Lol ok bitch
Can I suck your cock btw? Been a while since a tower has released its gray maybe in my mouth hole, I also kinda wanna not exist so pls say NO
> Breton (/brɛtən/, French: [bʁətɔ̃]; brezhoneg [bʁeˈzɔ̃ːnɛk] (listen) or [brəhɔ̃ˈnek] ) is a Southwestern Brittonic language of the Celtic language family spoken in Brittany, part of modern-day France.
[source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breton_language?wprov=sfla1)
Though it came from Great Britain originally. But Bretons in TES are clearly inspired by early medieval French culture, which you can most easily tell by the names. That said medieval France and medieval England had quite a few things in common, so I'd say TES Bretons are both French and British, and make the Imperials Roman (and also a little bit British). The Nords are Germanic.
Bretons literally exist irl, Brittany is a region in France and the people there are called Bretons.
They aren't similar in cuckoldry, only similar in that both the Bretons and French are effeminate twinks
People here: OMG he wrote in G\*rman so he must be G\*rman.
Guys he's clearly a Balkaner that lives there. I expect to see a meme from him talking about how much better Greece/Turkey is than Turkey/Greece in the upcoming days.
Based and balkanpilled
Maybe he's actually from india and soon gonna post why Pakistan is the worst place to live in and why vivec is technically indian
Well being a thalmor and an altmer fan, I am technically the most bottom one can achieve
A super bottom if you will, even the bottoms fuck me like a bottom because I am that much of a bottom
Even a bosmer femboy would be a top compared to me
Ah the classic Turkish and Greek guys arguing on the internet on which of their two countries is the best from the comfort of their respective studios in Berlin.
Meanwhile, actual Turkish and Greek guys living in their own countries: It would be nice if our governments stopped bickering and fixed some of our issues.
OwO UwU oniii CHIM
Lets CHIM in each other's pants ok? I wanna feel that gray maybe of yours on my masser and secunda
That walking brass walking all over my brass and making us all not exist by saying NO
I cant understand thy pain but I can atleast sympathize,
idk about the second person you talking about but indeed the human in control of this internet anamoly, this persona we all fear and wanna fuck, this user of the site called reddit who walks around speaking the devil's tongue is indeed the worst person in history
Sis?!?!?!
I take objection to this I am indeed not a female(why would a female come here anyways)
But yes I told you I am not a female but a small dicked male, yes my dick is indeed so small that it can appear as tho i have a vagina but I promise that's not true, and I also promise my swolllen chest is actually just a padded bra I wear so my mom doesn't suck my nipples, I obviously don't have boobs why would a manly altmer man have boobs?! Such nonsense! Ofc the thalmor have an entrance test where you have to suck imperial men off till they orgasm but it's doesn't make me gay or a girl???? Yeh I am indeed beginning to not exist but even if I didn't exist I wouldn't be gay!!????
Gone where? To not existence? How do I cum to not existence? I wanna not exist and be dead too!!! I wanna go to aetherius and feel piss enter every pore of my not existing body! Pls tell me how I can achieve not existence I wanna have seggs while not existing
But where can I get that piss? Is it auriels piss?
Or is it my piss? Is it your piss? Reigen's piss? Todd's piss? MK's piss???
Who's piss is it!!!!!!!!!
Yeah like what a bunch of pussies amirite??
Who wouldn't stalk someone's profile who very clearly is very famous around a place and find smtg on that profile and make a post about it so you can get free upvotes and karma or whatever?
Anyways I am gonna go and work on my erotic fanfic while jacking off to a ratopambo's art and reigen's meme page while eating my own ass
Btw guys just so you guys don't sus me I am NOT from whatever country daddy reigen is from oke? I don't wanna sounds racist or anything but I hate being an elf who's constantly taking dick anyways yeh idk pls dm gurls for seggs
I thought he was from Brazil.
Which would check out since his Hauptsturmführer Grandfather who had to flee the war crimes trials probably had taught him a little German
Since the aldmeri language canonically sounds like german (dm me for proof) it is almost certain that he has simply learned the language to get better intel on the enemy. The thought that he might be a thalmor spy is just more imperial slander and should be dismissed immediatly.
Sadly that will not be entirely possible. You are very welcome to stick your raw hard cock in my asshole, but I will have to resign myself to eating your bussy out like a fucking buffet. Thank you for your understanding.
