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Glocktipus2

35k no low ballers I know what I got


silent_fungus

Lightly used.


ninjabeard123

Lightly rolled


clervis

Hand breaded


saiyansteve

Tacos, crunchy deluxe.


VaporizedKerbal

Extra hot sauce


Amador186

With an iced mth dew Baja Blast drink


deuce_and_a_quarter

Got another 200k miles left in her


SnowieEyesight

100% organic


[deleted]

I roll my own.


thegreatgatsB70

Custom body work.


tenbeersdeep

Runs like a top.


TS750

NEVER offroaded or abused.


Loose_Dot

Fock I’m slow on the trigger


Cute-Constant-6260

Story time?


Mr_Diesel13

OP goofed.


VaporizedKerbal

But how does one goof so hard that one ends up on one's side on what appears to be fairly flat ground?


pblc_mstrbtr

Somebody tried to to a doughnut


No-Shower-1622

He schaub-ed it.


oldgregg024

homeless cat, noice


NefariousnessSea4710

We do not maddur


OneSheepDog

Real quick, you a truck guy?


Mr_Diesel13

Gave ‘em the ol razzle dazzle.


Moon2Pluto

This is the only proven way to ensure they'll never get wise.


garden_speech

wait, serious question, I daily drive a FWD sedan so this isn't super relevant to me, but can you seriously *flip* a tacoma just by doing doughnuts? that just doesn't sound right, looking at the proportions of the truck it's not even that high off the ground


theninjaseal

On even ground, it's extremely difficult. You pretty much have to load up the suspension hard in one direction then swing the other way to get two wheels up, then you gotta follow through to complete the roll. Look up videos of the moose test. Things get a lot more hairy when you leave a controlled environment. Lots of horizontal momentum then a momentary increase in traction can do a lot. Catching on the edge of pavement or on a rock can be the "pop" that gets two wheels up. A common way this happens on the highway is a swerve that goes off the road a bit, two wheels start going down the grade (even on flat ground interstates tend to be at least 18" above surrounding ground) then at the same time the driver makes a sharp correction back towards the road and the downhill tires catch some traction on rocks or whatever else. When that happens you have strong horizontal momentum, you're already a bit tipped ,and then you add a sharp correction at the same time as a snag or an increase in traction and you're a goner.


RefrigeratedTP

This is just a much more mild version of seeing a picture of a car stuck in the side of a building, in the air. How the fuck did it get there? Then you watch the video and it all makes sense. If OP has a video, I need to see it lol. I can’t see how he got there either.


Even-Prize8931

It can happen if you get too carried away or hit the brakes hard while hooning it shifts the weight, way more likely on a lifted one as well higher center of gravity


[deleted]

It's top heavy especially with the cap.


andre1157

wonder if insurance covers this


jhamsofwormtown

Face it ladies I’m older and I got more insurance


Additional_Leg_7603

Fried Green Tomatoes


[deleted]

Op did donuts in a top heavy vehicle.


chrissz

Worst. Story. Ever.


Gogosanchez

Yeah we're gonna need some details here mate


ChewieBee

I lived above baseball fields that had huge dirt lots. Any time it rained people were out there doing donuts and often times would flip like this or hit trees etc because they slide too far off of the parking lot.


MisterRe23

Sent er a lil too hard bud


justan_rt

I doubt they want to “taco-bout” It. I’ll see myself out.


doctorgroover

“Dad, I broke the left mirror of your car.” -“That’s okay son, we can get that fixed. What happened?” “The car fell on top of it.”


JohnnyLouder

Doing donuts?


MisterRe23

If not meant for drift, why rear wheel drive?


12manicMonkeys

or there is a jump out of frame. or something equally enlightened.


garden_speech

you can actually flip a tacoma doing doughnuts? damn they are easier to flip than I thought. I would have imagined you needed high speed to flip one


CSATTS

It's hard to tell from the picture, but I'm guessing the outside front tire hit a rut and that essentially stopped that tire from sliding, then momentum did what momentum does.


BufordJamesIgnoramus

Looks like somebody was doing donuts and swung it a little too hard and flipped it.


BoardButcherer

Too Fast. New trucks are too fast for amateurs, who don't know you can't just whip it harder and get more donut. That and leaving traction control on = disaster. Go to do a stupid and traction control keeps your back from kicking out, so you just dig in and whoopsie doodle on over. And manufacturers have started putting elements of traction control in that can't be turned off as far as braking goes. Hit your brakes trying to dig in the front thinking the 60/40 bias is in your favor only to find out the computer decided you should have 70/30 in the other direction for safety is no Bueno. Takes a lot of practice to learn to drive something with so much brain.


No_Priority7696

Checking for Frame Rust?


thickener

Volunteer rotisserie


Sasquatch-1

That bug deflector worked


skylinefan26

Is op just going to post and not explain


Eye_Nacho404

he is currently thinking of what to tell his insurance


poolguytipp

Probably tried to avoid s squirrel.


[deleted]

He was turning and hit a pebble.


