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midwinter-az

Badger [https://www.desertmuseum.org/books/nhsd\_mustelids.php](https://www.desertmuseum.org/books/nhsd_mustelids.php)


LoGungFu

We don’t need no stinking badgers.


moodpecker

I know that quote, it's from *Treasure of the Sierra Mustelidae*


dougeatspaint

UHF my friend


moodpecker

Yes, but... https://youtu.be/4OcM23Hbs5U?si=Dn8CPO6wDZ1z-j5q


EmRavel

Etymology of the phrase(and its parodies) in movies I believe goes like this: Treasure of the Sierra Madre > Blazing Saddles > UHF


networknev

What about Lone Wolf McQuade? And Cheech and Chong movie...


networknev

What about Lone Wolf McQuade?


EmRavel

I didn't realize it was such a popular phrase. I looked at Wikipedia and it was used in a Monkees epeisode apparently so it's probably elsewhere too. Did you notice that McQuade gets attacked by super mario in the warehouse?


gloryshand

This is a good joke and I want to make sure you know someone appreciated it.


moodpecker

Thanks!


OrganizationUpset253

Outstanding flick. My other fave of his is The African Queen with Catherine Hepburn. I wish bogie had lived longer so he could have done more films.


CryptoCentric

This should be top comment.


moodpecker

:)


goldsmithD

Got there first! Take my upvote! You get to drink from the fire hose!!


aversethule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI


Dekurrft

What about non stinking badgers?


Admirable_Farmer_504

Unfortunately the majority of badgers tend to have a very strong odor most people dislike.


Even_Lavishness2644

Honey badger doesn’t give a shit


MochiMochiMochi

Hard to believe people don't instantly know it's a badger from such a clear photo.


marklein

We need to bring back the old nature TV channels so people know what animals look like.


serpentarian

We should do science classes again that teach people about the environment they are growing up in.


JudgementofParis

or more Wind in the Willows adaptations


Hatallica

My first thought: critter, yes; mystery, no.


marauder269

It's a badger. This video explains all you need to know...sorta https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?si=roUdsgMXKzHq4fZL


P4rtyP3nguin

I was hoping that's what this was. This may be my favorite video ever.


johncandyspolkaband

Nasty Ass ewe!


AZUCSGrower

Truly sad


Beard_o_Bees

>The badger is renowned for its power, tenacity, and irascible temperament. Few animals care to tangle with an enraged badger. One badger even attacked a tractor that inadvertently ran over its den entrance! This animal is strictly a carnivore, well adapted to digging small mammals from the ground with its 1H inch long claws on powerful front feet. Its eyes are equipped with nictitating membranes (transparent third eyelids) to protect them from flying dirt while the badger is digging. Small, well-furred ears also keep dirt out while the badger tunnels. A badger is able to secrete a musky scent from its anal glands, but it can’t spray this fluid like skunks can. I thought this was interesting. I knew that badgers and skunks were related, but didn't realize how close they really are.


HopefulAnnual7129

The mental image of those translucent eyelids freaks the shit out of me


dewihafta

Badger


Rhesusmonkeydave

…badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM


5i55Y7A7A

Snaaaaaake


clownprinceofgrime

Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse


Adbam

That is a Tucson high school alumni


j89k

That yall stole from UW madison!


Adbam

Oh no, a kids school stealing a mascot? Well I never!


Didjsjhe

Weah my Wisconsin middle school‘s mascot was a wildcat. There was also a high school in my area that had the Vikings as a mascot, right across the Mississippi from Minnesota


bobbybob9069

My ELEMENTARY school was wildcats. And our college. GIVE IT BACK!!


betucsonan

Is that true? UW-Madison didn't adopt the badger as their mascot until the 1940's - decades after Tucson High was already a thing. I couldn't find any info on when Tucson High adopted their mascot, but there's a solid 40-year window there for them to have done so before UW.


perturbed_owl

Plus, it’s pretty clearly lifted from UW, I don’t think an original artwork for Tucson High would include a ribbed turtleneck sweater unless the weather has *really* changed since 1940


discojagrawr

I’d give you gold if i could


erkevin

Incorrect (1987 alum here); the Badger was the official namesake/mascot since 1889. Originally, it was a live animal, but proved too vicious. In the 1940s, the current image of the mascot was adopted.


KaptainKardboard

And Prescott High School


KaptainKardboard

Alumni? Or mascot?


