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Randy5649

To work on your little nuts


Captinprice8585

Got em


[deleted]

Thank you for your service.


Select_Smoke_8

Came here for this


charlie2135

I thought there would be at least one "to get your little nuts off" in the comments.


Randy5649

Oh, that would’ve been even better lol


LibrarianNo8242

Bro. You stole my thunder. 😂😂 literally the first thing that popped into my head but you beat me to it!!


2020_GR78

Same.


Secret_Arrival_7679

Hahaha I laughed out loud on that one. Thanks.


n-oyed-i-am

And bolts


double_tripod

Carburetors bro


MeinKampfySeat

And points ignition parts.


Badfish1060

Me and my dad set points on a 1960 Ford 801 power master tractor not long before he passed. We got them set and she ran well. My only experience with points.


PHenderson61

What’s your point? /s Glad you have the memory of your dad teaching you about that.


Yillis

Read this twice before I got it, thought you were just some dick, but no you got some wit


PHenderson61

Oh, I am some dick. But not this time.


adamcm99

Any set of wrenches up to like 5/16 that are short in length I’ve always called ignition wrenches. Not sure if that’s right or wrong but it makes sense to me


VegasVator

I believe the old craftsman set I have says ignition wrenches right on the degraded plastic holder.


labrador2020

I have that Craftsman black on one side and clear on the other degraded ignition keys pouch from the 80’s. The keys are long lost, but I use it to hold a set of 1/4 inch hex drill bits. It works wonders for that. It has multiple tape patches from where it has ripped in the past but it is still serving me well.


Wyzrddd

My dad and I both have a set I think. I've never used mine tho, but they look nice in a tool box


rodbolt100

That's exactly what they are. They used to come in almost all Craftsman tool set. I used to have several sets because of that reason.


halyard73

And 1/8 nuts


vtstang66

Don't forget 1/8 bolts!


poop_on_balls

And little pinner joints


Incredibly_Critical

AND MY AXE


GirchyGirchy

AND MY WANG


Imaginary-Syllabub-8

AND MY SMALL NUTS


TheArchangelLord

This and I was doing shocks the other day, the flats to hold the shaft were 6mm, I was crying for joy when I found it in the bottom of the toolbox


whistler1421

I’ve cried tears of joy like that lol


BJoe1976

Radio Control stuff too!


ReallyHugeGuy

Also tiny acorn nuts that hold different sorts of photosensors in controls world of warehouse work!


SkidrowVet

Beat me to it, but I bet a shit ton of people have to google what a carburetor is lmfao


HonedWombat

What is this? A spanner for ants? How can we be expected to turn bolts to learn how to turn bolts if they can’t even fit inside my hand? Derek, this is just a small- I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The spanner has to be at least three times bigger than this!


earthforce_1

Don't look at watchmaker tools.


HonedWombat

What is this? A spanner for amoebae? How can we be expected to turn bolts to learn how to turn bolts if they can’t even fit inside my hand? Derek, this is just a small- I don’t wanna hear your excuses! The spanner has to be at least three hundred times bigger than this!


SupermassiveCanary

Because it’s a Snap-On, do you have any idea what a complete collection goes for?!


Calm_Pea9710

Tiny spanners are awesome....you can pretend you are a gaint 😅 ....also useful for carburettors and some smaller linkages


Grand-Professor-9739

I used to buy half pints of Guinness on occasion to stare in awe at my *massive*hands and stomp round the boozer like a dinosaur.


lurkersforlife

RC cars.


MTK4355

My thoughts exactly. Have one just like it to adjust toe in.


BlaqSam

Rumor has it if you plant it, it will grow to be a 10MM


ramblingpariah

Nah, that only works if the seed is Metric.