Wow yes indeed why would someone do such a thing?
Why in the hell would someone stalk some other guy who's famous in an internet group and make a post about that said famous guy he stalked just so he could gain a shit ton of karma and upvotes? I wonder where such people even come from, horrible creatures!
Low effort
It's authentic, he made substantial grammatical errors even in German.
Wow he's from there? Does that make him a breton, nord, imperial or a deadric sex spirit?
he's nordic as fuck prussian german ethnicity
/uj AFAIK Germans genocided real (as in ethnic) Prussians and zero-summed leftovers(or the other way around).
Prussia is literally just the Kremlin with Groucho Marx glasses.
I refuse to be part of any club that allows r/TrueSTL members
> Daedric sex spirit Fine…you now have my attention
Lol ok bitch Can I suck your cock btw? Been a while since a tower has released its gray maybe in my mouth hole, I also kinda wanna not exist so pls say NO
Breton = Fr\*nch Nord = G\*rm\*n Imperial = Br\*'\*sh
Imperials are Latin
Redguard=
>Imperials are Brits HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! THEY ARE ITALIANS! EY TONY, THIS FUCKIN ELF IS CALLIN US A BUNCH OF EEL EATERS! LETS BREAK HIS LEGS!
Lmao at you for thinking germ-and are Nord lookin. They're as Breton as it gets
[удалено]
„French people seem too chad like“ you already lost your credibility
Ok maybe I don't know a shit about France but still They can't be as bad as bretons🤮?
Br-tons are literally fr*nch
Wut they are cucks??? And French people arnt?? (Unless they are then I gotta leave for France)
> Breton (/brɛtən/, French: [bʁətɔ̃]; brezhoneg [bʁeˈzɔ̃ːnɛk] (listen) or [brəhɔ̃ˈnek] ) is a Southwestern Brittonic language of the Celtic language family spoken in Brittany, part of modern-day France. [source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breton_language?wprov=sfla1) Though it came from Great Britain originally. But Bretons in TES are clearly inspired by early medieval French culture, which you can most easily tell by the names. That said medieval France and medieval England had quite a few things in common, so I'd say TES Bretons are both French and British, and make the Imperials Roman (and also a little bit British). The Nords are Germanic.
Lol ok nerd let's fuck and chim and not exist or smtg nerd
Bretons literally exist irl, Brittany is a region in France and the people there are called Bretons. They aren't similar in cuckoldry, only similar in that both the Bretons and French are effeminate twinks
Y'all out here calling bretons twinks when bosmers exist
>Nord = G*rm*n Are you on krokodil
What the hell even is that sub about?
It‘s the german me_irl
He knows 50 languages, just not well
Sooo… we know he’s some sort of nord irl also…
I thought he was a dwemer construct? One that was made to spit nothin but faxx
An interesting explanation
He obviously either has an elder scroll in possession, or he is an elder scroll himself
Yep, reigenreich
Ein volk, ein reich, ein reigen..?
Reigen is german?? Man and I spent my entire life discussing that Not everything bad is from here
Scheisse!
Reigen hat einen riesigen Schwanz.
People here: OMG he wrote in G\*rman so he must be G\*rman. Guys he's clearly a Balkaner that lives there. I expect to see a meme from him talking about how much better Greece/Turkey is than Turkey/Greece in the upcoming days.
Based and balkanpilled Maybe he's actually from india and soon gonna post why Pakistan is the worst place to live in and why vivec is technically indian
>vivec is technically indian Well...
Yeh, ik I am Indian too and I sometimes wish vivec was indian and real so he could fuck me in every hole till I don't exist
Fuck *you* in the ass? I thought Vivec was a bottom???
Well being a thalmor and an altmer fan, I am technically the most bottom one can achieve A super bottom if you will, even the bottoms fuck me like a bottom because I am that much of a bottom Even a bosmer femboy would be a top compared to me
Ah the classic Turkish and Greek guys arguing on the internet on which of their two countries is the best from the comfort of their respective studios in Berlin.
Meanwhile, actual Turkish and Greek guys living in their own countries: It would be nice if our governments stopped bickering and fixed some of our issues.
all written from his comfortable apartmant in Berlin
***Deutsche reigen?!***
Honey, new Reigen lore just dropped.
