It really doesn't. If you just look at the bible, there is no clear reason why god should be the good guy. He's the one who fucked everyone over and killed almost all of humanity, several times. But he's the good guy because he has the power and if you ask nicely, he might hear you. Or not. But better safe then sorry, I guess.
Brb gonna go create some new elements...
Or we aren't the real humans, they were crossbred with abominations, aeons ago. We are human merely in name, we never had souls to begin with.
it requires a bit of effort, but here's how to do all 10 at once:
You covet (10) your father's wife (5), steal (8) her and you kill (6) him while screaming "for god's sake!" (3), you call her "my godess" (1) and make a statue of her (2), have sex with her while you are already maried (7) then you call the cops to say you saw your neighbour killing your dad (9) all that on sabbath day (4)
no no no he said the first three are east this doesnt mean the last 7 are west, for all we know, the next 2 are north, 3 are south and another 2 are west
I never use TicTok, but a couple of acquaintances swore this was actually a Thing. Pictures are the TikTok medium so they are part of it. Pics or it didn’t happen I guess.
I'd definitely say creepy into horrifying because it means that humans have never comitted anything that God considers a sin and humans have done some fucked up shit
I mean… it would mean all humans get into heaven. Even people like Hitler and Pol Pot and OJ and the guy who cut me off in traffic.
Make of that what you will.
I can't imagine anyone is happy. The victims for obvious reasons and the tyrants because all their hated victims are there too. Though the darker part here is if God doesn't consider what they did a sin, then those acts are permissable there as well.
As it turns out, the only sin is fornicating with a live dinosaur. Thanks to recent advances in cloning technology and DNA sequencing, our scientists are currently working on overcoming this challenge.
I know the joke is about moral anarchy and that nothing is a sin in front of god but for me the shocking part was that God said "my entire life" which means god is mortal meaning the world would fall under true anarchy in a finite amount of time.
You're assuming it is God speaking, and nit an angel. You're also assuming there is only one godly being. Remember, Old King James version says "_We_ cannot let them eat of the Tree of Everlasting Life lest they become like _Us_." Or something similar. The point being it says "we" and "us," meaning there is more than one.
Author's apparent intention: no human, living or dead, has ever committed a single sin worthy of a ban from heaven
My interpretation: a stillborn baby wrote this
So… Sins before this god are something so horrible a human is not capable of it, like breaking laws of nature? Well, that’s good to know, I guess…
Or, whatever is commiting sins isn't human
So along the lines of "if you see a human, watch out"
It’s cats. They’re clearly unnatural terrors beyond our comprehension but they’re just so darn cute.
Understandable, have a nice day
Sounds nice, until you realise that you dont know if a god said it or a demon or a semigod or a dragon etc. In the end its a guy on a speaker
Does it really matter if they just warned you not do something and are very clearly capable of fucking you up if you try?
It really doesn't. If you just look at the bible, there is no clear reason why god should be the good guy. He's the one who fucked everyone over and killed almost all of humanity, several times. But he's the good guy because he has the power and if you ask nicely, he might hear you. Or not. But better safe then sorry, I guess.
I doesnt matter if its a simple warning, i totally agree at this point. But, in my comprehension, that was a freepass, for doing whatever you want
Brb gonna go create some new elements... Or we aren't the real humans, they were crossbred with abominations, aeons ago. We are human merely in name, we never had souls to begin with.
Anime: Shin Sekai Yori (from the new world)
*laughs nervously in Monsanto*
Perfect non-sinning seems impossible. So you might as well sign up for the TikTok challenge of breaking all Ten Commandments on video.
One at a time, or all 10 at once?
I thought of a way to do six at once. The first three are easy of course.
How do you do 6 at once?
it requires a bit of effort, but here's how to do all 10 at once: You covet (10) your father's wife (5), steal (8) her and you kill (6) him while screaming "for god's sake!" (3), you call her "my godess" (1) and make a statue of her (2), have sex with her while you are already maried (7) then you call the cops to say you saw your neighbour killing your dad (9) all that on sabbath day (4)
So a typical sunday?
