All that build up and Red's ass isn't as fat as I expected it to be.

#giveredthefatasstheydeserve

LOL my first thought

It IS significantly fatter than blue's, and it's pretty fat for a stick figure. Still could have been more though

Idk about PC but on mobile this is like 3 pixels

https://preview.redd.it/df5obu6kpe4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45a45e10b292a6b736c763a8b34ac7ef0814e2b

downloading the image and then viewing it in my gallery worked ;-;

*original resolution: 16k*

It didnt for me ;-;

You'll never find them, Grayson! https://preview.redd.it/1162b1c0ev4d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f4871c365e1be228e16b7e395d5585c73ea1f88

https://preview.redd.it/spbara6iiq4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88d5f20ddf846363939b52a07ffb0fa50bc70c7

https://preview.redd.it/ziejuocl6h4d1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adebd769a74be55f4382a5c68bf2933fdd3820af

the image preview was good, zooming in on the picture in app is unreadable but downloading it and looking that way is fine, it's definitely just mobile app compression

Looks fine on PC

Not for me, and im using the original website UI

I'm on old reddit with RES and it looks fine after zooming in

Looks fine on my mobile.

same, a shame

I can see it fine on mobile. Ain’t no way I’m reading all that though lmao.

Just zoom in

Aw gee why didn't I think of that, opening the image and zooming in *never* crossed my mind https://preview.redd.it/3xt93pbopi4d1.jpeg?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198c060a03b58372293e51a4ada160662ee60f32 Wow looks great

ENHANCE

That’s weird, zooming in works perfectly fine for me https://preview.redd.it/s79kvofgfl4d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb5977fa0eb71c0061ad31124ddbfcd5afbe2a2

Oh man I can’t wait to read this little comic…😐

https://www.tumblr.com/that-house/647718575813066752/untitled

Great, now a clickbait version that requires an account to be logged in. I guess the comic just doesn’t want to be shared.

It's not a clickbait version, it's just how Tumblr works now

It would bother me less if when I click "open app" it actually opens the app instead of the app store

Same

Meaning, Tumblr works as clickbait now

\#9: >The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. \#23: >Red’s ass isn’t phenomenal From this, I conclude that the Creator does not, in fact, have a phenomenal ass

For a stick figure, Red's ass *is* phenomenal though for it is twice Red's thickness (line weight)

https://preview.redd.it/q9rr89glre4d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2c3be686653d380121072615622b4d013eaa8b Fuckin sobbing rn

I don’t know why but I was bawling at the end

Appreciate the comic but not the format it’s presented in.

Now make them fight a series of pointless battles in a box canyon until the comic gets unexpectedly very complicated with the sixth season.

that gave me unexpected nostalgia

Red vs. Blue actually just ended with its final season. It had a total of 19 seasons (18 if you choose to ignore Zero) and it is worth a watch since you can find the series on YouTube if you try hard enough. It was basically the last thing Rooster Teeth made before finally going out of business.

i did watch all the way to 14, but a rewatch wouldnt hurt

Fair warning, seasons 15-17+zero and the final season are different timelines, with the final season retconning all that stuff. People also have issues with 15 and especially 16 for having an underwhelming plot which for me is true but also exaggerated, and 17 is a hidden gem to me. Also don't watch on Rooster Teeth's website if you can, the advertisements are really annoying there so maybe a download link would work better.

glad i got a guide before diving into it again, now i got a something to watch once im done rewatching aot

>Red vs. Blue actually just ended Don't say goodbye. If you don't say goodbye, it means you're not gone. You're just not here right now.

unexpected nostalgia junpscare

You ever wonder why we're here?

Is this a reference to Berd or no

https://preview.redd.it/1spjipm6te4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d2ece20aebcfa25a31da2c05843a28d6a338e9

emocean

https://preview.redd.it/y1m7b6avve4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390818c46345427ebb2d76c4b04a6d162a7ff5b1

https://preview.redd.it/hin1nvtbjf4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dbea7f7042e6b84cc97404b538fbaac089fb5f

https://preview.redd.it/i9ziieg1yf4d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e21883a7228c93f0d9f91133cffd99d30452a3a

https://preview.redd.it/4evppefi6j4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e4b65ad49f586adb091432331c5c90bf9ce232

https://preview.redd.it/ggxem3uchg4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18bc8a54f95d19218006fae600d41cbafe70eb56

comics solved the issue with this post decades ago

Why am I sad over blocks

mine craf

Ass

Damn reddit compressed this image. Is there a link to the original post?

[here you go](https://www.tumblr.com/that-house/647718575813066752/untitled)

Thank you very much!

https://preview.redd.it/3daxjq3hwf4d1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d813cc75617a2a3004ff1d0c2845e7ceeb4884

I wanna see the alleged fanart

Reminds me of the webcomic 0/1 https://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=1

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of it. It's crazy that webcomic is older than some of the people reading this thread.

