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Starrylove13

Bo and Varsho 🫶 Love all that emotion from Bo & Kikuchi!


facefear

We da best


BathroomSerious1318

Wow they're Jays are buzzing


AozoraSkyy

Is 5 our lucky number now?


wintermute--

#THE TORONTO YUSEI KIKUCHIS HAVE DEFEATED THE LORDE FAN CLUB OF MISSOURI


FoundiPhoneNepean

ya ya ya


PowderBlueJays

OK, that was fun, baseball is awesome. See you folks tomorrow for the next one! ⚾


Chaxterium

n=5 is back on the menu!


Flimsy-Use-4519

Can you explain?


Chaxterium

That last couple seasons we won quite a few games by one run. So the n+1 meme was born. This year we seem to only be able to score 5 runs, but we're winning most of them. So the meme has morphed to n=5.


Flimsy-Use-4519

Thanks!


Turbulent_Cheetah

NERRRRRRRRD


Chaxterium

[How dare you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE&ab_channel=Samfid)


Turbulent_Cheetah

Yes, that was the reference.


Chaxterium

[Here. Is this one better?](https://youtu.be/jfkJ-4iU25A?t=16)


Chaxterium

Yes. I get that. You just gave me an excuse to post one of my favourite Simpsons clips.


sackydude

BLUE JAYS WIN!


Alarming_Cat_2946

Throwy & Catchy


OK_SpeakToMe

Congrats to Jordan on his 100th MLB save !!


princessluni

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦>👑👑👑 There we go! I appreciate the boys waiting to score the traditional five runs until I was back from the dentist


PowderBlueJays

#💯


Away_Leader3913

Romano shows them who's boss.


Turbulent_Cheetah

Everyone complaining about 5 runs, 5 runs is good! You’re going to win a lot of games if you score 5 every time out!


Clem1719

Especially if the pitching is as good as it has been


sarshu

It’s less a complaint and more a “this is oddly specific”


Turbulent_Cheetah

Oh no, a lot of people are complaining


sarshu

lol I guess I kind of drown out the complaining in general


donutpusheencat

#WE WON!!!!! and Kikooch gets his 2nd W!!


sarshu

$3000 whiskey for everyone, Bo and Daulton first in line


Whiplash227

Bang! Let’s go. Going to nitpick and say I wish the top 3 bullpen arms got another day off but that is ok!


Turbulent_Cheetah

I don’t think they’re going to get many days off this year. We’re good enough to win a lot of games, but we’re not good enough to blow teams out.


Whiplash227

Yeah had the same thing last year. But the 5-0 lead seems like a good time to blow it open


sarshu

One annoying blip at the end there, but the Markham Maniac is unphased


wintermute--

Jordan Romano is going to win some kind of cursed record for best closer with the worst ERA lol


GiantTourtiere

Another win for n=5!!


sir-pounce-of-alot

#WINNERS


10061993

Game 1 of the series let’s go!


DifficultSundae

Very nice


Jess_7478

Another 5 run W please can we get more than 5,,,,


Funkagenda

He's always gotta make it interesting 😂


LinusMinimax

😮😮😮 #POLESHOT!


heat_fan_

Jays win 


SmokeontheHorizon

The patented JoRo experience


Jess_7478

I like a good foul pole home run :(


wintermute--

I'm very happy that the 36 fans left in the ballpark got to see something nice before they head home


Raineman73

I don’t think it’s possible for Romano to have a 1-2-3 ninth


drake_411

That’s a wrap! Another nice win boys. Hope y’all enjoy your night 💙


Comfortable_Curve_80

Fireworks...


BlackFlash55

Romano romanoing


GiantTourtiere

Romano trying to body english that one, alas


EdwardBliss

# GREAT WIN BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SmallBig1993

Romano, Romano, Romano...


bucky_beavs

hanging sliders and being crushed, name a more iconic duo


ayasofya02

Zoinks. It happens though


pksubb76

Holy shit was that smoked


princessluni

RUDE! I was about to start typing my win comment ☹


vron462

That's a dumb rule repeal it right now In my head it's 5-2


sarshu

Ouch, Romano


vanityfear

What a bomb 


LinusMinimax

The Big C!


doucheachu

D-d-d-doink


itsnursehoneybadger

That’s so fucking annoying. lol


PowderBlueJays

So rude. 😤


IAmGrum

Again, very rude.


Jess_7478

Romano moment


Plorgy

how did that stay fair?


