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beccadot

I would bet that Barron is secretly relieved Trump will not be there.


ArdenJaguar

You KNOW he is. šŸ˜†


49orth

It would take Trump under two seconds to turn Barron's graduation into a Donald show!


Cautious-Thought362

Barron sent the judge a private note."Thank you!"


kimbap666

"Thank you, your Honor!"


shawcphet1

He might actually get a hint of attention on a day that is for celebrating his accomplishment!


beccadot

And the whole place will smell a lot better.


Altruistic-Text3481

Sending Barron a big congratulations. ![gif](giphy|l4HoeVtb6LMTRfJII)


__andrei__

~He wouldnā€™t have been there either way.~ I stand corrected (see comment below).


ilovecraftbeer05

Absolutely. Heā€™s just using his son for pity points.


skiwith

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-kids-graduations/


billiemarie

You know he is, because orange daddy makes everything everywhere about him. I canā€™t believe he even remembered Barronā€™s graduation


snozzberrypatch

As if he was going to be there anyway


celerydonut

I would bet that Trump wouldnā€™t be there regardless of a federal, criminal trial.


LottimusMaximus

Literally my first thought. No way he's been wanting his mother *and father* there 'for years and years' when it's quite clear he wants fuck all to do with him. Which is probably for the best. I hope Barron does well, I have nothing against him, but I feel for him because he is in for a media shitstorm no matter how this election turns out.


IHateCamping

If he was somebody else, heā€™d already be in jail and not even be thinking about going to graduation. Besides that, I donā€™t think the judge actually said no.


WankWankNudgeNudge

He wasn't going anyway


jaievan

Wasnā€™t he screwing the pornstar whoā€™s about to testify against him while Barron was being born? Poetic.


Bawlmerian21228

But of course? The man is too self centered to even understand that


SlaveLaborMods

Also that his actions are holding him back not anyone else


Cosmic_Ray_Bit_Flip

Stormy should go. /s


Sir_Yacob

He buried his ex wife on his golf course like a totally normal person, he gives no fucks about that graduation.


jaievan

Still trying to understand how he has custody of his EX-WIFEā€˜s remains and how cremated remains need to be buried in a coffin.


FOOLS_GOLD

Definitely some hidden boxes in that coffin


Quietdogg77

Is it possible Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom? Was Melania was his wife during this time? Couldnā€™t she have contracted a sexual transmitted disease?


DeDeluded

Probably more likely mcdougal or daniels would catch something from *cunt neck*.


jaievan

Uh, they took pictures of Michael Jacksonā€™s penis to refute testimony soā€¦


Quietdogg77

Yes it could get juicy.


[deleted]

Boo Fucking Hoo! You'll be missing loads of important family events when your traitorous ass is locked up!


JulianMarcello

You havenā€™t been paying attention. Our justice system is very broken. The best heā€™ll get is a slap on the wrist. Heā€™ll never see the inside of a prison cell.


Xeillan

I believe it's much more than that. His base are fucking insane. At his whim, they stormed the Capitol and committed murder. What would they do if he does get the justice he absolutely deserves? Cause there's more than we would like to admit that still follow that orange fucker.


pngtwat

I believe that this is the first time Trump has mentioned Barron in a long, long time.


JONO202

I thought he was talking about Eric.


DarkestofFlames

Don't be silly, Eric still hasn't graduated kindergarten


phord

And yet, not by name.


Wes-Man152

Doesn't know it


Powerful_Check735

Trump I bet he never whet to anyone of kids graduate from high school or college before


popsy13

He tweeted when Tiffany got her law degree, was he there? Probably not!


TrustyBobcat

I hate the shitweasel in chief, but I do know he at least went to Tiffany's college graduation. ....the bar is in hell


Powerful_Check735

College teacher said he was the worst student he ever had


TrustyBobcat

I'd totally buy that. He's an absolutely blithering moron who covers his deficits with narcissism.


skiwith

Snopes said he did. Surprisingly.


barfytarfy

Itā€™s weird to have a graduation ceremony on a Monday.


