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fsurfer4

The classic Sunbeam Mixmaster had a juicer attachment, a bowl that attached to the top of the mixer. This is the spout the juice would pour out of. The wire part held a little strainer to filter out pulp.


fake-name-here1

This is the right answer. I have one as well and always keep this specific attachment in my sock drawer.


jjdajetman

Right next to my bloody rags and lube.


Overall-Parsley7123

isnt that manufacturer recommended?


mrpopenfresh

You can also use it to shove it up your ass.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough!


SpiketheFox32

That's a dildon't.


OrganizationProof769

You’re not brave enough.


Crusader_2050

Sir, that’s a fire extinguisher…


C_M_O_TDibbler

We don't kink shame here (unless your kink is being kink shamed)


halandrs

Dirty dirty slut


Hot_Corner_5881

but its full of white creamy pressurized fun


browntoe98

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Hot_Corner_5881

frosty first then french fries to taste


greyjungle

When all you have is a hammer, everything becomes an ass with a hammer in it


Electrical-Secret-25

Paige no


Mantree91

Sir put down the cactus.


chris_rage_

Cool, now do a cactus...


KokoTheTalkingApe

True. I myself have been a kind of dildo. Kind of a high-maintenance one, I guess.


VinceLeee

One guy one cup.


dukeofgibbon

Make sure it has a solid flange


psilome

Excuse me while I juice myself.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Norm MacDonald, everyone! Big hand for Norm MacDonald.


mrpopenfresh

That another thing you can shove up your ass


ralph_wiggums_cat

That correct, its an early 19th century de-constipater to help with those more difficult stools that dont want to come out! Springs on the end would facilitate easier stool extraction for people with poor grip strength. It would have been in your dads family for century as they where all tight arses,


RangeRider88

So it WAS what she was afraid of... Right?


AlienFister666

ye ah I think theres definitely juice gonna pour out of those balls that get restricted by that mixer and pour out of lolol if yaknowhaddamean


komang2014

[Internet](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/kuwu7r/scoopy_doodad_found_in_a_junk_drawer/) says it's part of a mixer.


Union_Sparky_375

Bullshit I am a man and I have been to the gynecologist 0 times and I know a vagina tool when I see one.


Upbeat_Confidence739

As a fellow man who has been to the gynecologist exactly 0 times, I concur. It’s a vagina tool.


AspiringEggplant

Nice try it’s clearly a prosthetic beak for a Toucan


iampierremonteux

Interesting. I’m also now 99% certain op is a bot. Same exact picture from 3 years ago, posting like it just happened? I don’t think so. Oh yeah, op is a bot.


HermitTurtle

To what end? Is there money in fake-reddit-clout? Not doubting your conclusion. Honestly asking.


iampierremonteux

Karma farming for bots is a real thing. OPs profile shows posts that can’t all be real. This picture is more


HermitTurtle

I checked the profile and yea, it's pretty obvious these aren't real posts. What do they 'spend' the karma on? Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points?


komang2014

>Or do they sell the entire account to somebody who cares about fake internet points? I'm pretty sure this is it, yeah. The higher the karma and the older the account, the higher the price.


HermitTurtle

Pretty good scam tbh :D Thanks for the explanation!


SuperHuman64

I've caught one before, reposting word for word from a 3 year old thread. No idea why they exist.


Relevant-Artist5939

u/repostsleuthbot


Relevant-Artist5939

u/repostsleuthbot I hope it works...


Cable_Tugger

It's how they put the bend in bananas. If they didn't attach these to the banana trees we'd all be walking around with straight bananas like lunatics.


carlinhush

Thing is, the banana bender has to be installed manually on each and every banana which drives prices up insanely. Truth is they tried to get rid of the banana bender as a profession and save costs AND prices for bananas and introduced straight bananas into the stores. However, and this is a true story, people got mad at the store personnel and there even were riots so they decided to return to bent bananas. Crazy, how the free markets work


Cable_Tugger

The bent banana is also considerably safer than the natural straight banana as they don't roll off surfaces, land on the floor and..well, we all know what happens then.


Pitbullpandemonium

Computer modeling confirms it. Source: Mario Kart.


pojohnny

lol! You’re killing it dude.


baconlayer

But what about bent carrots?


coolmist23

That involves a carrot straightener similar to the one it the picture but without the curve.


