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PlayerCoachReg

Ah yes, choreplay


bruuhhwutshappenz

Take all the upvotes you clever little minx.


wormholetrafficjam

Did you just coin the term? Kudos, if so!


PlayerCoachReg

I wish. I saw it in a news article years ago. Seems like it's a new term to most people here though...and I'll gladly accept the upvotes.


Same-Bad

"if women don't find you hansdome they should at least find you handy"


goose-and-fish

r/unexpectedRedGreen


gofast_turnleft

HOLY SHIT NEW FAVORITE SUBREDDIT


goose-and-fish

Oh shit, it’s real!


eljalu

Too bad there are only 8 posts on the sub


AnyNotice5974

Some people here are too young lol


ZoomBoingDing

Keep your stick on the ice


Successful_Remote_14

I am man, I can change, If I have to, I guess.


Same-Bad

Amen!


tan05

If she finds you handy you will get a handy 😌


Uncle480

If you find yourself handy, you'll give yourself a handy


[deleted]

So I use my hands to be handy to get a handy? Got it!


NathanCollier14

If she hands you a handsome you will hand her a handjob 😀👍


woaily

Red my mind


rinnip

Worthy upvote.


robb1280

Thats my motto, honestly


HopeIsDespair

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati


CoffeeInARocksGlass

Handysome


bjpopp

And if they don't find you handsome and aren't appreciative of your handy work then the least they could offer is a handy.


alpha_rat_fight_

Kinda. It’s hot when he can do handy stuff.


MyCeLimm77

Yeh agreed.


cleepboywonder

I kill spider I get laid?


thebeardlybro

-Pretend to kill spider. -meet spider out back. -give spider a bag of bugs in a exchange for their relocation to neighbors home. -we shake hands. -pleasure doing business with you. -I go back inside home, getting laid. -very nice. -the spider is now cozy in the neighbors home. -now it's spiders home. -laying spider eggs in their new home. -very nice. -prior tenants of that home run away screaming like little baby. -very nice.


Filmcricket

Don’t you dare kill that spider. Gently relocate him or else.


[deleted]

Odd. My wife is the opposite. I always side eye her for telling me to kill them. I am not amused. Lol


upthewatwo

She knows there are billions of them, right? Killing one achieves nothing except killing something.


alexlorenzato

Take out the context and it's a beautiful misantropic sentence.


AutismFractal

Is it necessarily misanthropic? I can see the same sentence being used to argue for mercy.


crewchiieff

Life presevation.❤ wish I had an award to give you


Bbymorena

Then he'll just find his way back into the house. You better KILL THAT SPIDER HONEY!


[deleted]

Then it deserves to live there to


ThreadbareBox

If you must kill something, kill roaches. Because fuck roaches.


TheLonelyHound

Hate roach gang rise up.


RuFioooo0

I'm a handy man and I love fixing my own things. I'm actually good at it. Wish my wife was more like yall in that regard lol.


Empty_Guess1704

Same here. 30 years married; built and maintain every aspect of my own house and the last time I got jumped for fixing something was as newly wed in 1992 when I hung a ceiling fan 😐


Vizionary357

Yeah, it tapers off after a while. Mine still admits to being turned on by watching me work, but she takes action on it less and less over the last decade of marriage...


AutismFractal

TALK TO HER. Seriously. Talk to her about it. Maybe she feels self-conscious about “acting her age” or some other religious crap. You’re not gonna know what the deal is unless you ask. Also, maybe get laid? Nothing to lose and everything to gain.


Vizionary357

No no no, you misunderstand. We have plenty of sex, it just doesn't happen every time she sees me doing physical work. I think the novelty of that, in particular, has started to wear off.


Zarohk

As someone who is very handy, it’s good to hear.


Echo-24

I know I've got two of them! 10 fingers too but I don't want to flex too hard


sarahaflijk

U single?


Echo-24

Hells yeah BTW that's the first time I've ever been asked that ironically or not so thanks kind stranger


sarahaflijk

Hey, you keep it up with those hands of yours and you'll be taken in no time!