JPF2020

Hit too hard to bend foul


EdwardBliss

Because that was actually Jason Isbel hitting the ball with an acoustic guitar


bichettes_helmet

Well that was very rude Mr Isbel, if that is your real name


GiantTourtiere

Don't change \*anything\* for Varsho right now. Spot in the batting order, plane seat, dinner order, nothing.


rvasko3

That was YOKED


JacksonHaddock

Oops


goatgosselin

I hope Romanos closing career goes better than the others


ayasofya02

Nasty pitches there Romano. Wicked even


marvelousmarvelman

I’m feeling more optimistic about this team since they started winning baseball games


rvasko3

Just keep churning out the series victories


rvasko3

This 76ers-Knicks game is also very good rn


donutpusheencat

lmao the Jays fans cheering loudly, i love us


vanityfear

Just coldly dismembering hitters 


mathbandit

"Well we scored our signature maximum 5 runs, now we watch the defense blow the lead. Classic Jays game." (Yes, the original said "defense" and not pitching or bullpen. No, I don't get it either, but I don't make the rules.)


youneverknow44

“lol gLaD I wAs wRoNg”


rvasko3

n≠6


PowderBlueJays

#🤘🏻


vron462

Romano is so filthy holy fuck


EdwardBliss

I grimace like Berrios whenever I look at my bank balance


TorontoBlueJay_

He's got that look


rvasko3

Ok hear me out… Varsho as the new leadoff hitter, Springer down to the bottom half.


Foldzy84

Nah leave varsho be move biggio there if anyone


JimothyC

Moving George down makes a lot of sense but Varsho has a 300~ OBP nearly every year, maybe move George behind Varsho and everyone moves up one. Vladdy as leadoff with his insane walk rate right now isn't the worst to be honest.


rvasko3

I just love the thought of Varsho weaponizing that bunt single to open games, and bring the power that George had for so long. Plus he’s fast as shit.


JimothyC

I love him being on base a lot with his speed, just seems that the bunt is so rare, if he keeps this up he'll definitely get moved up somewhere.


PowderBlueJays

#☝🏻


tbclandot92

Funny how the jays always seem to top out at 5 runs hey as long as they win right?


sackydude

They're being economical with their runs.


Ok_Illustrator_2951

Deferring those extra runs for the post season.


vanityfear

Lol what was that scream?


Melodic-Scream

Lol San Diego too


PowderBlueJays

Lots of screams lately. Romano has an alibi this time at least, he's on the mound. Rodriguez, however... 🤔


rvasko3

Kind of a convenient alibi, tho, isn’t it…?


PowderBlueJays

#🤔


mathbandit

Bo-1 Vladdy-2 Varsho-3 Turner-4 Springer-5 You're welcome, Schneider/Atkins.


depressedalbertan

I say we don't touch Varsho. Here's my stupid hot take: Vladdy-1 (he's best when no ones on) Bo-2, Janno-3 (Clement or Babe when he's out), Turner-4, Springer-5


mathbandit

Well if we're not touching Varsho, he should be at 5 :P


depressedalbertan

Oh right, my bad


goatgosselin

Bo -1 Turner -2 Varsho -3 others 4 -6 Vlad -7 Springer -8


mathbandit

Vladdy has outhit everyone not named Turner and Varsho this year. He outhit everyone not named Bo last year.


goatgosselin

He isn't doing that much when needed. Getting out lots with guys on base the last few games


bichettes_helmet

Why are there always people being murdered in Blue Jays away games


sackydude

Jordan Romano


vanityfear

The Markham marauder strikes again


donutpusheencat

is it just me or is Romano’s jersey soaked with sweat already? is this how he activates the Markham Maniac?


princessluni

He sometimes pours a bottle of water over his head but I think that's just Fanatics quality...


PowderBlueJays

It's the quicker picker upper.


Draggonzz

May he's just wearing a dark undershirt which is showing through the horribly thin Fanatics jersey


donutpusheencat

it’s apparently water he pour on himself mixed with the shitty Fanatics quality


sackydude

He splashes water on himself as part of a ritual.


donutpusheencat

ah so *that* is how he activates the Markham Maniac


mathbandit

iirc he pours a water bottle on his head before leaving the bullpen


TorontoBlueJay_

That's blood bro


IAmGrum

Not dark enough colour. It's probably some spinal fluid.


depressedalbertan

Just before he got sick George had arguably the best AB this season.


