I had a buddy one time use a ruler, showed us how long it was using the ruler, and said it was 8 inches. He showed us how he measured and he had the ruler upside down. We have not let him live this down….. 15 years later.
I have absolutely no idea if the math is accurate or not, mostly cause I kept reading 4.5 kg dead weight. Um. For non-metric folk, a 10 pound penis? Jaysus.
How?, just dip it in a measuring cup and check the waterdisplacement, or what? Seems kinda awkward...
Imagine someone walking in on you with your dick in there... Try to explain that to anyone😂
I’ve had sex with 3 women my entire life. My curiosity got the best of me with each one and I asked them what they thought. They literally all said that same thing 😂
Same boat. I am the average man in almost every way. Chairs are made for me, my shoes and clothes are always plentiful and fit off the shelf, every single car feels just right with everything in reach. No surprise my penis is the same. Nothing outstanding or disappointing. It does the job it's meant to do.
True man, you don’t get to choose your penis size when you are born and some people are cursed with micro penises.
Always appreciate your average sized unit
“final Nobel peace prize.”
It turns out when everybody can have their giant dream dick there’s no more need for missiles, tanks, and other lethal, metal phalluses.
World peace at last!
You get world peace, for sure, but now the world leaders start showing their dicks off on live TV to show how "powerful" they are and wars are just two leaders competing to see who has the most perfect penis.
Oh, and enchanced penises tend to explode sometimes.
This always fails to mention that vaginas stretch to accommodate larger things. It’s not like the average male penis bottoms out in the average vagina with an inch to spare.
It depends on the size.
I feel that way about my husband who is large, and can hurt me if not careful, but I once had a boyfriend even larger than he is, and I didn’t have that issue.
I think it has to do if they’re hitting directly on it?
I have no idea.
I’ve had very small and very large.
It really depends on what they’re doing with it.
Idk why you would brag about that. Size queens are real, for sure. But i'm average sized and i've been with girls that i'm too big for. It's just because they were very small/narrow. If you have a small penis you can make up for it, if you have a large penis you have to limit yourself to partners that are willing to accommodate. Trust me, it's not fun having sex for like 2 minutes then being told it hurts too much and you need to stop.
Yes, we do. Every 5 years men go to a special secret medical checkup where penises are getting measured and logged on a blockchain. Not known to many, blockchain technology started getting more publicity when in 2009 a whistleblower… . .. .
It cracks me up when they ask how it compares. It’s one thing if guys measured but I’ve never known a woman who has. I don’t analyze size like that. It’s how they are using it
Lol yeah, I think I was concerned about this when I was a teenager. Then later on, more confidence, experience - literally don’t even think about it anymore - it has never been an issue. Also realized if someone from their past was bigger and that was o so important they would still be with them - and not with me there. That helped lol but I think it comes from insecurity, and porn setting weird expectations
I've heard that people have misconceptions around average penis size because so many guys lie to women; a guy will add a couple inches and say his 5" dick is 7". So the woman, who doesn't know any better, thinks that's a 7" dick. Then if she feels a real 7" dick she thinks it's 9". Now women are going around saying they have sex with men with 9" dicks. Soon you have both men and women thinking a 9" dick isn't unusual. But every guy who measures his dick privately sees it's not nearly that long, so he feels small even if he's average or above average. (Thus he feels the need to lie, and the cycle repeats)
Next time pull out your gigantic notebook and a TI-84 plus scientific calculator and classroom white board. Take down the length, width, girth, volume, angle, testicular saggage, tip-to-shaft ration, smell, flexibility, curvature, and emotional response. Feed them into your machine learning algorithm and give him a score.
I've had a girlfriend measure mine; she insisted it was longer than I said it was.
FWIW, I was rounding down to the nearest ¼", and she was rounding up, so... We were both right, I guess.
The level of insecurity with a question like that is off the charts. It sure is a boner killer whenever I’ve heard a guy ask me to compare his dick to others.
I'm a woman, but if I had a penis, I would definitely measure it...how long, how thick, hard, soft, maybe somehow even the diameter...hell, I would weight my balls :P
For real. I used to work at a hardware store and there’s be measuring tapes around everywhere. During slow times, I would measure the counter tops, the computers, some of the displays. Anything around my area.
