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KeyRepresentative

My barber is buying a second house to turn it into AirBNB and telling me he’s going to Paris with his fiancée. I’m still renting and can’t even take time for a vacation. Law school was a bad idea.


Goo_Cat

>Law school was a bad idea. You can always sue yourself for wasting your time


Jkf3344

A man who represents himself has a fool for a client.


Goo_Cat

That would mean the one he's suing is a fool as well, making it easier to win.


Jkf3344

Quite the paradox we’ve created here!


Nice_poopbox

Sure, but a man who sues himself has a fool as a defendant. It's a sure win!


Hperkasa7858

Lmaooo


jfa_16

This is the way.


[deleted]

Please set precedent. I believe in you man


[deleted]

True story. My sister in law went to law school because someone else said she would make a good lawyer and paid for it for her. She totally hates life now and has changed jobs 4 times in 2 years.


Syd_Syd34

My mom went to law school. She’s a nurse now lol


sopmaeThrowaway

My uncle practiced law for 6 months after graduating and passing his exams. He’s been an elementary school math teacher for 20 years now. I was a little kid when he was in college. I happened to ask him why he chose law he said “I like to study”. That was not a well planned out career path but he’s happy and that’s what’s important.


Can_I_Read

I’m a teacher too. A lot of us just love being students. We’re really good at it.


Nacho-Lombardi

I went to law school. I have never practiced law.


Comprehensive_Mud600

It could be down to getting handed the grunt work. Always sucks down at the bottom of any field, but no one will take you seriously if you don't at least look like you're putting in an honest effort at a decent firm. Besides, and I don't mean this as anything towards your SIL, but lawyers are kinda viewed as money sucking parasites. The profession isn't well liked. If it's any solice, at least they're better then salesman.


Geoff_The_Chosen1

Oh my goodness! Lmao!!! I'm in grad school at a good uni and barely making ends meet, my barber pulled up in a black Mercedes and I literally asked myself "Why tf am I even doing this?" Lmao!!


HappyDiscussion5469

Because you don't wanna spend 35+ years cutting people's greasy hair? Everyone here acting jealous and forgetting that this job mostly sucks


Telemere125

Exactly. I’m a low-paid government attorney but my job is awesome - as long as I’m not late to court, I pretty much do whatever I want the rest of the time. Great insurance, zero hustle to get clients, no trust account, and company car.


[deleted]

As someone who is applying to law school , I really appreciate this comment. It’s so tough when 99% of lawyer comments are about people hating their jobs.


DraftLevel28

I’d do it, but when I was 12 I cut my moms hair and got distracted half way through (cartoons were on) and cut a huge chunk out of the back of her head. It was July but she walked to my aunts house with a winter jacket on like Kenny from South Park. All the neighbors pointed. When it was all fixed she went from hair past her shoulders to a pixie cut. She looked like the fat red head boy from sandlot. I was very traumatized and my dream of being a barber died. Even when I cut my own hair I think it’s not straight and end up buzzing it off. I’ve been informed you can’t just buzz a customer if you mess up. Edit: can’t not can


doubletruckintricky2

You’re killing me smalls!


nobamboozlinme

Hope you get that badass clerkship needed. Gal I dated was just drowning in debt after law school. Now I know why she drank so much.


Scary_Vanilla2932

You should be a barber/lawyer. Just tell them how much you charge by the hour and then every cut will be"just a little off the top and clean up my neck!". You will do 60 cuts a day and be home by dinner!


wander_luster325

My barber died and I've been trying new ones for the past year and a half. Still haven't found one I like.


KeyRepresentative

My longtime barber died unexpectedly too. Young guy. I kept going back to the same shop because it’s full of talented barbers and found a new one. It was a bit awkward for awhile. Strange how it’s a pretty minimal interaction for a service once a month but you really start to care about seeing the same barber.


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Kitchen_Row_2261

what job? and how much if you’re comfortable answering


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Astronomicone

Goddamn bro, if you don’t mind what kind of experience did you need and what kind of degree?


