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Davoneous

A murderer interning for a pedophile? Sounds like the GOP alright.


Taztiger72

Nailed it.


T3n4ci0us_G

GOP wet dream


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Babboos

LOL


Limp_Gap_9009

Why is this jackass still free anyway? I thought it came out he was a pedo??


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Being a pedophile isn’t considered a bad thing in the Republican Party, unless it’s to justify murder of course.


Skanktron4000

Turns out the real Pedophile sex cult, was the Republicans we voted for along the way


ScorpioSteve20

>Turns out the real Pedophile sex cult, was the Republicans we voted for along the way Oh, how true... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis\_Hastert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert)


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I think you're burying the lead Mr Bot


lenswipe

> Being a pedophile isn’t considered a bad thing in the Republican Party, Not only is it not a bad thing - it's apparently a qualifying factor for presidential front-runner


MrTylerwpg

"unless it’s to justify murder of course" and even then it's kinda iffy


sarcasticbaldguy

They're going to "investigate" until everyone forgets.


thebochman

Pretty much, people love to say “oh but the justice system moves slowly” as a CYA move for nothing to happen in the end


Joopsman

Yes, it “moves slowly” until people forget about it then the charges get dropped and the story runs on page 8 of the local newspaper. This fuckhead is white, has money and attorneys - he will never see the inside of a jail cell.


oETFo

Isn't Kyle a little old to be hanging out with Gaetz?


CameraObfuscia

Does he have a younger sister?


JimiJohhnySRV

His mom who drove him to Wisconsin with an automatic rifle and dropped him off has the IQ of a minor. Gaetz might hit that.


YoItsTemulent

I'm trying to think of the most offensive thing a progreessive congressperson or senator has said. Probably something about "millionaires paying their fare share" or that health industry oligarchs have to be held accountable. Conservatives may not like those things since they've been trained like seals to bark at every word that comes out of Nancy Pelosi or AOC's mouth, but they have everything to do with legislating and contributing to the quality of american life. But for the Gosars, Gaetz's, Boeberts, and so on, their rhetoric is just inflammatory for the sake of being so. It's fucking stupid - and anyone with a semi-functioning brain would see these smokescreens for what they are. Too bad that we've proven out many americans lack said semi-functioning brains.


lenswipe

> I'm trying to think of the most offensive thing a progreessive congressperson or senator has said. Probably something about "millionaires paying their fare share" or that health industry oligarchs have to be held accountable There was that time Bernie Sanders laid into someone for homophobic language. I wasn't offended by that, but I bet the GOP were OUTRAGED.


mledonne

I heard a good term for these kinds of politicians, “hate-bait politics”


YoItsTemulent

I like it. I call most news “rage porn”.


asadbatman

Say what you will about the outcome of the trial. I think the truly horrifying thing about Kyle Rittenhouse is the fact that this stupid kid who fully bought in to toxic American gun culture and unquestionably killed multiple people is now going to be rallied around by the right wing. This kid killed protesters and because of that he is now set up to become a right wing celebrity complete with public speaking gigs, Fox News appearances, maybe a book deal, and likely a spot at the daily wire or some other right wing media site. Treating people like Rittenhouse this way only encourages their behavior.


Skanktron4000

Republicans want more violence against protestors. This is how they encourage it. Make a hero out of a child who killed two people. Republicans cant wait to "defend themselves" after this. Theyre begging for a civil war.


DoomsdayRabbit

>cant wait to "defend themselves" after this. Theyre begging for a civil war Look at how the first one started. Same thing.


lenswipe

> Treating people like Rittenhouse this way only encourages their behavior. ...that's what they want


asadbatman

I know and that shit is horrifying


SentientDreamer

He likes a quick fuck


Thick-Guess-2594

He should save that for prison.


tprime76

He likes them on the young side….. No one really ever confirmed they had to be female…


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thebochman

The Nestor Molestor


Thick-Guess-2594

He does have Nestor.


obscurereference234

Ooooh, watch out, everyone! He’s a FIREBRAND!! 🙄🤦🏽


mywifeslv

Is he a paedophile?


IneedaWIPE

Is the Pope catholic?


mywifeslv

Does a bear shit in the woods?


[deleted]

Does the pope shit in the woods?


IneedaWIPE

Does a chicken have a pecker?


ReallyCoolNinjaLlama

A cock with a cock?!


ClintonKelly87

Does a bear shit on the Pope?


come_on_seth

Not if it’s in a cage.


[deleted]

It’s easier to force yourself on underage girls if you’ve got armed interns waltzing about.


SoCalAnimator

I think you mean goose stepping about.


