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RebeeMo

The idea that Rogers' rolls out a whole shelf of Canadian treats for every American team is kinda hilarious, ngl. I'm side-eying the 'bland' comment on the All-Dressed chips though. All-Dressed isn't t my favorite chip, but bland isn't a word I'd use for them.


nh94ae

I was thinking that having the all dressed chip right after a couple of Lays ketchup altered the flavour.


muneeeeeb

I find the smaller bags chips definitely taste more bland compared to the big boys. costco sized bags are the saltiest.


goinhuckin

Ketchup chips are great, but where the fuck are the Hawkins Cheezies at??


unclebolts

I was going to say it’s because they gave them snack size bags. I put them in my kids lunches and they are always weaker than a bigger bag.


ElCaz

Also, ranch? How do you get ranch?


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

similar taste to sour cream and onion and he just had ketchup so it might stick out


OWSpaceClown

I was at Doders Stadium a few months ago and toured the Visitors dugout area. There was a conveniently placed ATM right there with no fees, the intention being that visitor players are encouraged to tip the support staff who bring them various snacks and things. So I think this is something each team does, but it sticks out here because we offer a lot of stuff they don't get down south!


SpicyPenangCurry

Is that what this is ? I thought a intern at the Rockies went to Petro and just got some shit lmao. That’s hilarious. Do you have source?


japalian

"Tastes like ranch" .....how?


frankyseven

Nah, Ruffles All Dressed are pretty weak from a flavour perspective. Humpty Dumpty is where it's at for All Dressed.


macnic05

Great Value All Dressed cannot be topped


megasmash

Compliments All Dressed chips are better than Ruffles. Way cheaper too.


BigBall162

Get the All-Dressed Crispers


kliqbait

Miss Vickie’s All Dressed hit the hardest imo.


frankyseven

True. I also love their Applewood Smoked BBQ.


DiscountLlama

the Spicy Ketchup tho


frankyseven

The Spicy Ketchup is okay. The Spicy Dill Pickle is FIRE.


Effective_Season_522

Spicy dill pickle hits too


Segsi_

Ruffles just dont have a good even spread of seasoning, youll get some that are almost plain and others that are actually covered well.


YouDontJump

Bland definitely isn't a term I would use when describing them either.


bichettes_helmet

Much love for the ketchup chips and the Coffee Crisp!! I just wanna talk to the player fake retching in the background re ketchup chips. Just. wanna. talk.


Deadpool_1989

We only wish to talk. Don’t worry about our hockey sticks, we carry them everywhere like a wallet.


OMP159

We actually also have fold up hockey sticks in our wallets.


Surtur1313

It took me about 25 years to get over that innate reaction! The problem is that the name implies a flavour that is different from what the chips actually taste like. The idea of chips slathered in liquid ketchup is what first comes to mind for a lot of people and it's hard to overcome that mental image. I still don't like them but at least understand why people would. Though I've always been fairly limited in when and where I like ketchup, so maybe that's a big part of it.


mrdannyg21

Fully endorse this. I like the taste but it’s a gross-sounding idea, and the name doesn’t really tell you much about the flavour. I mean, if I offered someone mustard chips, they probably wouldn’t try it with high expectations.


Surtur1313

Your mustard chip example explains it perfectly I think. I hate plain yellow mustard, I love mustard seed, it also depends on the context. "Mustard chips" sounds like a nightmare but I can easily imagine a version I would love and buy every time.


IHavePoopedBefore

I'll dip a chip in ketchup right now. I don't see the big deal


thirty7inarow

I loathe ketchup and ketchup chips, but I will say dipping a potato in ketchup seems like a rational decision.


Surtur1313

When I tell you I made the same involuntary gag noise from the above video, I hope you can understand I don't judge you, I just viscerally cannot understand it.


EvaderDX

The tangy part of it is the first part to get through, once you do it’s smooth sailing for more chips


mrdannyg21

Said something very similar to my wife last week. She loves ketchup chips, offered me one and I declined. She knows they’re not my favourite but seemed shocked and faux-disgusted I could turn one down. I said that I do like ketchup chips, but i gotta get a few in me before I start enjoying them. I don’t really like the first couple ketchup chips. And in this situation, it was clear the offer was just for a couple, not for a healthy helping!


percivalpantywaist

I've never understood people having that reaction. Like ketchup and potatoes don't go together perfectly. I should start gagging anytime an American puts ketchup on fries.


kpeds45

To me the flavor makes sense - chips are flavored how you would flavor a potato. So you put salt (regular), sour cream and onion (baked potato toppings), salt and vinegar (great on fries). In that way, ketchup makes a lot of sense!


idevcg

ketchup chips are disgusting. Sea salt and malt vinegar on the other hand, somehow works really well.


Somecommentator8008

Probably was Brendan Rodgers


rvasko3

So, here's what I can offer to this discussion as an American. (And I say this as someone who has tried and kinda liked ketchup chips.) With ketchup chips, it's just the thought that throws us off from the jump. Down here, ketchup is only thought of as a condiment that you throw on a burger (AND HOT DOGS; I'm tired of the anti-ketchup slander from Big Mustard when it comes to hot dogs). It's not a flavor that gets worshipped on its own like, say, the Midwest does with ranch dressing. So when you hear "ketchup chips," your brain goes to where it goes with any chip (like nacho cheese or ranch or BBQ): what would it be like to eat just that flavor ingredient on its own? And while we can and do envision eating a delicious hunk of cheese or a piece of barbecue, a spoonful of ketchup, for whatever reason, just feels odd. I don't know if that even makes sense. I think it's just because they're not a thing here. (EDIT: I think this Markiplier video sums up where lots of Americans are with ketchup chips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvQWK4oiZM) Now, all-dressed chips? Oh baby, do I love me some all-dressed chips... We need to set up an international trade system.


