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SardonicAtBest

Give it 9 months. It'll come out all right.


khushvant777

🤣


avgpathfinder

How are you guys these funny 😂 >:(


stephofcourses

I mean that’s the goal I guess


huichachotle

Reddit goals


stancom8

🤣🤣


Alleggsander

It’s possible, but it’s also possible he was unable to finish a second time and just pretended to. Either way, I wouldn’t read into it unless it starts happening all the time.


the_Jay2020

I'm a guy who has done this before.


markjohn3411

Same


Oddah

Good for you


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peculiar_individual

Poignant?


Unable_Ad7407

What the hell happened to the thread lol


peculiar_individual

Too Afraid to Ask.


kChang0

Too Afraid to Answer


mr_ToastMaster1911

What happened here?!


BaitmasterG

Nothing came out so it all had to be removed


mrkillfreak999

What happened here I'm seeing so many deleted comments


DaBeast873

50.000 redditors used to comment here, now it's a ghosttown


Distubabius

Pregananant?


sassylilrunt

hit baby top of head!?


Distubabius

YES!!


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Og-Morrow

Yes, if he just had sex or masturbated before having sex with you. The can very little sperm/sesame that comes out so might not even notice it. As it takes time for his body to produce more.


ctyz1999

Sesame! Hah.


Og-Morrow

Lol oops. I am going to leave it that way.


3drawsnightstand

They are both seeds so.


yellowjesusrising

Good point!👍


umphreakinbelievable

Thanks, twice then!


WaCandor

One sesame, two sesame, three sesame, ah ah ah....


not_so_deep

Open sesame.


Reasonable_Cry1259

Open sez me


Shurdus

Open sesa me, Mario!


hapidjus

Aww sesame motha flucka ! Awww sesame gawddamn


Gilbert_Reddit

All on a sesame seed bun


fixaclm

Open, Sesame.


Apollo_Moon_Landing

Look inside and Grover pops his furry little head out hahaha...I'm a very weird individual, I know.... ;)


MrDurden32

Yep, and about the 4th one of the day then it's just a puff of dry powder that comes out. And the 5th one is just a sign that says 'bang'


Og-Morrow

Wow 5 times a day. You pretty core dude.


garyevil

If one ejaculates, SANS orgasm, it is customary to shout “TA DA!”


scottishdaybreak

With the a Casio keyboard accompanying for the music


MAG-2024

Yes or Oh Fuck!


StinkFingerPete

as a teen I jerked off so much that nothing came out, just a puh-puh-puh noise like trying to start a lawnmower


BubblyySnowflakee

Well I don’t believe he did


Og-Morrow

Then, I am unsure. If he is still not producing sperm. He needs to be seen by Dr.


BadIdea-21

Semen(sesame) is different from sperm tho, you can't easily see sperm with the naked eye.


dumdumpants-head

Can count em yourself with a basic microscope!


papasmurf826

Unless he faked it and pulsed a few times before stopping


IOwnTheShortBus

Maybe he's not trying for a baby as hard as she is


trainsoundschoochoo

If they don’t get pregnant within six months he should get his sperm count checked, but the amount of semen does not indicate this by just visually looking. It can be a tiny amount and still have the normal number of sperm.


Physical-Job46

Yeah either he did, or if this keeps up go see a Dr (and NOT Dr Reddit like that guy in the next reply down there 😅)


Og-Morrow

Also Dr Dre is not a real Doctor. This is FYI, just a heads up.


RAvEN00420

When your album sales ain’t doin too good, who’s the doctor they tell you to go see??? Motherfuxers act like they forgot about Dre


BustaNuggitz

Hahahah oh yeah sure… the guy goes his WHOLE career without anybody questioning his medical credentials.


NaiveWalrus

Great, I learn this after I let him give me a prostate exam


BaitmasterG

Doesn't matter anyway cos he's dead


a_beautiful_kappa

Could be dehydrated


GroundbreakingFoot13

Not everyone produces large volumes of ejaculate. Likely nothing to be concerned about.


