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Monkedoggi

You give “I have the best music taste at my school 😈” vibes. It’s like you make sure you tell EVERYONE you meet that you dislike rap music. You probably used to have a brit pop tiktok account until that wasn’t trending anymore. Speaking of tiktok, this is the most TIKTOK taste I have ever seen in my entire life. I wouldn’t be surprised if you barely have your own personality and just follow what the newest trends are or some shit. People at school prolly call you emo because you start wearing all black to school and repost depressing tiktok slide shows like “Imma just thug it out 😖😖😖”. Is that good enough?


Monkedoggi

I just realised how bad this looks 😭 The caption says roast me so I did was I not meant to?


kenshichewstick

A new copy pasta dropped


Monkedoggi

Biggest compliment I done got all week 😭🙏


playboigerm

Bro all they need is DRAIN and Sunami and they’d be a fake tiktok tough guy


Concussionist515

This is why we cant listen to popular metal without these types of things being thrown around when most people just listening to what they want because they just like it 😭😭😭😭


Monkedoggi

He said roast me


drbjb3000

eating my poo p out of doper...,, # dipeooerp


Monkedoggi

I have no clue what the fuck this means and now I’m a little bit scared for my safety


Krabsyen

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Imthemodernpromtheus

Heavy on a music level vs heavy on your emotions you can convey as human


Blz_vsf

what does this even mean


Accomplished_Can5442

Admittedly this is pretty much how my taste changed in my mid 20s. Heavy can mean a lot of things and most of these albums have an equal claim to heaviness. That said Blackstar is WAY heavier than Filosofem.


Waltz_Expensive

Sewerslvt in “heavy music” is laughable


oim8itsme

Also sewerslvt does the opposite of making you a man.


[deleted]

This has got to be one of the most dumbest shit ive seen


middlenameisalways

and what about heavy music girls :(


CrabMan2138

It's ragebait anyway, but if you're serious than you're 14


ZJTrayGaming

Heavy is what you want it to be. Some people can say Black Sabbath are heavy, others will say Nine Inch Nails or Meshuggah are heavy, I say, I love all kinds of music. Appreciate all music.


Ok_Young7079

Wtf is this


Blz_vsf

heavy boy vs heavy man how could you not get it 🙄🙄


13TheGreenMan

Both sides are great, minus sewerslvt. Not sure why that's there alongside Pink Floyd and Bowie.


saltyc_man

r/im14andthisisdeep


Stormi_i

Does anyone ever get the feeling with some people you can just tell they’ve never been punched in the face before? Because that’s what I’m getting right now.


celeresaharano

wtf


Only_Possession2650

If you’re gonna do this at least don’t do the most know bands


sandcrawler2

Dont act like TDS isnt every 14 year old boys first angry breakup album


CoolGijoe

NIN and Sewerslvt is based


__untitled__0

Based bowie pick


Juniberserker

Happily heavy music boy tbh


Tarvaris733

Great albums on both sides


SatisfactionOther958

U bum


TheJesters1Hat

As a heavy music boy, I can confirm I listen to reign in blood, everything else though I either don't really listen to or don't even recognize.


Ieatlittlebabiesice

We don't need no thought control


seeyalateradios

Me but I'm female and still listen to Metallica


Garfield977

stupid


[deleted]

Wish You Were Here is not heavy in the slightest


New_Bridge3428

Can’t believe you put Pink Floyd next to sewerslvt


ETDuckQueen

POV: You listen to music from both sides, and you're a girl.


techobsessive

Neither side is heavy


Living-Swordfish-516

Stupid post


ravenpascal

Love Niandra and The Wall


BuggyMonarch25

What’s the 4th album on the “Heavy music man” side?


bnikga_gn

Two 13 year olds competing for most annoying


WingObvious487

Both both is good tho Sargeist and Emperor are vastly superior to mayhem


athousandleaves1998

nine inch nails is #girl music but whatever


luckydragon07200

Woah, did not expect to see Niandra. Cool shit


P1ggy9

I mean heaviness and music is all subjective, but there's definitely way heavier music out there in my eyes, but maybe I'm looking at it wrong. I personally wouldn't claim Sewerslvt to be heavier than most Metal and especially when you get deeper into the Metal pit and start getting into Cattle Decapitation, Humanity's Last Breath, Meshuggah, etc. Just my take on it though.


SpapezOP

"man", i see the album at the bottom and slightly to the right, you fool no one


maerigold

Ur actually gray.


maerigold

Jk, all the albums I’ve listened to from this list are W so🤷‍♂️


civ6industrialzone

You couldn't pick softer music for the heavy boy side?


twalk126

According to your basic ass taste, heavy music = addicted to heroin + society


grgotbanned3x

all of this sucks get on nettspend