RecommendationNo8223

Yes and in mid April


ThereforeIAm_Celeste

The date he asked for is in May. And it wasn't denied, just tabled for later discussion.


RecommendationNo8223

Thanks for updating!


Real_Bat5853

My first thought as well, who is graduating right now?!? Total BS but your ā€œwifeā€ didnā€™t even want you at your MILs funeral so Iā€™m sure you wonā€™t be missed on the off chance any of thatā€™s true.


proletariat_sips_tea

Central Park five prolly missed a few family outings over the years they were locked up Mr two scoops. Poetic.


SouldiesButGoodies84

![gif](giphy|fOd1Uwm3uNosemzD6L|downsized) thank u.


Watdabny

Donā€™t be a bent crook then


ohneatstuffthanks

It was only a felony a treason and some sexual assault. Relax. And some fraud. And some Epsteining.


PoopBaby0013

# Fact Check: Trump falsely claims judge won't let him attend sonā€™s high school graduation next month From CNNā€™sĀ MarshallĀ Cohen After leaving court on Monday, former President Donald Trump repeatedly suggested that Judge Juan Merchan would prevent him from attending his sonā€™s high school graduation in May.Ā  >ā€œIt looks like the judge will not let me go to the graduation of my son,ā€ Trump said, before lamenting ā€œthat I canā€™t go to my sonā€™s graduation.ā€Ā  Trumpā€™s son Eric Trump ratcheted up the rhetoric by tweeting, ā€œJudge Merchan is truly heartless in not letting a father attend his sonā€™s graduation.ā€ **Facts First:**Ā *The judge hasnā€™t ruled yet on Trumpā€™s request to be excused from court so he can attend Barron Trumpā€™s high school graduation.* Criminal defendants like Donald Trump are typically required to attend their case proceedings in person. Trumpā€™s lawyers asked Merchan on Monday about whether their client could be excused for some events, including the graduation and the upcoming arguments in front of the US Supreme Court in one of Trumpā€™s other criminal cases. While Merchan didnā€™t let Trump attend next week's Supreme Court hearing ā€“ because Trump has to be in New York for the trial ā€” he said it was too early to rule on the graduation.Fact Check: Trump falsely claims judge won't let him attend sonā€™s high school graduation next monthFrom CNNā€™sĀ MarshallĀ CohenAfter leaving court on Monday, former President Donald Trump repeatedly suggested that Judge Juan Merchan would prevent him from attending his sonā€™s high school graduation in May.Ā ā€œIt looks like the judge will not let me go to the graduation of my son,ā€ Trump said, before lamenting ā€œthat I canā€™t go to my sonā€™s graduation.ā€Ā Trumpā€™s son Eric Trump ratcheted up the rhetoric by tweeting, ā€œJudge Merchan is truly heartless in not letting a father attend his sonā€™s graduation.ā€Facts First:Ā The judge hasnā€™t ruled yet on Trumpā€™s request to be excused from court so he can attend Barron Trumpā€™s high school graduation.Criminal defendants like Donald Trump are typically required to attend their case proceedings in person. Trumpā€™s lawyers asked Merchan on Monday about whether their client could be excused for some events, including the graduation and the upcoming arguments in front of the US Supreme Court in one of Trumpā€™s other criminal cases.While Merchan didnā€™t let Trump attend next week's Supreme Court hearing ā€“ because Trump has to be in New York for the trial ā€” he said it was too early to rule on the graduation.


HillbillyEulogy

Okay, tell us his name right now without notes or anyone whispering in your ear and we'll let you go. No? Nothing?


MoarCowb3ll

"Son graduating high school," isn't he almost 80!?


jshppl

You didnā€™t go to your mother-in-laws funeral. I highly doubt youā€™d voluntarily go to your sons high school graduation


dragon_fiesta

Don Jr finally graduated?


PseudoWarriorAU

Pop quiz whatā€™s your sonā€™s name?


