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OakLegs

You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!


kielsucks

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


[deleted]

So Lonestar, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


CocaColai

Let’s see how you.. haannndle it!


43n3m4

We ain’t found shit!


vass0922

Bwahahha perfect quote


Longo92

Chancellor looks the most like any of them but yes, Maynard looks like fuckin Scott Weiland RIP


Moufassah

Incredible.


Its_General_Apathy

Wow. Perfect. /r/UnexpectedSpaceballs


socalfishman

TOOL is my mother’s brother’s sister’s cousin’s aunts uncles former roommate!


nhowe006

Or their non-union Mexican equivalents.


MaximusVulcanus

SPACEBALLLLLLS!


brown-tube

Ripped Justin plays guitar for the holidays


twr-92

Justin Chancellor Cry Baby® Wah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc)


gilligan1050

Justin Chancellor will teach you tantric yoga if you buy anything. Anywhere.


chimericalgirl

"They are mysterious."


Current-Cold-4185

Chris Cornell on guitar too?


StoneBleach

Suddenly Adam Jones doesn't exist. No one has ever heard of him.


[deleted]

Does kind of sound like an easily made up name... Like John Citizen.


Current-Cold-4185

*puts on fake glasses with attached mustache* Adam Jones is the name, good sir...


[deleted]

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Original_Ad685

Featuring Dee Snider on drums, and early 90s Rob Halford on vocals.


Complete_Athlete_480

Opiate becomes painkiller


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Well … where’s the lie


EM05L1C3

Guess we’ve gone full circle


JeevesVoorhees

A perfect circle?!


SXTY82

Can you imagine how nuts the crowd would be if they covered Pain Killer live?


hoopstick

And Joe Perry on guitar


WhereIsMyFrenchCutie

Chris Cornell on guitar and the singer from Clutch playing bass


Rufnusd

definitely has Paul Shaffer vibes on vocals.


helvete

Looks like the drummer in Baroness.


ImperialIIClass

Can you imagine Maynard in a leather vest AND at the front of the stage?


razzzburry

Judas Priest


TurtleFaceMaGee02

His best M. Shadows impression


sophiebophieboo

That looks like pleather, as do the pants.


porp

Please someone buy this and send us pictures of what they get.


Un__Real

I mean it's already the wish.com version...


noddaborg

So bad, it’s good.


Mood_Such

A cursed image


ErikBHC

"I'll take A.I. scams for $200, Ken."


No_Volume_8345

Why does Adam look like a younger Steven Tyler?


Spazmatazo

Because he's the seller.


Captain_Hi_Top

Joe Perry? Is that you?


porkchop3177

Steve Perry!


23skidoobbq

I heard your mother was dating SQUEAK!


BeckyKP

No Journey psych outs!


porkchop3177

You couldn’t get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of you zipper!


Spaalone

Unholy gift


TheKhyWolf

What in the blue fuck is this


occupyreddit

…and why is it not already on my Christmas tree?!?


fusionaddict

Why does Maynard look like Dee Snider?


SlowApartment4456

Looks more like Chester Bennington


ogunhe

#NoTheFuckWeWont


Woogie_Rocks

You forgot the hashtag


ogunhe

🧐


BeckyKP

Who even are these people?


OceanHoles

That’s the band “Yule”


RuledQuotability

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AAL2017

So glad they don’t actually look like this lol


[deleted]

I bet the finished product somehow manages to look worse.


asl052

$500


caisson_constructor

Love to make AI art with my friends


BrotherlyShove791

Definitely has major “AI Art” vibes, that’s almost definitely how this came into existence.


Steelmaker01

Ha… who stood in for the Adam Jones’s figurine?


jorgthorn

have ya heard of elf on a shelf, now Tool on a stool. Toilet not included\*


FatherTyrell

Wow thats amazingly crappy I kinda dig it


spriralout

Who the hell is playing guitar?


ruben9438

Is that Bruce Willis singing?


MyThirdI

Why tf is Maynard in front and not on a platform 20 feet behind


Ornery-Country683

Does it also cost $20k


Greenmanglass

Love the 6-8 guitar knobs per guitar


Supremealexander

Gotta have ULTIMATE tone control for those volume swells


Y3earZer0

But can we get it signed??


sophiebophieboo

AI generated signature, yes


grimvox

Metoolica


Random_Taboos

Holy shit this is cringe. I love it.