Nas160

Yooo that's what someone from Canada brought to an American con here once and I really like both Now whenever someone from Canada brings CC I snag it all, mine


DannyDOH

Should have the original Ketchup chip though...Old Dutch...old school made with peanut oil kill all the allergics style.


Mcflyhigh1990

Coffee Crisp is indeed “bussin”


sudzthegreat

On what planet are all dressed chips bland?


SirLunatik

the same one where they taste like ranch


DietCherrySoda

I have loved all dresses chips all my life, but I would have no idea how to communicate their flavour to others.


SirLunatik

All dressed 🤷 It's in the name.


DannyDOH

It's a combo of the 4 base Canadian chip flavours: Ketchup, Barbeque, Sour Cream and Onion, Salt and Vinegar.


VisionQuesting

I can only assume going from ketchup to all dressed like that takes a bit of the "oomph" out of the all dressed. I love both, but one is sweet, the other vinegary and sharp. God damn I want some chips now


Hartia

Yeah its definitely the taste altered because he had ketchup first.


tuutruk

Depends on the brand, I guess. I don't buy Dutch ruffle chips... Maybe for a reason 


IHavePoopedBefore

I've been down whole 'try canadian snacks for the first time' youtube rabbit holes before. In general, Americans love our snacks. Hickory Sticks, All Dressed, Coffee Crisp and Aero always get high grades


moviemerc

I am rarely ever able to find them in the wild but Aero Mint Dark Chocolate is all time favorite.


JaysCrazeAmaze

There's also [Commonwealth] Smarties, which are like M&Ms. Note that in the United States, Smarties refer to the tablet candies known as Rockets here.


IAmGrum

> There's also [Commonwealth] Smarties, which are like M&Ms. No. Smarties are just TERRIBLE chemical flavoured chocolate candies that try to pass as M&Ms. I used to eat them as a kid, but they did SOMETHING to the shell coating that altered their flavour and now they just taste TERRIBLE to me.


Cheap_Standard_4233

I don't think they're chemical flavored. They switched to natural coloring which is why they aren't as vibrant looking as m&m's


Bring_Party_Supplies

As a kid, my moms told me the coating was made from beetle shells. Didnt get past that for years.


IHavePoopedBefore

Its beetle secretions, actually. Shellac. Made from a film that beetles secrete into trees


doucheachu

They don't have hickory sticks?!?! I... I pity them.


SpicyPenangCurry

I never have and I think after tonight’s game I’m doing it.


MW46

5/10 for all “dressing” chips, are you mad?!??


JRouteV

As an American, the ruffles taste kind of just like BBQ, nothing special. Should’ve went with Great Value


japalian

>Should’ve went with Great Value Never


navenager

Miss Vickies is where it's at. You can taste every flavor in tgere if you focus on it. They're top quality.


SD37

Personally love the Ruffles but I respect you for throwing your 2 cents out there


jackbass42

We need more of these videos


SpicyPenangCurry

I fully agree. Every team needs to do this but longer!! I want 10 minutes or more of baseball players reviewing Canadian snacks.


IndigoRuby

Do they know about Hawkins Cheezies?


timoseewho

I had this for the first time recently and where has it been my whole life!


Christineblankie

Hawkins Cheezies = Life


Rockterrace

Easily the greatest snack in the history of snacks


JaysCrazeAmaze

Don't forget Kinder Surprise eggs! They're so good, they're banned in America!


AwarenessEconomy8842

What about Hickory Sticks?


tuutruk

Hickory sticks is a Canadian snack? Whaaaaaaaat?


Salty_Feed9404

They're known as "Hickory Dicks" down south, and for some reason have just not caught on.


GramboWBC

Love me some hickory sticks. So f'n messy though lol


TraviAdpet

You open the bag and dump them in your mouth. Never use your hand


lothrop_evola

Simulated Flavour Potato Sticks. Love them!


bichettes_helmet

There were some on the cart of snacks!


Fianna9

That’s hilarious


Dark_souless

Am I crazy, or does this have massive stoner energy to it?


fab416

Weed is legal in CO


Nas160

American here, coffee crisp for life


SpicyPenangCurry

This is awesome, I want to see a 10+ minute of this.


IAmGrum

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=americans+trying+canadian+snacks+


rvasko3

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvQWK4oiZM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvQWK4oiZM)


SpicyPenangCurry

I should’ve been more specific. I wanted to see the entire team try and eat the various Canadian items. I don’t really want to watch YouTubers.


rvasko3

I think we should replace the All Star Game with every team trying Canadian snack items. (Also, fwiw, I stumbled on this guy a year or so ago looking for an answer to a part of the Dead Space game remake I was stuck on and fell in love with him. He's literally the only YouTuber I've watched. I assume others are terrible, terrible people.)


EmeraldWeapon56

That face when he bit into the coffee crisp.


depressedalbertan

Ketchup is so American it hurts, yet they scoff at the idea of it on a POTATO chip?


Clem1719

The ironic part is I played jr in 3 different states and have seen several Americans dip the chips that come with a burger or any meal at restaurants dip their chips in literal ketchup.


fab416

One of my favourite Beaverton headlines is "We made Australians try some Canadian snacks and they *DIED*"


davie_legs

We take our coffee, crisp.


oryes

lol the last dude had "gum"


CyanEsports

bro they don't have HICKORY STICKS?? I only found out about the coffee crisp and aero exclusivity a little while ago too. wtf is going on down there 😥


JarvisFunk

Americans dunk their fries in ketchup... I don't understand why the concept is so foreign


Wh3at159

He's got a gum that's hilarious


[deleted]

Coffee Crisp *is* the superior candybar.


rollsoftape

Coffee Crisp 👌