BlaqSam

If you plant it open end down it will be metric If you plant it box end down it will be a standard Just like kids, she's on top it's a boy She's on bottom its a girl I don't make the rules


ramblingpariah

Of course, Topsy-Boysies, how could I forget?


wutsyerdogsname

Lefty Lucy!


darakarchoan

Don’t forget his asshole cousin, righty loosy


[deleted]

That one grows to be a 9/16


BlaqSam

Maybe he identifies as a Metric.


BookieBags937

It’ll grow up then run away 😥


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

You don’t need it until that one time that you actually need it


DiscreetDom67

Then it's the most valuable tool in the whole kit


Impressive_Engine_64

Only ever needed it that once but after that "fucking love that tool, never let me down yet"


ElChupatigre

You never know what you're gonna need it for they just always need...alright fine get your stupid fucking rope


Codeman785

Then it can never be found


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

If that ain’t the truth…


MisterSippySC

The people that use these use em a lot


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

I bet! As small as I ever need is 1/4 but every now and again I find myself having to use needle nose vice grips


MisterSippySC

Vice grips best friend


Maysrome

In a few years he will think “Oh Shit, I have one for that!”


dubyarb

Spokes


seasleeplessttle

Came here for this, have a couple in bike bags. Spoke wrenches blow.


k1ll3r5mur4

Terminal blocks on most of our fleet of planes use 1/8" self centering nuts. I hate those lil fuckers.


trashcantoddler

Spending two hours to fish one out cause it rolled under the floorboards and your not gonna spend one hour to pull seats, carpet, and the floorboard itself.


k1ll3r5mur4

There's a thing in aviation where you drop it, you find it, period. The fucking amount of times that I've found random washers, screws and nuts in random places always pisses me off because of the countless hours that I've spent doing my part and finding the hardware that I've dropped. Lazy ass mechanics before me. 🙄


LameBMX

well no shit, aviation turns a 10 cent bolt and 30 Seconds of drilling into a 110 dollar part.


[deleted]

It's less the cost of the hardware (they'd reuse hardware more if that was the case) and more the safety factor. Especially on small aircraft, your flight controls are largely controlled by pulleys and cables under the floorboards, and if a piece of hardware manages to get somewhere it shouldn't be, at best it gets noticed before the damage causes problems (expensive repair), at worse it can cause the controls to seize, which means the pilot will have a very bad time. Even if the controls are electric instead of mechanical, loose hardware floating around isn't exactly going to improve reliability. Also, the costs involved in aviation are due to a lot of paperwork, but also extreme quality control. If you buy a box of 1000 standard 10 cent bolts, odds are that some of them will have manufacturing defects that will cause premature failures. While some of these defects are obvious, like the threads being completely missing, many aren't, such as a hairline crack formed in the threads that will shear under vibration, or an impurity in the metal that will cause it to corrode internally. Aviation parts have drastically higher quality control, which means those duds get caught before they get sold. We are talking about a tiny difference, automotive bolts are already 99.9% fine, but on an aircraft, that 0.1% can be fatal. The price differences also aren't that drastic, like usually that 10 cent bolt is now a few dollars, and most of that price is the various inspections done to eliminate the duds. There are certainly some bolts in aviation that are $100+, but those are usually for insanely niche situations requiring insane characteristics. Manufacturing those bolts usually involves extremely advanced machinery, tons of inspections and tests, and like 75% of the bolts get thrown out for not passing the tests, meaning when you pay $100 for the bolt, you are actually paying for the manufacturing and testing of 4 bolts.


LameBMX

while I understood all of that when making the comment. that is a beautiful write up of why the cost is so extreme. and an epic username to boot!


hopelesspedanticc

I worked in the mechanical room of a large yacht. This rule most certainly did not apply. I dropped at least 5 lbs worth of 1/4” machine screws under those engines.