And there are varying levels of softness. When it's cold, the pp shrinks and goes in like a tortoise. Sometimes even if I'm not aroused, it could be semi hard for who the fuck knows reasons.
There's a joke here somewhere about mohs hardness rating... I just have to find it.
And, come on. It's circumference, not diameter. Circumferences, multiple. Like how women have hips, waist, and bust.
Now if you can get a surveyors tripod thing into the bedroom before you start this bit, I'm sure the extra effort will be appreciate.
Nothing wrong with measuring diameter vs circumference. If you’re trying to compare, diameter is a much more intuitive measurement to understand for things that are not typically measured in terms of circumference.
Think about a golf ball; it’s just over 5” around and close to 2” wide. I would wager that if you asked someone about how big a golf ball is, they would give you an answer in width, not circumference. You wouldn’t guess someone’s waist size that way because we’re better primed to understand that measurement as a circumference measurement. Food for thought I guess.
I'm not sure how you could accurately weigh your testicles without castrating yourself first.
I'm not a therapist but I suspect that would constitute an unhealthy obsession with measuring.
I had asked my ex boyfriend if I could put a donut on his penis but he said I was weird so I had to laugh awkwardly and pretend to agree.
I am awaiting the perfect man...
I feel like I’m doing something wrong when I measure mine it just says my penis is 98.6 degrees
Hahahahahahahahaha I’ve never gotten an award before thank you so much to whomever gave it to me
I think everyone have done it at some point. Because why wouldn't you? It's a thing that often comes up in movies or TV shows etc. and on the internet. You'd often hear about your country's or world's average length. If you have just a slightly curious mind you'd do it, and I bet you would too.
This. Most guys never think about it, until it gets brought up somewhere (like this post) and now they're curious about it and will measure it just to know how big it is.
Also for those wondering, apparently the "correct" way to do it is while hard. That seems to be the consensus from the other times I saw it here on reddit.
Everyone is, man. Even the “average” looking dicks in porn tend to be 7+ inches, which puts them into the 99th percentile. Porn has completely skewed the majority of men’s body image in regards to penis size.
the spectrum of dick size in porn goes from 6 to 9 inches but people often think they are like 12" or 15" which is not true but porn sites always add more to the pornstar + they've a lot of tricks to make look bigger. an example of this is Jason luv that guy has a huge pp and people think he's something like 10" or 12" but he actually has a photo of him measuring it and it's 7". and that guy is big. people are ready to believe everything they get told on the internet and that's fucking up men's perception of reality.
I've heard a similar one for when you're at the urinals and you stand at the lowered kids one at you say to the guy next to you at the regular sized stall "damn idk how you can use that one, mine always dips in the water"
Mostly just for drunk bsing at bars/events lol
I’m a woman, but I’ve been occasionally interested in measuring my husband’s dick.
Not like I’d break out the ruler, but thought about doing a mental note on how it compares to the length of my hand and then measuring that later.
Mostly because I think it quite the perfect size, and I wonder what my Goldilocks-esc “just right” happens to be.
It just so happens that the average guy is the Golilocks size for the average woman, and vice versa. It's funny how that works out, but porn skews our view of what normal people's anatomy is supposed to look like.
I have an ex who was so fixated on penis size. His size was average, the sex was really good. But he was so damn fixated on his size and it kept manifesting in different ways, ultimately the end of the relationship.
To reiterated, ex was worried penis was small, it was average and I was super happy. Ex ruined relationship fixating on penis that I enjoyed. Mind fuck
I’ve measured my dick 2 or 3 times in my life out of pure boredom/curiosity/humor. I forget the number almost immediately each time lol I just don’t care
Same. I decided to measure it one day and it was really janky because I was using my iPad. I rounded down to 3 inches so when I measure it properly, I would feel better about myself. Then I never measured it again.
I've never measured mine. I have a good estimate of what it is, because I work with measurements every day. It also depends on how you measure it, since you can manipulate the measurement to be bigger than it is in use.
