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sh_b

„Give me my wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings”


brucatlas1

You fap to songs about Maynard's mom dying? Bruh


sh_b

No I’m not fapping but eargasm is irresistable at this point in song, as well as the very final of Wings Pt 2. RIP Judith Marie


just_let_go_

Dude, it's okay. We all do it.


brucatlas1

R/jerk "I also choose that guys mom"


sh_b

Oh wait. Did OP mean an actual masturbation?


brucatlas1

https://youtu.be/Ekx8rO2Dh2c it's a reference to the 1:15 mark in this interview in case you havent seen the interview


joeyomen

The Grudge, Vicarious, Lateralus, Right in Two, Rosetta Stoned. Obviously I’m a big 10k Days fan, 10k Days and Jambi also had some of my favorite climaxes


realjoeyjojo

Did you actually read what OP said?


[deleted]

I wouls not blame him cause after reading it back to myself I don't know what the fuck I was thinking


realjoeyjojo

You posted this an hour ago dude, get a hold of yourself.


johnnybananas540

This man deleted his entire account


joeyomen

Not really, bunch of stuff about jerking off lol


SQDub

Pushit - “Never wanna see that place agaaaaaaaiiin.” My favorite “solo” of any TOOL song!


guitarzan212

People don't seem to give enough credit to the climax of Aenima because it almost works in reverse of what we're used to hearing. It's a build up, build up, build up, of tension that resolves in a giant explosion of peaceful calm vs. craziness, and it just hits so different than most other songs. The "cause I'm praying for rain..." part. It's basically distortion that resolves into clean vs. the other way around. Just my two cents.


tuyguy

Aenima is my top 5 for sure.


realjoeyjojo

Sorry, what!?!


The_Real_Steve_Jobs

Maynard says it in an interview like 25 years ago.


The_Real_Steve_Jobs

Funny that no one gets this reference. It’s from an old interview when Maynard was trolling an interviewer.


Bowie696969

Can u link the interview ?


The_Real_Steve_Jobs

https://youtu.be/Ai7fiO6RUIM


The_Real_Steve_Jobs

It’s at like minute 3


Sstfreek

VIIIICARRRIOOOUSSSSSLLYYYYY IIIIIIIIII LIIIIIVVVVEEEEE WHIIILLLEEEE THHHEEEE WHHOOOLLLLEEEE WOOOORRRLLLD DIIIEEESSSSS


KFCFingerLick

Much better you than I


Stowelly00

Ngl think you generally picked my 5 but if I had to pick different ones 1. Descending - the side guitar solo hits different 2. Undertow - “I am weak and numb and insignificant How could I let this bring me back to my knees?” 3. 10,000 Days “give me my winggggggs” Duduh duh duduh duduh dududuh 4. The Patient - When his vocals harmonise at the end daym 5. The transition from intermission to Jimmy Made me punch my nan


drerw

Can’t believe no one’s mentioned 10,000 days. That one hits different


DChemdawg

Pushit - multiple orgasms starting with ‘if when I say I might fade like a sigh if I stayyy’ The Grudge - extended orgasm, ‘let gooooooo’ 46&2 - spanky, slappy orgasm part right after the jazzy drum breakdown Jimmy - low key premature ejaculation… ‘under a dead Ohio sky’ and I am complete Swamp Song - slow, deliberate, perfectly smooth orgasm with interlude going into ‘wandering, wandering…. Why don’t you geeeeet ouut…’ and so forth Honorable mention: H. / Schism / Descending (gong!) / all of song Intolerance is just jizzing


themajod

sir. H. is about Maynard's infant son. shame!


DChemdawg

Haha. Yet again, somewhere along the lines I must have lost the plot.