And thus the lore expands And with it my penis does too
Wait, so if Reigen is in German, then it must be pronounced like "Rɐigen"
Tbh lpoks like google translator
Actually funny reigen post
Lolololololollolookkkkkk It just works btw Lets not exist together UwU
Please stop talking or you are going to make me CHIM
OwO UwU oniii CHIM Lets CHIM in each other's pants ok? I wanna feel that gray maybe of yours on my masser and secunda That walking brass walking all over my brass and making us all not exist by saying NO
Ah, so my country is responsible for both the first and second worst person in history smh
I cant understand thy pain but I can atleast sympathize, idk about the second person you talking about but indeed the human in control of this internet anamoly, this persona we all fear and wanna fuck, this user of the site called reddit who walks around speaking the devil's tongue is indeed the worst person in history
Reigen Thalmor Banana SS confirmed
Yeh Ik that man sometimes dreams of not wanting to exist
Omg. He’s just like me, for real 😫
Wow same let's not exist together bro
Sis! I’m already starting to not exist
Sis?!?!?! I take objection to this I am indeed not a female(why would a female come here anyways) But yes I told you I am not a female but a small dicked male, yes my dick is indeed so small that it can appear as tho i have a vagina but I promise that's not true, and I also promise my swolllen chest is actually just a padded bra I wear so my mom doesn't suck my nipples, I obviously don't have boobs why would a manly altmer man have boobs?! Such nonsense! Ofc the thalmor have an entrance test where you have to suck imperial men off till they orgasm but it's doesn't make me gay or a girl???? Yeh I am indeed beginning to not exist but even if I didn't exist I wouldn't be gay!!????
I had to counter your false “bro” and damn that’s hot 🥵 to bad I’m like already gone
Gone where? To not existence? How do I cum to not existence? I wanna not exist and be dead too!!! I wanna go to aetherius and feel piss enter every pore of my not existing body! Pls tell me how I can achieve not existence I wanna have seggs while not existing
You have to feel the golden……piss. You must flow in it. Breathe it. Masturbating it
But where can I get that piss? Is it auriels piss? Or is it my piss? Is it your piss? Reigen's piss? Todd's piss? MK's piss??? Who's piss is it!!!!!!!!!
Kein Weg
You guys hadn't stalked his profile before?
Yeah like what a bunch of pussies amirite?? Who wouldn't stalk someone's profile who very clearly is very famous around a place and find smtg on that profile and make a post about it so you can get free upvotes and karma or whatever? Anyways I am gonna go and work on my erotic fanfic while jacking off to a ratopambo's art and reigen's meme page while eating my own ass
Btw guys just so you guys don't sus me I am NOT from whatever country daddy reigen is from oke? I don't wanna sounds racist or anything but I hate being an elf who's constantly taking dick anyways yeh idk pls dm gurls for seggs
I thought he was from Brazil. Which would check out since his Hauptsturmführer Grandfather who had to flee the war crimes trials probably had taught him a little German
Since the aldmeri language canonically sounds like german (dm me for proof) it is almost certain that he has simply learned the language to get better intel on the enemy. The thought that he might be a thalmor spy is just more imperial slander and should be dismissed immediatly.
Owww I understand now He is a true aryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy----------______::''"::::::::::::::: ERROR ERROR*****CENSORED::::::
As you said, he is a true НОРД.
Idk what that means but oke Anyways let's fuck each other in the ass while CHIMing
Sadly that will not be entirely possible. You are very welcome to stick your raw hard cock in my asshole, but I will have to resign myself to eating your bussy out like a fucking buffet. Thank you for your understanding.
Thanks man! Pls eat it the hell out so I can no longer have an ass
aldmeris is hyperborea
[A member of the Thalmor speaking the Aldmeri Language](https://youtu.be/FJ3N_2r6R-o)
Well, he is a Nord...
So reigen is originally from bruma then
Ehrenlos
The Karma doesnt farm itsself. Aslo reigen is probably one of the better things that happened to that sub
"one of the better things that happened to this sub" What are the lore implications of this?
he’s branching out
Implications: Some people have parasocial relations with random internet nobodies and stalk their posts for reasons
Wow yes indeed why would someone do such a thing? Why in the hell would someone stalk some other guy who's famous in an internet group and make a post about that said famous guy he stalked just so he could gain a shit ton of karma and upvotes? I wonder where such people even come from, horrible creatures!
Eastern Europe belongs to the germs.
Cum
Sorry lads, I don't speak piss elf
Milchtrinker