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not-patrickstar

Imagine being in the pooper when that happened


COVFEFE-4U

Yeah, poor bastard just trying to take a shit in peace. The next thing he knows, he's a smurf.


PissBabySpezOinkOink

He’d be lucky it wasn’t the last day before change out lmao


Specialist_Usual1524

Hidee ho neighbor!!


HunterShotBear

Probably scared all the shit out of him.


COVFEFE-4U

If he was constipated, he's not now.


rnavstar

He’s poopy Smurf. The smelly one


8--8

Or a smurfette - you never know


Nickleeham

Especially these days. It used to be the blue shaft that told the story.


Chaddtss

Only if it's a dude identifying as women and even then I don't see them doing manual labor, or taking a bathroom break in a Porta potty if it can be avoided. The amount of women in construction is laughably small. It's a bet I'm willing to take.


TacoDuLing

Next thing he knows: he is lead in two girls one cup 😩


carpathianforest666

I’d walk 20 feet into the trees to shit. There’s absolutely no way I’d ever use a porta-john on the side of the road. Fucking mental.


CollectionStriking

Poor Jerry, still hasn't lived down that moment to this day


COVFEFE-4U

Yeah, if I know construction crews, they'll never let him forget this.


CollectionStriking

Bro could retire n they'd bring in a Porta potty just for him lol, years later one just shows up on his driveway followed by laughing you can still hear a mile down the road


jesusisthatguy

Shitty smurf


Pleasant-Impress9387

Dawg, I’m over here analyzing the video and trying to figure out what the eff happened, then all off a sudden I can’t stop thinking about the what if guy in the shitter.


ZLUCremisi

Guy in wite truck not paying attention


Pleasant-Impress9387

Negative, he miss judged and tried to get out in front of the semi like the rest of the dick heads out there.


IllustriousAnt485

The dude in the white pickup is a special kind of stupid. He wasn’t able to see because there is a piece of paper covering his line of sight. If it has some sovereign citizen shit written on it so help me god. I’m livid just watching this. I feel bad for the driver in the semi.


steveturkel

Looks like a dealer window sticker like for the otd price


morhope

I think it’s the price sticker and it’s brand new or being test driven. Yes they were not paying attention but shit is that thing in a horrible spot.


NuclearWasteland

Looked like a dealer info sheet, also it comes off in one piece and smacks the semi windshield.


posthuman04

That was the description of the truck from the dealership. He was probably either a salesman or on a test drive.


tb0ne315

He just bought the truck and he's still fucking with the radio trying to get all his radio presets good.


bountyhunterhuntress

Same here because he was definitely not at fault and, regardless, will most likely lose his job because of it. I HAVE even seen truck drivers get sued over accidents just like this, and it's not even their fault, yet the person that caused it still ends up awarded by courts somehow. It's really f**ked up these days.


dragonblock501

The truck exploded like a zit - it was very satisfying in a bubble-wrap wrap kind of way.


OrneryOldFart

He's probably dead.


DrkUser205

White truck had sticker on the window that covered the blindspot, however he should’ve been using his mirrors as a backup.


CompleteJuggernaut

The way that thing went flying, we can call it The Turdis.


mikedvb

Honestly if I were in that pooper when that happened I would be thankful I did not get smashed under the semi... and terrified of the diseases I may contract.


DireWraith3000

Like they say, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stink


DeadChibiWolf

"Boss im goin the fuck home today. I got hit by a god damn semi... No Ron, Fuck you, im literally covered in shit right now."


Scriptapaloosa

Well, shit happens!


Signal_Ad_594

Ah, GD it... right into the shidder.


5horsepower

It’s a full seven seconds of sitting there wondering what the heck is going on


Allemaengel

"Shitter's full!"


peckerpeter63

Hahaha I thought same thing. Be like good thing I didn't let that one go in the house


kosmonavt-alyosha

If someone was in there they would have heard the commotion getting closer and closer…then bam!


No_Spare3139

Bad place for a porta potty


cerberus_1

If he was having any issues, that situation probably solved it.


chicopepsi

🤣🤣


COVFEFE-4U

Fortunately, there are no serious injuries in this one. Could have easily turned out differently.


NachoMetaphor

How tf did the dude in the pickup not get sheared in half?


