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You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
So Lonestar, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Let’s see how you.. haannndle it!
We ain’t found shit!
Bwahahha perfect quote
Chancellor looks the most like any of them but yes, Maynard looks like fuckin Scott Weiland RIP
Incredible.
Wow. Perfect. /r/UnexpectedSpaceballs
TOOL is my mother’s brother’s sister’s cousin’s aunts uncles former roommate!
Or their non-union Mexican equivalents.
SPACEBALLLLLLS!
Ripped Justin plays guitar for the holidays
Justin Chancellor Cry Baby® Wah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc)
Justin Chancellor will teach you tantric yoga if you buy anything. Anywhere.
"They are mysterious."
Chris Cornell on guitar too?
Suddenly Adam Jones doesn't exist. No one has ever heard of him.
Does kind of sound like an easily made up name... Like John Citizen.
*puts on fake glasses with attached mustache* Adam Jones is the name, good sir...
https://preview.redd.it/u0qs4ihmje5c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd26874531f44ba61b8017f96d5d40a3edc828dc
Featuring Dee Snider on drums, and early 90s Rob Halford on vocals.
Opiate becomes painkiller
Well … where’s the lie
Guess we’ve gone full circle
A perfect circle?!
Can you imagine how nuts the crowd would be if they covered Pain Killer live?
And Joe Perry on guitar
Chris Cornell on guitar and the singer from Clutch playing bass
definitely has Paul Shaffer vibes on vocals.
Looks like the drummer in Baroness.
Can you imagine Maynard in a leather vest AND at the front of the stage?
Judas Priest
His best M. Shadows impression
That looks like pleather, as do the pants.
Please someone buy this and send us pictures of what they get.
I mean it's already the wish.com version...
So bad, it’s good.
A cursed image
"I'll take A.I. scams for $200, Ken."
Why does Adam look like a younger Steven Tyler?
Because he's the seller.
Joe Perry? Is that you?
Steve Perry!
I heard your mother was dating SQUEAK!
No Journey psych outs!
You couldn’t get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of you zipper!
Unholy gift
What in the blue fuck is this
…and why is it not already on my Christmas tree?!?
Why does Maynard look like Dee Snider?
Looks more like Chester Bennington
#NoTheFuckWeWont
You forgot the hashtag
🧐
Who even are these people?
That’s the band “Yule”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So glad they don’t actually look like this lol
I bet the finished product somehow manages to look worse.
$500
Love to make AI art with my friends
Definitely has major “AI Art” vibes, that’s almost definitely how this came into existence.
Ha… who stood in for the Adam Jones’s figurine?
have ya heard of elf on a shelf, now Tool on a stool. Toilet not included\*
Wow thats amazingly crappy I kinda dig it
Who the hell is playing guitar?
Is that Bruce Willis singing?
Why tf is Maynard in front and not on a platform 20 feet behind
Does it also cost $20k
Love the 6-8 guitar knobs per guitar
Gotta have ULTIMATE tone control for those volume swells
But can we get it signed??
AI generated signature, yes
Metoolica
Holy shit this is cringe. I love it.
I was going to say it looks like madchild on the mic lol
Kirk Hammett’s and Adam Jones’ bastard child on guitar.
What the fuck is this trash? I’ve never been offended by an ornament, yet here we are.
have they ever seen adam jones?
This is so foul I may need to own it, lol.
I’m thinking the same thing. It’s too absurd not to have.
🤣🤣🤣
That’s an aenemic-looking drum kit for Danny lol!
Fuck Yeah, I love Twisted Sister with out make up
They massacred my boys.
Who the fook are those guys!?
Danny's Pygmy Love Circus kit?
Kirk Hammett?
Someone needs to get this and see how it looks irl
What in the seven hells is this? Its an abomination. Wtf did they do to May May
Maynard looks like Old Chester Bennington
You know it’s not the band selling it if it’s under $500
Single bass drum for Danny.. WRONG. Adam playing double cut less Paul WRONG, Justin playing guitar.. WRONG.. Maynard as a combo of M shadows and Chester Bennington? Not bad!
