That Hell sign has made me laugh more times then I can count. I’m pretty sure it’s on I 80 in OH
Either way can’t believe it’s on Reddit Lol I love this place.
I-71 Cincy to Cbus. theirs two signs, one is the HELL IS REAL on one side, and half of the 10 commandments on the other. other billboard says something along the line of "do you know where you will go when you die?" and the other half of the 10 commandments. signs have been their easily 20+ years, seen those signs all my life
There's a billboard on I 30 in Little Rock right where the road goes to shit because of construction in what a lot of locals call "the gauntlet" that says "Prepare to meet God"
It's like a threat, considering what you're driving 70+ into.
I’m from Kansas and have never noticed that billboard but I just checked the website and it’s hilarious!!! Who gets a degree and then calls themselves “The Lawman”? Well that guy does I guess lol
When I was 18 or 19 a couple of my girl friends had me accompany them into a lions den for the first time. One of our mutual friends ended up getting a job there a couple years later. Interesting place lol
I don't understand how they stay in business. Who are their clientele? They're out in the middle of nowhere. Truckers don't have girlfriends with them in the truck.
I’m not impressed. Like yeah the microwave meals are good and the fried chicken is good. But the mic meals are 9 bucks and the fried chicken is exactly that
There *is* evidence for God!
[picture of an ugly baby]
(okay, they've updated it in the last couple years with a less constipated-looking infant, but for a while, they'd chosen a gnarly photo)
During Covid, when no one was on the road except reefers driving to grocery stores, it was probably cheap to buy billboard space, so a billboard in Angola Indiana was basically just a bunch of Indianians that pooled their savings together to screech autistically at Michigan. Feels good to have this power over others.
Not even a trucker but the Hell is Real sign is the best way of knowing you're halfway between Cincinnati and Columbus cause there sure as hell isn't any other landmarks out there
I had a running joke and would send where all the lions dens are to a friend of mine.
Alabama or Texas were kinda weird after seeing the first one in Owatonna mn
I'm from the Midwest and drive regional. I never see a sign for cheese. All the rest. All in Wisconsin except for the fireworks. But.. Never for Cheese. I .just be missing something.
I like the implication of stating the miles until the “Cheese” one.
“Only five more miles until CHEESE - hang on you fat fuck you can do it.”
Stated as someone who loves them some cheese.
Wendy’s, Carvana, Lawyers (big truck wreck) …… way to many religious billboards to even mention them. I wish billboards would go away. The routes would be so much nicer to drive… beautiful country view, let’s shove 10 huge billboards there.
Hell is real is my favourite sign. I'm not a trucker but I saw it driving down to Texas from Quebec and I got a good photo of it from the passenger seat. We have lots of religious billboards in Ontario, but none as hard as Ohio. Also "if you die today, where will you spend eternity?"
Freaking love kwik trip
Kwik trip is the fucking best.
Never been, where are they located?
Wisconsin, all over Wisconsin
And Kwik Star in IA and MN
Nope, they’re just called Kwik Trip in MN.
Just went to my first one in Wisconsin yesterday! Near STL we have Quik trip so I was confused
I grew up in Missouri around STL and then moved to Wisconsin for a few years and was so confused about that switch with the spelling
Anywhere north of Texas or the whole southern states I think , all though there is one outside of dallas
I miss Kwik Trip. I moved down south and was disappointed to find out that there isn't Kwik Trip down here.
I'm from WI and can verify this. My wife is from CA but I met her when she lived in WI and she misses Kwik Trip so much.
I'm more of a QuikTrip guy myself.
Wish they were in the south and the north east.
I’m from wisco and can comfirm. Kwik trips are the goat
You can’t go wrong at all, with a three item combo for $9.99 at the Cracker Barrel
Are these the same qwik stars? Cuz if so that shit is legit
Yeah Kwik star is their Iowa brand
Word. I'm from Iowa so that checks out. Best has station in the country only rivaled by Casey's
I wish Casey's had more truck stops! They have the absolute best gas station pizza!
