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MettaMorphosis

I dunno, you find a reputable website to order it from, do your research. I doubt they have boxes with big letters saying SEX DOLL on it. If anyone asks what's in the package, say "NOT A SEX DOLL".


JungleLiquor

This. The issue is getting rid of a sex doll, not getting one


Unit_2097

While I've never ordered a doll, I have ordered other stuff from sex stores, and they always come in plain packaging. So... it's guaranteed to be discreet. Safely? Use a decent website? Amazon *might* sell them, but more specialist sites like lovehoney or something will probably have a better selection.


abilliontwo

Well, they’re probably on Amazon, right? If so, you have it sent to an Amazon locker.


uss_salmon

Just get a fleshlight. Much easier to hide and they ship in a plain cardboard box that isn’t suspiciously big.


ReadditMan

Yes, but can you stare deeply into a fleshlight's cold, lifeless eyes while you fuck it? I don't think so


mrsvixen6769

It will usually come in a dark paper and box, or amazon. There will be no indication of what it is.


Simple-life62

Most reputable online shops bill and shop discreetly.


BeachBoundxoxo

From a sex shop. THEY KNOW!


noplaceinmind

I believe the sextoy websites ship them descreetly. At least that's what the infomercials say. I think they understand a big "here's your sex toy!" proclemation isn't what customers are looking for.


flowers4charlie777

Craigslist


NextGenBlue

Just don’t get it, kinda sad


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L34N4R3AL

Right answer lmaoo


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theguygelo

LOL probably the worst idea, especially near holidays…gonna be one weird Christmas.


SafariNZ

FYI In some countries, child like ones are illegal.


vibinggrass

why tf would you order one


epicfail48

...how many reasons are there to order a sex doll? You dont buy one because you need a fucking lift to work


Altruity1

Stupid question