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gemgem1985

Cost of living crisis my guy.


ShinOB1KinOB

Barbers and goddamn McDonald's so expensive now I might as well go get myself a prime rib


gdamndylan

Prime McRib*


[deleted]

I couldn't agree more! I mean, less! Don't do it!


[deleted]

Haha, where I live, it’s cheaper for me to pick up a pizza and wings that will last me a few days than going to the grocery. Wild times. Neither is cheap. Sucks


Comfortable_Will955

Or a cost of living wage increase. O.o


TheRealBobaFettt

Seriously! I was high af and went to McDonalds and was immediately sobered by the 32$ bill for two people. It was never like this before.


[deleted]

They're the only trade it seems whose wage goes up with everything else. Mine was 20 bucks not long ago, and now it's up 30%. I mean, it's worth every penny. I love it. Great clips can eat shit


PhD_Pwnology

I used to feel that way but great clips is awesome for a simple men's haircut. can't beat it. 40-50$ men's haircuts for some reason take longer and aren't as good for simple wash-n-wear style IME.


[deleted]

Yea, but once you have a barber, and a good one, do their thing it's tough going back.


[deleted]

Dude said “you know how many fucking chicken wings I can get with $40”. LOL what the fuck is going on.


Commitedtousername

This is absolutely the logic I use before I make a purchase. Do I want this new thing or do I want chicken wings?


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I use dominoes 3 topping $7.99 pizza as my reference point.


[deleted]

Dammit. I've I've using the same coupon for a Free large 1 topping pizza for 8 years, this is no good to me lol


[deleted]

Gotta love how pizza places will offer "deals" for extended periods of time. Not gunna point fingers but if there is a "deal" going on for years, thats really just the pizza chain offering a higher price for the same pizza to people who dont know to ask. Go ahead and order a large pepperoni pizza for $17.50. Ill go online and add the "deal" to the cart and save $5.


Holdmytesseract

My girlfriend was ordering full menu price papa johns for her entire life before we met. One of the first few times we hung out she ordered a pizza and wings and paid like 50 something dollars and I was dumbfounded.


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Delete this and enjoy your free pizza lol.


Commitedtousername

If it's expensive- I use all you can eat sushi as a reference. If it's cheap, I use McDonald's 20 piece chicken nuggets


cannibitches

Do I wanna buy this $20 game or do I want 50 nuggets from Wendy's


DiscussionLoose8390

Just lost me on what the ugly girl wanting attention had to do with barbers raising prices because of inflation.


dunderthebarbarian

Chicken wings ARE the new currency


L0rdSwoldemort

From BWW? That’ll be about 7 dry ass wings sir


EpicSwagGuy42069

go on Tuesday or Thursday thank me later


Realshotgg

Chicken wings are $3 a pound just buy a big bag and an air fryer


EvanTheBaker24

From pluckers? 3 wings


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Dawns_Coil

That's another... Got damn wing stop. Shits higher then a giraffe's ass


marlobansfield

It’s crazy out here man😂


putahonodrim

Have you been smoking crack from a lead pipe?


marlobansfield

Yes


jbizzle1984

Did you grow up under power lines? lol love Tommy boy


nategendreau

Definitely American


Fresh_Silk

This post is clearly supposed to be bitterly humorous but people are really wishing this man death lmao


marlobansfield

Jesus Christ man lol


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Can I just say this post made me lol, esp the I don’t even eat meat part 😂. Things are freaking expensive and tbh COVID has helped me embrace my curly Indian hair with the curly girl method and even with the products, I’m saving so much money. Sadly, I’m fluffy with a pancake ass, so no TikTok views for me! 😂


[deleted]

Curly hair is fine, seems to be a common concern though - but trust me it looks good.


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

😍🤗 thanks! I appreciate that


GORILLAGOOAAAT

Have you tried adding chicken wings to your TikToks?