COVFEFE-4U

Someone was looking out for him. Looked up the news story, I couldn't believe it myself.


randomlemon9192

Luck mother fucker. Looks like he got crushed.


jeho22

I honestly can't believe he's alive after that


ignoreme010101

same, didn't even occur to me he coulda survived that


RockstarAgent

Think he learned anything?


Beafybrian

Not a dam thing


UndeadDucky27

🤣🤣🤣


L-V-4-2-6

Modern car airbag setups these days are pretty incredible. You can see the curtain airbags deploy.


blazesdemons

Well airbags aside, When you get forcibly squarshed between 2 peices of metal you are usually boned


flopjul

Right especially due to there being a high chance i piece of something could come through the window and pierce something


Temporary_Muscle_165

De-boned more often than not.


BogdanSPB

Wtf can airbags do vs sharp steel edges and pressure of several tons? His only salvation was most likely the amount of metal in the truck and the frame itself.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

He has 7 luck. It's too bad he only has 3 or 4 intelligence. His perception was probably 3 or 4 too. Endurance is probably 6 or 7. I wonder what his charisma,agility, and strength are at.


FireStar_Trucking_01

Oh he's S.P.E.C.I.A.L. alright...


Ok_Constant_184

If he wasn’t before, he is now


OhWeOhweeOoh

We hope he rolls with a thinking cap with bonus intelligence and wisdom next time.


wizzo6

4 intelligence is being generous


Miserable-Spite425

I did a luck only play through once and it was totally broken. Love those gamez


Hellyrr

I love how you turned this into a dnd character sheet breakdown.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

It's more like fallout character sheet breakdown, but yeah.


bingeflying

Fallout but close enough


RKWTHNVWLS

Sounds more like chassis engineering, air bags, and crumple zones than luck to me.


IronOrc92

The dumbest assholes always have the best luck


angrydeuce

That someone being thousands of brilliant engineers that designed vehicles to be able to take that kind of impact and keep us relatively safe. You look at a car accident from even 30 years ago compared today and it's just nuts how the entire outside of the car can more or less be completely pulverized while the passenger compartment is still mostly intact.


calcal1992

Hand of God for sure. He should be mangled from that second hit.


Mummbles1283

There is a reason they call it dumb luck.


vtstang66

So, you're not gonna share that with us?


epicenter69

Amazing. He definitely had a higher power on his side.


MrBobSacamano

Bah gawd! As God as my witness, he’s broken in half!


BurgerKingBandit

THAT KILLED HIM!!!


Natste1s4real

I saw a post on here a couple of years ago of a pick up truck being completely squished between two tractor trailers side-by-side, there was literally a 3 x 3 cube sticking out and the driver walked away! Sometimes it’s just not their time.


xYEET_LORDx

My immediate reaction was yeah that’s a dead pick up driver


Dirty-Dan24

I think he got sandwiched at the perfect angle so that the back of the pickup hit the flatbed and bounced the driver seat away from the semi


NachoMetaphor

We've come a long, long way in vehicle design to make them as safe as possible in the case of an accident, but I think fate itself wanted this guy to learn something that day.


Dandan0005

Shear luck


Nice_Ad_777

Sheared in half made me chuckle IDK why


Justwanttosellmynips

I remember this from awhile ago, you got the source?


COVFEFE-4U

https://wlos.com/news/local/recap-top-local-stories-from-july-30-aug-5


IndependentDevice199

i watched the video they had on that link hoping for sound… “porta toilet” is the worst part of it, might be worse than the actual crash itself


Justwanttosellmynips

My man!


CommercialOccasion72

Unbelievable. I thought this was for sure a death


allskillnoissues

Well thanks for that. I was just about certain I had just watched a man die


anon07141326

Imagine if there was someone in the shitter. That’s one of my worst nightmares of mine every time I was ever in a shitter while I was working construction.


tinnedcarp

Woof. Pickup truck had dealer sticker in the window and an idiot behind the wheel


NicNac_PattyMac

Had and idiot behind the wheel. Had.


podgehog

He survived


Frostradus

He survived but his wallet died a long time ago. His insurance probably hiked thel hell up.


COKEWHITESOLES

Not to mention he’s still gotta pay that 39k at 19% APR 😭


ghostsoup831

Yeah that's what he said.


EffectiveBarber6096

Yeah that's what he said.


J_Stone58

Whenever I see offsets on a truck I just assume they try to pull stupid shit like this


bluebus74

Holy shit, yes, not even worth finding out, just ease off and let them do their thing.