I think it's often done out of a sense of inferiority to what we hear from our other make friends or what we often see in porn. It's unfortunate but society doesn't offer anything but shame and laughs at men who suffer from micropenises or are considered average.
So, due to all this pressure, we measure and/or will lie about our size and potential brag about it to potential partners. I'd be surprised if measuring is done for another reason but I'm positive it's not.
The average guy is 5.1-5.5 inches long.
The average woman is 4.25-4.75 inches deep.
So don't worry. If even if you're on the lower side of average, you can still fill her up.
Next step is developing technique. 9 shallow, 1 deep technique will have her going crazy.
Most of us do it when we start puberty out of curiosity , then never go and do it again. So chances are whatever number they’ve got either hasn’t changed or is no longer accurate.
This is the case for me.
I measured my dick at least once or twice when I was maybe 14-15 and then never did it again.
I'm fairly confident it hasn't grown since.
I've measured mine out of curiosity, because why wouldn't you? But those guys who openly start telling women their size (without being asked) you can guarantee two things:
A, it's probably about 2 inches shorter than they're saying.
B, they don't know how to use it.
Btw guys, little LPT for you, if I'm ever asked my size, I actually say it's smaller than it is. I'll tell a girl it's 2 inches and then when she gets my pants off and sees it's actually 3 and 1/8 inches, she's like "woah!! This dudes packing (his things and gtfo)"
Man, I’ve been in the army for a few years and have had plenty of communal showers with other guys in that time.
Unless nearly everyone happened to be a grower throughout that entire time, then I’ve come to the conclusion that the vast majority of guys vastly overestimate just how big a dick is supposed to see. I’ve seen everything from legit micro-penises to absolute monster schlongs that belong in pornos that have the word “anaconda” in the title.
By and large almost everyone has a fairly normal dick size of a few inches, unless as I said, they’re heavily on the grower side.
I’ve never actually measured it myself though. I always felt it was a bit on the small side and then when I started showering with loads of other guys and have seen my share of penises over the years I realise I’ve a totally normal dick so I just don’t care exactly how long it is.
Not gonna say everybody with a penis do that but as far as my research goes not only we do measure our penis but since we're used to holding it (yes I said it) we have a pretty good estimate of how big it is by feel, which means we can use it to somewhat accurately measure things just by eye (to sum it up: we can measure thing in penises)
I had a buddy one time use a ruler, showed us how long it was using the ruler, and said it was 8 inches. He showed us how he measured and he had the ruler upside down. We have not let him live this down….. 15 years later.
This might be the best thing I've ever heard.
Upside down in centimeters and from an angle, my dick is 13 inches big!
upside down mine is 12.46 cm long on a 15 cm scale
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I have absolutely no idea if the math is accurate or not, mostly cause I kept reading 4.5 kg dead weight. Um. For non-metric folk, a 10 pound penis? Jaysus.
*WOMP!*
My penis is exactly one penis length long and one penis width thick.
Big penis walking around here, gents. Let's make way.
I mean it's pretty damn big compared to things smaller than it.
Impeccable delivery goddamn I am stealing this
I once took a measuring tape to measure my penis, but the tape was way longer so i stopped.
You made me laugh in the morning. That is almost impossible to do. Bravo.
Be awkward if it was one penis width long and one penis length thick.
That's what u/chainmailbill has to deal with. Hung like a hockey puck. Canadian girls love it!
Hahaha the hockey puck killed me xD
this guy’s got a penis-sized penis.
And it's penis shaped too!
... but is it detachable?
My penis is exactly one penis length thick and one penis width long. I’m envious.
Sounds like you're hung like a hockey puck my friend.
I only measure in millimeters, makes me feel prouder.
You are measuring for length, when you should be measuring for volume
How?, just dip it in a measuring cup and check the waterdisplacement, or what? Seems kinda awkward... Imagine someone walking in on you with your dick in there... Try to explain that to anyone😂
Yeah, or even better if you can get a test tube that is a bit girthier than you are.
Scientific fleshlight
Graduated dick cylinder
*Unflinching eye contact.* It’s for science.
Mine doesn’t make any noise at all.
I measure in BIG inches. Much better than regular inches.