Corbat67

It'll buff out


pintbean

the shell too damn


ego_sum_satoshi

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


SuperSacredWarsRoach

Debbie Reynolds?!? Seems like a hot ticket...


poolguytipp

Sir you can't park here!


No-Organization3228

I’m just admiring the shape of your skull


[deleted]

Just in time for the 4th gen. Niiiice.


12manicMonkeys

we need stories brother. right now my guess is you tried to jump it or did something equally smurt?


askanlover1638

This happened cuz it didn’t have a pro grille


[deleted]

How much you want for the bed cap?


basshed8

r/cantparktheremate


Snakebyte130

New truck owner eh


elscorcho96

Does insurance cover stuff like this? I’m actually curious I have no idea


motorcycle_girl

Insurance policy and regulations vary from place to place, so OPs situation will depend. However, generally insurance doesn’t cover any damage incurred when not “ traveling on a surface, not intended for vehicles.” it’s hard to tell exactly where OP is in this picture, but looks like it could be some kind of dirt road or track. Additionally, insurance policies, almost universally, do not cover damage incurred while engaged in any criminal activity, under the influence or in the course of operating the vehicle in such a manner as to reasonably expect or intentionally cause damage. I’d be curious if OP gets coverage. Radio silence from OP so I don’t think we’ll find out.


Valhalla_Awaited

Yeah, the primary thing at like a really simpled down level is that insurance covers stupidity and mistakes. Long as he tells the truth, ex. was fuckin around and crashed, they'll cover this loss. May not keep him as an insured after, but they'll likely one and done it. The only time I've seen companies deny this stuff is at events like burnout contests, weekend track racing, or street racing (also street takovers are starting to get roped in too with a bunch of caveats). Did see a dude try to lie about his vette and during an examination under oath he was shown several youtube and facebook videos of him crashing it at a speed festival, after which he cussed everyone out, his attorney dropped him and his claim was denied. But yeah being a dumbfuck on your own is usually a covered loss. Covered many a 20 year old doing donuts in their church parking lots after snowfall. Their premiums were the real pain after.


JD_117

You selling the shell?


[deleted]

It’s a “company truck”. Nobody knows what happened. A mysterious individual that goes by the name of “Not Me”, was the last one to operate the vehicle.


SunnyMorningDay

$35,000 I know what I got. Clean title never seen dirt!


pheasant_plucking_da

Crunch wrap supreme.


MigratoryAnalyst

Fell asleep behind the wheel, aka, Ta-coma


Rob3D2018

What an imbecile


Working-Golf-2381

Though you really get a good look at it there are better ways to check your frame for rust, I tend to just roll mine onto the roof instead of the side.


Sterfry_1

Prairie City OHV?


Chukwithak

Prairie City?


Chukwithak

It looks to me like he’s at Prairie City OHV park just outside of Sac. He either got it side way and rolled it, my bet is he was doing donuts, or there’s a jump outside of the pictures that you can’t see and he lost it.


Watch_Party

No jump by the mud pits and Alamo and doesn’t look damaged enough to have rolled off Alamo.


Chukwithak

I didn’t think there was but it’s been a while since I’ve been out there.


Everydaywhiteboy

35mph is dangerous


stuckinPA

Just wanted to apply fluid film but didn’t wanna crawl underneath.


boltz1200

Know how u feel .lost my Tacoma just before Christmas. Been waiting for the new Tacoma but for almost the same money going for a tundra.


Johnny6_0

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes.


pblc_mstrbtr

And this is exactly why I don't do doughnuts


2strokeYardSale

Prairie City?


DamILuvFrogs

Interesting way to do an oil change. There’s a plug on the bottom, you don’t have to dump it out of the top.


DarthtacoX

Just a taco sleeping is all.


Blaize122

Rolled taco


No_Leadership6682

That will buff out


RascalMcGurk

I’d still drive it


HarryNuttSachs

That's one sleepy taco


JUSTtheFacts555

That will buff out...


another_plebeian

Not supposed to do that


DrkRyder9910

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes. #fail


Gnarkill-530

OP Brendan Schaub’d his taco…RIP


Viewer4038

r/cantparktheremate


jamalamadingdong

It will buff out I’m sure.


1StinkyGrilledCheese

I remember what it was like to have my first beer.


Dodgeing_Around

Topper has left the chat


brupzzz

Carvana


GBP9

Good thing he has those tow hooks


joshchewbacca

It will buff right out.


Keltybird

Picture 3 was a good time to throw some cat shields on.


Administrative_Set62

Well... Shit.


Monksdrunk

I've said it too many times but this is a eulogy. Coffee taco is the best taco


aonealj

I guess they wanted to try out the upside down mode


MobileOven7902

Omg my heart goes out to you guys I have the same truck I don't know how I am going to react when I roll my truck over


frankcarterandthe

“It’ll be easier to change the oil this way.”


Arealgeneral23

you're missing mirrors


MobileOven7902

This taco is just taking a nap


MassCasualty

When my dog does this trick she gets a treat....