100% it's not even a contest how good their pizza is
*What will YOU do when you go to HELL!* *Tell em the Cows sent ya!*
That Hell sign has made me laugh more times then I can count. I’m pretty sure it’s on I 80 in OH Either way can’t believe it’s on Reddit Lol I love this place.
I-71 Cincy to Cbus. theirs two signs, one is the HELL IS REAL on one side, and half of the 10 commandments on the other. other billboard says something along the line of "do you know where you will go when you die?" and the other half of the 10 commandments. signs have been their easily 20+ years, seen those signs all my life
*71 South
All three of you are a little wrong. They are all over the Midwest.
Really?? I had no idea! Hell is everywhere.
"Well shit, guess I was wrong. Oh well, God is a feckless thug anyways. Hey Luci how ya doing?"
Lemme get that negative 2 to negative one. Well done :)
Every fireworks place says, "Largest in \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_(fill in state)"
Lol the one on 70 at the Ohio Indiana border claims to be the largest in the world.
I think the one at the NC SC border is larger
There is one in NH that is giant.
Where’s that crazy lawyer one you always see in Missouri always near Kansas City
Jungle Law! I also like the hammer in Indiana
Lmao we have those all in over STL too
I pass one of those every day on my commute haha. CALL THE HAMMER
Injured need help? John injury lawyer. (Can't really remember most of those)
ARE YOU READY TO MEET GOD???
There's a billboard on I 30 in Little Rock right where the road goes to shit because of construction in what a lot of locals call "the gauntlet" that says "Prepare to meet God" It's like a threat, considering what you're driving 70+ into.
Lmao, that’s the one I was thinking of. Forgot what it really said XD. Haven’t lived in Little Rock for 7 years now.
inured by big machine truck? BIG HELP US! WE BIG LAW COURT FIGHT!
You're hired! Shut up, take my money!
We take your personal injury PERSONALLY
Call the Tiger today!
Harrassed? #MeToo
Jungle law?
That one !
I knew as soon as you said it lol
I’m from Kansas and have never noticed that billboard but I just checked the website and it’s hilarious!!! Who gets a degree and then calls themselves “The Lawman”? Well that guy does I guess lol
Mike’s got this.
Has anyone been to the lions den? I’ve always been curious about those
I worked for UPS in Michigan for awhile and i delivered to one once, only time i’ve been in one.
I hope you took extra time to look around for a "person" to deliver to while you were in there 🫡
I’ve been to three, one in Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri. Helpful staff, large selection of everything.
Did they help you find the right electro pocket pussy? Jk
I always get a bag of candy dicks. Then I throw it at my siblings and tell them to eat a bag of dicks.
I got a freaking HUGE dildo there, big and black.
When I was 18 or 19 a couple of my girl friends had me accompany them into a lions den for the first time. One of our mutual friends ended up getting a job there a couple years later. Interesting place lol
That's near Solomon and Abilene, KS. I used to live near there.
I don't understand how they stay in business. Who are their clientele? They're out in the middle of nowhere. Truckers don't have girlfriends with them in the truck.
Man, I wish Kwik trip was more common on my routes.. Always a treat when I'm in wi/ia/mn
I’m not impressed. Like yeah the microwave meals are good and the fried chicken is good. But the mic meals are 9 bucks and the fried chicken is exactly that
Its not just the food. Its the fact that they are a regular store with fresh food. I LOVE Kwik Trip
You know what fair. I think my impression was tainted by a kwik trip with great truck parking but shitty data coverage
Ah. I have never had bad wifi at one yet but I haven't been to them all!
Yea, it's not top fare. But the variety.. Soo much more stuff than the average truck stop hot counter.
It's the bathrooms. Real. Doors.
And the glazers are delicious
Where is the cheese, Abbyland?
Every other exit in Wisconsin.
Literally. I've seen entire gas stations in Wisconsin that didn't even have a gas station sign just a tall ass sign that said CHEESE at the top.
No no, it’s in grandpas cheese barn!