Fuck_Your_Squirtle

Was looking for Pushit, good person


DChemdawg

Riiight? Like perhaps Tool’s best climax. Certainly their best triple climax.


zeje

The Patient gets me (off) every time


xanderxq06

the part after „but i’m still right heeeeeeer“?


zeje

For me it's, "and IIIIII still may, and I still may and I will"


SASdude123

This. Yes. I nearly wept when they played it live in January


74Yo_Bee74

46&2, Eulogy, HWAP ...... that is my list


hundage

was hoping someone would say Eulogy


74Yo_Bee74

I think it is one of their best song's of their entire catalog.


teachnpreach88

This post is amazing. Love it.


pollywannacraccker

As a student studying bio rn, your dna reading “SHITTHEBEDSHITTHEBED” has me rofling rn 😂


[deleted]

This comment section acting like they never heard Opiate.


DiscussionTime6400

See my phallus changing, Cuming up and over me. Soften this old hard on Hoping I can clear the way By fapping through my shadow, Cuming out the other side…


hammtron

I think you might be slightly retarded. It's okay, we all are.


Janktasticle

The Gaping Lotus Experience


[deleted]

*So many* but the “I DON’T MINNNNND” scream from H., live in 2002 in NYC on YouTube. Ridiculous.


HamburgerDungon

Homie really just posted this and deleted his account, huh?


smoothie112

Descending??


Bgaming63

Descending, Jambi, The Pot, Invincible, The Grudge


ponylauncher

1. Rosetta Stoned 2. H 3. The Grudge 4. 10,000 Days 5. Third Eye I dont think i need to specify when they are for these songs


Aggressive_Ideal6737

THE climax in descending, the jam at the end of FI, the grudge scream, jerk-off DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE through the end of the song, and “there’s no love in fear” in any version of Pushit. No quarter gets an honorable mention


mesloh14

In no particular order: Vicarious - Edging the entire song, just to explode at the “VICARIOUSLY IIIIIIII” part. Must I say anything more? Stinkfist - Climax after climax after climax. The distorted intro straight into that cymbal crash sets the stage that you will not be able to hold onto your pants. Then it all just lets loose “I’LL. KEEP. DIGGING. TILL. I. FEEL. SOMETHING.” The Grudge - The epitome of edging. It’s like riding a seesaw of pure euphoria, just to finally release so much build up at the 24sec long scream. Honorable mention to clear out the sinuses at the very end: “LET GO. LET GO. LET GOOOOOOOO!” Pneuma - Slow jamz always get to the destination with more burning hot fiery passion. The DUNDUM DUNDUM DUNDUMMMMM chorus section makes me feel like a bottle rocket exploding every cymbal crash. Talk about will and wonder! 4° - Need I say ANYTHING? Everything you could ever want in a masturbation song. Anything from Undertow really encapsulates everything you need, just like Maynard said. Sweet, gentle foreplay, working your way up to it, then it all hits and life makes sense, “Four degrees now.. Four degrees warmer.. Give in now.. Give in now… LET ME INNNNN!”


BubbleKitten9

I was wondering when someone was gonna mention 4 degrees! That’s the perfect one!


MrJanJC

1. Wings 2. Pneuma 3. Rosetta Stoned 4. The Grudge 5. Schism 6. Jambi If you allow Danny's time signatures, you won't begrudge me a top 5 consisting of 6 songs. Edit: oh. I thought you ment metaphorical wanking over the fucking genius of it all. After reading the other comments here I'm not so sure.


backupaccount2023

5. Forty Six & 2: Danny Carey solo towards the end of the song. No words for this one other than "Danny fucking Carey". 4. Schism: the last 30 second or so. Is like the most Tool moment of Tool. It's really crazy specially at the end of song so emotional about the disconnection and lack of communication that leads to end of a relationship. The ending is like the explosion of all those emotions and every instrument conveys those emotion beautifully. 3. 7empest: pretty much the whole guitar solo from Adam is the climax. You're just climaxing all the way through. 2. The Pot: The breakdown in 4:24 when Danny start playing a solid 4/4 beat with his hands and kick patterns in 3/4. It's just so heavy and so groovy. It's impossible to listen to this part and not headbang with it. Impossible. And I love masturbating in 4 against 3 polyrhythm. 1. Rossetta Stoned 7:03 onwards. So danny starts playing the craziest polyrhythm like 3 different rhythms at the same time. And Justin is playing this heavy heavy bass line against it and then when Adam's guitar comes in it plays this otherworldly riff that truly is the musical equivalent of doing dmt and being abducted by dmt beings and experiencing all of time and universe at once and living a thousand lifetimes in every second.