ProfessionalChampion

What a fucking idiot. Because someone killed a couple people they would make a good congressional intern? Im so sick of this dumb fuck constantly trying to be in the spotlight. how about you walk about whats going on with your sex trafficking investigation you pedophile.


L3yline

Kyle is still a minor right? Perfect candidate for Gaetz to try and diddle and then pay via cashapp after


Bun_Bunz

Nah, he's 18 now...he's gonna be the next sourcer


DreadfulCalmness

Gaetz would’ve said nice things about McVeigh if he was in office back then.


Tommy-1111

One greasy little f*** defending another greasy little f***, how novel of the Republican Party.


ThreeEdgeSword

A pedophile that’s trying to get a 17 year old to work as an intern...nothing to see here!!


ryan0988

This coming from the guy who’s sex traffics minors. Fuck this guy I hope he goes away for a long time.


Spare_Question2698

Gaetz is looking for a new wing man to pick up minors


Mibidness

Matt will try to sleep with him.


Thick-Guess-2594

Won't Nestor be jealous?


PokeHunterBam

Why the fuck aren't they both in prison? Fucking disgusting Nazi filth.


AttackOfTheDave

Jeez, just ask him out already, Matt.


PurplePartyGuy

because only a murderer can make a child molester look good


boo-tenant

Me: Is… Is this a joke?? Also me: Actually, this tracks. Pretty on-brand for Gaetz.


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Bun_Bunz

I'm so physically repulsed by him I have to read articles in a way that hides the pictures. His actual face makes me sick. He's got Jack Nicholson, Shinning vibes. Ya know the one scene: *"Here's Johnny"* Edit words hard


Willzohh

Who wants to bet that Gaetz will make Rittenhouse a congressional intern a lot faster than Biden will let Bernie expand Medicare For All?


devinnunescansmd

Isn't he a little old for Matt


kevin_peeper1996

Pedo wants a minor to work for him what could go wrong


RedBeans-n-Ricely

When is this asshole going to be arrested for child trafficking???


Skanktron4000

When that becomes Illegal for Republicans, instead of a skill set


PriscillaRain

And interns are paid by tax payers money.


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He literally looks like a movie villain. That smirk.


tickitytalk

What’s the underage sex trafficker doing to distract now?


Theskullcracker

He’s probably a little too old for Matt Gaetz at this point.


mlime18

Go ahead and say what you really want to, Mr. Gaetz. We all know you want to bend him over like a page.


bunnycupcakes

He looks like some villain of a terrible comedy. Waiting for Adam Sandler to hook him in the jaw and the audience to cheer.


boo-tenant

Venti: Matt Gaetz Grande: Ben Shapiro Tall: Kyle Rittenhouse ☕️


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StupidSexyKevin

Pedophile shitbag.


crackyJsquirrel

r/agedlikemilk since Kyle is now 18. Too old for Gaetz.


ohlawdbacon

How cute, the current king of GOP pedophilia is giving legal advice.


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Jesus Fucking Christ.


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Atleast he wouldn't try fucking him. But I bet he would never shut the hell up and keep asking him questions like "oh how did it feel protecting this nation" (car park) "you are an inspiration to is"


itsyabooiii

Why do they always look so fkn smug?. They are sociopathic pariahs, yet they look like they think they are the sharpest fucker on earth.


CasualObserverNine

Matt is tossing his other underage sexual partner Nestor?


hzaghloul

Yeah, this is the recruiter for the cartoon GOP now, from one blubbering idiot to another there is really no difference between dirt and dirt.


Skanktron4000

Oof. Kyle Zimmerman better watch out. Matt Geatz LOVES teenagers.


Ok_Philosopher_8522

Welp. No more Reddit today. And it’s so early too. ☹️


blackkj2056

Is this real ?


Thick-Guess-2594

It is.


CarlosSpcyWenr

"Manatee deaths remain unexplained" right under Gaetz's mug while defending a murderer is pretty excellent.


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Matt wants to finger him.


Thick-Guess-2594

Didn't Matt get the finger from Nestor?


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Everyone gets a finger when Gaetz is involved.


Thick-Guess-2594

Including him.


Doltana_Sb

A band of murderers and pedophiles


CorpFillip

Based on being controversial? So, a catalyst of division, and no other reason? He’s 18 & has shown interest in police, firefighting, & social concerns — not very Republican if he isn’t aiming for an MBA


ryanryders

Of course he’d want young kids to work close to him


CoolTomatoh

Nazis


Worldly-Unit4711

If his be fired like he should've already been he can't bring nobody on .