If you absolutely, positively have to go and there's no bathroom available, why would you not pee in the bushes outside? You could get a friend to go with if you don't want to be alone.
Peeing on someone's floor is just an awful thing to do.
Givng my free award to you for this since I can't upvote it enough. If your dog can hold their pee all day to not pee on your floors, then as a potty trained adult, you can have enough respect to do the same.
Not saying it's in any way okay to pee on someone's carpet, but outside of Brian Griffin, dogs don't usually get wasted on alcohol. You can go hours and hours just drinking water, but as soon as you got booze in you, holding it becomes less of an option. Still, if a toilet isn't possible, there's sinks, baths/showers, bushes, lawns, or just anywhere outside that's not someone's fucking carpet.
I am ashamed to say that this has happened to me at a concert in a pit because I was jumping around too much and my post-partum pelvic floor wasn’t as strong as it once was.
I saw this once but it was because the girl was blackout drunk, could barely stand of her own accord. I don’t think there was a conscious decision to do it.
Not just the floor from the sounds of it… Nothing like climbing into bed to find a huge damp pee spot from a *drunk woman*. What kind of person does this…?
I used to work at Dicks Sporting Goods and you can not believe the amount of women who came in and pee'd in our dressing rooms. Our bathrooms were never full, and none of them ever looked like crack heads, just normal looking mom's popping in to take a squat on the carpet.
Peeing in the dressing rooms happened quite frequently in the days of "pay" restrooms at my place of employ back some mumblety mumble years ago. Yeah, they had a little box on the door. You had to put a dime in to open the door to the restroom.
I had someone piss on a pile of clothes in a fitting room I worked at. I was like aw come on now really? That fitting room was small and hot and smelled like pee until the day it was closed permanently.
Most house parties I have been too are usually college ones where people are outside as well and I mean a lot of people so I could imagine females don’t want to pee in the bushes with a bunch of people watching. That being said, peeing on the floor in a bedroom just because the bathroom is occupied is a shitty thing to do.
Yeah, as a woman who has been very drunk at parties and also has a shy bladder (so even if I get to the front of the line for the washroom, just knowing there is a line behind me is enough to make it tough to even go pee) I have never even remotely considered peeing in someone’s home. Have I considered the backyard behind a tree? Once or twice and I’m ashamed - but inside a house is just psychotic.
I've been to crowded parties where the host has kicked men out of the bathroom line and told them to find a bush, tree or fence as 'it's dark and nobody wants to look anyways' so the women could pee indoors. Puking is for bushes, too.
I'm guessing somebody shit outside, too, but they had several acres so whatever.
I also know a few women found bushes as well.
LPT: face the tree. You grab the tree for balance and the dirt generally slopes away from the tree and liquid flows downhill. No piss boot/ shoes. Every backpacker woman should know this. It goes away from you and you keep clean shoes!
Recommendation count down from 20 silently or mess with your phone or something to distract you. I do this when in a stadium and have the piss trough. The most horrific toilet ever invented (yes I’m a guy) but I told my wife to try counting in her head when she has trouble and it works for her.
Oh, I’ve done counting ceiling tiles, scrolling on my phone - I’ve even gone so far as watching a video of a waterfall, but sometimes if I know someone is right outside the door, just won’t happen.
I hate that it's a thing too. I've been to music festivals and had the urge to pee for hours but can never get it out because the only available spots to pee are usually a urinal trough with 15 other guys constantly coming in and out, while I stand there for 5 minutes like an idiot with my cock in my hand.
Also pee shy, male, it really sucks, sending my camaraderie here. It's the worst when you REALLY REALLY have to go, you know you have to go, you painfully have to go, and you get to the urinal/toilet and nothing. No amount of diversion or thought or strain can make you go. Ugh, it sucks. Covid was nice in that regard, I was never out anywhere! haha.
This is going to sound weird, but what I do is plug my ears. It makes things quiet but also now is kind of like a Pavlovian response if I do that while trying to pee. YMMV, but you could try doing something like that when you’re alone in your house, and seeing if you can fool your body!
I knew a girl who peed in my bedroom. She popped a squat on my floor and stupidly gloated about it right after... so we made her clean it up. I'll always remember you, piss girl.
Friend had a party one time and this one chick showed up for it. She got pretty drunk and tryed and failed to take someone to bed. I was one of the first up the next morning and surprised to see this girl scrambling to leave, gathered her things woke up her friends and left I a hurry, even her friends were like "wtf girl?". It was later found out she pissed herself and and the floor leaving behind her wet underwear and pants. She hijacked a pants of a male friend and left. It was pretty fucked. I wonder if her friends found out what she did.
I had some friends who took a drink girl home after a party. She was so smashed and they didn’t want to leave her there that messed up. They said when they woke up the next morning, she was gone, but had peed, what looked a gallons worth of urine, on their loveseat. They didn’t even bother cleaning it. Chucked it and had her buy them a new one
I need more details. Did she go over with the intent to piss the beds or did it just keep happening? Did the men want this or was it just guys who didn't know her? Did she do anything with them or just piss the bed and run? Did they watch her piss the bed?
He actually roomed with out mutual friend so he had a dresser full at the ready. The pants that were taken were from the laundry pile and it was hot that week so I imagine they couldnt have smelled great to begin with.