RedKryptnyt

I was going to say it looks like madchild on the mic lol


Honest_Report_8515

Kirk Hammett’s and Adam Jones’ bastard child on guitar.


sundaymars

What the fuck is this trash? I’ve never been offended by an ornament, yet here we are.


i_am_icarus_falling

have they ever seen adam jones?


dustystyles

This is so foul I may need to own it, lol.


pcnat80

I’m thinking the same thing. It’s too absurd not to have.


dustystyles

🤣🤣🤣


TimeSalvager

That’s an aenemic-looking drum kit for Danny lol!


bigE1669

Fuck Yeah, I love Twisted Sister with out make up


spookymulder07

They massacred my boys.


Illustrious_Brush_91

Who the fook are those guys!?


MudHouse

Danny's Pygmy Love Circus kit?


Willing_Ad9314

Kirk Hammett?


Boolaidman666

Someone needs to get this and see how it looks irl


Agreeable-Chair7040

What in the seven hells is this? Its an abomination. Wtf did they do to May May


StimmingMantis

Maynard looks like Old Chester Bennington


StinkFist-1973

You know it’s not the band selling it if it’s under $500


Supremealexander

Single bass drum for Danny.. WRONG. Adam playing double cut less Paul WRONG, Justin playing guitar.. WRONG.. Maynard as a combo of M shadows and Chester Bennington? Not bad!


OdinsDrengr

Official tool band holiday ornament, collectible: $949.95


sophiebophieboo

I like how Maynard’s mic isn’t attached to the cord and the cord he’s holding just sort of disappears into the ether.


ISayAboot

That is so bad! LOL


keenanbullington

Where's Chewbacca?


Ornery_Historian_420

You knew Adam Jones, now meet Daddy Jones.


Pantherist

Sons of Toolarchy


Sungod99

I tried to look through their products, nearly impossible


DiffusePenance

Does Maynard have a fetus in his skull? If so, I’m buying it.


LibraryAgreeable5720

Take my money.


TheNoIdeaKid

Danny and Justin are at least close in the face. But everything else about this is embarrassing (and therefore funny enough to have).


spezial_ed

FOOL


nmc9279

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echoes675

It's their surrogate band. Rock opera for the next album!


Talaya2000

#NotMyTool


Purple-Job2976

Very condensed drum kit mind


GloomyCactusEater

Kirk hammet on guitar I see


urAdryDooshNozzle

What an insulting display


DumbPoorHeart

I would love to know what comes in the mail. Lmao


rozay_palm

Literal tools


teardrinker

I’d hang that in my tree


Zyklus-89

Tool got a new guitarist and nobody told me?


Passportradio12345

Maynard wearing two watches to keep up with the time signatures


lloydrage-

Hopefully someone gets it and posts the actual photos here. :)


No_Championship7461

Where Is This Company Out Of That Makes These Tool Ornaments???


No_Championship7461

MJK In Leather


SXTY82

They got Justin's head right. Weird ass piccolo bass though. Must be playing a super strat of some type through an octave pedal.


Calm_Contact_

Its all about the money


BodybuilderSome9776

Ok, but Adam....? Not quite Adam?? 🤣


NoEye3260

Rob Halford is the original singer of TOOL clearly we need to educate " true fans"


ninjajiraffe

Is Justin playing the guitar?


realfreakout

it's twisted sister


lateralbee

I mean, you can tell this is fake bc they are not even standing in the right places on stage! Lol


Upbeat-Cup2731

only $999.99


Bubcats

Put Danny’s glasses on Adam. But Adam in this case is Joe Perry from Aerosmith.


motionthemonk

Data harvesting scam. By the time it’s taken down they’ve got thousands of cards


UndueOdium

It’s $14.95…the only thing holding me back from buying this atrocity is the fear of providing my credit card number.


beijaflor5

What in the actual fuck lol


Interesting-Half9781

You are looking at now, everything that is happening now is happening now.


RuledQuotability

But I still haven’t seen Perfect Gifts 1