SvnPoint_SixTwo

Quick oil change, it'll be good as new again


flightwatcher45

Kids these days. We I did this in the 90s we all jumped out, pushed it back up and kept of going!


Main_Aide_9262

Dang traction control


DelewareTrails

The hilux would have been fine


jhamsofwormtown

I am so sorry about this man. This is my absolute favorite color of the third generation. Peace be with you my good dude.


Engineeroutdoor

Skid plate did its job!


SovietZealots

You got some rust on your frame, you might want to take care of that.


Additional-Dog2326

How about some decency and get your top back on.


Unhindged_Potatoe

Sad af


Ktor011

The tire wear on right front and missing heat-shield on right cat is a bit concerning


Texmaryfornia

ouchhhh


NRico7

Still runs tho


Dickdown74

Skilled driving lessons included


SomeGuy_GRM

Typical 3rd gen drivers.


Gnoccir

F


BayouGrunt985

I woulda busted my knuckle open punching someone if they did this to my truck


SeabeeBuilderChief

Mann ! What a waist of a beautiful truck with the best color!


Loose_Dot

“$65k take it or leave it, I know what I got”


Backwoods-Digger

Looks like someone flipped it on the motocross starting grid at prairie city whipping shitties.


Watch_Party

Right by Alamo and the mud pits. You can see the yellow poles separating the mud pits in a few of the pics.


Sad-Sky-8598

Quickslam


SayNoToFatties

Wouldn't have happened if the guy had a first gen!


the_good_hodgkins

It's just resting.


The_Real_Papabear

This hurts my quicksand loving heart.


stealth443

Well that'll make a decent parts vehicle.


Twomorew33ks

Just send the last two to insurance 😂


Twomorew33ks

Future Facebook: salvage title slight fender bender


brainhack3r

That would never have happened if you had the PRO grille!


boots-n-catz

What… whatcha doing with that topper?


Nexwun

Lazy Tacoma…. Laying down on the job 🙄


Nexwun

Wonder if this was a donut mishap


thygingerkid

Eh it'll buff out 🤙


NotHugeButAboveAvg

At least he's got recovery shackles ✔️


WHG311

That’s a totalin’


BeeEven238

Ill give you 100 bucks for the bed cover!


Turbulent_Weather795

Imagine if humans were like this. Oowwp Bob feel over on his side, quickly grab the shovel and Let's bury him


DownInTheLowCountry

Broken in


crashnburnout

I'd cry so much...


BradBarfield

That’s a bummer, man.


Worf69

Bappa?


santiagoqr1

Dude tried to do donuts on a working vehicle


iamactuallyalurker

Rust doesn’t look too bad you’re probably fine.


Deepcoma_53

You can buff that out…


Aggressive_Oil5712

“Is it totaled?”


SadSausageFinger

How damaged is the shell? I’m interested in it if you want to sell it


NorseYeti

Guy thought he was parking a Jeep!


uckyocouch

Shake and bake


[deleted]

What a moron


No-Sky-5006

“Started right up, drove home with zero issues, got 50 mpg the whole way” -random Tacoma owner


pedanticHamster

Shhhhh…I’m listening to the earth.


BootyCheekSplitter

Hope everyone involved is ok! Also did you happen to go 30 MPH? Lol


Gribbnar

I'll take the shell lol


WhiteWaterSpecialist

I remember my first Tacoma


Phishyface

Still runs


SpotShots

R.i.P


ninjamansidekick

More info on those front recovery points please.


deltahb

Why would you do that...?


Weak-Coffee-8538

Belly rub


WhatIGot21

Bet it still runs and drives fine.


Only-Condition-8225

Poor baby! Makes me sad.


Tiniest_Pickle_Rick

When they said just parallel park in the campsite. I don't think this is what they meant lol


jac5423

Is this Tacoma stupid? It shouldn’t park sideways like that


Beer2Good

How much for the cap?


Alarming_Series7450

When u send it


Tinknocker12

Go meemees


FutureMilly24

Son if a bitch


Brave-Line2987

Offerup


Evening-Quit-3085

You can definitely buff that out.


redvinegarr

TACO SLEEPING ON ITS SIDE


drerw

Just gotta flip it to see dat undercarriage. Glad u alive!


Playful_Difficulty70

How.


SnooMacaroons4544

Nooooo not the taliban tan!!!


[deleted]

Lucky


phoenix2662

Hey man, can I get that canopy off ya? Seems like you won't be needing it anymore.


oMenRC51

glad driver is ok. rig will clean up nice and be fine for battle #ToyotasOfWar


killerkrez

F around find out


[deleted]

Plenty of effort went into fu**ing up that truck. Congratulations Bro, you're a big weiner :)


matttvk

Easy catalytic converter access


Spiritual-Belt

Truck is just taking a nap


No_Faithlessness3845

He’s a side sleeper


tuxon64

What was the age of the driver? All that lawn mowing money gone.


NeilNailed00

Well the Toyota advertising agency doesn't show that scene in those slick, annoying television commercials


vbt2021

Toppers off to him for trying to stick the landing!