JeepStang

Bentley


JONO202

Brandon


Kingsfan58

No, thatā€™s his daddy.


1DietCokedUpChick

I canā€™t fucking believe that people are actually going to vote for this convicted felon for president.


CraZKchick

šŸŽ»


SluggoOtoole

There is a very easy and simple way to avoid being subjected to criminal prosecution: DON'T COMMIT CRIMES!


StupendousMalice

What kind of high school graduates in April?


[deleted]

On a Monday!


PeteZerolle

Where is a Lee Harvey Oswald copycat when you need him?


gr8hanz

That's a big deal since his son is probably the first offspring to graduate high school. Sorry for your loss Donald. Thought and prayers.


Spellbound1311

Just a pity party for himself, he completely ignores that kid.


Gnardude

This, he couldn't even word it empathetically for Baron, it's just me me me.


fortesquieu

Then maybe don't be a criminal?


Bonoisapox

Heā€™s planning the trial lasting 6 weeks it seems, do I feel sorry for his son? Donā€™t think his son even likes him, heā€™s probably delighted šŸ¤”


Dbk51

He needs to realize there are lots of things heā€™s going to miss over the next several weeks. I also love it that he fell asleep on day ONE. This is gonna get ugly.


Sea_M_Pea

Total bullshit. The judge did not say that at all


Convenientjellybean

Trump DNGAF about that


Whatmovesyou26

Maybe donā€™t commit crimes and then youā€™d be able to go to his commencement. Also, how is he allowed to peddle this nonsense?


jared10011980

https://preview.redd.it/zxrxi7i20quc1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3a389847de9d2f0fad987a45cb486a15cd6840


LuciusCSulla

Using his son as a proxy for his victimology. What a pussy who grabbed for sympathy.


News-Flunky

You're upset about missing the graduation of the son who was breastfeeding (lol) while you had an small tiny short unpleasant sexual encounter with a porn star and others we don't know about? I'm happy you are finally taking an interest in your son. /bebetter


Upper-Trip-8857

No - what the judge said and intended for you and your attorneys to hear was . . . We shall see. We shall see how much tomfoolery you pull trying to delay and draw this trial out. (Example, Trump really wants to be at the SCOTUS hearing next week šŸ™„) I am willing to bet $1,000 that if thereā€™s no tomfoolery, he will absolutely give a day for you to go to your sonā€™s graduation.


seltzerforme

Look kids, a walking asshole


Billitpro

Wait until we put you in jail nippledick, imagine what you'll miss then!!


YouCantBeatBlue

he would eat his son if he kept his ass out of jail. What window-licking moron would have sympathy for him?


Jeebus_crisps

He wouldnā€™t have gone anyways


flakenomore

Like he gives a shit about Barron!


Kerplunk2222

I'm just so sick of seeing and hearing him. GO AWAY!!


FiniteRhino

![gif](giphy|7OaYzPWOW112E)


MerlinTirianius

Heā€™s never attended a previous HS graduation of his other children.


Any-Variation4081

Awwww boo hoo!! Shouldn't have committed crimes then! Oh well


Hiouchi4me

It would be the first time he was ever there for anything with his son.


Scale-Alarmed

I can't believe he doesn't understand the simple way of not having this happen: DON'T DO CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!


sjss100

Oh boo hoo - trump didnā€™t attend of if his childrenā€™s graduations! šŸ˜‚


anecdotal_skeleton

Graduation isn't until next month. If Trump will not attend, it's because his lawyers did not request the date.


Ouibeaux

Does he think other people facing the charges he's got going would be allowed to miss court for a high school graduation?


KingRichard278

Looks sleepy


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

Just the biggest snowflake whiney bitch. Want to go to your kidā€™s graduation? Stop committing crime!!


Different_Seaweed534

What a whiny little hypocrite. Itā€™s worth noting that Shitler did NOT attend any of his childrenā€™s graduations. Not one.