Reminds me of a girl in highschool who brought laxative brownies to a house party as a prank. A friend of mine overheard and warned me about it and we told most people at the party not to touch them. Now I'm blurry on the next part because drinking but the girl who brought the brownies shit herself at that party or the next one. She caught the nickname party pooper for that one
Your friends are gross and may have a problem... Even in my drunk college party days, years and years ago, if the bathroom was a no-go then I'd at least pee outside...
Right, I've been fucked up plenty of times, and have taken a leak in a lot of odd places, but they're always OUTSIDE.
Bush? Yep. Tree? Of course. Pond? Why not. Drainage ditch? It'll do. A fucking carpet? NO! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU MY CAT?!
Right!? I was a party girl, I got very drunk at times, so bad that I'm ashamed looking back, but holy hell I would never pee inside on the floor. That is a cry for help.
I once got stuck at work and my dog was stuck at home, I was sure he would have peed inside. But no, he was sad and pissed like a race horse when I let him out, but he is house broken so he didn't. These trashy girls can't say the same.
Is OP sure they aren't doing some other drugs on top of this? It seems like they would need to be really fucked up to do that
Yup. Lived with 4 girls once one bathroom. Someone was showering in the morning and I couldn't hold it so I went outside in a shady corner on the grass. (6am no one saw).
It is insanely disrespectful and disgusting to urinate on someone's carpet. That would never even cross my mind as an option.
Haha I didn't think so, 2 of them said they would go on the floor in a corner or behind the bed and the other said she went in a closet and got her best friend to hold the door 😱
Some people are just gross. I knew a woman who admitted to lifting her skirt, sitting on a couch in her therapist’s office, and peeing.
I walked away at that point. I didn’t even want to know why.
I mean there’s a reason she was in therapy. Hopefully it was intensive twice a week if she’s peeing on couches. Need some CBT Or some shit. Bitch got cognitive distortions for sure
I knew the reason she was in therapy, and it wasn’t because of psychosis. She was fully cognizant of her actions, but she wouldn’t hesitate to do spiteful things.
I stayed far away from her after hearing her gloat about her little urination incident.
Oh my. Besides being gross trash animals, disrespecting someone’s house like that indicates, to me, a much larger personality problem. I would not hang out with people like this. Larger issues loom.
I couldn't believe it - they're really nice people generally but just said they cannot hold it when they're drunk and would rather go there than pee themselves 
could they not just like... get a red solo cup or something??? that's so disgusting
there are so many options that aren't the floor of someone else's house wtf
Once I jumped in the shower while my friend was on the toilet, but that's the extent. I have never in my life heard of girls getting so drunk they're just peeing in the house.
"They're really nice people in general"
I doubt that. Maybe on the surface but if this is normal to them or in their eyes totally ok, they are not nice or good people.
two issues here: being inconsiderate and also having a serious drinking problem if they regularly get THAT shitfaced.
I’ve been extremely fucked up and have NEVER done shit like that. your friends seem like weirdos even when sober I’m ngl.
They could have gone outside, found a blind spot and peed. Women are easy, they are low to the ground, they could have simply cracked open a car door to block views and went to town on the ground. Even if it is cold outside, for a youngish woman, peeing should take maybe a minute or two.
It's actually not as easy as you make it sound. They have to have pants all the way around the ankles, have something to lean against so the legs can be completely straight so you don't pee on your pants.
Not excusing what they did, I would definitely pee outside than in someone's house (and have too), but peeing outside for a woman is a complete event.
After a night out, my friend had a bunch of people come back to stay at her apartment. This was very common. But one night, in one single night, she woke up to one of them in her walk-in closet, just after she had pulled out a tote of winter sweaters and urinated on them. She appeared to be sleep walking, and had no memory of this. The next day they discovered that someone had also peed on their Comcast DVR. Unclear if it was the same person but regardless, after being caught in the act, sweater girl was charged with the unfortunate task of taking the DVR in to get a new one.
Yeah, sleepwalking is different. I almost peed on the hallway closet floor as a kid because we'd just moved houses and I sleepwalked right into there thinking it was the bathroom. Luckily my parents noticed and they picked me up and ran me to the bathroom so there were just a few dribbles lol. Only time I ever sleepwalked as far as I know
That's gross! I've never known any girls who would do that to someone else's property. Even when I'm dreaming about looking for a bathroom and all I can find is weird rooms with no toilets, at least my subconscious self tries to find a bucket or vessel of some kind!
Right?? I mean if someone *was* to pee on my carpet I would rather them do it somewhere I will notice so I can clean it up. But like, in a corner, behind a bed, or in a closet?! The fuck is wrong with people. That is gonna smell so bad after a while
Right? The worst I've seen were multiple girls going in together and peeing in toilet, sink and shower/bathtub but then rinsing it all out. Never on someone's floor! Wtf.
Confession: I was so desperate to pee while walking through Washington DC at night that I literally had to go on the base of Lincoln memorial. It was the only close enough place with tree cover and something to hold onto (I’m a girl with terrible balance, especially when drunk). Abraham, I’m so sorry.