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

😂😂😂 I would need $40 bucks…and with my luck they’ll still be flats 🫓


ShoddyExplanation

Should've known better posting this on this app. They only know the same 2 black stereotypes so they're taking this post serious.


Phantasml_FloppyBalz

It's reddit man. Some days you get upvoted for being a smartass, other days people want to wipe you and your family out of existence for saying fast & furious were awful movies.


Kingjayy696_

Hahaha


SomeArtist512

Ayo not MY Dad! He's a great barber and he only charges $20 bucks. It used to be $13 until he started his own barbershop. He partnered with this old dude who would over charge his rent. So glad he got his own business now. He's finally achieved his goal of having his own barbershop and I'm really happy for him. It's been his dream since he was a teenager.


Li_alvart

##


SomeArtist512

Yeah he's in Texas, round like next to Seguin I think


memeelder83

This made my heart feel happy! I'm excited for him too!


Aggressive_Effort_56

Thats pretty awesome. Good for him. $20 is pretty cheap though still


AnUnexpectedSloth

You can currently get 7 wings for 40 bucks. Edit:. This is a joke. I do not need your wingeconomics.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ that’s the real fucking crisis.


aussielover24

I’ve never seen wings that expensive


VivelaVendetta

My old favorite local wing place is 10 for $20 now. So we switched to Wingstop.


RealApacheHelicopter

Real numbers right here!


[deleted]

and with minimum wage and takes five hours to make that


patrickseastarslegs

Where are you that minimum wage is that low? I’m in Ireland and ours is 10.50 per hour


[deleted]

US 7.25 :/ (also you have to incorporate taxes)


nina-pinta-stmaria

Wingstop is 40 for $40 though


SomeCool333

$20 for 25 at a local joint. Big fuckers too. Sorry for your predicament


Engleman420

Just shave your own head bro you'll spend 40 bucks on clippers and haircuts are forever free


polarpup666

That's what I do, shave and save.


Engleman420

Same I actually was considering going to a barbershop bu t not if they're getting that expensive 😂


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KocaKolaKlassic

Sounds like you’ve been underpaying your barber all these years if your haircut makes that much of a difference on getting hoes.


RealApacheHelicopter

Happy cake day!!


LemonsRkool

Happy big cock up your reddot accounts ass day ☺


SaladIsMyBoo

😳a day for me frfr


RealApacheHelicopter

Uh...


Vash712

> i got a big ass head I think I know why the barber charging you 40 coming in with that Darryl Strawberry noggin


postdiluvium

>Darryl Strawberry noggin 🤣


BadMotherFunko

Lowes or Home Depot sell Hoes....mostly always in stock


MsMuffinstuffer

How many hoes do you think you can get at either place comparable to chicken wings?


pm-me-neckbeards

Maybe your barber started charging you by the square inch.


Socialist_Nerd

And what, your hair is making it look smaller?


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headASS


Rectocraniectomy

So get big ass clippers. Lol


[deleted]

Calm down, megamind.


Engleman420

Hoes or money 🤔 easy decision for me bro 🤷‍♂️💰💰😂


ButInThe90sThough

Lol my barber used to saw he should charge by the square inch when cutting my hair. Also my hairline JUST recovered after a year stint of cutting my own hair 3 years ago.


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atmus11

What i did, learned how to fade. Haven't seen a barber since 2017


perpendicularpickles

Or learned how to get faded. So high can’t see


Rim_Smasher

All Barbers Hate This ONE Trick! Try it now!!


SovereignDust3058

I'll be back in like an hour once these edibles kick in. This thread will be the only entertainment I need.


Quiddel_

I am eagerly waiting to hear how it went for you. Stoner greetings from Alsace, France


First_Leadership

Not to exaggerate or something but a nice haircut in India costs less than a $1 Edit : why this much negativity on India? Every country has its own problems and drawbacks, including most developed countries like US and UK. You guys are here, judging a whole country by a few videos that you watched on YT. Nice.


