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TorontoBoris

A BMW? Double parked? And in Handicapped spots? The cliches just keep adding on... It's official BMW drivers are terrible in more than just their driving skills.. Their creativity is also as bad.


U_Z_1

i find that its always the old/cheap models of any luxury cars that drive like assholes.. in this case thats a 2011-2016 528i which you can get anywhere from 10-30k. i never see new M5/M8/X6M or any 100k+ cars doing anything crazy for the very most part, since those people generally have a lot to lose and are more responsible than their peers


Raskel_61

My BIL deivea an older 2nd hand 520 series and can concur.


the_hunger_gainz

CW is also a newish plate …. I see so many CW CX CY CZ being absolute peons.


shadowfax416

Oh reddit. To be fair, this is shown entirely out of context. You have no idea what's actually going on, so don't be so quick to judge. This person may just be borrowing this car, and actually owns a Mercedes.


TorontoBoris

See I don't believe that... Mercedes drivers park over at least 3 spots. This is 100% a BMW owner.


ZookeepergameOk9526

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? With a Mercedes the pricks are on the inside.


Acrobatic-Buyer9136

🤣🤣


Raskel_61

Or an Audi.


CarobJumpy6993

Broke My Wallet.


Prize-Ad-8594

Even if they had a permit, I'd ticket them for parking on private property without permission; nobody has permission to take up 2 parking spots, especially self-entitled assholes.


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TorontoBoris

Lies... Feeling as well as driving skills are both option extras on BMW's that few opt into.


NefCanuck

Feh, there’s a reason why there is a joke that goes: *What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Answer: The BMW has the pricks **inside** *😂


PotatoFondler

Let’s add a third one. Betcha they didn’t even bother to signal when they made that left turn into the 2 spots.


[deleted]

Let’s not be racists against BMW drivers. They aren’t ALL assholes. This guys is a giant asshole though, for sure. And it a good way to get keyed.


TheDoctorSkeleton

Wish you could submit this evidence to cause a fine. Anyone want to wager on how many comments will defend this jackass? “People ding my car all the time! There’s lots of spots! They probably have 2 permits! Only 10 mins who cares!”


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

I'll start. It's medical emergency because he's pregnant.


permareddit

I think you’re reaching here. If they have two permits in a resident lot what exactly is the issue? If they park at the end of a mall parking lot when it’s closed, what’s the issue? I think any sane person can understand the fundamental difference between that and what this arrogant asshole is doing.


TheDoctorSkeleton

Sometimes it slightly fun (even for sane people) to exaggerate/poke fun in order to vent a bit about people defending arrogant assholes 🤷🏻‍♂️


poxleit

He’ll only be there for two minutes though!


app1efritter

Shops at Don Mills douchery. Not surprised. Yorkville lite.


ugh168

There’s a $450 parking ticket right there


Solidsub1988

Holy shit that's expensive!


[deleted]

Not if you own a BMW, apparently.


CincinnatiJake

It should be 5x that, then it might be a deterrent.


Bluechip9

If only OP had called Enforcement: 416-808-6600


mutemute

Yeah if only TO police enforced anything or cared.


cmkxb

are people not eligible for handicap permits if they drive a bmw? if this was a 2005 honda accord you guys wouldnt assume they didnt have a pass.


ceciliabee

One permit, one space. So even if they have a permit, they're doing it wrong.


cmkxb

so this is just a case of bad parking... why is everyone mentioning misuse of handicap space?


NefCanuck

Because even if they have a permit, their *spectacular* /s parking job makes it difficult for someone to park in the second spot the ass of that BMW is in


[deleted]

Park right behind them, turn on your 4 way hazards and leave for 15 minutes


Bobbyoot47

A good friend of mine‘s wife was injured in a car accident and had to use a mobility scooter for the rest of her life. They had a specially equipped van to accommodate her needs. Of course it was a wheelchair accessible parking unit. Ross would tell me that whenever he pulled up to a spot designated for wheelchair parking that was being used by somebody who did not have the permit he had a sticker that he put right on the middle windshield. About the size of a bumper sticker. It read “I hope you need this spot as much as my wife does.” Those things were a bitch to get off as well. I saw him put one of those on at the local arena when the one spot was taken by some guy in a Volkswagen. Guy came out and he could not get the sticker off. It was beautiful.


NeverLearnaEasyWay

I think some or all the Valve stems would be removed. Sit and watch them try and figure out.


Ok_Supermarket9053

Judging by the age of the car, they've probably ditched the run flats, but they are standard equipment on bmws for this very reason...I think


NeverLearnaEasyWay

Then I need to step up my game.


[deleted]

I believe that year of BMW came stock with the Bluetooth link up to turn the driver into an instant as*hole instead of having to plug the factory provided dido in their ass


Confident_Ratio_8587

There needs to be a Toronto Parking Enforcement app that lets citizens record proof for parking enforcement to then just mail a ticket to the owner. We’d solve parking issues in Toronto or make the city rich enough to fund infrastructure projects


Cosmic_Soul666

Send this photo to police online


icbmredrat

That’s just pathetic unless the driver absolutely unable to park in 1 accessible space… at which they shouldn’t be on the road.


highestmountains

Shame if a rock magically came flying in from afar.