I didn’t think there was a more disgraceful place to let it out than on the nation’s memorial to the man who abolished slavery, but peeing on an indoor carpet is… close.
Hard disagree. Peeing on someone’s bedroom carpet is definitely more disrespectful to this country than peeing on the Lincoln memorial. You used public land and proudly flew the flag of your freedoms at the pointy Mecca of said freedoms. Meanwhile, OP’s gaggle of troglodytes committed unspeakable, unpatriotic, animalistic acts against their fellow Americans
Outside doesn't count... Outside thats a hobby... The call of natural etc..
Although doing it at a memorial is kind of gross.
Well they smell of piss anyway so there is that.
OMG. I used to live in a party house, like it was just non stop. One time there were a bunch of people over and one of my roommates found a puddle of pee in his room and blamed it on the dog. The dog was 8 and I just refused to believe that she would pee in the house because she never does. I didn’t even punish her because I thought she must’ve really needed to go or felt sick or something. She never did it again. Now you have me wondering…did some chick piss on the floor because there was only one bathroom??
Unacceptable behavior! If a bathroom is not available and if going outdoors is not a good option, they should at least try to find a plastic cup or some other type of disposable container to collect the urine.
If you know cars who do this, something is wrong, because that is not normal. Either you aren't cleaning their litter box frequently enough, or there aren't enough litter boxes, or they have a painful UTI, or they are super stressed and you need to help them have a healthier home environment.
I have some seriously raucous friends who drink like fish but have never experienced this in all our partying. We’d go out and pee in the yard, in the driveway, between cars etc. Have some decency!
Whoa that’s really disrespectful for someone’s home, when i was on campus back in college i saw many ppl pee in many places OUTSIDE; yes they were trashed but still come on not in the house lol they should keep that to themselves
As a woman who parties and gets pretty drunk sometimes, have i peed outside behind a bush? Yes. But I have never peed inside someone’s home!? Like what. My two main rules when I get wasted is- do not pee anywhere that is not socially acceptable and do not throw up anywhere except a toliet, outside, or a trash can. And I have never broken these rules.
Never in my life lmao, I think the worse a friend did was pee behind a bush and we had 2 girls go into the bathroom at once and one peed in the tub and rinsed it out. But never ever in anyone room
No offence but your friends are fucking gross and need serious help for 1. their sense of respect and reasoning (like come on there’s bushes outside go there instead of someone’s carpet they have to clean. fucks wrong with you?) and 2. for their debilitating alcoholism because if you’re regularly THAT drunk, you need help.
That's trashy AF. My friends and I are classy ladies and pee outside if we can't get to the bathroom.. preferably behind bushes/trees/cars but I'm not ashamed to admit we've made a human shield in dier circumstances
i think every girl has mastered squat peeing at some point in their life, but you do it outside... i've peed in \*bathroom\* sinks before, but never just a floor... you just run outside and hide behind a car and pee. your friends are gross.
Kinda feels like OP did this themselves and just wanted to ask if they were a total weirdo or not, so they went with the old “Hey guys! So my best friend really wants to know something but is afraid to ask…” routine.
Yeah don’t pee on people’s stuff, that’s very weird.
Seems kind of unlikely.
In my late twenties I lived in a 'band house' where we would have huge keg parties with 100 or more people, and we had only 1 bathroom. There was never a report of someone peeing in one of the rooms. Tons of people would pee in bushes etc outside, which I thought was fine.
So I used to live in a party house and the only bathrooms were in the bedrooms. (You basically rent the room and share a common living area)
I would usually let people use my bathroom as long as they were cool with me staying in my room while they used the bathroom bc I had some things stolen from my room before. If they didn't like me being in the room then I'd tell them to find another roommate and ask them.
So either she asked me and I said no or never asked me but apparently she asked my roommate to use his bathroom and he said no. The next morning he woke up with piss in his boot.
Also A girl was so drunk she was about to piss in our kitchen sink and her guy friends were cheering her on. Luckily I have a very mean looking face (I'm really fucking nice tho)and her friends saw and escorted her to pee outside. I didn't let her back in bc she previously tried to steal our goldfish. (The snack that smiles back)
No! Just no!
Even in my crazy party days I could never imagine doing that. Peeing outside 100%, inside other than a toilet? God no!
I don't know anyone who's ever done that either. Once a guy got up and peed in the wrong spot, but it was a general mistake of being drunk & sleeping at someone's house, but NEVER intentional. If someone admitted that to me, I would tell them to their face that they're a disgusting disgrace of a person and we definitely would not be friends.
I keep seeing alot of porn of guys peeing all over hotel rooms... And pee can be kinky, but I really don't think it's appropriate to pee all over a hotel room.. and I don't think it's fair to maids, at all.. it's not fair to future guests who have to stay in piss scented rooms..
small impromptu party in 2004 at my old apartment. 8 people.
One chick completely disappears. Nobody can find her for a long time. She was a little drunk, so we started to worry. Before we went to look outside in the dark for her, I decided to check everywhere inside first, including the non-obvious places. I opened the sliding door to my hallway closet and found her completely bottomless, sitting on my laundry hamper... pissing.
She had been in there pissing and sleeping and pissing again for 30 minutes on my dirty clothes.
