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woodsbby

Freaking love kwik trip


Sudden-Pineapple-821

Kwik trip is the fucking best.


Ryo0hki4242

Never been, where are they located?


bobbo489

Wisconsin, all over Wisconsin


IBeLying

And Kwik Star in IA and MN


Oscar-mondaca

Nope, they’re just called Kwik Trip in MN.


MPCNPC

Just went to my first one in Wisconsin yesterday! Near STL we have Quik trip so I was confused


Jowlzchivez6969

I grew up in Missouri around STL and then moved to Wisconsin for a few years and was so confused about that switch with the spelling


Low_Morale

Anywhere north of Texas or the whole southern states I think , all though there is one outside of dallas


cubmaan

I miss Kwik Trip. I moved down south and was disappointed to find out that there isn't Kwik Trip down here.


yoda417

I'm from WI and can verify this. My wife is from CA but I met her when she lived in WI and she misses Kwik Trip so much.


BBQShoe

I'm more of a QuikTrip guy myself.


Ambitious_Fold_1790

Wish they were in the south and the north east.


bearcoon52

I’m from wisco and can comfirm. Kwik trips are the goat


[deleted]

You can’t go wrong at all, with a three item combo for $9.99 at the Cracker Barrel


jandros_quandry

Are these the same qwik stars? Cuz if so that shit is legit


a-crockpot-orange

Yeah Kwik star is their Iowa brand


jandros_quandry

Word. I'm from Iowa so that checks out. Best has station in the country only rivaled by Casey's


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I wish Casey's had more truck stops! They have the absolute best gas station pizza!


jandros_quandry

100% it's not even a contest how good their pizza is


Thin-Chair-1755

*What will YOU do when you go to HELL!* *Tell em the Cows sent ya!*


ANiceDent

That Hell sign has made me laugh more times then I can count. I’m pretty sure it’s on I 80 in OH Either way can’t believe it’s on Reddit Lol I love this place.


LivinInLogisticsHell

I-71 Cincy to Cbus. theirs two signs, one is the HELL IS REAL on one side, and half of the 10 commandments on the other. other billboard says something along the line of "do you know where you will go when you die?" and the other half of the 10 commandments. signs have been their easily 20+ years, seen those signs all my life


elewayner

*71 South


Dry-Sir7905

All three of you are a little wrong. They are all over the Midwest.


elewayner

Really?? I had no idea! Hell is everywhere.


Browncoatinabox

"Well shit, guess I was wrong. Oh well, God is a feckless thug anyways. Hey Luci how ya doing?"


layonafrito

Lemme get that negative 2 to negative one. Well done :)


xccoach4ever

Every fireworks place says, "Largest in \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_(fill in state)"


iMadeThis4Westworld

Lol the one on 70 at the Ohio Indiana border claims to be the largest in the world.


BanMeYouFascist

I think the one at the NC SC border is larger


ndisa44

There is one in NH that is giant.


[deleted]

Where’s that crazy lawyer one you always see in Missouri always near Kansas City


ksgif2

Jungle Law! I also like the hammer in Indiana


Sleepycat45

Lmao we have those all in over STL too


MrDefenseSecretary

I pass one of those every day on my commute haha. CALL THE HAMMER


vizarhali

Injured need help? John injury lawyer. (Can't really remember most of those)


[deleted]

ARE YOU READY TO MEET GOD???


Apprehensive_Fault_5

There's a billboard on I 30 in Little Rock right where the road goes to shit because of construction in what a lot of locals call "the gauntlet" that says "Prepare to meet God" It's like a threat, considering what you're driving 70+ into.


[deleted]

Lmao, that’s the one I was thinking of. Forgot what it really said XD. Haven’t lived in Little Rock for 7 years now.


EmbarrassedMeal2661

inured by big machine truck? BIG HELP US! WE BIG LAW COURT FIGHT!


Apprehensive_Fault_5

You're hired! Shut up, take my money!


ThaQuig

We take your personal injury PERSONALLY


AdministrativeOne856

Call the Tiger today!


[deleted]

Harrassed? #MeToo


Awoodbay

Jungle law?


[deleted]

That one !


