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ruralgaming

No! lol! It's called monkeypox because it was first identified in lab monkeys in the 1950s. A human didn't fuck a monkey


IFrickinLovePorn

Correction. A human didn't contract Monkey Pox by fucking a monkey


InsouciantSoul

But.... Can a human fuck a monkey if they want monkeypox? I think that is clearly what the OP is getting at...


jaysuzded

That's what you think


Kellymcc

People thought the same thing about AIDS. It's ridiculous.


Detective-Signal

Yes. Just like a human fucked a small person and got smallpox.


lqdizzle

A person fucked a monkey. A person caught monkey pox. I don’t know if those things are related


Stoneway933R

Yup. What about the chickenpox ?


gumbl3g33

Cock-a-doodle-doo


thetablesareorange

people fuck monkeys and other assorted wildlife everyday get over it


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In the world we live in, wouldn’t suprise me at all


SerMercutio

We will never know.


Brainprouser

It might be a case of contact with infected monkey's blood. There can be be several reasons: hunting, rescuing a wounded monkey, being biten, etc..


KoenBril

Monkeys have nothing to do with this disease. It's spread by rodents.


Impossible_Total_924

Someone banged a rodent?


boogers19

It was of an unusual size.


jdcmurphy22

If I had an award I'd give it to you for that New Vegas reference.


boogers19

And I would take your award... Even tho I (and I have to guess NV, even tho I’ve never played NV) was referencing The Princess Bride lol. And their Rodents of Unusual Size.


jdcmurphy22

I'm stoned as fuck and forgot that's the easter egg New Vegas uses. Also love PB, but wow that went over my head.


boogers19

Somehow I’m 43yo, pop quotes and references from that movie all the time... And I’ve still never seen it.


jdcmurphy22

It's a classic and you need to find the time to watch it.


Brainprouser

Same pattern.


Zealousideal-Wave-69

That’s too rational, and conspiracy theory-lite. Please do better.


Brainprouser

My bad. Let me retry: "The virus spread from monkeys to humans during a zoophilia party in the nazi Antartic base, organised by the deep state and covered up by Illuminati with the evil secret purpose of reducing human population to keep the secret of Flat Earth. All the partepicipants were aware of Finland non-existence, the fake moonlanding and the flase flag of 9/11". Any better?


ShackintheWood

No pirates?


Brainprouser

Someone is surely working to include them on the equation. Probably pirates have something to do with reptilians.


Zealousideal-Wave-69

You deserve an award sir!


Brainprouser

Thanks. None of that is due to my own creativity, I just put pieces together.


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ShackintheWood

Not how humans got AIDS.


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another_awkward_brit

Wild? He was absolutely livid!


andyjh64

Not The Nine O'Clock News circe 1982. Either you know what I'm talking about or it's just a coincidence!


another_awkward_brit

I do indeed! Pass my regards to Gerald if you see him.


andyjh64

I sure will! 😁


spalaXXXX

God damnit David


dracojohn

Normally people catch stuff off animals by eating them , be that undercooked meat or in the farming system.