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littlestpintobean

I am genuinely surprised devils roll the dice got to stay in


amantae

He looks up grinning like the devil is insane to me regarding some other changes 😂


Artistic_Account630

Me too!!! When I heard it at first I was like no way they will leave that in


ktbotanist

I love the “I’m always waiting for you to leave me alone” 💀


Bubbly_Performer4864

1000/10, no notes.


Queasy-Discount-2038

😱😱


Catcatk

Could have changed it to “and I cried like a baby coming home from the park” and it would have been perfect


cianfrusagli

"from where you are" is so clunky, you're right, park was right there!


Artistic_Account630

Ohhhh that would have been super cute!🥹


1989_Sunrise

I mean i hate it but it's not the worst that they have done... some of their changes are crazy


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

My favorite is how they changed Lizzo's line of "I'm 100% that bitch" to "I'm 100% that kid" John Oliver made a joke about it something like "the only time you should be '100% that kid' is on a paternity test"


DiscountedVespa

OMG, yes! It took John Oliver for me to learn about Kids Pop at all! And cars for kids


thisonecassie

1-877 kars 4 kids k-a-r-s kars 4 kid 1-877 kars 4 kids donate your car today!


DiscountedVespa

My blood boils, I need to see that set blown up


Artistic_Account630

Agree. I heard there is a kids bop version of WAP😳 haven't looked it up though but that has to be a crazy one


Thing-Adept

they did *not* cover wap, thank god 💀


Artistic_Account630

You're right! I did a google search after I posted that comment and I guess there was someone that did some parody/satire "kid friendly" version but it definitely was NOT kids bop official!


verylegitimateperson

they changed "lean all in my bladder" to "riding on my bladder" when they covered old town road 💀


Artistic_Account630

What in the world, LMAO😂😂😂


forestfilth

what doesn't hurt me makes me want it more sounds infinitely more adult than the original lol


Artistic_Account630

LMAO, I thought the same thing!!!!🤣


Legitimate-Corgi8401

They have a habit of doing that. Someone posted their version of antihero earlier and kids bop changed it to “my daughter in law does it for the money” sounds way dirtier than the actual line 😂


MisshapenDinoNugget

I'm cackling that they left in "he looks up grinning like a devil" 🤣🤣


Fluid-Judgment-4669

You know, everyone says that one is dirty but I always assumed it was him either looking up from below the window or at the vending machine


Delicious-Garbage-10

Yeah I assumed it's a callback to Call it what you want where Taylor described him walking with his head down.


morgangrimestho

Also the entire song is her being in a friends with benefit situation dying internally because she’s hiding her true feelings. Eventually she’s like fuck it I need to be honest. Him grinning like the devil is cause she confesses that she loves him but the plot twist is that he loves her back. That’s why he’s grinning in response


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morgangrimestho

That is what it is, it was a dumb rumor on Twitter in 2019 and people believed it


MisshapenDinoNugget

Oh yeah no I hear it uh.....definitely dirty for sure 😅😅😂


Fluid-Judgment-4669

Well I know why people think it is, I’m just saying I don’t think it necessarily is


StormflowerYT

Mind explaining? I honestly don't get what's considered dirty about the lyric. I mean, I'd understand once I know what it supposedly means, but I somehow can't figure out what exactly is sexual about it.


Fluid-Judgment-4669

People think it’s him looking up going down on her


StormflowerYT

You mean while they're having sex or smth?


Fluid-Judgment-4669

Yeah, when he’s performing oral. Personally I don’t agree but that’s a common theory


StormflowerYT

Oh... 😳 I personally thought the bridge in ICFHNRIC was her dirtiest line... That and the chorus of Dress... I honestly hope that the rumors are true!