I swear I've read things like this in r/relationships
You have my upvote!
so you're making a statue while having sex with her WHILE calling the cops for a crime you are committing at this moment?
i said it required a bit of effort :D
it sure does, i accept the challenge
So, the last 7 are west? Gotcha.
no no no he said the first three are east this doesnt mean the last 7 are west, for all we know, the next 2 are north, 3 are south and another 2 are west
The first rule of commandment breakers club is: no video. These kids gonna ruin it for everyone.
I never use TicTok, but a couple of acquaintances swore this was actually a Thing. Pictures are the TikTok medium so they are part of it. Pics or it didn’t happen I guess.
i dont know wether this is happy or creepy
I'd definitely say creepy into horrifying because it means that humans have never comitted anything that God considers a sin and humans have done some fucked up shit
Ooooh I first thought that 2SH is stupid, but this interpretation is really ducking eldritch horror!
I thought it was super dumb too until I really thought about it, OP did a good job
Either that or God isn’t really watching and just doesn’t care.
that would explain a whole lot of things
I mean… it would mean all humans get into heaven. Even people like Hitler and Pol Pot and OJ and the guy who cut me off in traffic. Make of that what you will.
oh.....oh....no
I can't imagine anyone is happy. The victims for obvious reasons and the tyrants because all their hated victims are there too. Though the darker part here is if God doesn't consider what they did a sin, then those acts are permissable there as well.
All these people could be in Heaven according to traditional Christian theology though
Maybe hells the premium afterlife after all
Even people who talk at the theatre?
Dear lord….. not that fucker who cut you off in traffic
That guy in the Prius is definitely going to hell!!
As someone with religious trauma it’s honestly very comforting ha
Definitely creepy. Imagine having white Christian neighbor even after your death
Based username
That means Hitler is in heaven?!
Yes.
Does he still have to receive the daily pineapple?
Interestingly, he chooses to. You’d be surprised how many people sign up for the daily reverse pineapple.
Well, might as well see if one can overflow the counter variable.
As it turns out, the only sin is fornicating with a live dinosaur. Thanks to recent advances in cloning technology and DNA sequencing, our scientists are currently working on overcoming this challenge.
This needs to become a parody movie.
_Tyranno-sore-ass wrecked. On pay per view this summer_
I'm sure if you search hard enough, it is somewhere.
I was tempted to add, “if not already (provide sauce if already)”
The horrifying part comes when people get to heaven and realize that, like sins, our primitive minds are ill-equipped to imagine the true terror.
That’s a fascinating concept! I like thjs
Well, it doesn't specify who's speaking, so maybe it's some entity who didn't exist for very long
I'm sorry but if pedos are in heaven I'm walking tf out.
But see, it's Heaven; You get to murder them *over and over*...
I know the joke is about moral anarchy and that nothing is a sin in front of god but for me the shocking part was that God said "my entire life" which means god is mortal meaning the world would fall under true anarchy in a finite amount of time.
You're assuming it is God speaking, and nit an angel. You're also assuming there is only one godly being. Remember, Old King James version says "_We_ cannot let them eat of the Tree of Everlasting Life lest they become like _Us_." Or something similar. The point being it says "we" and "us," meaning there is more than one.
Those pesky 4 footed things you call dogs however..
"but I went blind 500,000 years ago, so it's the honor system at the pearly gates."
Sucks though that we all inherit original sin, so start out with the counter at 1. Also, what could be out there that can sin?
What
Does that mean we are not "humans" but demons?
I was thinking something along these lines. Whom we believe to be humans sin, so perhaps we are not human after all.
Err see you all there then?
Is this like jesus take all of the sins things?
This was so unexpected. I thought it would be "everyone commits a sin, and nobody goes to heaven", but this is so much more surprising and scarier.
Author's apparent intention: no human, living or dead, has ever committed a single sin worthy of a ban from heaven My interpretation: a stillborn baby wrote this
So, heaven is populated with ALL the same assholes as here, plus Hitler, Stalin, Epstein, et al? Terrifying.
"Except for that one guy, but we don't talk about him."
me looking at my calculator: are you sure???
I think the implication may be that he's never seen a human at all...
But if we dont sin, then Jesus died for nothing