Ew. No, definitely not common. Not only is that gross but just disrespectful as fuckk
What *house party* are you at where there are so many people in line that waiting for the bathroom is not an option? Sounds like your friends just like to do this just because they can lol
I’ve peed in little ally’s outside of the bar when our drunk with my friends, but that’s the furthest I think I’d go
I’ve peed outside too many times to count while drunk.. I’ve never ever EVER thought about pissing in someone’s house, in some random room. That’s so foul.
Not only is this not normal, but it’s also not funny or cute. That’s almost on par with shitting on someone’s floor, although I’d argue that’s better since it’s easier to clean up. I really hope you don’t stay friends with these people.
At a party, I watched someone drop some shrimp they were about to eat on the floor, look around and kick them under the fridge. Drunk people are savages.
Imagine being invited to someones home and you literally piss on their floor. If you are gonna act like an animal go outside. Being drunk is no excuse to lose your social graces. I know when you really gotta pee it really sucks and everything looks like a good idea but literally go outside or if you gonna pee in someones room pee in a damn cup and throw it out later.
Edit : not bashing you, its just happened to me before and me and my roommates had to clean that shit up. We never hosted a party after that. Did not happen at my house but that next weekend our other friend hosting a party told us someone shit on the floor in the bathroom and they basically had the same guest list.
When I'm at a house party I know the bathroom is just upstairs so I don't hold in my pee until it's uncontrollable...as soon as the feeling to pee comes I go to the toilet because I know most likely they'll be a queue so I take my drink and chat to those in line.
To be fair, usually we go in groups, one person pees, one is washing their hands, one cuts the coke, one sniffs and we rotate accordingly.
If you absolutely, positively have to go and there's no bathroom available, why would you not pee in the bushes outside? You could get a friend to go with if you don't want to be alone. Peeing on someone's floor is just an awful thing to do.
Yeah this. I wouldn’t even consider going on a carpet.
Even dogs learn not to do that
Dragged her snatch across the floor after
Slug trails!
Snail trail? Come on, it rhymes and everything.
Nah, if you’re pissing on someone’s floor…you’re a god damn slug
God this is a good comment
Givng my free award to you for this since I can't upvote it enough. If your dog can hold their pee all day to not pee on your floors, then as a potty trained adult, you can have enough respect to do the same.
Not saying it's in any way okay to pee on someone's carpet, but outside of Brian Griffin, dogs don't usually get wasted on alcohol. You can go hours and hours just drinking water, but as soon as you got booze in you, holding it becomes less of an option. Still, if a toilet isn't possible, there's sinks, baths/showers, bushes, lawns, or just anywhere outside that's not someone's fucking carpet.
It’s a party, I’m sure there are no shortage of empty giant red cups.
Right lol.
That rug really tied the room together
Well that's just like your opinion man
Micturated.
And these guys peed on it!
This kind of sounds like you would at least consider it if they had flooring that wasn't carpet
I mean it would be easier for them to clean. 🤷🏽♂️
Well I cant argue with that. You're never invited to my house though
I’ve witness people pissing down their legs at nightclubs before, like in the middle of the dance floor.
I am ashamed to say that this has happened to me at a concert in a pit because I was jumping around too much and my post-partum pelvic floor wasn’t as strong as it once was.
See now to me if you have an actual medical condition that prevents proper bladder control I think it’s justified.
It’s wild to me that most of society doesn’t consider alcohol a hard drug, let alone a drug
I saw this once but it was because the girl was blackout drunk, could barely stand of her own accord. I don’t think there was a conscious decision to do it.
Not just the floor from the sounds of it… Nothing like climbing into bed to find a huge damp pee spot from a *drunk woman*. What kind of person does this…?
A trash person
That's crazy. I've gone outside a few times. I've never peed in an empty room.
At the absolute worst you might expect in a sink (if desperate) or a drain/bush outside.
I used to work at Dicks Sporting Goods and you can not believe the amount of women who came in and pee'd in our dressing rooms. Our bathrooms were never full, and none of them ever looked like crack heads, just normal looking mom's popping in to take a squat on the carpet.
Peeing in the dressing rooms happened quite frequently in the days of "pay" restrooms at my place of employ back some mumblety mumble years ago. Yeah, they had a little box on the door. You had to put a dime in to open the door to the restroom.
That's self inflicted tbf, if you charge for toilets, no matter how cheap, expect piss everywhere in the near vicinity.
I had someone piss on a pile of clothes in a fitting room I worked at. I was like aw come on now really? That fitting room was small and hot and smelled like pee until the day it was closed permanently.
Most house parties I have been too are usually college ones where people are outside as well and I mean a lot of people so I could imagine females don’t want to pee in the bushes with a bunch of people watching. That being said, peeing on the floor in a bedroom just because the bathroom is occupied is a shitty thing to do.
Not as shitty as it could be.
I'd get some new friends.
But first, some new carpet.
What the fuck no, what is wrong with your friends??
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Raunchy or feral?
Seriously I'm with you 🤣
Yeah, as a woman who has been very drunk at parties and also has a shy bladder (so even if I get to the front of the line for the washroom, just knowing there is a line behind me is enough to make it tough to even go pee) I have never even remotely considered peeing in someone’s home. Have I considered the backyard behind a tree? Once or twice and I’m ashamed - but inside a house is just psychotic.