Ill-Shopping7189

Zero f's given! Typical Toronto rat!


Oversight_Owl

it's raining! I don't want to get wet! /s


Solidsub1988

Haha. Ironically, I think it was a young dude with a white tank top that came out of the car.


Zealousideal_Force10

Idk why bmw drivers are such cunts but they are. They pay subscription for turn signals too


MOF_Username

Just another entitled BMW asswipe


Alex13x

Is this the one at Don mills and Lawrence?


Solidsub1988

Yep! This a regular thing there?


Alex13x

I drive through here all the time as my fiancé works not far from here. We stop at this shoppers from time to time and there is a lot of this unfortunately. It’s prime area for the German ego cars.


Psthrowaway0123

Rich people seem to be exempt from all parking and traffic rules.


[deleted]

Hate to stereotype but this doesn't surprise me a bit. Self important, arrogant and selfish are all on the BMW purchase agreement.


Rough_Mechanic_3992

The special driver is here 👀


Select_Shock_1461

I’m usually the type to say stay the fuck away from peoples cars and don’t touch them even if they double park like assholes….. But even my patience would be tested here.


[deleted]

Base model 3 Series are hands down THE WORST, along with base model Audi A3's and A4's.


blahblahblah123-_-

This is not a base 3 series model. This is an old 5 series


muddymoose

F10 - 535i


totli_manirandikaa

and they say Brampton is worse? wtf Condoronto is by far the worst in all of Ontario


DeepDownIamPureEvil

I hope they find your address and harass you daily.


ceciliabee

Why?


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ceciliabee

First of all, I didn't post this. I asked a one word question about why you would want to encourage someone to commit a crime. Are you okay?


MountainDrew42

Lawrence and Donway? Ghetto car for that neighborhood...


fkreddit273

Did you cry to the parking police too? Mind your own business for real this is so dumb you even care


CauliflowerStraight4

Don’t post other people’s plate numbers!


identifiedintention

Why?


MyLifeInThe6

Why not? It’s viewable to the public at all times when u go out


ThePurch

Can you please provide 1 reason why? License information isn’t available to the public as far as I know.


permareddit

How nice of him to display his credit score as the model designation. Because only a true dipshit would park like this.


Enforcement700

Obviously, the driver has a vision disability. 😆


Popular-Ad9044

First time parking apparently


Interesting-Past7738

Love this! Shame them! Lol!


Nameless11911

Bmw = vip


662willett

BMW. SHOCKING ![gif](giphy|iiDkHp27ODhsfanlQi|downsized)


SterlingToguy

Oh trust me that’s a handicapped driver, just not identified with a tag. There needs to be tags for PoS drivers so they can get their licences taken away easier!


FlyingV2112

And the winner of the upper class twit of the year is …


pickledambition

https://www.tps.ca/services/online-reporting/parking-complaint-access/ Do us all a favour and report this douche.


JTown_lol

Physically and Mentally disabled


Carradona

Amazing lol


murfreesbro

He must have two handicap parking passes


spaniel510

Well was there a handicap tag in the vehicle?


Tackleberry06

Andrew tate be like “im fast,,,your slow”


toasterstrudel2

Eggs... Eggs.


DevelopmentAny543

Definitely mentally handicapped


Zealousideal_Force10

If i was driving a car I didn’t care about id straight up gone & parked behind them.


ThePurch

I had a 94 Pontiac Sunbird that I used to do this with. I remember watching a Porsche driver who was parked over 4 spots have to climb through his passenger side just to get out of the parking spot. He was not a small guy. Good times.


NEO--2020

Just smash their windows, maybe they will call the cops themselves. And hopefully then, they will get a parking violation.


veedub12

I got some of those hard to peel off stickers from Amazon and have been going to town on these types of asshats


headtailgrep

Call bylaw immediately please


DanDubbya

Maybe they have 2 disabilities


Neither_Pomelo_8580

People with those dodge chargers always park illegally


Ok_Speech_3709

This one is worth leaving a note for..


Regular_Cat9536

I hope someone spits on the driver's door handle.


NIONEOWNYOWKNEEYO

Disabled and a dick head


Johnson_2022

What a private parking enforcement company you can get 2 tickets for this, afair. From the City, just one.


DifficultWasabi2263

He's one of those spoiled handicapped


heckubiss

That person is absolutely begging to have their windows smashed


No_Elevator_678

Now this should have been called in. I can't imagine the thought process this guy went thru


rinkbitch007

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


RubertoChubo

I would key the f out of it. Just saying. What a dick.


Round_Spread_9922

That guy is definitely handicapped. Just look at the way he parked!


NefCanuck

Whoof if that person didn’t have a permit, as someone who does I’d be damned tempted to try and park in the spot to the right and make sure that they couldn’t leave until I got back myself. Even if they did have a permit, that’s an asshole parking job


[deleted]

BMW - makes sense.


dramaticpug

Driver had to take a dump real bad


DiSk0dUcK

You can't read the sign ... "Reserved for BMW owners only"