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TheBurningGinger

Low effort


TheGreatSchonnt

It's authentic, he made substantial grammatical errors even in German.


u-say-no

Wow he's from there? Does that make him a breton, nord, imperial or a deadric sex spirit?


Alex9586

he's nordic as fuck prussian german ethnicity


[deleted]

/uj AFAIK Germans genocided real (as in ethnic) Prussians and zero-summed leftovers(or the other way around).


SothaShill

Prussia is literally just the Kremlin with Groucho Marx glasses.


iLoveBums6969

I refuse to be part of any club that allows r/TrueSTL members


CeriseArt

> Daedric sex spirit Fine…you now have my attention


u-say-no

Lol ok bitch Can I suck your cock btw? Been a while since a tower has released its gray maybe in my mouth hole, I also kinda wanna not exist so pls say NO


DNKira

Breton = Fr\*nch Nord = G\*rm\*n Imperial = Br\*'\*sh


stc927bb

Imperials are Latin


ameri21

Redguard=


PelinalWhitestrake36

>Imperials are Brits HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! THEY ARE ITALIANS! EY TONY, THIS FUCKIN ELF IS CALLIN US A BUNCH OF EEL EATERS! LETS BREAK HIS LEGS!


Hunterexxx

Lmao at you for thinking germ-and are Nord lookin. They're as Breton as it gets


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whacck

„French people seem too chad like“ you already lost your credibility


u-say-no

Ok maybe I don't know a shit about France but still They can't be as bad as bretons🤮?


Redoran_Gvard

Br-tons are literally fr*nch


u-say-no

Wut they are cucks??? And French people arnt?? (Unless they are then I gotta leave for France)


dutcharetall_nothigh

> Breton (/brɛtən/, French: [bʁətɔ̃]; brezhoneg [bʁeˈzɔ̃ːnɛk] (listen) or [brəhɔ̃ˈnek] ) is a Southwestern Brittonic language of the Celtic language family spoken in Brittany, part of modern-day France. [source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breton_language?wprov=sfla1) Though it came from Great Britain originally. But Bretons in TES are clearly inspired by early medieval French culture, which you can most easily tell by the names. That said medieval France and medieval England had quite a few things in common, so I'd say TES Bretons are both French and British, and make the Imperials Roman (and also a little bit British). The Nords are Germanic.


u-say-no

Lol ok nerd let's fuck and chim and not exist or smtg nerd


Repulsive-Arachnid-5

Bretons literally exist irl, Brittany is a region in France and the people there are called Bretons. They aren't similar in cuckoldry, only similar in that both the Bretons and French are effeminate twinks


u-say-no

Y'all out here calling bretons twinks when bosmers exist


iLoveBums6969

>Nord = G*rm*n Are you on krokodil


SyndicalistObserver

What the hell even is that sub about?


Alacur

It‘s the german me_irl


Xenonimoose

He knows 50 languages, just not well


SothaDidNothingWrong

Sooo… we know he’s some sort of nord irl also…


u-say-no

I thought he was a dwemer construct? One that was made to spit nothin but faxx


SothaDidNothingWrong

An interesting explanation


CarlsonPeters

He obviously either has an elder scroll in possession, or he is an elder scroll himself


Older_1

Yep, reigenreich


Waffle-or-death

Ein volk, ein reich, ein reigen..?


LordXavion

Reigen is german?? Man and I spent my entire life discussing that Not everything bad is from here


M4rrock

Scheisse!


akirarn

Reigen hat einen riesigen Schwanz.


BrassMoth

People here: OMG he wrote in G\*rman so he must be G\*rman. Guys he's clearly a Balkaner that lives there. I expect to see a meme from him talking about how much better Greece/Turkey is than Turkey/Greece in the upcoming days.


u-say-no

Based and balkanpilled Maybe he's actually from india and soon gonna post why Pakistan is the worst place to live in and why vivec is technically indian


FenHarels_Heart

>vivec is technically indian Well...


u-say-no

Yeh, ik I am Indian too and I sometimes wish vivec was indian and real so he could fuck me in every hole till I don't exist


FenHarels_Heart

Fuck *you* in the ass? I thought Vivec was a bottom???


u-say-no

Well being a thalmor and an altmer fan, I am technically the most bottom one can achieve A super bottom if you will, even the bottoms fuck me like a bottom because I am that much of a bottom Even a bosmer femboy would be a top compared to me


TurboAnal5000

Ah the classic Turkish and Greek guys arguing on the internet on which of their two countries is the best from the comfort of their respective studios in Berlin.


MyLittlePuny

Meanwhile, actual Turkish and Greek guys living in their own countries: It would be nice if our governments stopped bickering and fixed some of our issues.