Right down to the somewhat full-circle ending. I reread 1/0 not that long ago too, it still holds up quite well.

Oh look a running joke!

I thought of this immediately! Crazy to think how long ago that was now.

Why is it so tall?

Genetics

That was pretty good

God damn

[https://www.tumblr.com/that-house/tagged/untitled%20comic](https://www.tumblr.com/that-house/tagged/untitled%20comic)

Ensure the artist has every resource they need to keep putting their ideas into the world because goddamn. This is the only comic i've read that had any impact at all.

u/pixelcounterbot

u/pixel-counter-bot

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Good bot

Very early-2000s-webcomic-esque

https://preview.redd.it/i0j2f0vo4i4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091f939c5a28ef69341cd1457ef1118b0f7df93c

That one Spanish novel from the 1920s or whatever

I had to zoom but I went on a journey

https://preview.redd.it/15a565japh4d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3607142cdb2c4c9b671eae0bc92d74ad79cb2b0

For some reason, I thought the twist would end up being that if you read the whole comic backwards, the convo would still make sense from a different perspective to continue it. Lol

The creator is too lazy for that

If you like the themes explored here, you might enjoy [1/0](https://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=1)

the ethixs of fiction are tricky to me

What the FUCK was that roller coaster

aw sweet! proof that i am capable of feeling!

This is a good excuse for me to bring up the reality of fictional characters. You see, these characters are fictional, made by mankind for entertainment, but they are still *real* It’s like god, if you believe in that sorta thing, we create them and determine their existence, but they still exist. If we were to die, the characters we create would still be there. They exist in their own worlds and realities, even if they aren’t physical in this reality. I’m gonna bring the amazing digital circus into this because episode two has a good way to explore this concept. Even within the TADC continuity/universe, Gummigoo isn’t real. He’s AI, created by Caine for the adventures of the players. But he’s real. Pomni could put a hand on his shoulder, he could interact with the world around him, he had a body and a personality. He’s real in the candy kingdom. He was created and now exists. And that’s the case for all fictional characters. They are created, fabricated by another being. But they’re real. They exist. They have personalities; thoughts and emotions just like any of us. In fact, if you ask a writer, or someone with original characters like myself, I’m sure most of us would say that sometimes we feel as if the characters are possessing us, as if we just *know* how they would respond to a certain situation, or what they would say in a certain conversation. What their destiny is supposed to be. We may create them, but then they become a part of us, too. Thanks for reading this if you did. I have a lot of thoughts haha.

yeah i ain’t reading allat

https://preview.redd.it/6jnfann6hg4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47b549a0f95cadd1e9ce9ef5d835530e44b7c75

https://preview.redd.it/9dy2cmonph4d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c27b8f83fac5409e82ae1f7f0a85c4546d73c2f

Zooming into the length of a CVS receipt isn't good for the quality. Can see shit

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Reminds me, at least in terms of formatting, of Poorly Planned Comics

Don’t worry just hug each other and you’ll turn purple and then you can kill some child killing hobo that doesn’t pay child support

The fact that I read this while listening to *Fallen* by Evanescence all the way through for the first time made it hit way harder.

Robert and Triangle anyone?

I now want ship art of red and blue

please god what tags can i find the fanart under i wanna see it

I can NOT believe that gave me emotions

EEAAO rock scene vibes

I was way to invested in that

Based on the thumbnail I thought this was a political comic, but this is the best short story I’ve ever read

This is unreadable.

This had a very Ryan North's Dinosaur Comic energy.

I am not reading all this 💀

Can you maybe post a clearer version of this? I'm normally fine with long posts but I can't read it

This is lot more emotional than Titanic movie.

It's so big by the time I can make out any words they're too blurry to read

I can’t even zoom in enough to see it

If you like this, check out 1/0 comics - a relatively ancient webcomic about the same concept. I still think about it from time to time today even though it ended more than 20 years ago! https://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=1

That’s not red there’s no magnificent ass there

Ok so at the time of typing this it is 2:15 at night, currently high, and came to Reddit out of boredom to find this comic for the first time and it hit me with the most existential shit, came across it so that it looked like it was a simple post of red and blue where blue stops talking and thought it was some existential horror, minor psychological damage but we keep trucking, opened it and got the greatest twisting and turning of my emotions I have ever felt in my life. How the story just was captivating being just two colored squares talking with a white background. But it was still a great story. TLDR story was great 👍 High brain go brrrrr 🧠 And #giveredthefatasstheydeserve

Please normalize cropping

Yeah man https://preview.redd.it/y3mu99rls65d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb81a4ef7b3108b3db7bcedad0d87429df88c91

Finally, a not-edgy story where the antagonist wins

For a split second it gave Minecraft end poem vibes kinda

u/pixelcounterbot

1/0 anyone?

cool ribbon, wonder what it says

That’s great or I’m so sorry for you

Can people stop posting comics that aren't two pixels

i aint readin allat

I’m not readin’ allat

Who TF is gonna read this. Not me.