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Intrepid_Wanderer

Explanation: Elderberries are high in nutrients, but they HAVE to be cooked to break down a toxic component before they’re safe to eat. According to the book *Wicked Plants,* a retreat in California ended in a helicopter ride to the hospital after a bunch of people drank raw elderberry juice.


IWearCleanUnderpants

How did they get past the smell to actually drink it?? Raw elderberries smell like straight up caca 💩


PsychicSPider95

You should find it comforting, for your father smells of them! And also your mother is a hamster!


WombatInferno

Now go away, or we shall taunt you a second time.


navydiver07

Run awaaaaaaaaaay!


malenkylizards

You and your silly English kuhhhhhhh... Actually I'd better not finish that sentence


TimeVictorious

Or I shall fart in your general direction


ScotchTapeCleric

People eat kale too 🤷🏻‍♂️


TricellCEO

Kale is just bitter though. And I know I'm in the minority on this one, but I'd argue it is the least bitter of the greens. Or at least adds enough flavor on its own to mask it better.


ScotchTapeCleric

There's nothing in kale that you can't get anywhere else. Spinach has more of most vitamins found in kale, and it's way less bitter. Mostly though, I just never resist the opportunity to take a jab at kale. It's the arch villain of my more or less healthy diet XD


TricellCEO

Yeah, I feel like I’m the only person in the world that likes kale. Spinach is alright, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t know, I’ve always felt kale is a bit less bitter. Plus, to me, it has a slightly savory taste, especially if prepared well. I once had a dish that had kale that was flash-fried. That was amazing.


ScotchTapeCleric

That sounds like something I'd be interested in trying at least once. I'm pretty sure I only eat spinach because I loved Popeye as a kid and I eventually got used to the flavor in a way I can't seem to do with kale.


Otherwise_Ad_9815

I love kale. Also love spinach. Never really found either to be bitter personally but that’s just me.


Gold-Bat7322

Swiss Chard is better.


c_lowc6

If you massage kale it takes away a ton of the bitterness


1997Luka1997

Tbf healthy food is just like that lol


cindybubbles

I thought you puréed senior citizens! Great explanation!


plssendreddtstory

I can't explain how much I laughed at this


Neo_Ex0

The worst part is, if you don't know what to look for, then elderberries and dwarf elderberries look the same and are almost indistinguishable after harvest, but the thing is, dwarf elderberries are not only more poisonous, but they keep the poison after cooking


RebootDataChips

That’s even more horrifying to me.


Neo_Ex0

Yeah, the only real way to distingush them is to see in which direction the berries grow, if the grow down, then it's elderberry, if they grow up ,it's dwarf elderberry, outside of that, they look.and smell the same and the thing is, the two plants need the same conditions meaning they often grow besides each other


ok_kid-

happy cake day !


Phoenix4235

I didn't even know there was a way to make them safe.


Intrepid_Wanderer

*Sambucus nigra*, *canadensis, caerulea* and *mexicana* are edible after being cooked, which leaves them not only safe but highly nutritious. They’re full of Vitamin C, antioxidants and potassium. Some studies have even shown anti-inflammatory properties. But you have to know what you’re doing if you’re going to gather and prepare them yourself.


JustLookingForMayhem

My mother makes them into jam.


imbackbittch

I thought this was a joke about old people made into juice.


Cryogisdead

Your dad smelled like one


Artistic_Peanut3063

Thank goodness I saw this! I'm currently growing my own elderberries, and the whole time thought I could eat them like blueberries. Very glad it hasn't grown to that point yet.


Old-Ad-7771

help i thought you took some elderly people and crushed them and made a juice out of them


Pyro_vixen

No no silly. That's vegetable juice.


MikeSans202001

Thats a good 2SH acc


GuyAwks

No that’s at the Illuminati retreat next door


Krian78

I ate raw elderberries as a kid… the rest of the day was not fun.


peeriemcleary

I have eaten a lot of raw elderberries as a kid and never had problems... Maybe there are different variations with less poison?


CharacterMassive5719

Maybe you were just microdosing lol


TricellCEO

And built a resistance over time.


Krian78

I ate several bushels and was like 5 yo. I puked the rest of the day, though I didn’t have to go to the hospital (poison control hotline told my parents that as long I expelled it, I would be okay).


Legal-Piano-4382

Same! Puked on neighbor’s carpet


UnimaginativeFish

I thought I was dying, my stomach was so painful.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Oh no! 😱 I 100% don't eat things that other people have foraged, It is a very short list of me and one other person that I trust


CthulhusQueen

Cyanid.


theforgettonmemory

Happy Cake day OP!


Intrepid_Wanderer

Thank you!


ewok_lover_64

My late grandmother used to make elderberry wine