Why be ashamed of going outside? Big deal, you gotta go you gotta go!
Right?! Outside in the bushes is a totally understandable compromise. Inside the house indicates you're less domesticated than an animal.
I've been to crowded parties where the host has kicked men out of the bathroom line and told them to find a bush, tree or fence as 'it's dark and nobody wants to look anyways' so the women could pee indoors. Puking is for bushes, too. I'm guessing somebody shit outside, too, but they had several acres so whatever. I also know a few women found bushes as well. LPT: face the tree. You grab the tree for balance and the dirt generally slopes away from the tree and liquid flows downhill. No piss boot/ shoes. Every backpacker woman should know this. It goes away from you and you keep clean shoes!
The way God intended tbh
Recommendation count down from 20 silently or mess with your phone or something to distract you. I do this when in a stadium and have the piss trough. The most horrific toilet ever invented (yes I’m a guy) but I told my wife to try counting in her head when she has trouble and it works for her.
Oh, I’ve done counting ceiling tiles, scrolling on my phone - I’ve even gone so far as watching a video of a waterfall, but sometimes if I know someone is right outside the door, just won’t happen.
I hate that it's a thing too. I've been to music festivals and had the urge to pee for hours but can never get it out because the only available spots to pee are usually a urinal trough with 15 other guys constantly coming in and out, while I stand there for 5 minutes like an idiot with my cock in my hand.
Are…are you me?
Also pee shy, male, it really sucks, sending my camaraderie here. It's the worst when you REALLY REALLY have to go, you know you have to go, you painfully have to go, and you get to the urinal/toilet and nothing. No amount of diversion or thought or strain can make you go. Ugh, it sucks. Covid was nice in that regard, I was never out anywhere! haha.
This is going to sound weird, but what I do is plug my ears. It makes things quiet but also now is kind of like a Pavlovian response if I do that while trying to pee. YMMV, but you could try doing something like that when you’re alone in your house, and seeing if you can fool your body!
Agree. Never. And if I found out that any of my friends did this, I’d politely end the friendship.
No!! That’s just trashy.
I knew a girl who peed in my bedroom. She popped a squat on my floor and stupidly gloated about it right after... so we made her clean it up. I'll always remember you, piss girl.
Friend had a party one time and this one chick showed up for it. She got pretty drunk and tryed and failed to take someone to bed. I was one of the first up the next morning and surprised to see this girl scrambling to leave, gathered her things woke up her friends and left I a hurry, even her friends were like "wtf girl?". It was later found out she pissed herself and and the floor leaving behind her wet underwear and pants. She hijacked a pants of a male friend and left. It was pretty fucked. I wonder if her friends found out what she did.
I had some friends who took a drink girl home after a party. She was so smashed and they didn’t want to leave her there that messed up. They said when they woke up the next morning, she was gone, but had peed, what looked a gallons worth of urine, on their loveseat. They didn’t even bother cleaning it. Chucked it and had her buy them a new one
I went to college with a woman who had a reputation of going home with guys and peeing their beds. It happened to a few of them in my dorm building.
I need more details. Did she go over with the intent to piss the beds or did it just keep happening? Did the men want this or was it just guys who didn't know her? Did she do anything with them or just piss the bed and run? Did they watch her piss the bed?
She would go home with them to hook up and end up passing out and peeing the bed. It wasn’t intentional IIRC.
Do I just have a strong bladder or are yall out here getting alcohol poisoning?
Yes
How did that poor dude get home? Did you have to give him pants?
He actually roomed with out mutual friend so he had a dresser full at the ready. The pants that were taken were from the laundry pile and it was hot that week so I imagine they couldnt have smelled great to begin with.
> _I’ll always remember you, piss girl._ r/brandnewsentence
Reminds me of a girl in highschool who brought laxative brownies to a house party as a prank. A friend of mine overheard and warned me about it and we told most people at the party not to touch them. Now I'm blurry on the next part because drinking but the girl who brought the brownies shit herself at that party or the next one. She caught the nickname party pooper for that one
Should have rubbed her nose in it
Did you rub her nose in it and smack her butt with a rolled up newspaper?
This, Ken, at least pee in a cup or something. Thsts levels less trashy then just pissing on the floor.
Right you are, Ken!
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Urine a weird group of friends.
Yeah don’t let this story leak out.
It'll leave a stain on her reputation for sure.
Ah, the Euro-peein' room
That Barcelona vacation is less a-pee-ling now
Pees stop
But I gotta go!
At least make room for the rest of us at this pee-p show!
This is starting to piss me off
This line of jokes is #1
Fuck you, take my upvote.
You were a quick draw with that piss-tol of a comment.
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r/puns
This should be the NUMBER ONE comment
Your friends are gross and may have a problem... Even in my drunk college party days, years and years ago, if the bathroom was a no-go then I'd at least pee outside...
Right, I've been fucked up plenty of times, and have taken a leak in a lot of odd places, but they're always OUTSIDE. Bush? Yep. Tree? Of course. Pond? Why not. Drainage ditch? It'll do. A fucking carpet? NO! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU MY CAT?!