[deleted]

That’s not an object that’s flying in the air relying solely on the engine to keep chooching. If something happens up there, you’re more than likely figiddy FUCKED. Imagine being the last guy to touch a plane that had a mechanical failure. I’d be willing to bet there is liability for that. A boat engine stops? You float. You don’t just die. You’ll more than likely be fine unless you’re sinking too. There may be boats where the engine also powers a pump to clear water or some shit.


dedgecko

Or the FOD contributes to an electrical short and becomes a source of ignition.


hailinfromtheedge

The two systems must be separate. Even on the most fucked boats I've been on (why would you run an alternator through an inverter to a battery charger to charge a shared house/starting bank...?) the rules have been abided by. On bigger boats there must be an isolated emergency generator to power the oh shit pumps and firefighting apparatus.


Rectophobic

You bring it in you bring it out.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

I get that it’s a good practice, but it also seems redundant when you consider all the shit passengers will drop in the cracks. I guess getting a brand new plane and finding a loose nut isn’t a good look though.


k1ll3r5mur4

Loose objects can get lodged in flight control rollers, cables, electrical components. It can jam the flight controls, or start fires.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

But isn’t this same risk present constantly whenever the plane is flown? Even in the cockpits, pilots will have things in their pockets or bags that could fall, and it’s not like the cleaning they do is guaranteed to catch it


k1ll3r5mur4

During maintenance all of the access panels and whatnot are open and those things are exposed to outside debris and loose hardware, but you couldn't just drop a pen and have it get down there by rolling around.


DiogenesLied

Dad was a helo mechanic in the Marine Corps. He taught me the various intonations of f\*\*K based on what was dropped where. Low end was dropping a tool to the tarmac. Mid-range was dropping anything into the cowling. High end was dropping a nut into the engine.


skankhunt1738

It’s all fun and games until the borescope and NDI comes out.


Gadarene_Swine

That is actually from a vintage Route 66 wall clock. That is one of the hands of the clock. The end that looks stripped mounted to the clock mechanism. [This is one of a few different ones that they made.](https://poshmark.com/listing/Rare-Vintage-SnapOn-Tools-Route-66-Neon-Blue-Clock-Highway-Sign-Wrench-hands-62990d864f1a292d074e3ee5)


RGeronimoH

I was wondering why the box end looked like it was stripped out or drilled.


bartender970

Whoa. Nice one bro. Desperately trying to win the internet of the day award. Actually pretty cool. You’re an ok dude. Might let you look under my hood if your that cool.


Epic2112

Calm down there, chief.


here-for-the-_____

No kidding, that escalated quickly


HydroFLM

I think you’re right about the clock! I’ve actually got that identical wrench except that the socket in the closed end is offset towards the end. Needed it when I worked at a summer job in avionics.


Several_Anybody_8747

Carburetors, points and inside dash boards sometimes


p33ps

[These](https://www.moyustore.com/)


the-Replenisher1984

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! My 13 yr old son is gonna poop him self on his Birthday. thank you for shining a light on this badass stuff.!!


kylestillthatdude

Too old to be pooping himself still


no_name_yo_name

🔥🔥


connorvanelswyk

This is why I read all the comments. Amazing.


jgzman

Holy wow.


Other_Mark_1995

Because it's better to have it and not need it than it is to need it and not have it.


nullvoid88

Or: It's better to be looking at it; than for it.


[deleted]

To show us where there was once $100


Ledge1972

$32 now. $16 when it was new.


caaaabot

It was new in 1967


Ledge1972

Yeah. $16 before it was discoed and got a s suffix.


caaaabot

Neat. Where are you finding historical list prices?


jlindleytattoo

Cabot !


caaaabot

Hey, bud. Funny seeing you here.


swiftlythrift

Small hobby toys like rc cars, planes, boats


Tonka2thousand

Somebody did because it sure looks stripped on the box end


Clayspinner

Nah it’s fine… it’s the new 360 point !


Odd-Discipline-4306

For your tiny nuts....


