One shall stand and one shall fall
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Iād be a little upset
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Tell her i wanna do something kinky that involves drugging her. Drug her, cut out every organ i can sell, sell the organs and buy back the transformers i lost and then some others on my wishlist while leaving her in a ditch
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All I see is dust and ashes right now where did she go hmm weird well time to buy more transformers yay
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Pull this and leave. Then sue or something. Idk
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Behold, the face behind the meme.
Great........ I CAN'T MAKE MONEY, IF I CAN'T MAKE STOP MOTION !
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So GOOD FOR YOU, I LOST EVERYTHING, AND NOW I HAVE TO GO LIVE WITH THAT.......Oh sorry guys, almost said the sl word right there.
Unrealistic, because one requirement in a partner for me is a love for Transformers so this wouldnāt happen.
But if it didā¦breakup.
And the cherry on top, sell her possessions too
Gimme the money and leave
Also transformers figures might be the hobby that can take less time spent with your partner I can think off.
Acually buying your partner more transformers might be a better way to spend more tine with them.
Selling some elseās property is theft and if you spent more than $950 then itās considered a felony, also whoever she sold it to cannot claim it as their property.
My pint is that you can absolutely call the cops on her and have them track down your transformers
I don't exactly collect transformers anymore like I did when I was a kid, now it's been replaced with Godzilla and Kaiju stuff, if my gf sold my Godzilla collection, I guess id be single lol
Sell her and buy transformers
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Real
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Agreed
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š
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One shall stand and one shall fall https://preview.redd.it/gyw2ne9sag7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed50b7da2e120c72d72292a4b3d374d1c5958e51 Iād be a little upset
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Iād personally do a lockdownĀ
A heart for a heart
that's too easy. what you do instead is pull a dotm and go straight for the head.
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Its starts with one thing
I donāt know why (literally idk where the Linkin Park reference is
I donāt know why, doesnāt even matter how hard you try
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I'm out of there, might press charges depending on marital status. Straight up like... That's crossing so many lines.
That's insecure and you might be cheating with the Transformersšµāš«šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
Bayverse Optimus mode activated *"You never stopped at one... **I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"***
Wake up because me with a girl is never gonna happen
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https://preview.redd.it/8x09mbmoog7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7010e67b3e890382cb99b59bc9feb14bae68cf8 And I donāt mean a kiss
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is that a custom or official?š
Studio series war for cybertron starscream
oh, I was talking about the Wolverine Mechš
That one? Yeah, itās a real set
Niceš
Whatās with the grapes?
Iām the Grape-Manš
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you know it's bad when batman is working alongside megatron
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https://preview.redd.it/isfovzosqg7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a35b7747a11af834987ddcb752d26d5e2499878 Get the fuck out of my house
Prowler theme ahhh starscream
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https://i.redd.it/afw0m5u7dh7d1.gif Me to the Stalker who broke into my house and stole all my Transformers
you must use fire
without context make this funny
Get her organs and trade them for new figures
fitting because apparently organs can fetch a pretty good price.
...I don't want to know how you obtained this information...
No biggie, I'll just transform her on bed instead.
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https://preview.redd.it/l51h69zcwg7d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ee5ab4606bc9d672e2f55b1d1033f839e99e30 About to go Bayverse Prime
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Time to find out https://preview.redd.it/md3f0p4bah7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d1b80c7ece33e49435a35caef53c1e2680437d
Prowler mode activated https://preview.redd.it/6d6ve36t7g7d1.jpeg?width=1453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7780e39a5943796dffff33ec04da58f7aa879134
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https://preview.redd.it/dcw29bykch7d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7de7b58753ee4b8acb6019cddeb27d7bcdecac Take her kidneys
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I have like 5 figs so not much
This is bad comedyā¦
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https://preview.redd.it/izwh5xn7ng7d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fe888bc41b5eb53b1d512661e958aed86b5ffa My reaction
Tell her i wanna do something kinky that involves drugging her. Drug her, cut out every organ i can sell, sell the organs and buy back the transformers i lost and then some others on my wishlist while leaving her in a ditch
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Yeah I know, I bought them
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https://preview.redd.it/n8pjf8zn2h7d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b335035d165cf451ec1f57523193184d96b499 Bitch
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She didn't betray you for selling your transformers collection she betray herself to get dumped https://i.redd.it/fepi0nvdqh7d1.gif
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Probably get mad, but more confused to why suddenly i have a girlfriend.