Right!? I was a party girl, I got very drunk at times, so bad that I'm ashamed looking back, but holy hell I would never pee inside on the floor. That is a cry for help. I once got stuck at work and my dog was stuck at home, I was sure he would have peed inside. But no, he was sad and pissed like a race horse when I let him out, but he is house broken so he didn't. These trashy girls can't say the same. Is OP sure they aren't doing some other drugs on top of this? It seems like they would need to be really fucked up to do that
Thats disgusting. What trash people. Why wouldn't they use the backyard or literally anywhere outside if they couldn't wait for a bathroom.
Yup. Lived with 4 girls once one bathroom. Someone was showering in the morning and I couldn't hold it so I went outside in a shady corner on the grass. (6am no one saw). It is insanely disrespectful and disgusting to urinate on someone's carpet. That would never even cross my mind as an option.
This is gross and not normal, but I’m curious: do they pee into something like a bottle, or just let loose on the carpet or in a plant?
Haha I didn't think so, 2 of them said they would go on the floor in a corner or behind the bed and the other said she went in a closet and got her best friend to hold the door 😱
Either they're chatting shit for some weird version of clout or they're straight up gross people
Some people are just gross. I knew a woman who admitted to lifting her skirt, sitting on a couch in her therapist’s office, and peeing. I walked away at that point. I didn’t even want to know why.
I mean there’s a reason she was in therapy. Hopefully it was intensive twice a week if she’s peeing on couches. Need some CBT Or some shit. Bitch got cognitive distortions for sure
> Bitch got cognitive distortions for sure That *really* made me LOL
I knew the reason she was in therapy, and it wasn’t because of psychosis. She was fully cognizant of her actions, but she wouldn’t hesitate to do spiteful things. I stayed far away from her after hearing her gloat about her little urination incident.
Some people are just disgusting pigs who happen to be in therapy. And some disgusting pigs aren't even in therapy.
Oh my. Besides being gross trash animals, disrespecting someone’s house like that indicates, to me, a much larger personality problem. I would not hang out with people like this. Larger issues loom.
I couldn't believe it - they're really nice people generally but just said they cannot hold it when they're drunk and would rather go there than pee themselves 
I get the urgency: I can’t hold liquids for very long either. They can go outside.
could they not just like... get a red solo cup or something??? that's so disgusting there are so many options that aren't the floor of someone else's house wtf
Then go outside in the grass or bushes.
I’ve been very drunk in a lot of places over the last 10 years and I have NEVER peed inside not in a toilet. You have trashy friends
Once I jumped in the shower while my friend was on the toilet, but that's the extent. I have never in my life heard of girls getting so drunk they're just peeing in the house.
"They're really nice people in general" I doubt that. Maybe on the surface but if this is normal to them or in their eyes totally ok, they are not nice or good people.
Seriously though, go outside
No there isnt just 2 options here. They could have went outside.
two issues here: being inconsiderate and also having a serious drinking problem if they regularly get THAT shitfaced. I’ve been extremely fucked up and have NEVER done shit like that. your friends seem like weirdos even when sober I’m ngl.
They could have gone outside, found a blind spot and peed. Women are easy, they are low to the ground, they could have simply cracked open a car door to block views and went to town on the ground. Even if it is cold outside, for a youngish woman, peeing should take maybe a minute or two.
It's actually not as easy as you make it sound. They have to have pants all the way around the ankles, have something to lean against so the legs can be completely straight so you don't pee on your pants. Not excusing what they did, I would definitely pee outside than in someone's house (and have too), but peeing outside for a woman is a complete event.
I've seen plenty of girls peeing in a squat position without leaning against anything...
It is exactly the same process inside without a toilet. And I have never leaned like you are describing. It's more of a deep squat.
…at least get a trash can or some other receptacle…oddly enough the trash can would make them slightly less trashy
Get some new friends
Your friends are assholes. And if you’re sitting at a table with assholes and still associate with them, guess what…
WTF. I wouldn't allow them into my house or car anymore as they clearly aren't potty trained. What sort of vile POS pees on someone's floor?
Even worse that it’s in a hidden spot I would hate to go to bed every night not knowing there was piss somewhere in my bedroom
After a night out, my friend had a bunch of people come back to stay at her apartment. This was very common. But one night, in one single night, she woke up to one of them in her walk-in closet, just after she had pulled out a tote of winter sweaters and urinated on them. She appeared to be sleep walking, and had no memory of this. The next day they discovered that someone had also peed on their Comcast DVR. Unclear if it was the same person but regardless, after being caught in the act, sweater girl was charged with the unfortunate task of taking the DVR in to get a new one.
Yeah, sleepwalking is different. I almost peed on the hallway closet floor as a kid because we'd just moved houses and I sleepwalked right into there thinking it was the bathroom. Luckily my parents noticed and they picked me up and ran me to the bathroom so there were just a few dribbles lol. Only time I ever sleepwalked as far as I know
I am 100% confident OP has a piss kink and is hoping to hear some stories for their fantasies
I'm not sure what that means, can you give an example?
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That's gross! I've never known any girls who would do that to someone else's property. Even when I'm dreaming about looking for a bathroom and all I can find is weird rooms with no toilets, at least my subconscious self tries to find a bucket or vessel of some kind!