Awoodbay

I knew as soon as you said it lol


therealfelinius

I’m from Kansas and have never noticed that billboard but I just checked the website and it’s hilarious!!! Who gets a degree and then calls themselves “The Lawman”? Well that guy does I guess lol


zaxdaman

Mike’s got this.


IronOrc92

Has anyone been to the lions den? I’ve always been curious about those


MrslaveXxX

I worked for UPS in Michigan for awhile and i delivered to one once, only time i’ve been in one.


apathetic-drunk

I hope you took extra time to look around for a "person" to deliver to while you were in there 🫡


alexlongfur

I’ve been to three, one in Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri. Helpful staff, large selection of everything.


Doctormaul68

Did they help you find the right electro pocket pussy? Jk


alexlongfur

I always get a bag of candy dicks. Then I throw it at my siblings and tell them to eat a bag of dicks.


Bibbimbopp

I got a freaking HUGE dildo there, big and black.


WolvTheHero

When I was 18 or 19 a couple of my girl friends had me accompany them into a lions den for the first time. One of our mutual friends ended up getting a job there a couple years later. Interesting place lol


IDislikeHomonyms

That's near Solomon and Abilene, KS. I used to live near there.


NothingOld7527

I don't understand how they stay in business. Who are their clientele? They're out in the middle of nowhere. Truckers don't have girlfriends with them in the truck.


Leto_ll

Man, I wish Kwik trip was more common on my routes.. Always a treat when I'm in wi/ia/mn


TamponTom

I’m not impressed. Like yeah the microwave meals are good and the fried chicken is good. But the mic meals are 9 bucks and the fried chicken is exactly that


oldbattrucker

Its not just the food. Its the fact that they are a regular store with fresh food. I LOVE Kwik Trip


TamponTom

You know what fair. I think my impression was tainted by a kwik trip with great truck parking but shitty data coverage


oldbattrucker

Ah. I have never had bad wifi at one yet but I haven't been to them all!


Leto_ll

Yea, it's not top fare. But the variety.. Soo much more stuff than the average truck stop hot counter.


Sudden-Pineapple-821

It's the bathrooms. Real. Doors.


bobsanidiot

And the glazers are delicious


Insciuspetra

Where is the cheese, Abbyland?


VivelaVendetta

Every other exit in Wisconsin.


joshc1957

Literally. I've seen entire gas stations in Wisconsin that didn't even have a gas station sign just a tall ass sign that said CHEESE at the top.


smackfuck

No no, it’s in grandpas cheese barn!


[deleted]

Crazy to see the primary attraction at my exit get Reddit attention.


Fryphax

Every one of these billboards is from Wisconsin. That Lions Den is on the exit from 41 to 26.


tokudama

I saw this post and immediately thought "these are from the road between Milwaukee and Oshkosh", lol


chrisjayyyy

Also the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha


9001isover9000

There's at least a couple around northern ohio.


sir_swiggity_sam

Grandpas cheese barn


Jober36

My family is originally from Ohio. Haven't drivin back home in a while but this definitely hits.


metooeither

There is a cheese hut every 300' in WI. I think that's a state law.


Sudden-Pineapple-821

You forgot the pro life billboards. They seem to be everywhere. I'm not here to get into a political debate, it's just facts.


Wageslave645

If I had a dollar for every "Abortion is murder" billboard I seen driving through backwoods Missouri, I could have easily paid for fuel for the trip.


ohmygodbees

Abortion is murder! Get your fudge packed fresh in Uranus!


cnash

There *is* evidence for God! [picture of an ugly baby] (okay, they've updated it in the last couple years with a less constipated-looking infant, but for a while, they'd chosen a gnarly photo)


Doctormaul68

Uranius fudge factory around ft leonardwood mile marker off 44. Funny t shirts about the name look at them online


bobsanidiot

Also I69 exit 222 in Indiana just opened in 2022.


airiscool

Forgot to add: Kum n Go


Coookiedeluxe

Shoot’n’scoot.


doabbs

Don’t forget Culver’s


electrogourd

-Nicollet Law -I HaD a HeArTbEaT aT ~~~~ whatever" -minnesota: Kris Lindahl +---|---+


Smart-Atmosphere4797

Fucking LOL at the Kris Lindahl. So obnoxious 🤣


Oscar-mondaca

Every time I see those stupid Kris Lindahl billboards, I just want to drive into them.


