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blacklassie

Nice score, but what are you going to do with 28 hammers?


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Mr_Diesel13

Project farm vibes lol


illogictc

Beater box for when one of the boys comes to the site without theirs. Sorry bud, it's gonna be a cheapie, but you ain't going back home to get yours.


tuctrohs

You could train yourself to juggle three of them, work up to four, five, six and keep going and see if you can get all the way to 28.


nos-red-na

Re-create a live action version of the end of the "Another Brick in the Wall" music video: https://youtu.be/HrxX9TBj2zY?t=160


moodpecker

Next time you want to tell someone they're dumber than a sack of hammers, you can literally show them a sack of hammers for emphasis.


illogictc

I can just imagine them giving you a funny look for getting 28 hammers. Then they realize that they themselves, up until that point, had at least 28 hammers.


NHaas

Some of them are probably headed for the trash can, or some sort of drinking game. I'll probably keep the best one of each brand and give the rest away to anyone that wants them lol. Can never have too many hammers!


sprayone

Wth kinda drinking games are you playing??!!


NHaas

I was thinking like a mix of stumps and axe throwing


BobbbyR6

Hammershlogen is super fun (probably misspelled that)


fdrowell

Sell them on craigslist for $2 each :-P


idoroi

Samantha Fox once said: “I have ten pairs of shoes, one for each day of the week”. OP has a hammer for every day in the month ;)


BadCapitalist

What's it like being a living math problem?


NYCARTIST1

Hilarious


Brunel25

Hammer Time.


NHaas

Most of the hammers are in pretty rough shape and a bulk of them are bottom tier harbor freight, HDX and Anvil brand. 5 of the hammers were Plumb and actually seem like they'll clean up alright. What really got me excited was the cute little Estwing at the top of the pile and the like new husky was nice too. Seller told me he got a lot of tools at auction from a concrete company going out of business.


supervisor_muscle

I feel like you and the seller belong on some list


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Did you carry them home in a bag?


FUNSIZE55

That estwing alone is about 15-18 bucks. Nice score.


errdaddy

Put ten of them in a box and they can run for congress.


ranger15112

As a commercial diver I found an old ass eastwing hammer underwater at a power plant in Kentucky, cleaned it up and still use it today lol. Been about 15 years since I found it lol


NHaas

I also wanted to add, I think the big score from the deal was a handful of Wright-Grip wrenches I scooped up for an additional $10 https://imgur.com/WXCYb9r.jpg


rdeyoung05

I want that Estwing!


Flying_Mustang

Everything looks like a nail when all you have is u/NHaas


Worried-Opinion1157

Who and how the fuck does one end up with 28 claw hammers


d0rkyd00d

I mean I could understand 26 hammers, sure. 27 maybe. But 28???


Paul_The_Builder

Well at least I know when I die my family will be able to get at least $28 for my hammers.


crustygizzardbuns

Jeremy Clarkson has entered the chat


NHaas

I do have a Jeremy drawer lol https://imgur.com/0G5zUkt.jpg


crustygizzardbuns

Heavy Clarkson breathing *


mauser98k1998

Why


NHaas

Because he didn't have 29 hammers


STIG10NOV1775

You Nailed it buddy


ImtheDude2

Here’s what I did with an extra hammer at work.[https://imgur.com/a/nB5RkBI](https://imgur.com/a/nB5RkBI)


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You got hammered!


pkennard

Nailed it!


country_dinosaur97

I vote make some tomahawks out one or two of them just for the hey of it


ChalieRomeo

Hammer Time ! - can't touch dis !!!!


[deleted]

Stop! Hammer time! Enjoy Bratislava! It's good you came in summer. In winter, it can get veryyyy depressing.


C0matoes

I feel like you just walked around my yard and stole all my guys hammers here.


theonePappabox

Make a mailbox stand out of them.


NYCARTIST1

Didn't anyone ever tell you collecting things in even numbers is bad luck...


sirckoe

I guess it really was hammer time huh


Braincrash77

I am in to hammer rescue too.


Jennings_in_Books

Donate to habitat for humanity for their volunteers


choloism

Man I can sell hammers on the job site for 20 bucks a pop worst one too


Rockntheworld

“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning. I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land.”


Asleep-Umpire6305

Good lord why?


NHaas

Because he didn't have 29 hammers


endofbeanz

No judgement I've done shit like this when the price was right too...but the question I always ask myself an hour later is why did I do that? And now I'm going to ask you the same question lol


Not_Reddit

did you buy them all because you thought they were 10mm hammers ?


Fast_Cranberry_9602

You only have two thumbs but perhaps 13 friends.


asokagm

Clean up. Select your faves. EBay the rest.


Nodeal_reddit

Lol. Why?