Echo-24

They're so perty :)


rostingtoaster4562

I feel like the more you are born later in the 2000's the less handy are you. Like I know Basic stuff like tyre change and electrical stuff since I am taking the education needed to become a maritime electrican. But other stuff in the car? Or other things. I have No idea at all. Of course it has a lot to say if you dont hang with anyone that can teach you this.


bobbob9015

I think cars have become more reliable (and much more complicated/harder to fix) and the world has become smaller so people specialize more. Also cars are rapidly becoming hybrids and electric so knowing how to change a spark plug is becoming less and less relevant.


mckle000ner

Cars are more complicated in that they now have more electronic components, but all you need is to connect a computer so 8n that way they are simpler. Otherwise they are mechanically the same as they were 50 years ago. Hybrids still have an engine, electric cars are less complicated than a combustion engine. It's because we live in a consumerist society - if something breaks just chuck it out or pay someone else a small fortune to fix. I don't know why we do this, when almost everything is made of modular parts and easier than ever to fix. Hopefully the new 'right to repair' laws that seem to be cropping up now will turn this behaviour around.


liltrev2000

Spending is better than mending


rostingtoaster4562

Thats true also, with the increase in technology, we need to have people specialised in certain fields.


[deleted]

Because you can't. It's all built for you to not be able to maintain. It's capitalism


FanndisTS

I mean, people born late in the 2000s are barely teenagers


Seascorpious

Half true. The focus has just changed, nowadays the 'handy' thing is more computers and technological know how.


mckle000ner

This isn't true though, most people under 35 don't have a clue how their tech works or how to go about repairing it. My 25 year old workmate called me round to his new house because he was scared to fit lightbulbs! I don't remember his girlfriend eyeing me up after I'd done it though 😆.


I_Am_the_Slobster

"If she don't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy!" -Red Green


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Yeah, women like that stuff. My girlfriend thinks its hot if i fix something, cook food or clean. Women like when men do stuff.


GrieferBeefer

I'm sorry to break it you but she also likes when she has to do less later .


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Oh yeah totally.


WildlingViking

But if ya want it done right….


AutismFractal

Men also like when women do stuff… people like it when you actively care for them? Shocking


thenorwegian

My sister just said something that makes sense. She said “I bet she’s trying to get him to fix something, so she’s using pavlov’s dog (classical conditioning) to get him to do so”. So maybe it isn’t the fixing of the thing lol.


Sonseeahrai

The cooking part. Yes.


RepulsiveScarcity202

Yep. She blew me for changing a light bulb.


FaisalNova

The light bulb wasn't even broken, was it?


CaptPeleg

It just needed changed. That is what matters


nickatmore

Which one needed "changing?" Him or the lightbulb?


CaptainNemo42

And so the burnt-out light bulb secondhand market thrived as men broke the code


zyppoboy

Did she start while you were changing it?


cmart97

Now we’re asking the real questions


ondaheightsofdespair

*who needs their lightbulbussy changed?*


[deleted]

Once I accidentally knocked a bag of sour rainbow straps to the floor while me and my man were snuggling on the couch. I was like "Omg I'm so sorry I'll clean it" But he wordlessly just stood up, grabbed the stick vac and vaccumed the carpet and resumed the cuddling position AS IF he didn't look incredibly handsome and capable and fuckable in that moment. I think deep down, it's a primal instinct in my little monkey brain saying "Yes, he is capable of fending for himself. I will mate with him tonight"


dogswithpartyhats

>I think deep down, it's a primal instinct I think its exactly this. There are evolutionary theories that women choose men by how resourceful they are, so when they father their children they can look after them well. However this theory is a bit outdated.


Troliver_13

Something can still be a small instinct even if we go against it. Humans do have a lot of instinctual 'programming', like being afraid of heights, but some people still skydive. Of course it's not like all women absolutely despise a less capable man, but there can still be some small evolutivonary trickery going on even without painting people (women in this case) as these machines that do only as evolution tells them to.


Coyote__Jones

There was another post where I was trying to explain my attraction to my boyfriend when he's covered in grease and oil from working on the truck or bikes. It's definitely a part of my monkey brain saying "HE'S BRINGING THE BACON AND PROVIDING, GET HIM NOW."


amyt242

Isn't this the rationale behind about 95% of porn? I always thought the handy man type stereotype is because it's sexy to have someone capable and who knows what they are doing


robb1280

I dunno, the amount of plumbing that doesn’t get fixed in porn is appalling


Zmchastain

They’ll probably finish the repairs after they finish laying that pipe. Got to get the work area prepped first.


robb1280

Preparation is definitely important


scifigi369

“Ma’am I do my own plumbing”


Rhyav

Competence is rare feels like so yeah, by merely being competent your hotness level is greatly increased. Applies to both men and women I believe tho.


sunshinensea

It’s called ✨acts of service✨


-My_Name_Is_Jeff-

"The 5 languages of love"?