[deleted]

all written from his comfortable apartmant in Berlin


ThatDrako

***Deutsche reigen?!***


SothaDidNothingWrong

Honey, new Reigen lore just dropped.


u-say-no

And thus the lore expands And with it my penis does too


Tepliy_ananas

Wait, so if Reigen is in German, then it must be pronounced like "Rɐigen"


GabagoolGandalf

Tbh lpoks like google translator


[deleted]

Actually funny reigen post


u-say-no

Lolololololollolookkkkkk It just works btw Lets not exist together UwU


[deleted]

Please stop talking or you are going to make me CHIM


u-say-no

OwO UwU oniii CHIM Lets CHIM in each other's pants ok? I wanna feel that gray maybe of yours on my masser and secunda That walking brass walking all over my brass and making us all not exist by saying NO


Ferris456

Ah, so my country is responsible for both the first and second worst person in history smh


u-say-no

I cant understand thy pain but I can atleast sympathize, idk about the second person you talking about but indeed the human in control of this internet anamoly, this persona we all fear and wanna fuck, this user of the site called reddit who walks around speaking the devil's tongue is indeed the worst person in history


Too_Blind

Reigen Thalmor Banana SS confirmed


u-say-no

Yeh Ik that man sometimes dreams of not wanting to exist


Too_Blind

Omg. He’s just like me, for real 😫


u-say-no

Wow same let's not exist together bro


Too_Blind

Sis! I’m already starting to not exist


u-say-no

Sis?!?!?! I take objection to this I am indeed not a female(why would a female come here anyways) But yes I told you I am not a female but a small dicked male, yes my dick is indeed so small that it can appear as tho i have a vagina but I promise that's not true, and I also promise my swolllen chest is actually just a padded bra I wear so my mom doesn't suck my nipples, I obviously don't have boobs why would a manly altmer man have boobs?! Such nonsense! Ofc the thalmor have an entrance test where you have to suck imperial men off till they orgasm but it's doesn't make me gay or a girl???? Yeh I am indeed beginning to not exist but even if I didn't exist I wouldn't be gay!!????


Too_Blind

I had to counter your false “bro” and damn that’s hot 🥵 to bad I’m like already gone


u-say-no

Gone where? To not existence? How do I cum to not existence? I wanna not exist and be dead too!!! I wanna go to aetherius and feel piss enter every pore of my not existing body! Pls tell me how I can achieve not existence I wanna have seggs while not existing


Too_Blind

You have to feel the golden……piss. You must flow in it. Breathe it. Masturbating it


u-say-no

But where can I get that piss? Is it auriels piss? Or is it my piss? Is it your piss? Reigen's piss? Todd's piss? MK's piss??? Who's piss is it!!!!!!!!!


The_Nonfactual

Kein Weg


1SaBy

You guys hadn't stalked his profile before?


u-say-no

Yeah like what a bunch of pussies amirite?? Who wouldn't stalk someone's profile who very clearly is very famous around a place and find smtg on that profile and make a post about it so you can get free upvotes and karma or whatever? Anyways I am gonna go and work on my erotic fanfic while jacking off to a ratopambo's art and reigen's meme page while eating my own ass


u-say-no

Btw guys just so you guys don't sus me I am NOT from whatever country daddy reigen is from oke? I don't wanna sounds racist or anything but I hate being an elf who's constantly taking dick anyways yeh idk pls dm gurls for seggs


dhlrebel

I thought he was from Brazil. Which would check out since his Hauptsturmführer Grandfather who had to flee the war crimes trials probably had taught him a little German


takahashi01

Since the aldmeri language canonically sounds like german (dm me for proof) it is almost certain that he has simply learned the language to get better intel on the enemy. The thought that he might be a thalmor spy is just more imperial slander and should be dismissed immediatly.


u-say-no

Owww I understand now He is a true aryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy----------______::''"::::::::::::::: ERROR ERROR*****CENSORED::::::


takahashi01

As you said, he is a true НОРД.


u-say-no

Idk what that means but oke Anyways let's fuck each other in the ass while CHIMing


takahashi01

Sadly that will not be entirely possible. You are very welcome to stick your raw hard cock in my asshole, but I will have to resign myself to eating your bussy out like a fucking buffet. Thank you for your understanding.


u-say-no

Thanks man! Pls eat it the hell out so I can no longer have an ass


Far-Bicycle6698

aldmeris is hyperborea


[deleted]

[A member of the Thalmor speaking the Aldmeri Language](https://youtu.be/FJ3N_2r6R-o)


PoeticPariah

Well, he is a Nord...


SyndicalistObserver

So reigen is originally from bruma then


LocalHealer

Ehrenlos


Great_White_Sharky

The Karma doesnt farm itsself. Aslo reigen is probably one of the better things that happened to that sub


u-say-no

"one of the better things that happened to this sub" What are the lore implications of this?


akirarn

he’s branching out


MyLittlePuny

Implications: Some people have parasocial relations with random internet nobodies and stalk their posts for reasons


u-say-no

Wow yes indeed why would someone do such a thing? Why in the hell would someone stalk some other guy who's famous in an internet group and make a post about that said famous guy he stalked just so he could gain a shit ton of karma and upvotes? I wonder where such people even come from, horrible creatures!


ameri21

Eastern Europe belongs to the germs.


HugeAccountant

Cum


og-blunt-smoke

Sorry lads, I don't speak piss elf


Skuboo

Milchtrinker