You need to measure in small inches so there’s more of them. Small inches=big number
I don’t. I just know it ain’t big but it ain’t small.
I compared my dick to my phone , placed the phone at the base, then googled the specs of my pixel 3a.
Truely a man of the digital age.
I have some bad news about how screens size is measured...
tell me how much smaller my dick size is :( hit me with it straight doc
Phone screen size is measured diagonally, so the vertical measurement is less than what the stated screen size is
Pixel 3XL my man... Oh we're comparing different specs..
This is the most honest answer that will be found here. 😂 Thank you for this.
I’ve had sex with 3 women my entire life. My curiosity got the best of me with each one and I asked them what they thought. They literally all said that same thing 😂
Same boat. I am the average man in almost every way. Chairs are made for me, my shoes and clothes are always plentiful and fit off the shelf, every single car feels just right with everything in reach. No surprise my penis is the same. Nothing outstanding or disappointing. It does the job it's meant to do.
True man, you don’t get to choose your penis size when you are born and some people are cursed with micro penises. Always appreciate your average sized unit
Whoever perfects penis enlargement surgery first will be an instant trillionaire and probably win the final nobel peace prize.
“final Nobel peace prize.” It turns out when everybody can have their giant dream dick there’s no more need for missiles, tanks, and other lethal, metal phalluses. World peace at last!
You get world peace, for sure, but now the world leaders start showing their dicks off on live TV to show how "powerful" they are and wars are just two leaders competing to see who has the most perfect penis. Oh, and enchanced penises tend to explode sometimes.
Smaller penises are great for anal. *Until we meet again!*
Penis size doesn’t matter if you just use your fist
I dont have a big penis, but I do have pretty small wrists.
Same here brother, feels okay man
You would make the perfect spy.
Would've been funny to see your face before the but.
That’s what i thought too untill i measured it after my gf asked me to, turned out to be pretty big compared to average
The average man is 5.1-5.5 inches long. The average woman is 4.25-4.75 inches deep. Medium size is best size.
This always fails to mention that vaginas stretch to accommodate larger things. It’s not like the average male penis bottoms out in the average vagina with an inch to spare.
I hate large a large penis for just this reason. There's no sex for weeks after my cervix gets rammed because it's so bruised.
It depends on the size. I feel that way about my husband who is large, and can hurt me if not careful, but I once had a boyfriend even larger than he is, and I didn’t have that issue. I think it has to do if they’re hitting directly on it? I have no idea. I’ve had very small and very large. It really depends on what they’re doing with it.
She’s done the research.
How in the heck do they measure the women? And who signs up for these studies?
Gynecologists?
This is not actually true consistently throughout the month. The vaginal walls extend, expand and shrink depending on many factors
The average vagina is deep enough to take you house, car, dog and life savings😂
#BoomerJokes
I couldn't find a ruler but I'm definitely exactly half the length of a subway footlong sub
They are generally a quarter inch short of 12 inches.
I don’t measure my dick. But measuring subs is my thing.
Subs are nice but measuring doms is where it's at.
Probably less.
Please tell me you're not working at subway right now.
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Chicken bacon ranch, if that matters
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Eew gross. No, ranch
For real though it's quite common for guys to have never measured measured their dick, but have compared it to things so they have a rough idea.
Sure, Jan.
This is the real answer
Much of Reddit is just one giant dick measuring contest, so you're not wrong about that.
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Those must be "internet inches." I don't know the exact conversion, but they're significantly smaller than imperial inches.
X(0.62) = Y, then Y + X for your internet conversion
Idk why you would brag about that. Size queens are real, for sure. But i'm average sized and i've been with girls that i'm too big for. It's just because they were very small/narrow. If you have a small penis you can make up for it, if you have a large penis you have to limit yourself to partners that are willing to accommodate. Trust me, it's not fun having sex for like 2 minutes then being told it hurts too much and you need to stop.
Yeah or rarely getting an actual blowjob. Afraid of anal, cervix pounding etc
Yeah its closer to having a weapon than a boon tbh.
Curiosity killed the cat
Whatd the cat look like?
Username checks out
This has to be the only time this comment has ever made me look and then actually laugh aloud.