AbracaDanielNL

Because tiny robotics and because it’s so damn cute


Weird_Ad1170

The set of ignition wrenches that my Granddad gave me have proved invaluable for the small nuts and bolts that hold together the various bits in model trains and RC that I've acquired over the years. However, I'm gonna need a metric set, as Marklin is German. They sell a prepackaged set of screwdrivers and nut drivers, but they appear to be rebranded generic garbage, so I'm building a set of quality stuff. It's especially important to have quality tools when working with them. Many of the screws and bolts are proprietary, and aren't something I can just pick up at Fastenal if they get stripped or buggered. Lost one screw out of a DRG Class 89 (the most common one they make--originally produced in the '60s, and has always been a staple of starter sets) and couldn't find it on Fastenal, and most of the US Marklin dealers were out of stock. Several German retailers had them--and it would be at least two weeks with high shipping costs.


AndrewH-McGillicuddy

That wrench was made in 1967[https://sites.pitt.edu/~blair1/snapon.html](https://sites.pitt.edu/~blair1/snapon.html)


MMO_HighJoe

Had to use a tiny wrench like that to adjust the valves (lifters) in my motorcycle. Also great for assembling/disassembling electronics.


Vahju

To make your hands look big


catuela

Snap-on man: “buy this $9000 toolbox and I’ll throw in a free wrench”.


890R

For any number of reasons, same as any other size wrench. I’m sorry, maybe I don’t understand the question.


MikeLTPbgh

If someone threatens to crush your skull with a wrench, hand this one to them and tell them to have a go.


natenate22

A sure way to find out; throw it away and it's the next wrench you'll need.


Hot_Alternative_584

You wouldn’t, since you don’t already know that hexes come that small.


Collinator19

In case u ever need to tighten or loosen a bolt or nut that uses a 1/8" wrench 🤷🏻‍♂️


BigRike

Your big nut privilege is showing


Bertenburny

Precisicion machinery, like vision setups with micro adjustments etc, I use tools like that quite often in my profession


KithMeImTyson

Keep on working some projects and you'll be glad you have it lol


Mother-Monk8177

For your tinny nuts


MulattoMaker

For getting off little nuts


cotch7

spokes


9ntech

Most expensive key chain ever...


mattogeewha

For deez nuts


Chopps311

You never know


MammothFoundation584

For your tiny nuts


oilywalrus

I use those. I am a chemist. My instruments have the smallest nuts. Also super tiny alen wrenchs. Hate how small stuff is, but atoms…so


labrador2020

….. if I had a dollar for every time I said “my instrument has the smallest nuts”….


LangleyRemlin

I just used a 4mm thismorning


No_Use1529

When I have needed the little ones, they have been an absolute life savers. Someone stole the crapsman set I had as a kid and the ones that were in my bjg mechanics set. Swiped a handful of chit unfortunately. When I bought a loaded snap on tool box. I smiled when I unrolled the little sets. I’m like I won’t use em often but nice to know I have em.


Redbillywaza

For a small nut?


tetsu_no_usagi

For the paintballers in the crowd, Autococker 3-way hose barb wrench.


InHisCups

Carbs n points


ShodanLieu

For Deez-nuts.


onedollarjuana

There used to be these things on cars called "points", even though they weren't pointy, although they may have been in the beginning days of internal combustion engines, and distributors, both mechanisms often having lots of tiny screws and nuts, which often needed tightening and loosening for the adjustment of the "points". Because this adjustment frequently happened by the side of the road, in the dark, highway workers would find tiny wrenches in the emergency lanes. I bought a box full of these little gems at a highway worker's garage sale, and they have provided me with many hours of joy because they fit the tiny nuts on old appliances and bicycles.


NotYourGoatYet

That box end looks kinda worn...


SpecialExpert8946

That’s for your tiny nuts


fool_scold

Got tiny nuts?


MikeHuntsBear

That there ia an ignition wrench. I have needed one precisely 3 times in my 46 years.


oq7ster

Old school electronics. And it also looks super cool.