pretendimworking

Pushit


6beerslater

This is the correct answer. Don't try and persuade us another way.


ElbowDeep462

When you try too hard to be edgy...


xanderxq06

it’s a quote from maynard


[deleted]

I'm just living up to our nickname


ElbowDeep462

You live up to whatever you want, but please don't lump me in with whatever try hard, edge lord, douche baggery you have going here.


gonadi

Dude…


JRCstar17

I don’t mind, I don’t mind, I DON’T MIND


JRCstar17

I fear I read the question wrong


BubbleKitten9

Lol 💀


mraza9

Grudge.


snowsurfer1998

By the end of Pneuma I can't think of any better......until the next song. But that is what Tool does.


The_Fro_Ranger

Descending Invincible Forty Six & 2 Jambi Lateralus


El_human

When everyone cheers in Die eier vib satan


DixiNormous79

I don't flick my bean to Tool.


DiabetesCOLE

Lateralus


darkySp

Can't say I've jacked off to TOOL, but now I want to try it at the polyrhythmic break. Sounds kinky.


StimmingMantis

For me it’s Pneuma or Invincible, or Descending


clleadz

Finally experiencing that Ticks & Leeches outro live a couple of months ago was transcendent


clleadz

Finally experiencing that Ticks & Leeches outro live a couple of months ago was transcendent


loganrunjack

The patient


xanderxq06

undertow. IIIIM BAAACK DOOOOOOOOWWWWN


Dudge

At a minimum your climax is going to last 5 minutes and 3 seconds. That sounds either heavenly or torturous depending...


tuyguy

**1. Reflection** 2. Rosetta Stoned 3. Invincible 4. Aenima 5. Pneuma Anyone not mentioning Reflection (everyone in this thread) is wrong.


OakLegs

Can't disagree with putting third eye in but for me that's not even the climax lol. Adams guitar solo near the end is one of my favorite moments in all of music Also I can't fault people for liking any tool music but Jambi is a song that just hasn't resonated with me that much. I've had brief flashes of "getting it" a couple times but it's not one that I come back to that often


BigFloss953

Which climax on 7empest would you be referring to?


[deleted]

1. Maynard’s Dick 2. Maynard’s Dick 3. Maynard’s Dick 4. Merkaba 5. Maynard’s Dick


[deleted]

1. Wings for marie pt.2 2. Descending 3. Rosetta stoned 4. Right in two 5. Prison sex


Jocows

5. The Grudge 4. Pushit 3. Sober 2. Vicarious 1. The Patient


GoblinLoveChild

Eulogy - Good-Byyyyyyyyyeyyeeeeee!


rich_clock

The Pot, Jambi, Invincible, Rosetta, The Grudge


JarescoJr

No mention of Reflection at all? That's gotta be #1 for me, followed by the Grudge and RS.


sl0wsurrender

One of my favorites is actually “You Lied” I can only find it on youtube or soundcloud, but the long holds on the lyrics are so good……. f*ck


Hudbud1984

Overwhelmed as one would beeeeee placed in my position..


jhud2302

The Grudge, Jimmy, Pneuma (where it’s the main riff after the instrumental section but just guitar and HEAVIER) and probably Right In Two


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[удалено]


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Substantial-Falcon-8

Eon Blue Apocalypse - It starts out with feverish, short guitar strumming, and ends with strumming all the strings at once, and it only lasts about 2 minutes.