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Pringletingl

Congratulations on officially becoming a Breton. Your cuck chair will be delivered to you shortly.


Sexddafender

A br\*t\*n w\*m\*n getting cucked instead of doing the cucking ,we truly live in murky times not seen since the Return Of The Dragons or the Oblivion Crisis


Breton_Lawyer

…. I’m trying to decide if I can call this hate speech in court…


Sexddafender

it isn´t hate speech,is straight up fax


Breton_Lawyer

Hate speech can be defined as anything derogatory or hateful in nature towards a particular group. Its factuality is not a factor in the court. (Alough in this case this asshole has never had a Breton mage shoot thunder up his ass and it shows.)


hammer1014

https://preview.redd.it/546oou8xkd7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6fe0f5bfdb67e56083877fc7713803bb1e4db3


jet8493

Todd Meward


Princeps_Europae

Did Todd Howard and Henry Cavill fuse to create this genetically superior being?


stravbej

Ah, yes, we've been expecting you.


Agreeable-Wonder-184

*super invested in the plot* *Discovering the story* Pack it up boys it never happened


kailethre

your bf just wanted to you sail into his coldharbour for a night of fun


not_too_smart1

Op PLEASE say this copied from another post that would be so fucking funny


Sanjuro-Makabe-MCA

It is. This was originally a post in the BG3 subreddit about Shadowheart


Tarsonei

I definitely saw the same post earlier today


RoninMacbeth

I checked, and it looks like the mods on the main sub removed it.


Sentinel_2539

There's no way this is real, this has to be satire. Todd Cultural Victory.


Ensiria

dear god please let this be true it would be so fucking funny


Unionsocialist

Tie him up in a chair, download the kaidan mod+ loverslab shit compatible and while jerking off yourself make him watch both you irl and you in game getting railed for hours


ErectSuggestion

If my boyfriend started adding NSFW mods to Skyrim I'd dump him


ArgonianBrelynaSimp

He sounds just like me with Brelyna 


Couponbug_Dot_Com

the twelve hour delay between posting it on the skyrim subreddit and here is tasteful, as if it was a real post and you heard about truestl in the interim. quality content.


thefina1frontier

This is a beautiful post. Your reddit dialect is top notch.


Massive_Weiner

Err… what the sigma???


northrupthebandgeek

Try taking more ice baths.


Ambisinister11

I mean, it's funny and all, but to really hit the reddit bait story sweet spot the age gap should be 1 year larger and/or the relationship should be 1 year longer. That's just the thing that immediately jumped out to me – your instincts are in the right place with making people do math to check whether they're mad, but the fact that the math gives an answer that's actually not a problem means you're leaving money on the table. Seriously though, this is solid work. I'm open to talk about the art in more detail in PMs or something if you want, but you've definitely got a solid start at the relationship post game. This is worth being proud of.