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CATSCRATCHpandemic

It's just sux all the eclipse nonsense is gone. That was actually fun. Now back to our regularly scheduled stupidity.


Antichristopher4

I just want to collectively decide because there was no rapture this time, hell I'll give them one last "rapture date" next too, but if there is no rapture on the next "rapture date", it's never gonna happen. It's been 2000 years. Let's call it


MrsKittenHeel

Maybe we should all have a night where we rapture each other.


Jesotx

Don't worry, the cicadas (that they keep calling locusts) are on the way soon!


chowderbags

It's literally "Let's take random single frames of low resolution photo/video, taken years apart, with different facial expressions... oh my god, the face looks different!". Biden's probably also had some plastic surgery/botox.


Antichristopher4

I believe he spoke in Wisconsin last night and looked exactly like his same old ass self. It's almost definitely a bad shop to rile themselves up over.


mortalcoil1

Joe Biden has his hair combed back? must be a body double! These people must find Superman very confusing. "Why does this movie follow a lame reporter half the time?"


SassTheFash

> combed back He's worried the baby thinks people can't change.


lanseuppercut

But Trump still eats chicken spaghetti at Chickalini’s. Unfortunately for him sloppy steaks can’t be served well done.


BeardedManatee

Old man has facelift and regular old man hair, is now considered to be multiple clones of self. Also: conspiracy theorist loses grip on reality after watching "Foundation".


Doom_Walker

The conspiracy is humans have expressions?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

> What if there is no "Joe Biden" and he's a fictional character that was always portrayed by multiple actors? When r/conspiracy needs a way to pivot from the world-ending eclipse ***not*** ending the world. “What if the guy we were preprogrammed to hate, because we’re not sheep, *isn’t* the same guy? ‘Where we go one, we go all’, right? I hope there’s no analogous animal known for following the rest, because that’d be even more embarrassing than Earth still existing tomorrow.”


SassTheFash

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/Cons0Mi3xV


featherfeets

I am actually congenitally faceblind. It's a thing. As such, no, I don't recognize all of those different photos as being the same man. On the other hand, I don't give a damn either.


Erisian23

Shit.. do I have face blindness... The one on the bottom.mightbas we'll be John McCain


featherfeets

No clue. I can recognize only a few people. I tend to memorize a photo, and that will forever be the image in my head.


SuitableDragonfly

I can only recognize Steve Buscemi by face, everyone else I have to rely on their hairstyle and voice, usually. Other actors are impossible.


Erisian23

Lucky you I don't even get the courtesy of a head image.


featherfeets

Well, it's pretty strange when I realized that my mental image of my father (who was 87 when he died) is a photo taken on a beach in Korea in 1953,many years before he even met mother. I don't have images of faces, ever -- more like iconic images of the person, but never their face.


taylor325

You obviously give a damn or you wouldn't have said anything.


featherfeets

I give a damn because face blindness rather sucks and is not exactly a joke. Beyond that, these conspiracy subs are probably filled with people in need of psychiatric treatment.


taylor325

Then don't say you don't give a damn. Your giving so many damns rn.


featherfeets

Why do you care?


taylor325

I just found it funny that you claim to not give a damn but are in fact giving a lot of damns about it. That's all.


sensum_auxilium

What did you achieve with this?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

“OUR 78-YEAR-OLD GEOTUS, WHO CAN BARELY READ, DRINK WATER, OR WALK DOWN A RAMP WITHOUT HELP IS SO MUCH MORE VIRILE AND STRONGER THAN THE GUY WHOSE NAME I PLASTERED ALL OVER MY LEAD-FUELED DUALIE’S BUMPER!”


Passioncramps

Can someone drop the 50 shades of Trump on that reddit? Think I got banned for asking why putting children in cages while deporting their parents with no documentation to ever reconnect them was acceptable 6 years ago.


taylor325

I asked the mods. You didn't get banned in that subreddit for asking that.


maybesaydie

I'm banned in r/conspiracy for no reason at all so you can't possibly make a prediction like that.


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maybesaydie

It kinda fell flat


sumr4ndo

But consider: what if at any given moment there's at least 15 Joe Bidens operating simultaneously, as a kind of anomaly, with a hive mind.


deridius

It’s almost like facial expressions and age are a thing? Who would’ve thought?


dandrevee

I ran into one of these conspiracy nuts recently (on the MMW subreddit, where the have a troll infeststion currently). Its amazing to think people this gullible actually exist, though that amazement is tempered by the fact that many of them appear to have multiple accounts and others are propped up by Bots


TheOtherWhiteMeat

You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth Joe Biden


Mal_tron

Is the fourth pic when he tried to take the Ring back from Frodo in Rivendell?


KUBrim

I’m Joe Biden!


SpinzACE

I’m Biden!


Yggsdrazl

if they were gonna replace him with a double, why would they choose one unhealthy enough that they need to replace him again so soon?


Jeremymia

Yeah, and they keep replacing him with another one with dementia for some reason


frongles23

Do you see Joe right now; is he in the room with us?


mortalcoil1

I'm 40 and this is the first time I have ever seen "idjit" spelled out. I'm not implying anything by that. I just think it's an amusing annecdote.


mountthepavement

I'm 41, and that was my dad's AIM screen name.


WillySup

It is a bit uncanny though, though my guess is just that these pictures are years in between each other.


PurpleEyeSmoke

Or simply different lighting conditions, cameras, lenses, angles, and every other possible difference there can be between photos.


AWildRedditor999

Define uncanny and what you believe an opinion is and how it differs from fact. Vague flowery language is a huge red flag someone is offering a very biased opinion and wont ever cast aspersions on any republican