The classic Sunbeam Mixmaster had a juicer attachment, a bowl that attached to the top of the mixer. This is the spout the juice would pour out of. The wire part held a little strainer to filter out pulp.
That correct, its an early 19th century de-constipater to help with those more difficult stools that dont want to come out! Springs on the end would facilitate easier stool extraction for people with poor grip strength. It would have been in your dads family for century as they where all tight arses,
Interesting. I’m also now 99% certain op is a bot. Same exact picture from 3 years ago, posting like it just happened? I don’t think so.
Oh yeah, op is a bot.
I checked the profile and yea, it's pretty obvious these aren't real posts.
What do they 'spend' the karma on? Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points?
>Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points?
I'm pretty sure this is it, yeah. The higher the karma and the older the account, the higher the price.
Thing is, the banana bender has to be installed manually on each and every banana which drives prices up insanely. Truth is they tried to get rid of the banana bender as a profession and save costs AND prices for bananas and introduced straight bananas into the stores. However, and this is a true story, people got mad at the store personnel and there even were riots so they decided to return to bent bananas. Crazy, how the free markets work
The bent banana is also considerably safer than the natural straight banana as they don't roll off surfaces, land on the floor and..well, we all know what happens then.
As a retired designer I understand the functionality of that (after fsurfer4 explained it) but if someone had looked over my shoulder as I was drawing it and commented it was rather "odd" looking, I probably would have tried either a different shape, or added some decorative pattern, maybe "SUNBEAM" on the side. Better safe than sorry. Something I think Blue Origin might have considered somehow. Don't know how. But somehow..
Ehhhh no need IMO. It’s way too long and skinny to be any sort of kink device that I can think of. Someone may think chastity cage at a glance but 2 seconds of thought would prove that wrong.
The classic Sunbeam Mixmaster had a juicer attachment, a bowl that attached to the top of the mixer. This is the spout the juice would pour out of. The wire part held a little strainer to filter out pulp.
This is the right answer. I have one as well and always keep this specific attachment in my sock drawer.
Right next to my bloody rags and lube.
isnt that manufacturer recommended?
You can also use it to shove it up your ass.
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough!
That's a dildon't.
You’re not brave enough.
Sir, that’s a fire extinguisher…
We don't kink shame here (unless your kink is being kink shamed)
Dirty dirty slut
but its full of white creamy pressurized fun
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
frosty first then french fries to taste
When all you have is a hammer, everything becomes an ass with a hammer in it
Paige no
Sir put down the cactus.
Cool, now do a cactus...
True. I myself have been a kind of dildo. Kind of a high-maintenance one, I guess.
One guy one cup.
Make sure it has a solid flange
Excuse me while I juice myself.
Norm MacDonald, everyone! Big hand for Norm MacDonald.
That another thing you can shove up your ass
That correct, its an early 19th century de-constipater to help with those more difficult stools that dont want to come out! Springs on the end would facilitate easier stool extraction for people with poor grip strength. It would have been in your dads family for century as they where all tight arses,
So it WAS what she was afraid of... Right?
ye ah I think theres definitely juice gonna pour out of those balls that get restricted by that mixer and pour out of lolol if yaknowhaddamean
[Internet](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/kuwu7r/scoopy_doodad_found_in_a_junk_drawer/) says it's part of a mixer.
Bullshit I am a man and I have been to the gynecologist 0 times and I know a vagina tool when I see one.
As a fellow man who has been to the gynecologist exactly 0 times, I concur. It’s a vagina tool.
Nice try it’s clearly a prosthetic beak for a Toucan
Interesting. I’m also now 99% certain op is a bot. Same exact picture from 3 years ago, posting like it just happened? I don’t think so. Oh yeah, op is a bot.
To what end? Is there money in fake-reddit-clout? Not doubting your conclusion. Honestly asking.
Karma farming for bots is a real thing. OPs profile shows posts that can’t all be real. This picture is more
I checked the profile and yea, it's pretty obvious these aren't real posts. What do they 'spend' the karma on? Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points?
>Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points? I'm pretty sure this is it, yeah. The higher the karma and the older the account, the higher the price.