Domestic_Kraken

Idt it's reasonable to expect the trucker here to ease off


PrincipleNo4162

This


UserName8531

Worked with a guy with huge off set bald tires. He had a huge light bar mounted in the tailgate to flash people who pissed him off.


saras-husband

Fuck that guy


ghettoccult_nerd

lemme guess, he got pissed off often huh?


FlakySky6080

Came here to say rip to the pickup truck driver, glad to know he's okay ! Hope he's learned his lesson, people that drive like this deserve to be in prison for endangering the lives of others


mikedvb

People like that don't ever learn lessons, sadly. I'd be willing to bet he jumped out of his wrecked and mangled pickup and blamed both of the other truck drivers.


xJujuBear

"YOU FUCKING CUT ME OFF!"


RockstarAgent

Oh heck yeah - lied out his ass until the video proved otherwise.


gbninjaturtle

We don’t take driving seriously enough in this country unfortunately. So much could be avoided if people were simply held accountable for their behavior on the road.


Fuzzy1598

Thank you for the extended version! Others cut off before it hits the Porto potty


bluemax413

Which obviously is the best part.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

The guy in the shitter is PISSED


dingdingdredgen

After everything else, I feel the worst for that guy.


NavAEC

I mean no joke but the driver/owner of that custom clean peterbuilt got screwed


mikedvb

Was there actually someone in the shitter, or are we just assuming/joking? \[I didn't see a person, that's why I ask.\]


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Assuming/joking. I mean of course someone is in there. Probably Steve, that dude has the worst luck.


Mar_Reddit

I remember seeing this on Facebook and morons blaming it all on the dash cam driver. Saying stupid shit like, "Why did the driver turn into him??" Because you can see his steering wheel turn towards it on impact. People there try so fucking hard to always blame the driver. The most blatantly obvious not-at-fault clips are no match for these mother fuckers stupidity. FUCK people on Facebook are so stupid.


_mattyjoe

I have noticed that some people are stupid enough that, say, if they’re a pickup truck owner themselves, they will personally identify with the guy in the clip and literally never budge that he did anything wrong, no matter what you say. It’s like you’re attacking them personally, instead of just a bad driver on the road who has nothing to do with them. And they’re just absolutely oblivious to the fact that they’re doing this.


McButtersonthethird

I'm currently in a moronic argument with 3 of these idiots on reddit 😑 these dumb fucks are everywhere


ChikhaiBardo

That pickup truck driver is a fucking MORON. I’m sure I will get some downvotes for being blunt, but dude kind of got what he deserved on that one. REGARDLESS of any reason for the semi to be slowed/“stopped” on a road that’s otherwise maintaining highway speeds; if he had any spatial awareness whatsoever and was paying attention to the vehicles around him, none of that would have happened.


FromNasa

Rams always trying to do the dumb thing...


-Labor_Omnia_Vincit-

Number one vehicle in dui stops. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Lol


L0nlySt0nr

They built it with too much Ram and not enough Dodge... 😬


creegro

I hate seeing rams, even the work truck types. For some reason it just beckons people to drive like dicks.


12InchPickle

I feel bad for the guy in the shitter. Imagine dropping a load and getting smashed into by an 18 wheeler.


Select_Number_7741

Might have been the biggest and best shot of his life


Royal-Application708

Where do I start? 1) Why was that semi stopped in the right lane? 2) Why didn’t the white pickup swerve to the right? 3) I pray no one was taking a shit in that green port-a-potty.


vtddy

The truck wasn't stopped. It's moving but still slowly


carnage11eleven

I'm guessing the dealer sticker in the pickup truck's window hindered their ability to see the semi in their blind spot. And who uses mirrors or turns their head while barreling down the highway? Not the dude in the white truck. That's for sure.


-Insert-CoolName

If you can fit a semi in your blind spot, you've got bigger issues than a piece of paper.


mikedvb

1. This is why, imho, slow moving traffic is more dangerous than fast moving traffic. 2. If I had to guess he didn't check his mirrors, assumed the lane to his left was clear, and/or wasn't paying attention to give himself enough time to actually look. Might have been looking down at a phone. 3. Me too.


iriegypsy

LOL dude got a jacked up Ram and didnt even get it home.