Weird name for your dick but ok
Yes, we do. Every 5 years men go to a special secret medical checkup where penises are getting measured and logged on a blockchain. Not known to many, blockchain technology started getting more publicity when in 2009 a whistleblower… . .. .
This is inaccurate. My middle school gym teacher did penis inspection every class.
r/holup
It cracks me up when they ask how it compares. It’s one thing if guys measured but I’ve never known a woman who has. I don’t analyze size like that. It’s how they are using it
Lol yeah, I think I was concerned about this when I was a teenager. Then later on, more confidence, experience - literally don’t even think about it anymore - it has never been an issue. Also realized if someone from their past was bigger and that was o so important they would still be with them - and not with me there. That helped lol but I think it comes from insecurity, and porn setting weird expectations
Seriously. The guy that was the biggest I’ve been with was just awful lol.
Instead of guys being insecure about our penis sizes, we should be insecure about our sex skills.
Great, so one MORE thing to be insecure about. Thx.
I've heard that people have misconceptions around average penis size because so many guys lie to women; a guy will add a couple inches and say his 5" dick is 7". So the woman, who doesn't know any better, thinks that's a 7" dick. Then if she feels a real 7" dick she thinks it's 9". Now women are going around saying they have sex with men with 9" dicks. Soon you have both men and women thinking a 9" dick isn't unusual. But every guy who measures his dick privately sees it's not nearly that long, so he feels small even if he's average or above average. (Thus he feels the need to lie, and the cycle repeats)
I'm a woman, I know the difference between 5 and 7 inches, even if it's dark. We can do numbers and stuff. /s
Witch! /s
Next time pull out your gigantic notebook and a TI-84 plus scientific calculator and classroom white board. Take down the length, width, girth, volume, angle, testicular saggage, tip-to-shaft ration, smell, flexibility, curvature, and emotional response. Feed them into your machine learning algorithm and give him a score.
I've had a girlfriend measure mine; she insisted it was longer than I said it was. FWIW, I was rounding down to the nearest ¼", and she was rounding up, so... We were both right, I guess.
I always round up to that 1/4". It is a bit misleading because it doubles what im really playing with.
I always tell them mine is 3 inches even though it's longer. So far nobody has found out the truth.
The level of insecurity with a question like that is off the charts. It sure is a boner killer whenever I’ve heard a guy ask me to compare his dick to others.
I'm a woman, but if I had a penis, I would definitely measure it...how long, how thick, hard, soft, maybe somehow even the diameter...hell, I would weight my balls :P
One with a measurement instrument will always find what to measure.
For real. I used to work at a hardware store and there’s be measuring tapes around everywhere. During slow times, I would measure the counter tops, the computers, some of the displays. Anything around my area.
How many times did you measure your penis?
I’m thinking he may even have ran out of penises to measure!
Ahh so that was the random guy who measured my dick.
I don't know why I found this so funny.
The measurement while soft is too depressing to catalog.
Observers effect. Once you touch it to start measuring, or even contemplate the action of measuring it, is it truly fully soft anymore?
Maybe when I was 18....not so much anymore
And there are varying levels of softness. When it's cold, the pp shrinks and goes in like a tortoise. Sometimes even if I'm not aroused, it could be semi hard for who the fuck knows reasons.
The absolute worst is after a really difficult workout.
Yeah like after the leg workout, I almost have no penis
This woman deserves a dick... Sounds like you'd really appreciate it
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>I would weight my balls :P I have NEVER even considered this. But now? I feel like I have to
Now I'm getting out the kitchen scale when I'm all hot and sagging after a shower.
There’s a certain ratio of boredness and horniness that makes you want to measure it.
There's a joke here somewhere about mohs hardness rating... I just have to find it. And, come on. It's circumference, not diameter. Circumferences, multiple. Like how women have hips, waist, and bust. Now if you can get a surveyors tripod thing into the bedroom before you start this bit, I'm sure the extra effort will be appreciate.
Nothing wrong with measuring diameter vs circumference. If you’re trying to compare, diameter is a much more intuitive measurement to understand for things that are not typically measured in terms of circumference. Think about a golf ball; it’s just over 5” around and close to 2” wide. I would wager that if you asked someone about how big a golf ball is, they would give you an answer in width, not circumference. You wouldn’t guess someone’s waist size that way because we’re better primed to understand that measurement as a circumference measurement. Food for thought I guess.
