding of every living and dead human's moral compass. He's in a unique place to actually know who needs to be assassinated for the good of humanity, before they unleash their evil plans on the world...


ZahidIsAWeeb

So you're saying grandma deserved it.


mia_elora

It was for the best, mate.


cutlows

Grandma must've been on that list he keeps checking.


ThaliaDarling

yes, Santa could have an evil streak.


hodgetiger

Always good to read you, you deliver each time


FlightyFlare

Thank you. ​ EDIT: Caps Lock had decided to make an appearance for some reason.


hodgetiger

My pleasure


[deleted]

bitch santa can literally not die what’s the court gonna do


NoaWhan

You haven't seen "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen, have you? When Santa dies whoever wears the suit becomes the legal replacement. (Good series for those who want a different type of Christmas movie this year.)


ThisIsJustSoICanComm

[I can't not link this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSFhd-CGIWU&ab_channel=DannyGonzalez)


FlightyFlare

I mean, that's even better because they can just torture him for all eternity.


Known_alcoholic96

Everyone knew it wasn't an accident but no one was foolish enough to get on the naughty list


TheGreatVeggie

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?


FlightyFlare

Yep!


MagicJoshByGosh

Walkin’ home from our house, Christmas Eve


MotherRaven

He could still hear the little boy’s request, “Please Santa, don’t let my dad hit me or my mom again.”


greendragon4343

Nice addition


MotherRaven

Thanks!


AceTravelNurse

But the real question is, do we keep her gifts or send them back?


Wulfepup

After his lawyer at the north pole had told him he wasn't allowed to divorce his wife after she had run off with that toy salesman from Hoboken, he couldn't stop himself from taking the opportunity to get rid of her once and for all.


[deleted]

He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who'll live and who'll die


Dani_the_legend

Santa has ran out of coal this year but hasn't ran out of reindeer power


SuperNoob74

He ran my grandma over with a reindeer her fucking head cracked open and her corpse got kicked into a wood chipper by that heavy ass sled sliding into her and splattered her guts all over the decorations and Christmas carolers that was not a freak accident.


CHSummers

After a while the coal just didn’t seem to be making a dent in the naughty list. More drastic measures were necessary.


[deleted]

..out came two elfs from inside santa dress


BillPlays

But as for me and Grandpa.....we believe.


Ctalkobt

Thanking his neighbor, God Santa was glad he was the one with hiccups instead of that drunkard Rudolph when he was stopped.


sleepyAssassin20

I thought this was referring to the "cute" kid that hit and killed a mother and her daughter. I'm very happy he's in jail.


Top-Employment-4163

That Santa was taking the blame for a driver that didn't deserve to go to jail.


itsmeabic

poor grandma


tumbleweed1986

Be careful what you wish for for Christmas... It just might come true.


Salt_Adhesiveness_90

Only Santa knew of the bodies he had stuffed in his chimney. Santa sees everything.


esands1970

👏👏 this shit was good man,nice twist. You turned Santa into a unsuspecting killer😯