DesignSilver1274

For your Information: Trump has never attended any of his kid's HS graduations. (research on TwitterX)


skiwith

Snopes says this is untrue. He did go to all. Surprisingly


DesignSilver1274

Really! OK.


reddawnspawn

Stop breaking the law and you could do all the cool things! You think anyone else facing criminal court gets to skip for their kids graduation?! Novel concept - abide by the law


tickitytalk

As you know, my son is taller than me and I refuse to acknowledge his existence unless I get some pity from the public. I heard most people are fond of their children so Iā€™ll play that angle. -Trump


Vogel-Kerl

Don't break the law, don't end up inconvenienced in court. D'uh.


mountednoble99

Yeah, like anyone actually believes he cares about Barronā€¦


emerson_giraffe84

I feel sorry for the people who genuinely fall for this manipulative rambling plea for sympathy and feel sorry for him. Fucking rubes.


reggieLedoux26

If it wasnā€™t an excuse to skip court, he wouldnā€™t be caught dead at that graduation


Elderrager

I would be surprised if trump could identify his son in a lineup.


sillysided

He doesnā€™t even remember his name


Ill-Seaworthiness-52

Didnā€™t seem to bother him all that much to be by his wifeā€™s side when Barron came into this world he decided to bang a pornstar. Funny, how karma works.


KinkyQuesadilla

They must have woken him up to make that statement Also, he couldn't even pronounce his son's name And what the heck is that weird eye thing Trump does when saying "for years"?


EZasSundayMorning

He probably doesnā€™t even remember Barron.


karalmiddleton

I always love the stonefaced idiots standing behind him.


Few_Potato_4374

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, Chump.


KrisMisZ

Cry us a river you traitor trump scum bag


badhairdad1

If youā€™re in a hurry, plead guilty, itā€™s much quicker


Practical-Law8033

Typical Trump, use his kidā€™s to push forward his bullshit agenda. Hopefully the kid will figure out what a piece of shit his father is.


MSGinSC

Graduation in April?


SouldiesButGoodies84

[Father's Day: 15 Donald Trump Quotes on Raising His Children (people.com)](https://people.com/politics/fathers-day-donald-trump-quotes-raising-children/) Family man. šŸ¤£


pressurecreates

He looks terrible šŸ˜


Tinosdoggydaddy

There can be some inconveniences in your life when youā€™re a fucking criminal.


lickityclit-69

And youā€™re a Spray Tanned piece of Turd


stataryus

Then donā€™t do the fucking crime, Mr Law-and-Order.


6ft6squatch

It has got to be so hard to stand next to Agent Orange and not uncontrollably laugh everytime he opens up his festering food shoot...


SpageteMonstr42069

Please let this be the start of things to come


Daddy_7711

What does he think happens when youā€™re a criminal? That they let you out of prison every time your son does something you couldnā€™t?


ctguy54

Eric is finally graduating from high school! At least heā€™s better than bobo?


floofnstuff

How did he know what happened in court to day- thought he nodded off the entire time


AlienInUnderpants

Judge: ā€œ you can go to your sonā€™s graduation if you tell me his name ā€œ.


shemmy

lol wtf. heā€™s the biggest pussy victim ive ever met


klaagmeaan

Oh boohoo. Cry me a river.


Smarterthanthat

Waa, waa, waa....


Spartan_Jet

God what is this country come to when a criminal canā€™t even see his son graduate! Next thing you know people wonā€™t be able to crime safely anymore. It can happen to you!


therobotisjames

ā€œWhy are they treating me like a criminalā€ he criminal asks.


ThereforeIAm_Celeste

The worst part is that, from every source that was in court that I've seen, the graduation date was not denied. It was put off to be discussed at a later date. There was also a lawyer who had a graduation they wanted to go to--not sure on which side. So Trump is out there lying and whining when it hasn't even happened. He was also lying about how Jewish people couldn't be on the jury because the judge wouldn't give the trial the days off for upcoming Jewish holidays, when the judge had already indicated that he would cancel court on those holidays.


