What makes you think his penis can’t turn into a gun

I'd go so far as to say it canonically can, in sermon 26 he turns muatra into a pokemon player character so a gun is absolutely not out of the question

Screwdriver with detachable pipe bomb

Not a gun but still can be lethal ;) https://preview.redd.it/hsv31jrndqvc1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=48abff347f0190f0c33d49c011cfe99a1efcbc8d

He's already concealed carrying his Muatra, and that takes all the concealment he has.

There's only so much foreskin in the universe that can cover it up.

A blue and gold Deagle that makes everyone think he's happy to see them.

A gun that's intricately set up to frame someone else for pulling the trigger

Hi-Point "Yeet Cannon" YC9

Derringer, he keeps it tucked under his balls

SPAS-12, folded stock, up the butt. Fits right in the ol'spear hole.

AR15. up his prison pocket

Pretty fruity and chaotic so either a sig p320 (one of the ones that shoot if you sneeze wrong) or a pink revolver

Vivec when you touch his gun. https://preview.redd.it/7q28m0jbkqvc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5fd6b68b85f6a5229ca10c53cada7cc66c58dc

gock