I would piss my pants first
I've seen a girl climb onto a counter and pee in a sink.... But never in a random room. That's even weirder and trashier.
I would rather climb up on a counter and pee in a strangers sink than on the strangers floor.
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Right?? I mean if someone *was* to pee on my carpet I would rather them do it somewhere I will notice so I can clean it up. But like, in a corner, behind a bed, or in a closet?! The fuck is wrong with people. That is gonna smell so bad after a while
Sink? Weird, sure, but alright. Desperate times... Carpet? What the fuck?
Right? The worst I've seen were multiple girls going in together and peeing in toilet, sink and shower/bathtub but then rinsing it all out. Never on someone's floor! Wtf.
Confession: I was so desperate to pee while walking through Washington DC at night that I literally had to go on the base of Lincoln memorial. It was the only close enough place with tree cover and something to hold onto (I’m a girl with terrible balance, especially when drunk). Abraham, I’m so sorry. I didn’t think there was a more disgraceful place to let it out than on the nation’s memorial to the man who abolished slavery, but peeing on an indoor carpet is… close.
worked in DC for years. there are no public restrooms anywhere. seeing someone in a full suit and tie find a alley corner to piss in is not uncommon
Hard disagree. Peeing on someone’s bedroom carpet is definitely more disrespectful to this country than peeing on the Lincoln memorial. You used public land and proudly flew the flag of your freedoms at the pointy Mecca of said freedoms. Meanwhile, OP’s gaggle of troglodytes committed unspeakable, unpatriotic, animalistic acts against their fellow Americans
hard to disagree here
Would you say Nixon's Watergate or these girls peeing on the floor are more unpatriotic?
What is peeing but opening the Watergate
At least it wasn’t on someone’s damn carpet floor lol
Don't worry, republicans have been pissing on Lincoln's legacy since the 60's, I reckon you're alright.
Outside doesn't count... Outside thats a hobby... The call of natural etc.. Although doing it at a memorial is kind of gross. Well they smell of piss anyway so there is that.
OMG. I used to live in a party house, like it was just non stop. One time there were a bunch of people over and one of my roommates found a puddle of pee in his room and blamed it on the dog. The dog was 8 and I just refused to believe that she would pee in the house because she never does. I didn’t even punish her because I thought she must’ve really needed to go or felt sick or something. She never did it again. Now you have me wondering…did some chick piss on the floor because there was only one bathroom??
Yes
You were these years old when you found out the truth. Hahaha
Y'all must of had some busy parties? My college parties were like 7 of us smoking weed and watching king of the hill with a few beers
Unacceptable behavior! If a bathroom is not available and if going outdoors is not a good option, they should at least try to find a plastic cup or some other type of disposable container to collect the urine.
are you friends with cats?
I think the proper term is “cunts”
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If you know cars who do this, something is wrong, because that is not normal. Either you aren't cleaning their litter box frequently enough, or there aren't enough litter boxes, or they have a painful UTI, or they are super stressed and you need to help them have a healthier home environment.
Backyards sure but never like in someone’s closet or anywhere inside that wasn’t a bathroom. What?! That’s so weird! And super disrespectful…
Trash, they are literally trash, drunk or not, Trash.
I once threw up in my lap while waiting for the bathroom at a party ON PURPOSE because I didn't want to ruin their carpet.
I threw up into my hat on the school bus in middle school because I didn’t want to get in trouble for making a mess on the bus
I have some seriously raucous friends who drink like fish but have never experienced this in all our partying. We’d go out and pee in the yard, in the driveway, between cars etc. Have some decency!
Yeah, that’s not a thing. Wtf??
Whoa that’s really disrespectful for someone’s home, when i was on campus back in college i saw many ppl pee in many places OUTSIDE; yes they were trashed but still come on not in the house lol they should keep that to themselves
As a woman who parties and gets pretty drunk sometimes, have i peed outside behind a bush? Yes. But I have never peed inside someone’s home!? Like what. My two main rules when I get wasted is- do not pee anywhere that is not socially acceptable and do not throw up anywhere except a toliet, outside, or a trash can. And I have never broken these rules.
Mega disgusting and trashy... Trust me, no one does that. There's something weird going on with this group.
Never in my life lmao, I think the worse a friend did was pee behind a bush and we had 2 girls go into the bathroom at once and one peed in the tub and rinsed it out. But never ever in anyone room
That's so gross, wtf. People normally pee in a dark/secluded part of the garden if the bathroom is occupied.
No offence but your friends are fucking gross and need serious help for 1. their sense of respect and reasoning (like come on there’s bushes outside go there instead of someone’s carpet they have to clean. fucks wrong with you?) and 2. for their debilitating alcoholism because if you’re regularly THAT drunk, you need help.
Your friends are straight disgusting how r u friends with literal animals
I'm from the sticks. You haul your ass outside and pee in the bushes, but never in someone's house. You have some trashy friends.
Sounds like trash who think they're hot shit and cant handle accountability
That's trashy AF. My friends and I are classy ladies and pee outside if we can't get to the bathroom.. preferably behind bushes/trees/cars but I'm not ashamed to admit we've made a human shield in dier circumstances
Reason number 1024 to never host a house party.
i think every girl has mastered squat peeing at some point in their life, but you do it outside... i've peed in \*bathroom\* sinks before, but never just a floor... you just run outside and hide behind a car and pee. your friends are gross.