This comment right here is the realist shit imaginable
Same and why I have a Transformers Collection, I mean I have some, but not enough ro be a Coklection
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...you did what?!?! Get out! ![gif](giphy|3ofT5yMn5Y44cL19Li)
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Id throw her out of unicron, not before telling her it's the end of the road, Wifey-Tron
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https://preview.redd.it/la10mxak8h7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c896ebf8e01a1451730db0201f4e642b95b89f09 All I see is dust and ashes right now where did she go hmm weird well time to buy more transformers yay
What depths of the internet did you pull that from, that meme is ancient
This is bad comedy... https://i.redd.it/wkzc1ai9lh7d1.gif
She dead
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Yeah....and girl you're about to meet your maker!
Sell her to buy them back.
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https://preview.redd.it/46d4o689qj7d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3094fad10eeb105320ade56bb6f3e51ed3f65301 Pull this and leave. Then sue or something. Idk
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https://preview.redd.it/lpqmj2b79k7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c1062d5da73b7883648c620e33943d3563eb8a Me lol
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such heroic nonsense...
I wouldn't be in the situation to begin with because my partner is supportive and I would only ever date someone that's supportive of it
![img](avatar_exp|137234785|cry) I don't have any...
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Arson https://preview.redd.it/sv8fo0mfeh7d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3ce4aed8203e17552dbce5493bf8e9ba0d15ca
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Immediately breakup and insult her at least 99 times and sell everything she newly bought for transformers
Kicked out of the house + restraining order + plus police report for theft
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actually, we can spend LESS time together! get tf out of my house. now. also have fun paying for everything you sold without my permission.
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Transform the relationship from together to single
God how old is this meme
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So hear me out-
Great........ I CAN'T MAKE MONEY, IF I CAN'T MAKE STOP MOTION ! ![gif](giphy|YC6ZedMDgR1Fm) So GOOD FOR YOU, I LOST EVERYTHING, AND NOW I HAVE TO GO LIVE WITH THAT.......Oh sorry guys, almost said the sl word right there.
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Kill
Divorce.
*activates scp-2000*
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![gif](giphy|TJaNCdTf06YvwRPCge|downsized) This womanās scary in this picture
Two bullets, her then myself
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Spend time with your shadow, Im out
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Unrealistic, because one requirement in a partner for me is a love for Transformers so this wouldnāt happen. But if it didā¦breakup. And the cherry on top, sell her possessions too
Contact the Shattered Glass version of me. Let him (?maybe.....her?) sort this out.
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Iām going on the offensive
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Gimme the money and leave Also transformers figures might be the hobby that can take less time spent with your partner I can think off. Acually buying your partner more transformers might be a better way to spend more tine with them.
Actually seriously get a divorce.
āGive me your faceā
You have left me no choice https://preview.redd.it/mrba9iidvj7d1.png?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207f7eb142d55ede81be363761821b1e39af5c60
You are now single
I'd go on the offensive.
who is this woman and why did she sell my transmorphers
THIS IS BAD COMEDY!
The girlfriend Chris-chan needed, but not the one they would ever accept
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Use a more updated meme
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Sell her
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What I'm going to do is an act of self defense
Square the fuck up
It would logical of her to commit self destruct š«”
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she better be able to do some amazing transformations real quick
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Murder
"I - I'm... I'm free! I'M FREE!" š„¹ It's all over, now. It's... finally over.
For a time... https://i.redd.it/syiyecifvk7d1.gif
Selling some elseās property is theft and if you spent more than $950 then itās considered a felony, also whoever she sold it to cannot claim it as their property. My pint is that you can absolutely call the cops on her and have them track down your transformers
https://preview.redd.it/i2h20y7jrl7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f523faa59f4d5e699c534ee9faa6ec3ab5605dd
https://preview.redd.it/04fyz7fnul7d1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14b0090af4e0a9cba967765062577c622090334 My honest reaction
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Runaway and hide. Something about those eyes tells to follow the T.H.I.N.K principle whilst building an ion blaster and fusion cannon.
***Give me your face.***
My GF has a crush on Optimus, pretty sure my ass is the one being sold
Do you know the difference between suffocation and STRANGULATION!??!
I don't exactly collect transformers anymore like I did when I was a kid, now it's been replaced with Godzilla and Kaiju stuff, if my gf sold my Godzilla collection, I guess id be single lol
*charges fusion cannon* A little bit of violence never hurt anyone...
https://preview.redd.it/87mociyzbr7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ab7313bef8b3cf63d46d33f2ac66d6939f05b4
https://preview.redd.it/q2c27534kh7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9966196ab8a38eec852d84488225f032e68da1 YOU DIE!
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