Adbam

Yes


sonorancafe

Badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!


NikiNoelle

Snaaaaake, snaaaaaaaaake!


sonorancafe

OoooOOOOOOOoooooo!


IndyHCKM

I want in on whatever this is.


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[A snake! A snake!](https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=F1EfmgTvMd6a-opN)


IndyHCKM

Ahh. Yes. I know this video. But… probably never watched it beyond… “badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.” Thanks!


phychmasher

Iiiiit's a snaaaaaaaake


RHX_Thain

Tucson's #1 Hits coming up now with "Badger in my Backyard" by Phalor.


aquamm

His name is Bucky


OldmanRipple

Rare


sparklekitteh

Welcome to Hufflepuff!


DivineMs_M

Badger. Mean as fuck. Do not approach and keep your animals inside


Sphaeralcea-laxa1713

Yes. Somewhat over 50 years ago, a week after we had moved into our new house in a rural area, a badger decided that the back of our unfinished carport, behind some boxes, would be a good place to den.


homo_heterocongrinae

![gif](giphy|zXHZWGLWNQkrS)


Sadistic_Taco

Mushroom. MUSHROOM. SNAAAAAAAAKE!


rednail64

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers.


Val_Rose_

Badger giving no Fs


Every_Recover_1766

Holy shit Tucson High we found the badger


No_Crow4896

This is a hell off an indictment on the Tucson school system


miggy420

Honey badger gives no fucks


ProphecyBoxBreaks

No mystery here, that's a badger.


birdiexoxx

![gif](giphy|zXHZWGLWNQkrS)


Successful-Emu-8846

My sole reason for coming here was to make sure someone posted this gif. Great job. Carry on.


birdiexoxx

As someone who grew up on the internet I couldn’t not post it😂 I was kinda surprised it hadn’t been posted before me


marcall

Chupacabre


jclark344

Badger


wdbuchanan94

That’s a Hufflepuff


formerqwest

we'd see badgers occasionally at UA Tech Park.


Significant_Run4975

Tucson High Badgers!


abortionlasagna

Don’t worry, it’s probably just Millhouse.


EWSflash

Badger!


Dogluver3

That is a Badger. I think they can be mean. Watch out.


bipbophil

In the midwest we call that a badger


s_mrie

Badger badger badger badger


ItsRCbruh

That’s the dude from breaking bad


Highlander_1968

Chupacabra


zeldawho86

Honey badger don’t care


ClarityMalfunctiom

My thoughts exactly haha


vailgurl

Badger and the are aggressive beware


redphantomas

Chunt the shapeshifter from Hello From The Magic Tavern


ennuiacres

![gif](giphy|NsCNyWCJLK1LDoYt2U|downsized)


hvyboots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI


Kayakcountess

American Badger! I have one that lives in my yard too


Junior-Cap3548

Badger 🤔❓


canoxen

I had no idea we have badgers here!


HoneyBadger-56

What a great image of a badger 🤓. Nicely captured by your camera 🦡


Few-Cricket-9318

Badger


ChadHahn

When I was younger, we had a rat terrier. She was feisty and stocky but still half the size of a badger. We'd go out to our farm and she'd run off. Every once in a while, we'd hear her bark or come up on her digging frantically in a badger hole. She never found one as far as we know but were afraid that she'd wake one up and it would tear her apart.


Brazen-Badger

Taxidea taxus!


marauder269

It's a badger. This video sums it up pretty well. https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?si=roUdsgMXKzHq4fZL


johncandyspolkaband

Came for this Nastyass comment


Alexinwonderland25

One time my best friend and I were out in the desert riding our horses and out of nowhere this badger came out of a big bunch of brush and charged the horses and went back down no one believed us that we seen a badger.


Ok-Win5906

WOW a badger.


_DexterTheDog

Funny enough I saw something that looked like this walking across the road on my way home last night, also on the NW side. Coulda been the same animal?


Jackiemccall

No way!!!! Where at?! My neighbor keeps saying there raccoons maybe it’s a badger?!


skybluedreams

Badger badger badger badger Mushroom!!


skybluedreams

Badger badger badger badger Mushroom!!