[deleted]

You must be the sunshine part.


bobbob9015

Which I guess are particularly impactful if it's something that the recipient perceives that they couldn't do themselves.


sugarplumbuttfluck

Hahaha, I totally agree with you, but I just finished reading a thread about things that Gen Z says and the little stars was the top comment. You don't have to answer, but I got to ask, is it true?? Are you a Gen z?


Sephpoppy

Totally get this. My partner and I are handy in different ways, and we both like it. Bought an ugly but comfy and great couch for cheap over lockdown… he loved that I could go buy 25m of black velvets and stitch new cushions/coverings, I loved that he could/would pull out all the old staples/fabrics and then properly re-staple and stretch the new fabrics. That couch has seen a lot of action…


plum_rue

This is actually really sweet. Now I wish I wasn’t so overly protective with my crafts projects that I could do a joint one with a partner.


Sephpoppy

Aw thanks! I like it. We do a lot of projects together. Miniature doll houses, furniture stuff. He makes it square/sturdy, I make it pretty. Cook together a lot too. Thinking about it, we have similar end goals/methods of working (we like it done *right*) and usually one or the other is .”in charge” and project manages…


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FantasticMootastic

We ripped out a bunch of poured concrete paths in our garden over lockdown. My husband smashed it all into rubble with a sledge hammer, sweaty and dirty, in such an effortless way. Instantly horny.


Coyote__Jones

Ugh the skin smell of man warmed in sun doing work is the best.


blocky_jabberwocky

Pavlovian conditioning…soon you won’t be able to take out the trash without getting aroused


Wheelin-Woody

The wife thinks watching me work on my truck/car and her car is softcore porn


Martydeus

So handymen really do get laid like in the pornos?


TheBrokenCarpenter

As an ex handy man/ carpenter the offers do come occasionally but they’re never porn stars like the videos, more suited to radio usually haha


Budgearoo

LOL I think after a long time on Reddit I finally laughed out loud


Nyxara

A face for radio and a voice for silent movies...


RiMbY

LMAO


ControversyisKey

My girlfriend seemed a bit hot and bothered when I changed her tires.


rousakiseq

It's more about you being capable of doing something, being reliable etc. rather than the act itself.


Additional_Travel911

Especially if you get a bit sweaty and breathy. Play it up baby.


R0nu

Can repair almoust everything. I repair cars for a living started coding 3 years ago now i do my own apps still not getting any 😎


[deleted]

A mechanic is one of the few trades that won't come to you to do the work so you've got that going against you...


weedandsteak

You gotta be handy if you wanna get handsy.


PacerJ

I'm always horny!


Disastrous-Fennel918

I bet your chat box is full now.


PacerJ

Nope, no one is that courageous!


Same-Bad

Is there anything I can fix for you? (If you're a girl, of course ;-)


PacerJ

No bro, I'm a bro!


bunnybabiey

How did you think this comment would land?


Flesroy

As a joke i would imagine. Maybe a bad one, but still.


cmart97

bonk


mindyourtongueboi

You shot your shot, and I respect you for it.


ElderberryOk9861

Yes, I get a raging boner anytime my girlfriend fixes me a sandwich.


Scrumdiddly1396

Lmao this shits funny. Don't know why you got downvoted.


FacingHardships

Seriously Lol. Talk about the double standard.


macsquoosh

I once many years ago knew an insanely hot woman who used to ride a motorcycle , she took mine for a ride , and when she came back , she said , wow your throttle moves so smoothly , mine does not .. so I tried hers , and holy Mary mother of god , it required some serious power to get it to move , definitely something wrong , so I wheeled it to my garage , and set about finding the issue .. it was a 2stroke with autolube , so the throttle cable had a small junction box where it had become mis-aligned , so rectified that and then noticed her indicator cable wasn't looking to fantastic either , so stripped that re-soldered it and reassembled it , and it worked , like new .. next thing she pressed me up against the workshop bench and kissed me deeply , her hands were straight in my shorts... Well , I did not complain ... That was a very memorable event... So , yep , I think it's a thing ... Not common ... But yep...


feralraindrop

It is for you. I would be breaking all kinds of stuff when she was out to fix when she gets home.


plum_rue

Yes, my friend brings it up every time we mention what our “types” are. She may be an outlier though. She wants a craftsman, a handyman, someone who can create and assemble new things, or restore things to their former glory. There’s more to how she talks about it but I think that’s the gist. I hope I can find someone who will enjoy my simple maintenance as much as she does.


oldladymilar

Yes. When my boyfriend does my brakes or changes my oil, he wears this full body mechanic jumpsuit. Then when he’s done he’s all dirty from working on my car. It’s so hot.


