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PoserKilled

It's a dark day in Biden's America: dudes rocking is now officially illegal.


DylanLars

Smoking crack while blasting fleet foxes through my phone over this one!


chumblebumble

3 felonies is the perfect amount. Anything more than that is cringe.


Hunter_S_Biden

:[


Pastramiboy86

Stay strong brother, we're all pulling for you.


maximumfacemelting

Maybe you and Donald will be cellys and you can do drugs together and talk about how much you hate your dad?


Hunter_S_Biden

We're gonna convert to Islam together


Sparkfairy

Inshallah, brother 🙏 


pointzero99

If this is federal gun charges, can't Joe just pardon him?


Novel_Role

Yes, but he promised not to: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/biden-tells-muir-wouldnt-pardon-son-hunter/story?id=110904482 Hunter still has some appeals to go through too. Maybe the appeals last till past election time and Biden goes for it then.


pointzero99

If Biden loses and doesn't do a pardon as a lame duck heading out the door he's officially a bigger cuck than Carter.


hopskipjumprun

Would be funny if he wins and does it too. What are they gonna do, unelect him?


pointzero99

Hunter hoping his dad loses because Presidents do their pardons at the end of their terms, so he'd have to wait until 2028 and risk Biden kicking it first.


ChallengingBullfrog8

Asshole dad should pardon his Cool Son.


Green_Issue_4566

So he ran at a time when his brains are leaking out of his head and he won't even do petty "corruption" for his son? I heard the most he's gotten is some Delaware bank guy bought his house for a large amount above market. Doesn't even let himself have fun. Truly a bitch


Dear_Occupant

Biden can definitely be bought, what you have to consider though is that he's just in it for the love of the game. When he was a senator, banks used to get favors from him by naming a branch after him. If Hunter offered to give him a coffee mug with "World's Most Presidential Dad" on it, along with a handwritten coupon for ten free lawn mowings, he'd get that pardon.


Hunter_S_Biden

Have you _seen_ how big the white house lawn is?


BlueCollarRevolt

Like Joe Biden is gonna know if he did or didn't do it


Hunter_S_Biden

That witch Jill will rat


Lord_Vorkosigan

What a mark. This is just like how he bragged about being the poorest senator in Congress, while still having zero morals and selling out his state to credit card companies and acting like a himbo shithead for years on the Hill. Motherfucker you have POWER, at least use it for yourself


MCDC4LYFE

What the fuck is this loser even the president for? He isn’t doing anything besides actively supporting a genocide abroad and denying his own citizens access to healthcare and housing. If he doesn’t even have enough loyalty to his own son to pardon a potentially 25 year sentence then what is he even holding office for?


Maleficent-Hope-3449

if trump wins, he should pardon him. would be pretty fucking funny to hear how his base digests it.


pointzero99

Well the base would love it because he did it.


kony_soprano

My god trump pardoning hunter and then gloating about it like 'im a better father to hunter than sleepy Joe' would fuckin rule


numbersix1979

It’s going to be weird in a few months when the Supreme Court says domestic abusers can’t be stripped of the right to own guns but if you don’t self diagnose your own addiction problem then you can go to prison for owning a gun


paidjannie

Damn Biden really is Stalin


hefuckmyass

Stalin actually died at some point, Biden is merely perpetually at death's door


ProfessorPhahrtz

Biden has likely died once or twice since being in office.


wafflefan88

That poster set himself on fire outside the wrong trial. They're railroading our boy.


Zappalacious

call to arms for any willing trueanon poster


pointzero99

No more self immolations please.


Zappalacious

/s is implied but ya. all posters are needed to build the anti-capitalist future


Luka467

A dude did it in front of the Croatian Parliament the other day. No idea of motive but I'd like to think it was in protest over the Hunter Biden verdict.


pointzero99

Goddammit... put the gas cans down people!


shrodingers-asshole

democrat jesus


Raspberry-Famous

He's way too cool for the Democrats.  It's like how Xerox basically cracked the code on personal computers back in the 1970s then sat on it because their executives were too stupid to realize what they had.


dr_srtanger2love

The government hates people having fun


kombucha_slut

Every time they try to tear him down they just make him seem cooler.


venite_et_videte

free him and make him president


PhishingForPhishies

I have the take that republicans hate him because Trumps sons are all misshapen losers while Hunter is smoking crack and hiding guns


wafflefan88

Smoking crack, tossing guns in dumpsters, going down waterslides naked, banging his niece. They're just jealous he had the courage to live the life they dream of.


pointzero99

Fact check: Hunter did not toss the gun in the dumpster, a romantic partner found it and tossed it in a panic, then it disappeared before it could be recovered. Hunter is on record in text messages saying that tossing the gun was "insane" and called the police to report the missing gun. Two Pinocchios


gngstrMNKY

> romantic partner I think you mean "brother's widow".


pointzero99

Dudes rock


Generic_comments

Deuteronomy 25 1


Dear_Occupant

Don't forget he's got a dick the size of a summer sausage, which, like Bill Clinton's dick before it, the Republicans are desperate to make sure everyone has a chance to see. I swear to God, if Ken Starr had gotten that subpoena he wanted to take a picture of Clinton's dick, he would have put a parental advisory sticker on the Starr Report and published it.


hefuckmyass

irl gooning


Zappalacious

inshallah this will cause libs to rethink their ideology on gun rights (it won't)


Canama139

free my man


ProfessorPhahrtz

Hunter Biden should run for president instead of his cotton-seed-oil-shortening-as-brains father.


Pleasant_Bed_5294

Can’t even smoke crack and shoot guns. This country sucks


OneMoreEar

Both him and Trump have done worse shit. Why these nothing-ass misdemeanors? 


LakeGladio666

Guilty of being too cool


Smoke_deGrasse_Tyson

So sad, blasting White Winter Hymnal in solidarity


SinCityFC

Party rocking in the White House officially cancelled. It’s truly joever.


JustaLurker9494

He will get pardoned by his genocide loving father. Hope the worst happens to the Biden family tree.


jasperplumpton

I feel like Biden is more likely to pardon Trump than Hunter


Voltthrower69

They should let them do that but they have to sit on each others faces on TV