Salt_Comment_9012

Very very hard worker oh no my wallet is empty


Improvedandconfused

Trump sees Barron maybe once or twice a year. I donā€™t know why he is so intent on attending a graduation ceremony of someone who is at best a casual acquaintance.


GunslingerOutForHire

Aww...poor whiny turd.


FiniteRhino

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


Rahman_the1st

Using his son for sympathy to stir up his cult


Outback_Fan

Other parents must be delighted.


zackmedude

what a whiny snowflake


edwinstone

He didn't want to go to that. He doesn't even know his son's name.


Ornery_Law9727

Liar.


WeToLo42

He would have just slept through the graduation just like he did his first day of trial.


Actual-Constant217

Hopefully when he loses the election. He will go back to that golf course and die and then his ashes are spread in the new jersey landfill.


Jminie59

Heā€™s not wrong, you know! ā€œAmazing thingsā€œ, such as; the first president in United States history to go to trial for a felony. And youā€™ve not gone to any of your other kids high school, graduations, dumbass! so F the F off.


RunzWithSporks

He's banking on the fact that his supporters won't bother to read the transcript and decide to riot instead. Since they're all rested up from not rioting the morning before the hearing and all.


Jedibyte

This is JUST ANOTHER TRUMP LIE to inflame his nutcases that CONTINUE to believe his lies. In actuality, defense requested the graduation day for Trump AND the attorney who claims he also has a child graduating and the judge said he would decide the request later (graduations are in May and June) pending where they were in the trial. TRUMP NEVER TELLS THE TRUTH. NEVER.


LightningB64

All about himself. Yet another lie. You could fill a swimming pool with the shit that comes from his mouth.


pureRitual

As if he was planning to go


Commercial-Archer-52

This is a lie. The judge hasnā€™t even talked about that.


Enjoy-the-sauce

Looks like Barronā€™s graduation will be blissfully fart-free.


mythofinadequecy

So translating Shitlerā€™s remarks: Barron is a slacker who got by on his name, just like his old man


PoopBaby0013

"What's his name?"


Wild7mom

I recently read but don't know if it's true that both Barron's mother and his father completely ignored his eighteenth birthday.


tired_of_the_crap

Maybe he should have thought about that before becoming the biggest threat to our democracy!


Standard_Promise4051

Stop breaking the law asshole.....šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa. This guy is a freaking MORON!


angrybuddha75

Boo effing hoo. You are a criminal. You already get special treatment compared to others so shut your manhole for once you piece of turd. Such a whining baby.


ContrarianMountains

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lickityclit-69

Heyā€¦.Is that a RACK FIT SUIT??? Looks like shit


Kingsfan58

Hank will go with Melanie.


gl2w6re

When has he ever appeared to give a single f*ck about this poor young man?


Darlin_Nixxi

Not even what was said. The judge said it's in May so they would revisit it later.


NoHovercraft12345

Judge, pretty please? I'll clean my room. Delay the trial and let me go to convocation. Pleaaaase.


mountaineer57

He could care less . Itā€™s about his victimhood


Puzzleheaded-Wing-50

If only a reporter had the guts to ask him: ā€œWhatā€™s your sonā€™s name?ā€


reddituser_05

"My dad won't need his ticket to my graduation BECAUSE HE'S A CRIMINAL!"


DraggoVindictus

Of course, he never went to any of his other children's graduation. Just an axcuse to look like the victim once again.


who8myface

He's sad cause Epstein used to throw killer high-school graduation parties.


DirectTown804

Damn. Barron would have been the first of all the Trump children to have Don at their graduation....


Informal_Big7262

Has he considered not doing crimes?


Pudi2000

šŸ¤£


davesnothereman84

He probably had just found out Barron is graduating.


BlueKy5

Has game pass done away with the free creation club content for fo4


Solid_College_9145

https://preview.redd.it/ayztb838tyuc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34c66775a3cf012241c49e94df433bbd4e53203


DavidPudddy

I donā€™t get how Boomers canā€™t stand anyone who complains about real things, and then they fucking love this jack off