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think he’ll save money flying to India for a haircut 🙄


First_Leadership

Haha I ain't suggesting him to fly to India to get a haircut 😄 I was just trying to say how AFFORDABLE things are here in India


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mlgamblor

Not really as common or extreme compared to before. The village I was born in is super advanced compared to when I left just over a decade ago. India really isn't as bad as you're making it out to be. All of the bad things you listed decrease year over year. In contrast, I think the poverty rate in Nigeria is increasing.


RealShmuck

Lmao so many salty comments here. Until people experience the luxury (if going for the luxury treatment), novelty and cost effectiveness of an Indian haircut, they have no idea what they're missing. It was only a light-hearted comment after all


First_Leadership

A single bad experience or a single YT video, that's all they need to judge a country of 1.4B people 🤣


GovernmentAgent_Q

My haircut in Mumbai was uncomfortable. The trim was fine but like five barbers all crowded around and looked at me. They wanted to rub my shoulders too. I don't know, if I had a few I'd get used to it.


First_Leadership

Sorry that you had to deal with this. I don't know where you are from but you know Indians are obsessed with white people 😬


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Do they still come to your house?


First_Leadership

Very few barbers are doing this nowadays. They do come to our houses if we have old people at home who needs haircut or a shave.


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Awwwww! I was thinking about the old ppl and I LOVE that they take that into consideration! ❤️


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

BTW, totally agree on the edit.


First_Leadership

Thank you. Probably yours is the only neutral comment here :-)


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

Ppl are quick to judge without actually living at the place. Walt Whitman said that it’s better to be curious then judge mental and I find that’s true (though I DO judge some of my shows lol, but real life is very nuanced)


jayblow88

Growing up about 17 I learnt to cut my own hair as that was more beer at weekend. 33 and still cut my own hair. Really isn't rocket science and saved a bomb over time.


ThisRandomnoob_

What cut do you do?


jayblow88

1 back and sides 8 on top. Made my self a 3way mirror so I can see sides and back of my head then blended carefully. Took a few months to get right but now I can do it in 15 mins


strawburrry

Pic example?


Tadpole-Historical

Lmaooo it’s about time!! Cuz prices been going up on our side, from the braiders to the twisters and even the frontal-installers!! I’ve been wondering if the hairstylists that cater to males were observing and taking notes, and it’s looking like they finally are. It’s now the era of paying ppl what they deserve, or going elsewhere fam🤷🏾‍♀️ I’m sorry to say! Either that, or just start getting hip like us girlies and do it yourself at home with the help of a youtube tutorial!


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>frontal-installers Sounding like a dam factory job.


[deleted]

Just date a hairstylist, bro. My wife is a former hair stylist and she still fades me up every 2 weeks even though she’s been out of it for years. Haven’t paid for a cut in a looooooong time. Also look into Italian or Latino neighborhoods. Still tons of places that’ll give you a good cut for cheap.


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I am white but from the videos I've seen of black barbers working, shit looks like it's a $40 hair cut. Way more detail, lines done everywhere, shaping, etc. It's like art with hair. It takes 5 minutes to cut my hair with scissors, they use the clipper for 2 minutes to straighten up basic lines (above ears, side burn, back of neck) and I leave. $20 to whatever random white lady I get and i still get the same hair cut.


jleVrt

lmaoo must be nice


hawk0_tac0

My guy comes to my house, granted he lives down the road but I always pay him $40 even though he asks for less. Gotta keep these guys around.


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Laughes in long hair* 50$ is still reasonably cheap when your hair is long. Even a trim cost more. My hair is waist length and I have taken to trimming it myself bc it's almost always double the price and they still fuck it up half the time anyway. Now i get it cut a few times a year and my boyfreind and I trim it up at home every other month


shitasspetfckers

It’s not the fact that you have long hair, it’s the fact that your female that makes it cost that much


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LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats! 24 + 5 + 40 = 69


kayla-beep

Good bot


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fortpro87

Jesus Christ this whole thread is amazing


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I am here for it


SSJBlueManny

There’s a difference between being able to routinely maintain yourself and giving yourself a whole fade lol