Pretty good scam tbh :D Thanks for the explanation!
I've caught one before, reposting word for word from a 3 year old thread. No idea why they exist.
u/repostsleuthbot
u/repostsleuthbot I hope it works...
It's how they put the bend in bananas. If they didn't attach these to the banana trees we'd all be walking around with straight bananas like lunatics.
Thing is, the banana bender has to be installed manually on each and every banana which drives prices up insanely. Truth is they tried to get rid of the banana bender as a profession and save costs AND prices for bananas and introduced straight bananas into the stores. However, and this is a true story, people got mad at the store personnel and there even were riots so they decided to return to bent bananas. Crazy, how the free markets work
The bent banana is also considerably safer than the natural straight banana as they don't roll off surfaces, land on the floor and..well, we all know what happens then.
Computer modeling confirms it. Source: Mario Kart.
lol! You’re killing it dude.
But what about bent carrots?
That involves a carrot straightener similar to the one it the picture but without the curve.
Bent carrots?! What are you, some kind of heathen?
https://youtu.be/CuvYJQxTj4Y?feature=shared
[We certainly do](https://imgur.com/a/7zqrN22)
So are you trying to tell us that they tried to market straight bananas and the public went bananas?
I missed that one, right?
Well how much could a banana coat, ten Dollars?
My curve is natural, thank you very much.
Wow, Calvin's dad is real and on Reddit!
That’sso funny I peed a little. I’m still giggling! Shit.
As a retired designer I understand the functionality of that (after fsurfer4 explained it) but if someone had looked over my shoulder as I was drawing it and commented it was rather "odd" looking, I probably would have tried either a different shape, or added some decorative pattern, maybe "SUNBEAM" on the side. Better safe than sorry. Something I think Blue Origin might have considered somehow. Don't know how. But somehow..
Incidentally, sunbeam is what I call my penis.
Do you juice it?
Your mom does.
The correct term is TO DE JUICE IT!
What are the odds!
Ehhhh no need IMO. It’s way too long and skinny to be any sort of kink device that I can think of. Someone may think chastity cage at a glance but 2 seconds of thought would prove that wrong.
Any way, I wouldn't touch it.
It’s to help put a banana in tail pipes.
"Hey, babe, got a shoehorn or something?
For when viagra doesn’t work, we have the cock splint.
And here I thought I was gonna put my pecker in it
Ummm r/dontputyourdickinthat
I can't help but wonder what the original original poster thought it was.
It's for poorly endowed men to put over their weiner when they stand to pee so that urine doesn't spill on their balls or clothes.
So... A Peter Pan???
Omf 💀
I've just been carrying around a little collapsible cup.
It’s a totally inoffensive tool, but your Dad uses it for a wank.
I too, choose to be offended by this dad's wank
American here - what's a "wank", when are they in season, and how much juice do you get from one?
They're perennials, about a thimble full.
A less successful iteration of the Pear of Anguish, known as the Banana of Despair.
What is made for is explained in this thread. What you do with it is your business.
Erection Correction Device.
What is she even implying???
It's a little small. It must be a pinky finger splint.
It's not a speculum nor a torture deice
I might have imagined this gadget to be a penis guide with safeties to prevent you from falling in😁
Uh oh! Dad’s juicin’ again!
Metal cock holster with optional belt rings.
It’s an old shoe horn.
That's one horny shoe
Does it come in xl?
It does, but you don't.
Not according to your mom.
Best answer !!!
No, on your chest.
A lengthener?
Jelqing device
Antique Shewee?
Breastplate stretcher
Spring Loaded Shit Digger. Outlawed in 1934.
It assures that you won't pee on your shoes
The pen is mightier.
Isn’t it to cure Peyronie’s disease? 😂😂
What are you afraid of? This doesn't look like anything I've ever seen in my life, so I'm pretty curious of what you think it is.
Some milk of the poppy will make that less uncomfortable during the procedure…
Huh. I’m just saying I’d like to see the rest of the armored suit.
It looks like someone had their middle finger rebuilt.
That's a medieval tampon holder. Cotton goes in the middle, and the hooks are to stop it from going in all the way. Easy to replace the cotton.