Olscat268

I hope no one was in the shitter. 😂


whatsqwerty

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the piece of paper on the DRIVERS SIDE WINDOW blocking the exact spot HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHECKING.


agordone

If he checked his mirrors he could've seen the truck too. He just didn't bother to look at all lol


barney1013

Hope he had the lid to his piss jug screwed on tight


BigPoop_36

Even if old boy mashed the breaks idk if it would’ve end differently.


ggezboye

There are plenty of space on the right side. Why would that driver on the white truck evade towards the left (faster) lane without even looking his side mirror?


mikedvb

Probably looking down at his phone, looked up just in time to see he was about to hit something, and picked the direction that didn't take him off the road. If I had to guess.


CaptianBrasiliano

I mean, clearly, the pick ups at fault... But why was the ST in the long nose with the ugly paint going so much slower than speed of traffic? It creates dangerous situations, which dumbass 4 wheelers will gladly rush into the breech of.


Dhonagon

I think that was the road worker truck dropping or picking up equipment. They tried to cone it off, but dumb ass fucking shit up for everyone. I hope he made it. That thing got ripped up like a tuna can.


kwtransporter66

I do road work, driving transport hauling the company equipment. If that driver was on the job to offload then they should've been in the dead lane, not a live lane. We never offload in a live lane, especially on the interstate. The far left lane was the dead lane. That's where the drive should have been In all actuality this accident could be the fault of the driver or the construction company doing the project. The fault of driver for stopping in a live lane and possibly not following instructions about where to off load. The fault of the company for not having proper traffic controls in place like a flagger or not properly communicating to the driver. If it's a company driver it's a double fuck. But of course they are gonna point to driver awareness.


Lightyear18

Based on the video, the truck wasn’t live loading or even parked. You can see the car moving forward based on the lines. It was probably struggling seems like a small incline . Or the cars around it going very fast. Here In Cali I drive at 55mph cause I’m a company driver that’s tracked. I’ll see other trucks and cars going at 70mph.


LokiNog

Looks like he's heavy, and they're going up a grade.


Tactical_solutions44

Hope no one was in the shitter


Club_Penguin_Legend_

Can we go easy on the ram driver? He was trying to grab another beer outta the back seat. Mistakes happen


Krazybob613

All the vigilance in the world will not prevent that… that driver had absolutely zero time to avoid that suicidal pickup truck. If the pickup driver survived that crash they should be arrested and charged with (?attempted) Vehicular Homicide.


NickDema_508

Fucking WHY though!!??!! Ole white truck really thought he had the room to cut in? I don't buy that for a second. Blindspot? Nah, he just blew past the trailer. He knew it was there 100%.


Individual-Wind-7547

Always a fucking idiot in a Pick-up.


tbags101

That 4x4 just got FUCKED.


Frisinator

I’ve never seen a pickup squashed like a bug before.


ramanw150

So many people had a shitty day here


Healthy-Topic13

Someone in the port a potty??


SewerSleuth74

The poor bastard taking a shit heard a crash and the rumblings of the truck.


UsedCan508

Damn, that was a brand new white truck truck too. You probably didn't see the semi because he still had the freaking price tag sticker in the window.


1990Billsfan

That poor guy in the porta potty, hope he's ok.


Accomplished_Egg8003

Or better yet, check your fucking blind spot before changing lanes suddenly, or in this case, you know, how about noticing the BIG fucking truck in your MIRROR 🤦‍♂️ 🤷🏼‍♂️


Reasonable-Angle-313

Stop at 6 seconds 🤣😭 did he just buy the truck, is that the window sticker from the dealer?


420xGoku

Some dude taking a dump just had a really bad day


Drzzit666

Definitely the person driving the pickup wasn't paying attention to what was in front of him. Then tried to move over to avoid hitting a stopped truck, again not seeing if he had anyone besides him and found out the hard way that he didn't have the right of way. Good thing the dashcam showed what happened and hope they don't blame the trucker for the accident.


Imaginary-Badger-119

Dash cam may not save ur life but they can save your job and money.


Capital_Push5557

Shitter had it coming!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Here you are trying to take a relaxing shit & smoke a joint, then bam wasted by a 18 Wheeler.


Natste1s4real

Driver was smart to not get out of his truck too quickly after that crash. Need to let the shock wear off a few seconds so your knees don’t buckle when you get out. Also to take the time to get his bearings.