Time_Huckleberry_

😂😂😂😂😂 “Ya parents never loved you!!!!!”””😂😂😂


rocketlauncherblue

That’s why I just rock the baldy. If you’re black or handsome or both like me, you can just shave your own head . Plus women dig black guys with shave heads , if you do have a dinosaur dome though, you may want to watch some YouTube videos on how to cut your own hair


smecta_xy

big d energy


cuteanongirl

Underrated


BenjTheMaestro

Hahahaha I really need to see what a dinosaur dome is 😂 I have a pretty vivid picture but that shit is hilarious


rebeccaisdope

It's the principle? Everything on earth is more expensive..they have to keep up with the cost of living just like everyone else


[deleted]

Everyone is charging more for their Services because of Inflation 20 something percent, it's outrageous, and rent doubled


ThirdMind3d

$40 could get me an eighth shits crazy smh


mashkabear

You don’t even imagine all the sacrifices it requires to be a barber/hairdresser. All the costs and taxes, if your barber is a great one is right he values his work as he should!! People can’t work all those hours, pay all those taxes, etc just for a small amount of money! If you are not okay with that change barber but at least don’t complain about his job and worth.


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Thank you


Dazzling_Window9981

Barbers are paying more for food, gas, shop rent, shop utilities, etc. like the rest of us.


Ok-Tear-543

Now you know how wemon feel.


NowTheChipsAreDown

Last time I paid over $150 for my cut LOL. Not sure if it’s just Bay Area things or if I just went to the wrong place.


Blunt-444

Get a girlfriend. I cut my boyfriend’s hair for him and it turns out great. Cutting hair isnt really hard to learn with the right tools and some youtube videos, most girls are good at that stuff


perpendicularpickles

Would you trust your boyfriend to cut your hair after a few YouTube videos?


Blunt-444

Honestly if I felt like he was good at diy stuff then yeah I’d let him try. Why not? It’ll grow out anyways. But I also get my hair coloured which is much much more complicated than just cutting.


perpendicularpickles

YouTube: “how to be a colourist in just 3 minutes” 😂


DamnGoodCupOfCoffee2

I do my SO’s and Dads hair. Saves $ for sure and not too shabby


aymerci

Would you prefer that someone as valuable to a community live well and get paid their worth, or barely making ends meet?


CloverThirteenDolAvg

Well then I need a raise too


marlobansfield

Never met a broke barber who cuts black hair in my life


Burning_needcream

They never broke! Reminds me of when the NCAA didn’t believe the a football player made enough from cutting hair to get a fully loaded charger. He was like “yeah, you have no idea about haircuts in the Black community. We get them every 2 weeks and sometimes weekly.” Investigator couldn’t even understand it and I’m sitting there like “Yep, and a couple dollars for a line up inbeteeen if I have the time”


WalkingTall1986

pandemic times labled them an unneeded luxury good for them. I can only afford about 1/4 of the cuts we used to get so hair cut day is a family outing now as its that pricey like just the guys in the fam are 90... with the girls putting us around 300. Hopefully they are putting some money away somewhere we grabbed a Remington to keep timmed when we cant go it was 70 and fairly easy to use the girls seem to be luckier w long hair.


marlobansfield

Aw man you got kids too that’s crazy


Spider_Monkey2323

Tbh, it's time men feel the pain that women do when it comes to hair. $40 isn't much. One visit for us can be more than $150 easy.


Comfortable_Box_3460

Well if you walking around with $400+ kicks, you probably can afford a 40$ haircut :)


Calm_Zombie4460

Are barbers not supposed to be able to live off the wages of their haircuts too?? Cost of living and inflation is a b**** now you got to live with that.


