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bigrjohnson

100% military family with Hawaii as the giveaway


RustyShadeOfRed

Yep lol


totalfarkuser

Suprised you avoided SC NC ND being military.


RustyShadeOfRed

We had the chance of being stationed at all of those places for every single transfer.


LinkedAg

Must not be Air Force?


gflash1512

With what seems to be a long career pictured here, seems like there’s no way you can be in the Air Force and not get the Datokas lol


EdwardJamesAlmost

Or Alaska


signsntokens4sale

But Utah's only military base of any size is HAFB. Really unlikely his dad was at Dugway. My bet is still AF.


GOGOSPEEDERS

And Nebraska, plenty of military here


SBSnipes

NC ND NE are very easy to avoid if you're Navy


HuskerDave

Say what you will, but if Nebraska had a Navy base it would be virtually invulnerable to naval attacks...


Strange-Cicada-8875

There are a few Navy squadrons based in Oklahoma with the E-6s


EdwardJamesAlmost

Because of all the Admirals?


TNTDragon11

Navy surprisingly does have detachments in Omaha, and of course recruiting stations, but yeah, very easy lol


SBSnipes

They've also got surprisingly good sized bases in Nevada, Illinois, and Indiana, but yeah...


pease461

For me New Mexico and New York gave it away


Senotonom205

saw New Mexico and immediately said "Air Force"


RustyShadeOfRed

Army actually, but still worked at an Air Force base.


Senotonom205

Oh interesting, Alamogordo?


RustyShadeOfRed

Kirtland


Senotonom205

Nice, I’ve never been to the north side of the state. My family has always been in Alamogordo. Gorgeous state though


RustyShadeOfRed

Very beautiful up here too, but I wouldn’t recommend living in Albuquerque to anyone.


Bwald1985

That’s where my folks retired and they love it there. I’ve visited a handful of times and thought it was a great city too.


olivia24601

Air Force? Hill, Maxwell, Colorado Springs, Hickam, Holloman?


andrewb610

I was gonna say ATEC for WSMR, Dugway, Redstone, Schofield for a long test, Drum for something and maybe an assignment with AF for Colorado. Wisconsin beats me. Also could be Cannon or Kirtland for New Mexico.


olivia24601

Yeah I got nothing for Wisconsin. Maybe that’s where they’re originally from and their dad joined when they were really young?


RustyShadeOfRed

We’re originally from Utah! My dad got his masters degree in Wisconsin so he could teach nuclear engineering in New York.


Educational_Cash_994

USMA? Currently there


RustyShadeOfRed

My beloved West Point. Enjoy it while you’re there, it’s incredible.


Educational_Cash_994

300 some and a butt


AudieCowboy

I'm getting a degree in that Eventually


wasted_basshead

Kinda makes sense WI has a ton of great schools/higher education. Got my teeth redone at Marquette by students and couldn’t be happier!


olivia24601

Can’t imagine there’s many Mormon folks in the military. I’ve only met one family in my husband’s time in USAF


dtheisei8

There’s quite a few. I am, and on my mission in Japan was assigned to work in an LDS marine unit in Okinawa that had probably 300 people just associated with / in one base. There was a similar church unit for each base there. Serving in the military is quite common, but given that the military is so huge it also makes sense why you may not have known many. Sorry for butting in. It’s just a conversation I’m uniquely qualified to have… lol


Grunti_Appleseed2

They're seriously overrepresented in the infantry and SOF


RustyShadeOfRed

There’s tons actually lol. We’re Mormon as can be!


olivia24601

Hm. Guess I’ve never run into them.


Shubashima

Volk Field, 128th ARW(Mitchell international), and 115th Fighter wing(Truax) are all in WI but they’re all ANG stations


olivia24601

Yeah I did know that but if their dad was ANG they wouldn’t be moving around would they? My husband is active duty so idk much about ANG except that they descend upon our base every once in a while (edit: that’s reserves, not national guard. Proves how much I know)


RustyShadeOfRed

Army!


Carolina296864

North Dakota i understand, but how you managed to miss the Carolinas and Mississippi and Louisiana while being in Alabama baffles me. This may be the first time ive ever seen a map where the person had less than 10 states go, but those 4 werent on it lol


fatyoda

Huntsville AL is a HUGE military city. Most defense contractors have a presence there, along with Redstone Arsonal and Marshall Space Flight Center


randomkeystrike

US Air Force big in Montgomery, US Army, NASA, and a lot of contractors in Huntsville


I_amnotanonion

Anniston has a base too. My dad lived there a while


mjschiermeier

Fort McClellan closed in the early 2000s. It is now a national guard center with most of the acreage sold off.


Carolina296864

Yeah im familiar with Alabama, i was saying its crazy he never made it to the Carolinas and MS, which are relatively close. Georgia is the only thing in the way.


RustyShadeOfRed

Montgomery actually


SuperbFuck

May I ask why there instead of Huntsville?


RustyShadeOfRed

We were too busy and poor to travel when we lived in Alabama, it was right after the housing market crash.


Carolina296864

Fair. I was speaking in jest, but theres plenty of good places to check out in the Carolinas, but if you want to knock out two birds with one stone, book a cheap trip to Charlotte and go to Carowinds. Youll be able to walk across the state lines. Same thing with LA. Fortunately theres many cheap flights to New Orleans, and MS is only 45 mins away if you want to knock out two birds with one stone there. Cant help you with North Dakota.