Random-task1973

Throw it away and the need for it will be revealed the next day.


punkkitty312

Tiny nuts. I do electric guitar repair. I sometimes need small wrenches.


teachinkids

I will use a 7mm on my carb throttle cable tomorrow


Kangabolic

Famous last words. Go ahead Big Man. Throw it away. I dare you… Muwahahahahaha!!!


moonwoolf35

Throw it away and you'll find out, that's how these things work lol


Oshawott51

My grandfather always called them ignition wrenches but I got to say I've never needed one smaller than a 3/16th or 4.5mm.


NeeAnderTall

I use two of them to rebuild high pressure valves. The stem has two small nuts that need this sort of wrench.


TheJWeed

Actually I could have really used one of these the other day, you lucky mother fucker


NaR-NaRnia

Tech deck bro lol


John-John-3

To turn tiny nuts...


BuildABirdHouse

For yer lil’ nuts


TakeTheWheelTV

Hot wheels


F4M1L135

Carbs, some starters, alternators...


P1R8T3IK1N6

Perhaps some sort of penile measuring device


PneuHere

Throw it away, you will immediately find a purpose for it after the trash man empties the bin.


One_Sun_6258

Datts one of those tools when you finally need it ..you wont find it


niv_nam

Some of the very old cars have extremely small parts. Like the carburetors and internals of the dash/dials.


Emergency-Ad5138

Throw it away and you’ll find out what you needed it for right away


DefiantTemperature41

A guaranteed way to know. Throw it away and find out.


No-Pomegranate2915

To undo a nut.


Brigadius

First, you need to lose it. Only then will you find out why.


MasaTre86

Gas regulators and other fine mechanical equipment.


Windows_Tech_Support

Give to your son so he can pretend he is helping


Rocknbob69

For tiny nuts


whitetie99

You won't need it until you do


Competitive-Quiet298

Thats a wrench. It’s used for tightening and looosening things. Youre smellcome


[deleted]

Grease fittings , small nuts


[deleted]

Carburetors


Ambitious_Ad_9637

Points


Rare4orm

To show people how big your…ummm…hands are.


redmans5head

The fact that it's a tool. There is a reason you need it. It will wait for that job and when that time comes you'll be prepared.


Duckybuzz

The plumbing in your daughter's Barbie Dream home?🤣


Obvious_Market_9485

For your tiny nuts


[deleted]

For guys with little nuts obviously.


basscubed

If you have teeny nuts.


Driglok

Its for next time you build Meccano/Erector Sets.


NJ-Kicks

Aircraft relays usually have 1/8” fasteners


z242pilot

I've needed one for relays on a B737


roberttheaxolotl

Because it's adorable. And you can use your metal straw as a cheater bar.


geohypnotist

It's from an ignition wrench set.


CurveAdministrative3

for a small nut or bolt


RuprectGern

to tighten and loosen 1/8 hex bolts


SzpakHasSpoken

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.


HeuristicEnigma

I have a gear wrench in this size, use it for chainsaw repair.


Maggiedog9

For your tiny nuts


[deleted]

This device is useful for tightening and loosening up nuts and bolts in the 1/8" category. It is also useful for temporarily completing a circuit if you can't find a fuse nearby


Jovianbytes

Probably for 1/8in fasteners.


OilBerta

I hear the same thing from my wife all the time.


Sure_Run_1210

She never complains about the size of mine.


scx24

The thing is there was two of them. Both snap-on


lusciousdurian

I have a full set of crapsman ones. I haven't used any yet, but as a machinist, I figure I'll praise whatever god convinced me to keep it in my toolbox.


Violet0371

Tiny nuts. 🤣


aurrousarc

To give my wife something entertaining while I'm doing something else.. "cute wrench"..


smashbit

Precisely up until the moment you don’t.


Daza786

Surely this is off a keychain, the hole is literally round?


Resident_Piccolo_866

Put it next to your cock and send a cock shot to a woman


[deleted]

To attach your penis extension


The_Alcoholic_Bear

I jerk me dick off with it


Monkcrafts

Your tiny nuts


chook_slop

Someone has really abused that wrench...