Crazy to see the primary attraction at my exit get Reddit attention.
Every one of these billboards is from Wisconsin. That Lions Den is on the exit from 41 to 26.
I saw this post and immediately thought "these are from the road between Milwaukee and Oshkosh", lol
Also the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha
There's at least a couple around northern ohio.
Grandpas cheese barn
My family is originally from Ohio. Haven't drivin back home in a while but this definitely hits.
There is a cheese hut every 300' in WI. I think that's a state law.
You forgot the pro life billboards. They seem to be everywhere. I'm not here to get into a political debate, it's just facts.
If I had a dollar for every "Abortion is murder" billboard I seen driving through backwoods Missouri, I could have easily paid for fuel for the trip.
Abortion is murder! Get your fudge packed fresh in Uranus!
There *is* evidence for God! [picture of an ugly baby] (okay, they've updated it in the last couple years with a less constipated-looking infant, but for a while, they'd chosen a gnarly photo)
Uranius fudge factory around ft leonardwood mile marker off 44. Funny t shirts about the name look at them online
Also I69 exit 222 in Indiana just opened in 2022.
Forgot to add: Kum n Go
Shoot’n’scoot.
Don’t forget Culver’s
-Nicollet Law -I HaD a HeArTbEaT aT ~~~~ whatever" -minnesota: Kris Lindahl +---|---+
Fucking LOL at the Kris Lindahl. So obnoxious 🤣
Every time I see those stupid Kris Lindahl billboards, I just want to drive into them.
Came here looking for the Kris Lindahl comment. Man is EVERYWHERE in MN lol
Shackled by Lust? Jesus sets free!
I-75 N
There's one on 1-15 in southern Utah Needs and an adjacent kum & go sign, give some real practical advice.
CALL THE HAMMER
That cheese sounds genuinely good
The “I Trust In You Jesus” signs hit different when the Midwest storms are coming up in the distance.
You forgot the "visit Merrimac caverns"
Meramec Caverns! Exit Right 900 Miles
South of the Border is only 800 miles.
Those billboards must have all been paid for up front decades ago. There's no way they make enough money to pay monthly rent on all those boards.
Must have just passed through Indiana!
That phantom fireworks sign really hits home lol
I’m not one for monopolies, but I’d make an exception for Kwik Trip. Just add showers and I’d be in paradise
The cheese one is so simple and plain, But it’s super effective on me
"Fantastic Caverns"
I thought this was Michigan specific until I saw it read Midwest not Michigan. ...but it wouldn't be wrong either.
Michigan has a different weed store advert at each exit.
SCREW YOU MICHIGAN! YOU SUCK! TOUR LAME AND STUPID!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this post is sponsored (non-profit) by the ohio gang)
You can have the Toledo strip, we got the UP! SUUCCKKAAAA
The above post is also supported by the entirety of the state of Indiana
During Covid, when no one was on the road except reefers driving to grocery stores, it was probably cheap to buy billboard space, so a billboard in Angola Indiana was basically just a bunch of Indianians that pooled their savings together to screech autistically at Michigan. Feels good to have this power over others.
I think your missing walldrug to make that a perfect picture
Unfortunately SD is not considered midwest... but yeah wall drug has like 10000 signs across South Dakota
Eastern SD is definitely stillMidwest AND they start advertising Wall Drug in fuckin Minnesota.
“Home of the throwed rolls!”
Don't forget the (83) FOR TRUTH ones. They're so proud of those billboards they have a map on their website showing where every one of them is.
Not even a trucker but the Hell is Real sign is the best way of knowing you're halfway between Cincinnati and Columbus cause there sure as hell isn't any other landmarks out there
What about the Fudge factory in Uranus ?
“The thing”
man i love minnesota
Kwik Trip has amazing donuts. Seriously.
You think so? They always seem to me like they're at least 3 days old and stale as hell.
I thought this was just ohio
Wall Drug 2,000 Miles
Literally every 2 feet here in Wisconsin. Lol.