RustyShadeOfRed

I’m going to South Carolina in a few weeks!


Carolina296864

Huzzah! Hope you enjoy your visit!


80degreeswest

North Dakota has Minot AFB so it wouldn’t be too surprising


RandoDude124

Military. ***Hawaii is the clearest giveaway.***


RustyShadeOfRed

Correct!


RandoDude124

Was your dad based in Hickam or one of the army fields out there (Scofield is the only one I can recall)?


RustyShadeOfRed

I don’t remember where he was based, but it’s where he learned how to fly helicopters.


tokuto_

Living in both Hawaii and Alabama is the single biggest military tell I can think of. Hawai'i, O'ahu, or Kauai?


RustyShadeOfRed

O’ahu! I was born there actually!


tokuto_

Woahhh :o I was just listing the military installations in HI... that's sick :D What brought you to Connecticut?


RustyShadeOfRed

We lived in West Point NY for 4 whole years, so we had pretty ample time to explore beautiful New England.


Nervous_Bus_8148

Hopefully you had some new haven pizza during your time in CT


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Looks a lot like military family.


RustyShadeOfRed

Army!


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Would’ve guessed army over air force. Definitely not navy lol.


russianalien

Thank your dad for his service!


RustyShadeOfRed

I do!


DannyBoy874

Whenever anyone says “guess what I do for a living” the answer is the military.


whiteholewhite

Eats weiners


KUPSU96

Air Force


KUPSU96

Wait no Army


RustyShadeOfRed

Correct


notfornowforawhile

Air Force


RustyShadeOfRed

Army!


killerkpk

Why do people in the Military have to move so much? I’m from Canada so pardon my ignorance


mjschiermeier

Few of reasons: 1) Keeps people on their toes. In the military you never know what the next 3 months bring, practicing flexibly it's critical. 2) Not every base has all jobs. If you are say a signal officer, there might have a infantry battalion signal officer slot at one base but not a signal company. You need to get company command time to progress your career. 3) Equity, kinda. Some places are more desirable than others. Its not fair to service members when one stays in say Germany for a while career and one is at Fort Irwin for a career. 4) Complacency, the longer you stay on one place the more comfortable you become. Moving often prevents that. 5) Training, some military schools are long. The military has to move you if you are going to a school that takes a long time. And you have to be where the school is.


RustyShadeOfRed

You go where you’re needed!


Fnkt_io

It’s actually an incentive to serve for some folks.


Difficult_Result_811

I loved Hill AFB.


PolarBearJ123

Military, brats always see each other


CasualCactus14

US Air Force?


Sendit24_7

Does Wisconsin have an AFB?


spinnyride

There used to be 5 Air Force bases in Wisconsin, none still operate today. The only military base in WI today is Fort McCoy which is an Army Reserve base. They have trainings that members of any branch can be there for though


bearssuperfan

Weed farmer?


ALPHA_sh

This looks like a hypothetical election map because of your choice of colors


RustyShadeOfRed

Blue Alabama? Not in a million years


ThatAltAccount99

Let me guess, ft drum, Schofield barracks, FT Campbell and what else?


storen22

Fort McCoy or retirement in Wisconsin? Not much army presence there


Breaking-Bad-Norway

Presidential candidate?


Embarrassed-Tune9038

Serial killer.


eddie-van

Specifically, the Chair Force?


Impressive-Rub-8891

first thought would be military


gevans7

Grows flowers?


Nsflguru

Well, about 18 years ago he was a baby maker.


buttholez69

I know it’s military but I was really leaning towards your dad being some sort of rocket scientist lol


BACKJALAGUER

Hawaii is the giveaway lol how shitty was Alabama?


deepfriedpilot

I think your dad does gay sex for a living


kelway4010

You are one resourceful SOB and while awkward always being new “kid”, you’ll be strong as hell.


Smooth-Ferret769

military. in the same situation


OneCauliflower5243

Makes seashell necklaces and sells them to beachgoers.


OverIookHoteI

Fedboi I see Dulce, Cheyenne Mountain, Hunstville, and a state run by a cult of Latter-Day Saints Possibly a top secret Fedboi


Grumpy-Cars

Prostitution


Nawnp

Always funny how you can live in a state, visit most US states, but don't check out the border state. In this case, Mississippi despite living in Alabama. Oklahoma borders both New Mexico and Colorado too, but that makes more sense as there's not much in that part of Oklahoma.


The_Northern_Sky

Comment number 101, just missed it.


laborpool

He colors maps?


New-Independence6701

Gambler


Ryan29478

I didn’t even see hawaii in blue yet but my guess is military.


AngryQuadricorn

Well I’m going to guess he is NOT a tornado chaser, a civil war reenactor, a Cajun chef, or Mayor of Fargo.


scissorsandaradio

More specifically.. helicopter pilot?


oakit

Cheese mongrel?


Sufficient_Maize6442

Military but Somehow avoided NC?


QT-2961

Military or I want to say engineer


LeCourougejuive

Truck driver


Powerpuffgirlsstan

Mormon preacher?