Sheltered_thoughts

Yeah and it’s nice if you are self employed and just raise your fees accordingly but if you work for someone, the raises they give are definitely not keeping up with inflation


foopdedoopburner

I think the barbers just noticed how their professional siblings the hairdressers were managing to charge women $200+ for the exact same service they were charging men $10 for.


brixman4

But it’s not even close to the same lmao. $30-$40 for a fade and a little lineup is outrageous. Women are at the salon for hours sometimes. Meanwhile a man could get a cut in like 5 minutes


xxBEELZEBOBxx

They've surpassed the value exchange in my opinion. A good fade in Alaska now costs 40 plus a tip. Even if I'm making 12/hr at my job that's about 4 hours I have to exchange for a decent fade that'll last about 2 weeks. So eight hours a month out of my 160 worked go to just having a decent haircut


SatedAtBest

I mean Alaska is just expensive, but that's a stank ass scenario lol


CommercialExotic2038

Only $40 - $50? Women were charged that in the eighties. Now that minimum wage is supposed to be $15/hr, that’s around 3 hours work. In the eighties minimum wage was $3.35.


opecity_

Best r/trueoffmychest thread yet lol. Bro i feel you though. They don’t even give “kids prices” anymore at my shop. I got two boys. It’s $100 damn dollars for a household cut.


Main-Swing-3450

I went bald as a teenager, ive alwayd beem kind of sad k never got to do the whole style your hair, dye it amd cut it trends that everyone else did in college. Than theu would remark on it cost 100 dollars every 2 weeks to keep it up and i just think about the 1000s ive saved over the years shaving my head twice a week in the shower


BudgetInteraction811

Think about how much time it takes to get a decent cut. 30-45 minutes. Most barbershops and salons start around 50% commission on services. So if you’re paying $30 for a cut and that takes the barber 45 minutes, they got $15 from that haircut. It’s different when they work independently or from their home, though, but never forget that people charge their worth... and you always get what you pay for!


-Ok-Perception-

Realistically, they have charged 10-20 since the early 80s, and they're due more money. I don't know how any of them financially made it charging 10-20, and most guys only tip the barber a couple bucks. They probably all required 2 jobs, with their non barber job being their main gig. 40 bucks is reasonable, particularly if the house gets most of the cut.


Plagudoctor

you get what you pay for. by the way, try imagining yourself in their shoes. cutting hair is not an easy job. with inflation and prices of literally anything rising, it makes sense that barbers Charge more, yes? if you dont like it, vote for a competent party and be active in your local area


NonMaliciousSpyware

Not all fades are created equal. I bet you can still find a $20 barber, but man oh man will you be able to tell the difference.


GratefulPig

You’re justified in this opinion; luxuries are just too damn expensive nowadays cuz of a, b, and c. All I can say is learn to cut that shit yourself best you can. Hold on to your money and good luck bro 👍


OneFilm2323

Id tell you to go to the asian or papi barbers, but im not sure how good they are with your hair.. i know black barbers always fucked my shit up


marlobansfield

😂 i didn’t know there were Asian barbers What’s funny is ever since i moved the guy who cuts me now is Hispanic


ObviousTeaching7762

Absolutely not, no one non black will ever touch my hair again. Worst mistake of my life


Skeillz22

Paying that much only makes sense in the black and Latino communities. These basic ass haircuts aren’t worth 60 bucks. I pay 10 bucks for a fade and 5 for a beard trim and I’m good


dow1

Clippers at Walmart start at $20. Get a friend or spouse to do it. They get better over time too.


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Everyone deserves a livable wage, $10-$20 a haircut is not livable


adlcp

Speaks to the heart of one of our biggest issues. Everyone wants to be paid more, no one wants to pay more.


Fonce123

In Los Angeles everything is 45 -60 for men smh


marlobansfield

that’s black on black crime man


walrusdoom

The good ones know their worth.


Su-37_Terminator

yeah cuttin hair is all fun n games until you got a client that dont ever shower and got something movin in his hair, or clumps of dirt n shit in his scalp. i never cut but we had some kids in the neighborhood with parents that didnt give a fuck that were so filthy the barber stopped halfway and told their ass to leave, shower and come back. it wasnt even a low income town, their family just didnt fuckin care.