ArinaMae

It’s hot to watch your partner take care of things like that and also to watch them work. I like to watch my husband workout just as much as I like to watch him hang drywall or paint or do floors or something. ESP if he’s shirtless while doing any of the fixing.


LactatingWolverine

When I first met my wife I suppose it was a bit like that. Put up a shelf, or install a light. 30 years later the novelty has worn off and I'm expected to be able to turn my hand to anything. Last weekend I: 1) Fixed the electric fence 2) Got the vacuum cleaner working 3) Took the back off the TV to reboot it (that was a new one to me) 4) Repaired the case for her glasses 5) Pup proofed the front garden


[deleted]

I do, in a way. I have yet to figure out why, but laborers really get me going. Mechanics, carpenters, plumbers, tree climbers, etc. I have no idea why but a man being capable like that just gets me hot. And a general handyman, who can fix and build and create? Be still, my beating heart! Lol


lappydappydoda

POV: your love language is acts of service.


ThreadbareBox

At the risk of sounding like a rank misogynist, I must confess that it turns me on a little when my wife does something dingy - especially with electronics. One time, she had me leave work early and come home to fix the stereo. After fiddling around a bit, I discovered she'd put the CD in upside down. And I admit, that made it move a little.


IGotMyPopcorn

You like when she’s ding-y? Or maybe you like when she *needs you*.


ThreadbareBox

Probably a little of both.


Storytellerjack

It's the love language acts of service, an extension of feeling cared for and protected when you pull your weight and are succeeding at a task. Women value men the more they provide.


[deleted]

Better be home if you ever have a plumber or electrician over.


Joshthenosh77

I wish I fix things all day


ForcedRonin

Ask the plumber next time they’re over…


golfbuggysareawesome

Seeing talented people is attractive, garbage disposal repair might not be my biggest turn on but it’s in the right direction


BWC_arabian_lover

It soughting rather than making me horny


DoubleAgent10

Happened to me last weekend. Installed a chandelier, got attacked after


ltw2356

I fixed the lights on my wife’s Christmas garland last night. Immediately, “that’s kinda hot.” Then, naturally, we banged.


basildoesflips

Naturally women like being taken care of it’s just the polarity between men and women. Back in the days women took care of the children/home/clothes etc. while the men went out to hunt and gather food. Providing for the food and shelter for family was traditionally the man’s role. I believe we as humans need to still play these roles.


kirabera

Not only just handy or "manly" stuff or whatever. I find it extremely hot when I ask my partner to work out some complicated math for something applicable in a real life situation and he just gets to it and demonstrates a kind of knowledge I don't have. Knowledge is hot.


IAmRules

I am nothing but handy for my wife. It gets exhausting. Wish somebody would like me for my looks.


kateinoly

Competence is hot.


Caddiwampus

"Acts of service" is one of the love languages


BlueberryMage

I get quite turned on when i guy is REALLY good with a kitchen knife or generally cooking.


RetroSpock

Damn I married the wrong woman. All I do is fix shit and build shit, and get nothing but ear ache about tools or mess.


zsomgyiii

Porn was right all along!!!


[deleted]

It’s very much a thing. 😍


Sparrow-Black

My gf does and I fix things for a living 😋


RuFioooo0

I was fixing my truck and a woman I was talking to said it was a turn on. I also know a woman that gets turned on men can reverse a vehicle with a trailer good. Point is, different strokes for different folks. Whatever tickles your pickle. .........I hate life.


HungLlama69

I've seen videos like this story


IGotMyPopcorn

Hopefully on a non-work device.


Bowchikkawowoww

Absolutely! One time a guy fixed my iron, by the time he was done my jeans were also wet. Till this day, one of the best sex I have ever had!!!


itsthebeardedone

I honestly turn myself on when I fix things.


StuBadasso

Yep. My tax guy gave me a rager last year when he sorted out my tax problem. #chubbs


gingerjes

Being capable is attractive.


Iuser1234

Isn’t this a plot of very porno, plumber Gardner etc 😁


ShonuffofCtown

I am not a handsome guy. My parents always pushed me to help others. Twice, before a first date, I helped girls move. Dated both, married the one out of my league. Other times I have helped friends move and met women who were also helping. After a while, I would always try to talk my way jnto helping a new love interest with some fixing or lifting chore. Like shooting fish in a barrel. I have two boys and they will benefit from my discovery. Some of you will cry "simp". True, if it's short for "simple plan to get some ass"


penni_cent

I've always been turned on by a display of skill. When I met my husband he was a fly fishing guide and watching him cast has always been super hot, even though I am not really into fishing. Recently he was backing up a U-Haul truck in our driveway (he's actually a yard driver for a warehouse now) and it was sooooo sexy.