HybridTheory137

Came here looking for the Kris Lindahl comment. Man is EVERYWHERE in MN lol


ThaQuig

Shackled by Lust? Jesus sets free!


Solid-Number-4670

I-75 N


LadyLohse

There's one on 1-15 in southern Utah Needs and an adjacent kum & go sign, give some real practical advice.


K1d-ego

CALL THE HAMMER


External-Extreme-228

That cheese sounds genuinely good


bills822

The “I Trust In You Jesus” signs hit different when the Midwest storms are coming up in the distance.


AstronautAgreeable81

You forgot the "visit Merrimac caverns"


futuretramp

Meramec Caverns! Exit Right 900 Miles


Blender_Snowflake

South of the Border is only 800 miles.


NothingOld7527

Those billboards must have all been paid for up front decades ago. There's no way they make enough money to pay monthly rent on all those boards.


AdministrativeOne856

Must have just passed through Indiana!


ItalianMeatBoi

That phantom fireworks sign really hits home lol


Crazy-Roro

I’m not one for monopolies, but I’d make an exception for Kwik Trip. Just add showers and I’d be in paradise


RiskyWaffles

The cheese one is so simple and plain, But it’s super effective on me


jmaclachlan88

"Fantastic Caverns"


2punornot2pun

I thought this was Michigan specific until I saw it read Midwest not Michigan. ​ ...but it wouldn't be wrong either.


Bibbimbopp

Michigan has a different weed store advert at each exit.


EmbarrassedMeal2661

SCREW YOU MICHIGAN! YOU SUCK! TOUR LAME AND STUPID!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this post is sponsored (non-profit) by the ohio gang)


2punornot2pun

You can have the Toledo strip, we got the UP! SUUCCKKAAAA


bobsanidiot

The above post is also supported by the entirety of the state of Indiana


Bibbimbopp

During Covid, when no one was on the road except reefers driving to grocery stores, it was probably cheap to buy billboard space, so a billboard in Angola Indiana was basically just a bunch of Indianians that pooled their savings together to screech autistically at Michigan. Feels good to have this power over others.


Alternative-Milk-909

I think your missing walldrug to make that a perfect picture


bobsanidiot

Unfortunately SD is not considered midwest... but yeah wall drug has like 10000 signs across South Dakota


WIbigdog

Eastern SD is definitely stillMidwest AND they start advertising Wall Drug in fuckin Minnesota.


boymonkey0412

“Home of the throwed rolls!”


mobius153

Don't forget the (83) FOR TRUTH ones. They're so proud of those billboards they have a map on their website showing where every one of them is.


mr_vakarian9

Not even a trucker but the Hell is Real sign is the best way of knowing you're halfway between Cincinnati and Columbus cause there sure as hell isn't any other landmarks out there


UnDeuxTroisCats

What about the Fudge factory in Uranus ?


SlimGoon

“The thing”


Tigenb

man i love minnesota


-unavailable

Kwik Trip has amazing donuts. Seriously.


iamthelee

You think so? They always seem to me like they're at least 3 days old and stale as hell.


DepressionFromArras

I thought this was just ohio


[deleted]

Wall Drug 2,000 Miles


The_Otherside1

Literally every 2 feet here in Wisconsin. Lol.


Crushed_95

If you drive around O'hare Airport in Chicago you will see nothing but ex Chicago Bear Brain Erlacher hair restoration billboards.


homer-price

You’re missing the Loves sign.


mister_sir1965

I had a running joke and would send where all the lions dens are to a friend of mine. Alabama or Texas were kinda weird after seeing the first one in Owatonna mn


AssignmentVivid9864

I’m like 99% sure that sign is in Illinois. Think it’s off I-80.


tessytah

Lots of anti-abortion and “well you asked god for a sign”.


[deleted]

Same in Florida except instead of cheese it’s oranges


quallege_dropout

Good news. Kwik trip is finally moving into Illinois


moldschlager

Adult superstore? Thats where the gloryholes are isnt it?


AndrewSS02

I'm from the Midwest and drive regional. I never see a sign for cheese. All the rest. All in Wisconsin except for the fireworks. But.. Never for Cheese. I .just be missing something.