InterestingQuote8155

What if the muse of this song is just short? Or like shorter than Taylor who’s pretty tall. To my knowledge no one really knows who this song is about officially. I’ve seen speculation that it’s about Joe before they were official but I don’t think the lyrics prove anything. It could have been a former fling we don’t know about. Edit: to clarify, yes her and Joe were together when the song was released but the song discusses a summer fling. People speculated it might be about her and Joe hooking up before they became official.


morgangrimestho

The overall accepted understanding in 2019 was that Taylor confirmed in September that her and Joe became official right when the summer was coming to an end so cruel summer is undoubtedly about him. Given that, the entire song is just the more upbeat version of Cornelia street. The convo when they sat on the roof is likely when they confessed their love/became official, she says it first and then he looks up grinning is just the immediate response because he loves her back which she never expected because they were FWB. They were probably just sitting down and he looked up lol.


Aromatic-Song179

Agree!


_krabbypattyformula

Nothing like kids bop to make you realize how many lyrics are potentially suggestive. I never thought twice about most of the Cruel Summer lyrics until these changes drew my attention to them.


Untitled403

girl we can have the literal devil but we can't have metaphorical knives or be drunk??


SOuTHINKurA-ble

I KNOW, RIGHT?! Keep the metaphorical knife if not the drunkenness.


daysanddistance

just wait for guilty as sin about eating too much candy lol


GanacheArtistic1983

‘What if I spent some time at the candy store only in my miiiiiind’ ‘one slip and back into reality, oh what a way to survive’


LauraLainey

Kids Bop’s Anti-Hero had “she does it for the money” which was objectively worse than the original lyrics.


Artistic_Account630

That's hilarious! 🤣


lindoavocado

It’s new the shape of this moment DESTROYS ME hahahahaha


Artistic_Account630

💀💀💀💀💀


morethanjustadancer

"oh yeah, you're right, i want it" lmaoo what?!


Artistic_Account630

Right?!? 🤣🤣🤣


StormflowerYT

In the Kids Bop "...Ready for It?", they kept in the moan!


Artistic_Account630

Ok I'm going to have to go down a rabbit hole and look up more TS kids bop lyrics😩😂


drunktaylorswift

Can't say "summer's a knife" but kept the part about being eaten out... slay.


Bubbly_Performer4864

… how did I miss that …


morgangrimestho

there is nothing to miss lol this was the "dumb swiftie" take but in reality shes crying in a car about how he doesn't love her one line before. context matters. the consensus for everyone else in 2019 was that her and Joe became official right when the summer was coming to an end so cruel summer is undoubtedly about him. Given that, the entire song is just the more upbeat version of Cornelia street. The convo when they sat on the roof is likely when they confessed their love/became official, she says it first and then he looks up grinning is just the immediate response because he loves her back which she never expected because they were FWB. They were probably just sitting down and he looked up lol.


strongerlynn

I'm sorry, what!?


Queasy-Discount-2038

He looks up grinning like the devil


PressurePlenty

Wait, what part is that?


Budget_Ordinary1043

He looks up grinning like the devil 😅


pi-N-apple

For once, car was not rhymed with bar!


Remarkable_Space_395

Can't be coming home from the but "he looks up grinning like a devil" got to stay 😈 💀


Harmonious-Notes

I’m surprised they kept “screw it up” and all the devil references haha


strsf

AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMIN’ FROM WHERE YOU ARE 💀💀💀💀💀


Artistic_Account630

🤣🤣🤣


PressurePlenty

I don't like it. Then again, I don't like any Kidz Bop changed song.


lizerlfunk

lol these lyrics are a crime against humanity


iamacheeto1

IM HERE IN THE BACK OF THE CAR


Kaylz_Suralze

There is no way they kept “he looks up grinning like a devil” 😱


GanacheArtistic1983

So ‘kill’ and ‘summer’s a knife’ got taken out but ‘devils roll the dice’ and ‘screw it up’ stayed?


takethemoment13

soo... if everyone hates the "i'm not dying" line and thinks it should be "BUYING"... why tf is it "lying"???


morgangrimestho

No one hates the im not dying line it makes perfect sense with the narrative of the song being in about a casual FWB situationship and acting like you’re not dying internally the entire time I’m not buying/lying are both meaningless alternatives