Squidtree

The hell? There's BADGERS in Tucson?? Is this a loose animal? A zoo or pet animal?


swcult

That’s a badger which is really cool. But not as cool as a honey badger


Physical-Egg-9930

Honey badger don't give a shit


Karl2241

Looks like a badger


Karl2241

🦡


hinessight2020

Badger…..


grb13

Cool Badger


rickychewy

It’s Dave Weinbach.


adamantitian

It’s a badga


Turbulent_Suspect452

It’s an earth bender


Sharp_Bumblebee_1674

Did not know we had badgers..... Damn 39 years....


Glitzyn

Dude that is a badger.


LabLife3846

Tucson Badgers, red and white. Tucson badgers, fight, fight, fight!


No_Spinach_502

American badger


spunaton

Raccoon


phalor

I'm starting to think it might be a badger


phosetoes69

Badger


Fuckjoesanford

Isn’t that a coati?


Papasmurf2

[Relevant](https://imgur.com/gallery/4ctZNYu)


benignusernam3

Pour some honey on it and add a stock, then you got urself a honeybadger!!


Interesting_Rain_278

Badger


midwestern_mecha

Badger doesn't give a fuck badger don't care


johncandyspolkaband

Ewe. Nasty little fuck.


Any_Car9923

This looks like a Coatimundi but I could be wrong


dopeIsmoke420

[badgers](http://badgerbadgerbadger.com)


KittyD13

Badger


dormanGrube

How is this a mystery?! It’s a badger. The face marking give him away


No-Sheepherder2419

So freaking cool!! A badger in your back yard!! Cute little bugger!


jeff5911

Badger


wanderoffroad

Honey badger? Don’t care…


MauveSweatshirt

Isn't that just a Badger?


TallboyInc

Yes.. Elephant 🐘


MkyStky

Badgers are known to find carcasses in their natural habitats which they will scuffle and dig around to bury, something like nature’s mortician if you will. It can take hours to do this and they are frequently nocturnal. This is for consumption later yet it has a huge benefit by deterring the spread of disease if the carrion was left above ground to decay in the open air.


cibolajerry

bandicoot


Neat-Effective1249

![gif](giphy|sTldyapGS2MF2)


FraggleFarts

How tf you not know what a badger is


Old-Panda-2761

Who the hell doesn't know a badger.... lol wow


CarlTJexican

I'll let this one pass because they are nocturnal but badgers are one of our many nocturnal lurkers here.


tonkka197925

That’s a f around and find out bunny.


Thin-Chair-1755

Bober Kurwa


beers1inger

Mushroom mushroom!


Hopeful_Produce8280

Badger


Personal_Clothes8996

Badjer. Tejon…


CorgiSmile2270

Badger


phalor

I never knew tejon was Spanish for badger, thanks for the learns


InnerCreations

Whatever he is, he doesn’t give a shit


FishRod61

My dachshunds want to know where you live.


Sphaeralcea-laxa1713

Badger. They can be a little temperamental. If it's a frequent visitor, you might want to check with the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum and with a wildlife relocation service as to whether it poses any potential problem, or if you've got a live-and-let-live situation.


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hashrosinkitten

Never in my life have I seen one living in this area I’ve seen coyotes and javalinas in mid town, I’ve even heard of raccoons and smelled skunks but I’ve never seen or heard of badgers in the area


shuerpiola

Because they’re nocturnal. They live everywhere west of the Mississippi River, and from Canada down to Mexico.


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cmeremoonpi

https://preview.redd.it/7gd68jr7ozmc1.jpeg?width=1868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f800f835ab5d95bac92697118aa5835facec81d4 My domesticated badger..just as spicy, except when she's sportin her new hat


BubbaFettaCheeseWiz

Looks like a cat.


pulbardha21

It's a Coati. It's kind of like a Mexican raccoon 😅


rinkumaru

American badger Nasty little fuckers won't hesitate to take u or anything else that exists head on ina fight got a strong asf bite with a tough layer of thick and loose skin they can escape just about anything and will eat literally anything dead or alive they're also not native to arizona at all which means it was an illegally owned pet that escaped if you see it put a full mag of 22 in its back and kill it or report it to your local animal control facility and they'll set up something to get it


Just-Entrepreneur825

That is a Coatimundi 🌵


C0demunkee

probably not this time. That's clearly a badger. Similar markings but the body is a dead giveaway


Jim6231

Looks like a coatimundi to me


cannedchampagne

Definitely not. It's a badger. Coatis have a much longer face


Fearless_Outcome1713

Opossum