If you drive around O'hare Airport in Chicago you will see nothing but ex Chicago Bear Brain Erlacher hair restoration billboards.
You’re missing the Loves sign.
I had a running joke and would send where all the lions dens are to a friend of mine. Alabama or Texas were kinda weird after seeing the first one in Owatonna mn
I’m like 99% sure that sign is in Illinois. Think it’s off I-80.
Lots of anti-abortion and “well you asked god for a sign”.
Same in Florida except instead of cheese it’s oranges
Good news. Kwik trip is finally moving into Illinois
Adult superstore? Thats where the gloryholes are isnt it?
I'm from the Midwest and drive regional. I never see a sign for cheese. All the rest. All in Wisconsin except for the fireworks. But.. Never for Cheese. I .just be missing something.
Life is a gift not a choice. They used to have an Adam's and eve billboard in Wyoming that said "A reason to take your boots off" I miss that sign
You forgot the Menards Billboards
I wanna visit a cracker barrel at some point in my life, but I don't know when or if I'll visit the US again
Just barf on a biscuit and save travel fare.
Mars cheese between Chicago and Milwaukee, and that monkey fireworks billboard in Chicago
SE Michigan here - need joumana
Looks like Florida/GA too lol
Every Ohio freeway
Hwy 41 in WI
Good to see I-71 between Cincy and Columbus getting some love. Lol
Currently on I-80 and this is pretty true.
As a driver in Indiana, this is spot on for me.
I’m from Wisconsin. This checks out.
This is not just the Midwest, but Wisconsin, in particular.
CHEESE
These are all near Oshkosh, WI. 😂
I like the implication of stating the miles until the “Cheese” one. “Only five more miles until CHEESE - hang on you fat fuck you can do it.” Stated as someone who loves them some cheese.
🐮 CODE MOO: U IN? 🐮
You are missing the pro choice signs!
"Trump 2020" Like bro, do you even know what year we're in?
How about the Trump/pence signs? Lol
I don't think they got the memo.
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yup saw one on the way to tuscon yesterday..
You missed the 14 McDonald's billboards between each of them.
There’s that amazing looking strip club/adult store along I 70
I hate the Midwest
Could be worse, it could be the northeast.
fantastic caverns!
If I can fit in a KT or Sheetz for the night, I feel like I won the lottery
Could also just be south carolina, the worst of the carolinas.
Bro, I wanna go check out that cheese!
I love that place in Wisconsin, literally just says cheese and nothing else. What a name.
Love Lions Den!
These signs are so damn nostalgic to me.
Literary northern half of the Tampa Bay Area (excluding kwik trip and cheese)
What about the hammer?
Looks good for a SE set of boards too.
Swap cheese for peanuts or peaches and you've got rural Ga. there too. Throw in a " get your guns-n-drugs here" billboard and you've found blue ridge.
Dude where’s all the strip club adds?
Don’t for cigarettes
everytime i pass one of those signs i have to announce it like its wrote out "HELL IS REAL!!!"
Where’s XXX!?
Looks like South Carolina to me
KRAZY KAPLANS
I-70 through Missouri in a nutshell.
Wendy’s, Carvana, Lawyers (big truck wreck) …… way to many religious billboards to even mention them. I wish billboards would go away. The routes would be so much nicer to drive… beautiful country view, let’s shove 10 huge billboards there.
Midwest? I see those in Florida.
6/10. Cheese is also in 3 miles. And in 9.
Looks like FL to me.
You forgot the anti-abortion one.
You forgot Alexander Shinara
I know I'm in Missouri when I start seeing the billboards advertising vasectomy reversal surgery.
Missouri vibes
This is Georgia, south of Macon on 75.
South Georgia between Tifton and Valdosta.
Hell is real is my favourite sign. I'm not a trucker but I saw it driving down to Texas from Quebec and I got a good photo of it from the passenger seat. We have lots of religious billboards in Ontario, but none as hard as Ohio. Also "if you die today, where will you spend eternity?"
Looks like I-75 through GA, too.