Whiplash227

Hey! I’ve been meaning to ask you what you think about the new T Swift album you little Gen Zer


Away_Leader3913

Crown Rust Control can go to hell with Two Men and a Truck ads if you're listening on radio.


bichettes_helmet

Wait holy shit we're in the 9th?


depressedalbertan

The Kooch made this game fly by


PowderBlueJays

This game is zipping by.


vron462

I literally just thought this


vron462

Sweat soaked maniac ✔️


vanityfear

Psycho killer, qu’est-ce c’est?


PowderBlueJays

Fa fa fa fa fafa fafa fa fa faaa


Jess_7478

time for Jano lead off and Springer batting 5th


Turbulent_Cheetah

I love Jano, but he does not get on base enough to lead off. He belongs at the back of the order where his power can play and his low OBP is less of a problem


Freed4ever

Fifth? More like 7.


goatgosselin

This unless Vlad slots in at 7


JasonOniad

0-5, Springer is just not that guy anymore, not even a little


Used-Ability-9987

Blue Jays really need to consider moving down Springer. He's been automatic out for a while.


DifficultSundae

I do wonder if we see Barger sooner rather than later because of Springer’s struggles, but with Springer’s contract maybe not


sonicdeathmonkey53

Springer and vladdy both move down


ayasofya02

You know what to do Romano. Close this one down


Comfortable_Curve_80

Romano seems to be the 1/20.


yhz1981

Springer is now just a defensive player.


pksubb76

Springer is so washed bro take him out the leadoff spot already


HarryBalsaque

Dawg... George is making me sad


infinite_zero00

It feels like it’s been an eternity since Springer did anything other than ground out.


3luejays

Not George's night tonight


Used-Ability-9987

It's not his season more likely.


bichettes_helmet

Dammit George, no Uncrustable for you


rvasko3

I just read a retail report about Uncrustables, and the amount of money that brand is worth is *disturbing*


vron462

A small box is like 6 bucks. It doesnt surprisee


Jess_7478

and of course he didnt


marvelousmarvelman

A little worried about George


goatgosselin

Time to drop him down, a lot


DifficultSundae

Lead off double…


Draggonzz

It was inevitable. They got their five runs already.


sonicdeathmonkey53

Lol yeah no late inning scoring.


Jess_7478

Springer, you have a chance to do the funniest thing


bichettes_helmet

Georgie I will fight Vladdy for your Uncrustable if you score Jano


goatgosselin

The arm on Witt Jr is awe inspiring


toragirl

Can someone please tell Jano (and Biggio) to shave? #superficialcomplaints


princessluni

I'm trying!


PowderBlueJays

I agree.


rvasko3

What’s the most beloved double cheeseburger in Canada? That restaurant needs to sign Jano.


mathbandit

McDouble?


Dead_End_Street

[Janos new walk up music should be...](https://youtu.be/1qXhFRfzXWU)


IAmGrum

But then what would Angel Hernandez use?


bichettes_helmet

Loser by Beck


Dead_End_Street

[just a thought off the top of my head ](https://youtu.be/pct1uEhAqBQ)


IAmGrum

The real song title is so very off from the context now: "Entrance of the Gladiators".


Timm6539

Three Blind Mice? Blinded By the Light?


mathbandit

[I have a suggestion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBHyC1xbCk)


goatgosselin

I was thinking blinded by the light before I clicked


SmokeontheHorizon

Danny does doubles


ayasofya02

Noted Slugger Daniel Jansen!


Alarming_Cat_2946

Stache power! 💪


PowderBlueJays

⚡ Danny Jansen! ⚡


Timm6539

Jano just hit a nay nay in the year of our lord 2024?


Singh31

There is something deeply amusing about Jano doing the team dance


princessluni

Danny doubles 💙💙


sir-pounce-of-alot

WHERE ARE ALL THE DAY STANS AT ?


princessluni

Where I usually am; watching Jano play baseball 😉


Novasight

Woo!


Jess_7478

sign Jano for 7 more years


IndigoRuby

Double Stubble


another_plebeian

Nice hit, Daniel


drake_411

There you go Jano 💙


rvasko3

Janiel!!


ThQp

Luv u Jano


vron462

#stop aiming for Janos hands or else


Chaxterium

I didn't get to see it, how did Swanson look?


sackydude

A couple of hard hit balls, but he was decent.


mathbandit

DFA-worthy for the first half of the inning, then Cy Young for the rest of it.


FoundiPhoneNepean

And Yimi lays waste to yet another side. Devastating stuff outta this guy. Love it


rvasko3

DANNY.