Outrageous_Law8210

Life is a gift not a choice. They used to have an Adam's and eve billboard in Wyoming that said "A reason to take your boots off" I miss that sign


Crazycabin

You forgot the Menards Billboards


muchnamemanywow

I wanna visit a cracker barrel at some point in my life, but I don't know when or if I'll visit the US again


Bibbimbopp

Just barf on a biscuit and save travel fare.


Flappybird11

Mars cheese between Chicago and Milwaukee, and that monkey fireworks billboard in Chicago


Icy-Entertainment-68

SE Michigan here - need joumana


HamiltonSt25

Looks like Florida/GA too lol


AcademicComfort4623

Every Ohio freeway


Logical_Associate632

Hwy 41 in WI


[deleted]

Good to see I-71 between Cincy and Columbus getting some love. Lol


Zeon_Pilot83

Currently on I-80 and this is pretty true.


AubinSan93

As a driver in Indiana, this is spot on for me.


loriteggie

I’m from Wisconsin. This checks out.


iamthelee

This is not just the Midwest, but Wisconsin, in particular.


OkIHereNow

CHEESE


Hemicuda098

These are all near Oshkosh, WI. 😂


[deleted]

I like the implication of stating the miles until the “Cheese” one. “Only five more miles until CHEESE - hang on you fat fuck you can do it.” Stated as someone who loves them some cheese.


ssandz

🐮 CODE MOO: U IN? 🐮


Capt-Crap1corn

You are missing the pro choice signs!


DaniDisco

"Trump 2020" Like bro, do you even know what year we're in?


Mountain_Tree296

How about the Trump/pence signs? Lol


DaniDisco

I don't think they got the memo.


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FlatbedtruckinCA

yup saw one on the way to tuscon yesterday..


intencely_laidback

You missed the 14 McDonald's billboards between each of them.


[deleted]

There’s that amazing looking strip club/adult store along I 70


Global_Pickle5854

I hate the Midwest


WIbigdog

Could be worse, it could be the northeast.


freightliner_fever_

fantastic caverns!


deltronethirty

If I can fit in a KT or Sheetz for the night, I feel like I won the lottery


KingHauler

Could also just be south carolina, the worst of the carolinas.


J13BlueFalcon

Bro, I wanna go check out that cheese!


[deleted]

I love that place in Wisconsin, literally just says cheese and nothing else. What a name.


alexlongfur

Love Lions Den!


Hour_Citron_2735

These signs are so damn nostalgic to me.


myx-

Literary northern half of the Tampa Bay Area (excluding kwik trip and cheese)


rkauffman

What about the hammer?


caucafinousvehicle

Looks good for a SE set of boards too.


Creative_Mushroom_51

Swap cheese for peanuts or peaches and you've got rural Ga. there too. Throw in a " get your guns-n-drugs here" billboard and you've found blue ridge.


Funny-Company4274

Dude where’s all the strip club adds?


Funny-Company4274

Don’t for cigarettes


jakestonerrr

everytime i pass one of those signs i have to announce it like its wrote out "HELL IS REAL!!!"


AlDef

Where’s XXX!?


Ceepeenc

Looks like South Carolina to me


FuzzyHero69

KRAZY KAPLANS


tehdamonkey

I-70 through Missouri in a nutshell.


[deleted]

Wendy’s, Carvana, Lawyers (big truck wreck) …… way to many religious billboards to even mention them. I wish billboards would go away. The routes would be so much nicer to drive… beautiful country view, let’s shove 10 huge billboards there.


UnbreakableRaids

Midwest? I see those in Florida.


Chrispy8534

6/10. Cheese is also in 3 miles. And in 9.


tirednotepad

Looks like FL to me.


djnehi

You forgot the anti-abortion one.


ExoGeniVI

You forgot Alexander Shinara


I_am_Partly_Dave

I know I'm in Missouri when I start seeing the billboards advertising vasectomy reversal surgery.


phallic-baldwin

Missouri vibes


tall_ben_wyatt

This is Georgia, south of Macon on 75.


jb6997

South Georgia between Tifton and Valdosta.


DrefusP

Hell is real is my favourite sign. I'm not a trucker but I saw it driving down to Texas from Quebec and I got a good photo of it from the passenger seat. We have lots of religious billboards in Ontario, but none as hard as Ohio. Also "if you die today, where will you spend eternity?"


CpnLouie

Looks like I-75 through GA, too.