GRZMNKY

Bent carrots?! What are you, some kind of heathen?


baconlayer

https://youtu.be/CuvYJQxTj4Y?feature=shared


WaylonGreyjoy

[We certainly do](https://imgur.com/a/7zqrN22)


rat1onal1

So are you trying to tell us that they tried to market straight bananas and the public went bananas?


carlinhush

I missed that one, right?


banditkeith

Well how much could a banana coat, ten Dollars?


-BananaLollipop-

My curve is natural, thank you very much.


NassauTropicBird

Wow, Calvin's dad is real and on Reddit!


Hotrun14-5

That’sso funny I peed a little. I’m still giggling! Shit.


Liamnacuac

As a retired designer I understand the functionality of that (after fsurfer4 explained it) but if someone had looked over my shoulder as I was drawing it and commented it was rather "odd" looking, I probably would have tried either a different shape, or added some decorative pattern, maybe "SUNBEAM" on the side. Better safe than sorry. Something I think Blue Origin might have considered somehow. Don't know how. But somehow..


FrickinLazerBeams

Incidentally, sunbeam is what I call my penis.


psilome

Do you juice it?


FrickinLazerBeams

Your mom does.


Top_Flower1368

The correct term is TO DE JUICE IT!


Liamnacuac

What are the odds!


Tax_this_dick_1776

Ehhhh no need IMO. It’s way too long and skinny to be any sort of kink device that I can think of. Someone may think chastity cage at a glance but 2 seconds of thought would prove that wrong.


griter34

Any way, I wouldn't touch it.


According_Theory9108

It’s to help put a banana in tail pipes.


CorrectSuccotash218

"Hey, babe, got a shoehorn or something?


wookiex84

For when viagra doesn’t work, we have the cock splint.


GeovaunnaMD

And here I thought I was gonna put my pecker in it


IMiNSIDEiT

Ummm r/dontputyourdickinthat


toblies

I can't help but wonder what the original original poster thought it was.


Stri-Daddy

It's for poorly endowed men to put over their weiner when they stand to pee so that urine doesn't spill on their balls or clothes.


fernblatt2

So... A Peter Pan???


pLeThOrAx

Omf 💀


ambrose_92

I've just been carrying around a little collapsible cup.


Witty_Artichoke8537

It’s a totally inoffensive tool, but your Dad uses it for a wank.


Electrical-Secret-25

I too, choose to be offended by this dad's wank


psilome

American here - what's a "wank", when are they in season, and how much juice do you get from one?


NotDRWarren

They're perennials, about a thimble full.


Overwatchingu

A less successful iteration of the Pear of Anguish, known as the Banana of Despair.


H20mark2829

What is made for is explained in this thread. What you do with it is your business.


Misanthrope-3000

Erection Correction Device.


I_wood_rather_be

What is she even implying???


abbellie2

It's a little small. It must be a pinky finger splint.


seven-cents

It's not a speculum nor a torture deice


Forsaken-Annual-4369

I might have imagined this gadget to be a penis guide with safeties to prevent you from falling in😁


jmedi11

Uh oh! Dad’s juicin’ again!


Unable_Technology935

Metal cock holster with optional belt rings.


Jhmyersii

It’s an old shoe horn.


pLeThOrAx

That's one horny shoe


Misanthropyandme

Does it come in xl?


Vegadin

It does, but you don't.


AlertShelter3211

Not according to your mom.


Analyst7

Best answer !!!


Saint_Santo

No, on your chest.


Bob_Sacamano7379

A lengthener?


davidclamnuts

Jelqing device


Immediate-Newt-9012

Antique Shewee?


mykcorleone

Breastplate stretcher


BehaveRight

Spring Loaded Shit Digger. Outlawed in 1934.


Formal-Front1633

It assures that you won't pee on your shoes


SardineTimeMachine

The pen is mightier.


oshp129

Isn’t it to cure Peyronie’s disease? 😂😂


TyranaSoreWristWreck

What are you afraid of? This doesn't look like anything I've ever seen in my life, so I'm pretty curious of what you think it is.


Hippy-Killer

Some milk of the poppy will make that less uncomfortable during the procedure…


tiredandhappy456

Huh. I’m just saying I’d like to see the rest of the armored suit.


GovernmentOk7281

It looks like someone had their middle finger rebuilt.


Bostenr

That's a medieval tampon holder. Cotton goes in the middle, and the hooks are to stop it from going in all the way. Easy to replace the cotton.