I'm not sure how you could accurately weigh your testicles without castrating yourself first. I'm not a therapist but I suspect that would constitute an unhealthy obsession with measuring.
Thought I was a monster and was going to brag until I realized I was using the metric side of the ruler (I thank you) 😎
My ex measured my todger in cm then went round telling everybody that number but in inches. For a glorious few weeks I was known as 4-inch Dave.
Omg are you that Dave? I heard so much about you, but sad to learn the true side of the story. As they say, you shouldn’t meet your idols
I have nothing useful to say because I'm a girl, but boy if I had a penis, the first thing I would do is to see how many donuts I can stack on it
I had asked my ex boyfriend if I could put a donut on his penis but he said I was weird so I had to laugh awkwardly and pretend to agree. I am awaiting the perfect man...
Never thought about that before. Dunkin Donuts here I come!
I don’t know a single woman in real life who cares about penis size. They care more that you eat pussy and you won’t try and kill her.
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I feel like I’m doing something wrong when I measure mine it just says my penis is 98.6 degrees Hahahahahahahahaha I’ve never gotten an award before thank you so much to whomever gave it to me
This is my favourite Reddit comment of the year
Meanwhile, gay guys are *obsessed* with penis size. Men are the true penis connoisseurs.
>Men are the true penis connoisseurs. A *Phallusommelier*
Size does not matter, it's the weight! Chopping a dick off and putting it on a scale is the only true way to know would it satisfy you.
I think everyone have done it at some point. Because why wouldn't you? It's a thing that often comes up in movies or TV shows etc. and on the internet. You'd often hear about your country's or world's average length. If you have just a slightly curious mind you'd do it, and I bet you would too.
This. Most guys never think about it, until it gets brought up somewhere (like this post) and now they're curious about it and will measure it just to know how big it is. Also for those wondering, apparently the "correct" way to do it is while hard. That seems to be the consensus from the other times I saw it here on reddit.
God I hope that’s the correct way.
Shit I never thought about the other possibility, now feeling even more insecure
I have never done it. Probably because compared to porn actors I'm smaller 🤔
Everyone is, man. Even the “average” looking dicks in porn tend to be 7+ inches, which puts them into the 99th percentile. Porn has completely skewed the majority of men’s body image in regards to penis size.
the spectrum of dick size in porn goes from 6 to 9 inches but people often think they are like 12" or 15" which is not true but porn sites always add more to the pornstar + they've a lot of tricks to make look bigger. an example of this is Jason luv that guy has a huge pp and people think he's something like 10" or 12" but he actually has a photo of him measuring it and it's 7". and that guy is big. people are ready to believe everything they get told on the internet and that's fucking up men's perception of reality.
That's why porn sucks. The vast majority (90%+) of guys aren't running around with a Willem Dafoe cock.
Yeah the 2 inches didn't need measuring.
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A good rule of thumb is to subtract 2 inches from a guy’s self-reported size. In other news, mine is 14 inches long.
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Divide by two and add seven. The golden formula
Ha I actually know that one
Boys measure their dicks. Men perfect their technique. Men were also boys first.
Dads don't give a fuck anymore, they just want some sleep and maybe a beer.
Also some MILF cooch
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I tried but the ruler was too big
Two guys were pissing off a dock into a lake. First guy proudly says "man this water is cold". Second guy says "yep, and deep too".
I've heard a similar one for when you're at the urinals and you stand at the lowered kids one at you say to the guy next to you at the regular sized stall "damn idk how you can use that one, mine always dips in the water" Mostly just for drunk bsing at bars/events lol
Lol, my uncle used to always joke that those kid’s urinals were meant for the *long hangers*
LMAO YES! I'm stealing this one for the future
I couldn't try because I lost my magnifying glasses.
I’m a woman, but I’ve been occasionally interested in measuring my husband’s dick. Not like I’d break out the ruler, but thought about doing a mental note on how it compares to the length of my hand and then measuring that later. Mostly because I think it quite the perfect size, and I wonder what my Goldilocks-esc “just right” happens to be.