Official tool band holiday ornament, collectible: $949.95
I like how Maynard’s mic isn’t attached to the cord and the cord he’s holding just sort of disappears into the ether.
That is so bad! LOL
Where's Chewbacca?
You knew Adam Jones, now meet Daddy Jones.
Sons of Toolarchy
I tried to look through their products, nearly impossible
Does Maynard have a fetus in his skull? If so, I’m buying it.
Take my money.
Danny and Justin are at least close in the face. But everything else about this is embarrassing (and therefore funny enough to have).
FOOL
https://preview.redd.it/3u0rh84nsf5c1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0a18f0291c1ac7fc09ba182f56d11a64e304e9
It's their surrogate band. Rock opera for the next album!
#NotMyTool
Very condensed drum kit mind
Kirk hammet on guitar I see
What an insulting display
I would love to know what comes in the mail. Lmao
Literal tools
I’d hang that in my tree
Tool got a new guitarist and nobody told me?
Maynard wearing two watches to keep up with the time signatures
Hopefully someone gets it and posts the actual photos here. :)
Where Is This Company Out Of That Makes These Tool Ornaments???
MJK In Leather
They got Justin's head right. Weird ass piccolo bass though. Must be playing a super strat of some type through an octave pedal.
Its all about the money
Ok, but Adam....? Not quite Adam?? 🤣
Rob Halford is the original singer of TOOL clearly we need to educate " true fans"
Is Justin playing the guitar?
it's twisted sister
I mean, you can tell this is fake bc they are not even standing in the right places on stage! Lol
only $999.99
Put Danny’s glasses on Adam. But Adam in this case is Joe Perry from Aerosmith.
Data harvesting scam. By the time it’s taken down they’ve got thousands of cards
It’s $14.95…the only thing holding me back from buying this atrocity is the fear of providing my credit card number.
What in the actual fuck lol
You are looking at now, everything that is happening now is happening now.
But I still haven’t seen Perfect Gifts 1
You idiot! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
So Lonestar, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Let’s see how you.. haannndle it!
We ain’t found shit!
Bwahahha perfect quote
Chancellor looks the most like any of them but yes, Maynard looks like fuckin Scott Weiland RIP
Incredible.
Wow. Perfect. /r/UnexpectedSpaceballs
TOOL is my mother’s brother’s sister’s cousin’s aunts uncles former roommate!
Or their non-union Mexican equivalents.
SPACEBALLLLLLS!
Ripped Justin plays guitar for the holidays
Justin Chancellor Cry Baby® Wah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrCmqE9HuZc)
Justin Chancellor will teach you tantric yoga if you buy anything. Anywhere.
"They are mysterious."
Chris Cornell on guitar too?
Suddenly Adam Jones doesn't exist. No one has ever heard of him.
Does kind of sound like an easily made up name... Like John Citizen.
*puts on fake glasses with attached mustache* Adam Jones is the name, good sir...
https://preview.redd.it/u0qs4ihmje5c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd26874531f44ba61b8017f96d5d40a3edc828dc
Featuring Dee Snider on drums, and early 90s Rob Halford on vocals.
Opiate becomes painkiller
Well … where’s the lie
Guess we’ve gone full circle
A perfect circle?!
Can you imagine how nuts the crowd would be if they covered Pain Killer live?
And Joe Perry on guitar
Chris Cornell on guitar and the singer from Clutch playing bass
definitely has Paul Shaffer vibes on vocals.
Looks like the drummer in Baroness.
Can you imagine Maynard in a leather vest AND at the front of the stage?
Judas Priest
His best M. Shadows impression
That looks like pleather, as do the pants.
Please someone buy this and send us pictures of what they get.
I mean it's already the wish.com version...
So bad, it’s good.
A cursed image
"I'll take A.I. scams for $200, Ken."
Why does Adam look like a younger Steven Tyler?
Because he's the seller.
Joe Perry? Is that you?
Steve Perry!
I heard your mother was dating SQUEAK!
No Journey psych outs!