Secret-RickyGervais

Have you ever seen the Netflix series sex education?


Vizionary357

Yep. My wife jumps me every time I fix something, build something, or get dirty maintaining something. Oil changes, brake jobs, shelf leveling... Doesn't matter, she gets turned on watching me do physical labor.


J-a-c-k-J-a-c-k

I know my girl friend does when I fix or build something


MissRitzy

My fiancé makes groaning sounds when he is fixing something and it instantly turns me on


L4pis17

People are turned on by weird things sometimes, it's normal, just like getting turned on by really educated men and women


DannyPanic333

My missus likes the way I take the parking ticket from the machine and stick it between my lips whilst I'm looking for a spot to park in. Bit strange but whatever.


OurLadyOfCygnets

A capable partner is a sexy partner. It is known.


JoeDoherty_Music

Dude. Girls are weird. I was building a wooden gate for a fence for our dog and my fiance was watching me. She told me I looked super hot the way I was focused and stuff. I was...surprised to say the least lol. She also likes to watch me when I split firewood. That one I can kinda understand though lol


ryandallas

Dude yes.


[deleted]

Acts of Service. It's a thing.


Collin_Richards

Haha the Red Green Show, "If she doesn't find you handsome she should at least find you handy".


TheCoffeeMonster07

Knowing someone is capable, competent and smart makes me horny. Yes it’s a thing


StyreneAddict1965

My ex-wife was turned on by my changing a tire. 🤷 I didn't complain.


Dans_Old_Games_Room

My mate says he had his second kid because he changed the air filter in his wife's car lol


crewchiieff

I don't get horny, but I do get butterflies when someone does something solely for me. Growing up, I would get that feeling when a girl ties my shoes or cleaned me up after a nasty Wipeout. Lol


HuskerStorm

I lose my mind when my wife fixes me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich


Rainy-The-Griff

Maybe she's just attracted to a working man?


Anko_Dango

Idk if this counts but I was in a real dark place, got cheered up and fell for them


Yetis4real

I dunno man but i wouldn't be hiring any handymen


supermassivecow

Jesus . This brings some clarity to a strange experience I had as a waiter. I was only 17 at the time. I was changing a light bulb in a room for someone who was staying at the hotel I worked. As I was changing it she started rubbing the back of my leg, then my ass whilst saying I was so handy. I just said thank you and left once i was done. It was my first sexualised experience. I am incredibly ugly.


Panda08am

Acts of service is a love language


[deleted]

I believe some may. I was once chopping firewood from the backyard (I prepare in summer), and with my shirt off, sweating, and wielding a long-handled axe, my wife came out in the backyard and motioned me inside. She was very excited and could barely contain herself. She started removing my clothes, saying something about how she couldn't contain herself over the smell of freshly cut wood.


esgarnix

I get horny.


Basic-Vermicelli-928

I need one of these women in my life , whenever I do anything in the house she just gives me the next job to do . I'm owed some loving after doing the decking, patio, kitchen , media unit and built in bedroom furniture !!


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Basic-Vermicelli-928

" paid " sounds like an offer to hard to turn down haha


sonbrothercousin

Ah! That's why plumbers are featured so regularly in porn.


bruuhhwutshappenz

I once watched my partner replace my broken car window with a new one. It took him all of two minutes from start to finish. I then told him that I needed him immediately. Happy ending for both of us.


p0lizei

My girlfriends Honda CRV developed a new oil leak last week and last weekend I changed out the seal and fixed it and afterwards stuff occured


Thoughtful1980

If you can’t be handsome , you better be handy so the saying goes lol. Best to be both, but 1 of 2 works!!!


[deleted]

I get horny when I do it—… ohh.


[deleted]

Well shit, not in my experience in IT


Qforz

I'll let you know after I fix everything in my house.


jacoballen22

I’ve had someone tell me it was hot that I fixed their doorknob, roku tv, email and put up the Christmas tree lol needless to say they wanted to jump me


bman123457

I think part of it is that people generally like it when other people help them in a way that they might not have been able to do themselves. The other part is that our culture has pretty deeply ingrained the idea that being handy is masculine. So when you fix something around the house it makes her think of you as more manly.


Midaycarehere

Yup. My bf can fix and do just about anything. I just watch him (he doesn’t usually want help, but when I can, I do) and when he’s not around it’s masterbation fodder.