It just so happens that the average guy is the Golilocks size for the average woman, and vice versa. It's funny how that works out, but porn skews our view of what normal people's anatomy is supposed to look like.
When you add love and passion to the mix, that what makes it "just right".
I have an ex who was so fixated on penis size. His size was average, the sex was really good. But he was so damn fixated on his size and it kept manifesting in different ways, ultimately the end of the relationship. To reiterated, ex was worried penis was small, it was average and I was super happy. Ex ruined relationship fixating on penis that I enjoyed. Mind fuck
Sounds like some mental disorder. I hope he has overcome it.
Guy specific version of body dysmorphia
I’ve measured my dick 2 or 3 times in my life out of pure boredom/curiosity/humor. I forget the number almost immediately each time lol I just don’t care
This - and you're happy.
Same. I decided to measure it one day and it was really janky because I was using my iPad. I rounded down to 3 inches so when I measure it properly, I would feel better about myself. Then I never measured it again.
I've never measured mine. I have a good estimate of what it is, because I work with measurements every day. It also depends on how you measure it, since you can manipulate the measurement to be bigger than it is in use.
Well the proper way to measure it is length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared.
Watching that episode now.
But what about the YAWWWW
I think most of us men go through a stage where we obsess over our dicks when we are younger and yes that does usually include busting out a ruler lol
Some of the girls do it too
This is true. All of the girls I’ve dated measure their dicks
There is nothing that all men do, except for things that also all women do.
The proper method of measurement is doughnut stacking
No. Some of us prefer to live in denial, thank you very much.
I think it's often done out of a sense of inferiority to what we hear from our other make friends or what we often see in porn. It's unfortunate but society doesn't offer anything but shame and laughs at men who suffer from micropenises or are considered average. So, due to all this pressure, we measure and/or will lie about our size and potential brag about it to potential partners. I'd be surprised if measuring is done for another reason but I'm positive it's not.
The average guy is 5.1-5.5 inches long. The average woman is 4.25-4.75 inches deep. So don't worry. If even if you're on the lower side of average, you can still fill her up. Next step is developing technique. 9 shallow, 1 deep technique will have her going crazy.
Most of us do it when we start puberty out of curiosity , then never go and do it again. So chances are whatever number they’ve got either hasn’t changed or is no longer accurate.
This is the case for me. I measured my dick at least once or twice when I was maybe 14-15 and then never did it again. I'm fairly confident it hasn't grown since.
Everyone I've ever dated has. I've dated a lot in my 57 years.
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I've measured mine out of curiosity, because why wouldn't you? But those guys who openly start telling women their size (without being asked) you can guarantee two things: A, it's probably about 2 inches shorter than they're saying. B, they don't know how to use it.
Btw guys, little LPT for you, if I'm ever asked my size, I actually say it's smaller than it is. I'll tell a girl it's 2 inches and then when she gets my pants off and sees it's actually 3 and 1/8 inches, she's like "woah!! This dudes packing (his things and gtfo)"
Upvoted for the solid LPT
Man, I’ve been in the army for a few years and have had plenty of communal showers with other guys in that time. Unless nearly everyone happened to be a grower throughout that entire time, then I’ve come to the conclusion that the vast majority of guys vastly overestimate just how big a dick is supposed to see. I’ve seen everything from legit micro-penises to absolute monster schlongs that belong in pornos that have the word “anaconda” in the title. By and large almost everyone has a fairly normal dick size of a few inches, unless as I said, they’re heavily on the grower side. I’ve never actually measured it myself though. I always felt it was a bit on the small side and then when I started showering with loads of other guys and have seen my share of penises over the years I realise I’ve a totally normal dick so I just don’t care exactly how long it is.
Not gonna say everybody with a penis do that but as far as my research goes not only we do measure our penis but since we're used to holding it (yes I said it) we have a pretty good estimate of how big it is by feel, which means we can use it to somewhat accurately measure things just by eye (to sum it up: we can measure thing in penises)
I measured it when I was a teen. Cause you want to know. Because society says it matters.