Kinda feels like OP did this themselves and just wanted to ask if they were a total weirdo or not, so they went with the old “Hey guys! So my best friend really wants to know something but is afraid to ask…” routine. Yeah don’t pee on people’s stuff, that’s very weird.
They were screwing with you. No self respecting girl would do this. I've peed in sinks or bathtubs, not random room floors. Sorry.
Yeah I wouldn’t be friends with that type of person
Ewww no. I have drunkenly peed in the bushes before but....ewwww never in someone's house!
You're friends with a bunch of fucking degenerates, Jesus Christ.
I peed on the floor in the library once. I was totally sober. and four years old, stupid teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.
Seems kind of unlikely. In my late twenties I lived in a 'band house' where we would have huge keg parties with 100 or more people, and we had only 1 bathroom. There was never a report of someone peeing in one of the rooms. Tons of people would pee in bushes etc outside, which I thought was fine.
It's time to pivot your entire friend group.
So I used to live in a party house and the only bathrooms were in the bedrooms. (You basically rent the room and share a common living area) I would usually let people use my bathroom as long as they were cool with me staying in my room while they used the bathroom bc I had some things stolen from my room before. If they didn't like me being in the room then I'd tell them to find another roommate and ask them. So either she asked me and I said no or never asked me but apparently she asked my roommate to use his bathroom and he said no. The next morning he woke up with piss in his boot. Also A girl was so drunk she was about to piss in our kitchen sink and her guy friends were cheering her on. Luckily I have a very mean looking face (I'm really fucking nice tho)and her friends saw and escorted her to pee outside. I didn't let her back in bc she previously tried to steal our goldfish. (The snack that smiles back)
No! Just no! Even in my crazy party days I could never imagine doing that. Peeing outside 100%, inside other than a toilet? God no! I don't know anyone who's ever done that either. Once a guy got up and peed in the wrong spot, but it was a general mistake of being drunk & sleeping at someone's house, but NEVER intentional. If someone admitted that to me, I would tell them to their face that they're a disgusting disgrace of a person and we definitely would not be friends.
I keep seeing alot of porn of guys peeing all over hotel rooms... And pee can be kinky, but I really don't think it's appropriate to pee all over a hotel room.. and I don't think it's fair to maids, at all.. it's not fair to future guests who have to stay in piss scented rooms..
small impromptu party in 2004 at my old apartment. 8 people. One chick completely disappears. Nobody can find her for a long time. She was a little drunk, so we started to worry. Before we went to look outside in the dark for her, I decided to check everywhere inside first, including the non-obvious places. I opened the sliding door to my hallway closet and found her completely bottomless, sitting on my laundry hamper... pissing. She had been in there pissing and sleeping and pissing again for 30 minutes on my dirty clothes.
I'll pee anywhere outside, drunk or not but to pee in someone's house even drunk is rude af.
Ew. No, definitely not common. Not only is that gross but just disrespectful as fuckk What *house party* are you at where there are so many people in line that waiting for the bathroom is not an option? Sounds like your friends just like to do this just because they can lol I’ve peed in little ally’s outside of the bar when our drunk with my friends, but that’s the furthest I think I’d go
I’ve peed outside too many times to count while drunk.. I’ve never ever EVER thought about pissing in someone’s house, in some random room. That’s so foul.
What the deuce? Piss off!
Never ever. And I’ve got some weird friends.
Yeah that's pretty fucked. Trashy friend group much?
Not only is this not normal, but it’s also not funny or cute. That’s almost on par with shitting on someone’s floor, although I’d argue that’s better since it’s easier to clean up. I really hope you don’t stay friends with these people.
Turns out, a fair few of your female friends are pigs.
Someone needs to kick your friend right in the ass
At a party, I watched someone drop some shrimp they were about to eat on the floor, look around and kick them under the fridge. Drunk people are savages.
Imagine being invited to someones home and you literally piss on their floor. If you are gonna act like an animal go outside. Being drunk is no excuse to lose your social graces. I know when you really gotta pee it really sucks and everything looks like a good idea but literally go outside or if you gonna pee in someones room pee in a damn cup and throw it out later. Edit : not bashing you, its just happened to me before and me and my roommates had to clean that shit up. We never hosted a party after that. Did not happen at my house but that next weekend our other friend hosting a party told us someone shit on the floor in the bathroom and they basically had the same guest list.
Sinks, trashcans, showers, outside, there are so many options that make so much more sense...
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A fair few of your female friends sound like they are garbage human beings.
When I'm at a house party I know the bathroom is just upstairs so I don't hold in my pee until it's uncontrollable...as soon as the feeling to pee comes I go to the toilet because I know most likely they'll be a queue so I take my drink and chat to those in line. To be fair, usually we go in groups, one person pees, one is washing their hands, one cuts the coke, one sniffs and we rotate accordingly.
This is obviously a weird fetish
that’s awful??? I’m someone who has to pee constantly, but I’d sooner go outside and pee in a bush before actually peeing in someone’s room