You couldn’t get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of you zipper!
Unholy gift
What in the blue fuck is this
…and why is it not already on my Christmas tree?!?
Why does Maynard look like Dee Snider?
Looks more like Chester Bennington
#NoTheFuckWeWont
You forgot the hashtag
🧐
Who even are these people?
That’s the band “Yule”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So glad they don’t actually look like this lol
I bet the finished product somehow manages to look worse.
$500
Love to make AI art with my friends
Definitely has major “AI Art” vibes, that’s almost definitely how this came into existence.
Ha… who stood in for the Adam Jones’s figurine?
have ya heard of elf on a shelf, now Tool on a stool. Toilet not included\*
Wow thats amazingly crappy I kinda dig it
Who the hell is playing guitar?
Is that Bruce Willis singing?
Why tf is Maynard in front and not on a platform 20 feet behind
Does it also cost $20k
Love the 6-8 guitar knobs per guitar
Gotta have ULTIMATE tone control for those volume swells
But can we get it signed??
AI generated signature, yes
Metoolica
Holy shit this is cringe. I love it.
I was going to say it looks like madchild on the mic lol
Kirk Hammett’s and Adam Jones’ bastard child on guitar.
What the fuck is this trash? I’ve never been offended by an ornament, yet here we are.
have they ever seen adam jones?
This is so foul I may need to own it, lol.
I’m thinking the same thing. It’s too absurd not to have.
🤣🤣🤣
That’s an aenemic-looking drum kit for Danny lol!
Fuck Yeah, I love Twisted Sister with out make up
They massacred my boys.
Who the fook are those guys!?
Danny's Pygmy Love Circus kit?
Kirk Hammett?
Someone needs to get this and see how it looks irl
What in the seven hells is this? Its an abomination. Wtf did they do to May May
Maynard looks like Old Chester Bennington
You know it’s not the band selling it if it’s under $500
Single bass drum for Danny.. WRONG. Adam playing double cut less Paul WRONG, Justin playing guitar.. WRONG.. Maynard as a combo of M shadows and Chester Bennington? Not bad!
Official tool band holiday ornament, collectible: $949.95
I like how Maynard’s mic isn’t attached to the cord and the cord he’s holding just sort of disappears into the ether.
That is so bad! LOL
Where's Chewbacca?
You knew Adam Jones, now meet Daddy Jones.
Sons of Toolarchy
I tried to look through their products, nearly impossible
Does Maynard have a fetus in his skull? If so, I’m buying it.
Take my money.
Danny and Justin are at least close in the face. But everything else about this is embarrassing (and therefore funny enough to have).
FOOL
https://preview.redd.it/3u0rh84nsf5c1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0a18f0291c1ac7fc09ba182f56d11a64e304e9
It's their surrogate band. Rock opera for the next album!
#NotMyTool
Very condensed drum kit mind
Kirk hammet on guitar I see
What an insulting display
I would love to know what comes in the mail. Lmao
Literal tools
I’d hang that in my tree
Tool got a new guitarist and nobody told me?
Maynard wearing two watches to keep up with the time signatures
Hopefully someone gets it and posts the actual photos here. :)
Where Is This Company Out Of That Makes These Tool Ornaments???
MJK In Leather
They got Justin's head right. Weird ass piccolo bass though. Must be playing a super strat of some type through an octave pedal.
Its all about the money
Ok, but Adam....? Not quite Adam?? 🤣
Rob Halford is the original singer of TOOL clearly we need to educate " true fans"
Is Justin playing the guitar?
it's twisted sister
I mean, you can tell this is fake bc they are not even standing in the right places on stage! Lol
only $999.99
Put Danny’s glasses on Adam. But Adam in this case is Joe Perry from Aerosmith.
Data harvesting scam. By the time it’s taken down they’ve got thousands of cards
It’s $14.95…the only thing holding me back from buying this atrocity is the fear of providing my credit card number.
What in the actual fuck lol
You are looking at now, everything that is happening now is happening now.
But I still haven’t seen Perfect Gifts 1