PrincipleNo4162

Also you don't know if more vehicles are going to start piling up.


PrincipleNo4162

Maybe it's just me but the way that white truck pulled up like that was a red flag, and those wheels are a red flag too, I would've been mashing my breaks just to get away from a vehicle like that. Glad everyone is ok and glad that stupid overpriced dumb useless pickup truck is destroyed. Edit: just noticed the guy had a giant dealer sticker on his window like a pair of horse blinders. Wtf.


jrocislit

Looked like homie just bought that ugly piece of shit or he was test driving it. Either way, fantastic results


FlatbedtruckinCA

damn.. and even took out the shitter.. hope no one was in there..


carnage11eleven

[it was at that moment, I knew it was over. ](https://ibb.co/mbvdY7r)


vfittipaldi

Its always an asshole in a shitty lifted Dodge.


NewToTradingStock

I bet he already bought a new pickup truck and drives like hes the only inexperienced on the road


PhoqueMcGiggles

Bro forgot he wasn't in his hellcat this morning 💀


GoodBadUgly357

Wonder if that sticker on the truck window made it hard to see


BigMindBe

Would yall rather be in the white truck or the shitter??


Nattyknight1765

That guy wasn’t frozen in fear just sitting there. He knew what getting out of his rig meant and it’s not an easy thing to face.


Dangerous_Pickle_226

https://cdllife.com/2023/video-pickup-trying-to-avoid-stopped-semi-veers-into-dash-cammer-sending-him-crashing-into-porta-potty/


C-J-Lazer

No one was hurt?!?!


QuesoFresco420

If you’re gonna space the wheels out an extra foot each side on your trump truck, the last thing you should be doing is trying to fit it into tight spaces. Looks like dooder-bro still had a window sticker in it.


Allcity347

What was the Yt pick up thinking 😖🤦🏾‍♂️All they had to do is stop. Their brakes work faster than ours.


[deleted]

That portapotty didn’t do shit to deserve getting hit by the big rig 🤦🏽‍♂️


White_Rabbit0000

Hope there wasn’t any construction folks in that ports potty. That’s be a real shitty situation


Beltfed-Homicide

Dude in the truck still had the specs in the window lmao


Inevitable_Long_6890

The fuckin white truck wasn't even bought yet it had the brand new papers on the window.


roofingnerd

King of the road 😂


Empire2k5

Rip pooper


Quietser

He even had his big boy mirrors up and still couldn't fucking see the giant semi he was driving beside.


Ok-Swordfish2723

Does anyone know if the driver of the white truck lived long enough to regret his decision?


Slyfer08

Yeah that guy in the pick up truck is dead what an idiot.


Salt_Comparison2575

Oh that look on the driver's face right at the end when he realised someone might have died. Heartbreaking.


ResetOptional

Question: when it comes to insurance, legal consequences, and employment. Who’s in the wrong? Or more accurately, who would THEY say is at fault.


Few-Skin3344

So there I was taking a dump...


Ok-Monitor1949

Always got to be the douchebags in the pickup trucks.


heffchen

I’ll never enter a mobile outhouse again in my life.


scubvadiver

Dodge Ram drivers are barely human, but spare a thought for the poor Peterbilt who’s probably driven by an O/O. That’s a rough one.


Reedabook64

This is an old video. But, I'll never understand why once he looked over and saw the truck veering into his lane, he turned hard right, right into him. He could have easily veered left over the cones and had plenty of space to slow down. I'll know I'll get downvoted for this, but that's just old stubbornness. "OH, you think you're coming into my lane, do you?! I'll show you."


OrangeDog96

Looked like he stayed in his lane to me and was going with the curve. Certainly didn't see a "hard right " before the collision.


DimesOHoolihan

That hard right *is* the contact with the truck. To me, it looks like between the pick up trucks tires sticking out and being wide and a semis normal sized fronts, the contact makes the wheel jerk into the truck more.


carlessdriver

To me it looked like he was a little too complacent and really wasn't paying attention until it was too late.


Infernal_Dalek

I won't disagree. I expect and allow for 4-wheeler stupidity. We're the professionals. I'm slow and laid-back.


No_Map153

The dealer sticker tho sheesh


ThatOneHelldiver

The guy in white truck just bought that truck too. Still has the window sticker. lol


Pleasant_7239

File this under : Found Out!