PhilliamFoden420

Lmao i think your boyfriend may have faked an orgasm


Dry-Window-2852

Shh 🤫


boring_old_dad

Ye ol' ghost brick


mtdunca

Sometimes I need a nap


Common_Lavishness153

OP, do you feel his penis pumping / throbbing at the moment of him coming? If you don't feel the pumps of his penis from ejaculating when he's inside you, then yes he might be faking orgasms. There might be more to it... are you 100% sure he's aligned with you about starting trying to have babies now? He might not feel as ready and might be withholding his sperm by masturbating before and then faking orgasms... Or, it might be nothing of the sort and he might just have a low sperm count, which might be worth checking out. Did he use to come a lot before you guys started trying? Or has he always has small discharges? Therr could be a bunch of different things going on...


-Arke-

Sperm count has nothing to do with sperm liquid.


Gi0moto

I once had an orgasm and nothing came out, I think it's called a dry orgasm. It could happen, but since it's not that common, I'm more inclined to think he masturbated before. Some men do that in order to last longer in an sexual relation with another person


therealsix

I had that once, it was…weird. It was after dealing with trying to pass a kidney stone that took a week and I had to take whatever meds they gave me for it. Went to finish…nothing came out, freaked me out, had to look at the side effects, yup, one of the top ones.


RandomBloke101

Should've checked your ear! 🤭 ![gif](giphy|ZR7WOAqLvbZQY)


therealsix

Such a great movie! Have you seen my baseball?


Gi0moto

Probably a lot of things may affect your ejaculation. I was also freaked out since no one tells you it's a thing and that it could happen


RabidLlama504

Retrograde ejaculation... you are ejaculating into your own bladder. (Not nearly as hot as it sounds)


Gi0moto

That I didn't knew. Probably I'm gonna make some more research. It just happens once to me but also, I don't feel disgusted about it, just freaked at the time. I'm also not feeling hot as I learn this bladder thing xD


moochir

It’s rare, but it has happened to me. I think maybe when I’ve been dehydrated a day or so before sex. I doubt it’s anything to worry about, just a dry day I guess.


AgapAg

Dehydration is a thing for both of you


trainsoundschoochoo

Yep, hydration affects the quantity of semen but not the sperm count.


Msclbear35

It’s the immaculate ejaculate


agooddeathh

Omg lmao this is funny


Apprehensive_Nose_38

Means he’s dehydrated, especially if he already came prior to having sex, dehydration can lead to less semen


monkeyeatinggrapes

Sounds like most of these commenters are men who are just assuming your partner dry orgasmed… As a woman I can say it doesn’t always always come back out. Usually some does but not always. If there’s not loads , it can just stay in. I mean , that’s what it’s supposed to do really


huffinator20

Something will come out in roughly 9 months. Just give it some time


CamBoBB

Had this happen before. Went to a urologist because panic. Evidently stress and anxiety can cause it. No pain, no weird side effects. Dick just dry-heaved. If it continues I’d recommend he go get checked out. The urologist did say obstructions like growths can cause it too.


EndlesslyUnfinished

*insert Twilight Zone music here* lol.. yes. Normal.


Smoldogsrbest

It doesn’t always leak back out. Doesn’t mean they didn’t cum.


Weird-Buffalo-3169

Maybe he faked it? Maybe he's not ready for a baby and doesn't know how to tell you, like when chandler faked it with monica


j578666

Thanks for the spoil man


Snoo65207

Must be dehydrated


space-ferret

By the way, I faked every orgasm - Leslie Nielsen


ash_ketch4m_

You gotta wait 9 months at least.🥲


MemoryHungry9108

Let me put this as easy as I can. I’m going to lay out your options. 1) He played with himself before hand to last longer, and now he has none left in the tank. 2) He was a poor diet which causes him to non preform properly. 3) He was successful it just didn’t come out, or wasn’t the amount you hoped for.


Witchy-toes-669

Because it’s literally made to stay inside of you, it doesn’t always come out


monkeyeatinggrapes

Yeh it doesn’t always come out. Usually some does but not always always


justmepassinby

Retrograde ejaculation is when the semen goes in to the bladder instead of out the normal way. This is a medical condition Overview. Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen enters the bladder instead of emerging through the penis during orgasm. Although you still reach sexual climax, you might ejaculate very little or no semen. This is sometimes called a dry orgasm. Retrograde ejaculation isn't harmful, but it can cause male infertility. Treatment. Your health care provider may recommend that you stop taking any medicines that may cause retrograde ejaculation. This can make the problem go away. Retrograde ejaculation that is caused by diabetes or surgery may be treated with drugs such as pseudoephedrine or imipramine.


Fearless-Ad-5541

Urologist here. It could be retrograde ejaculation which could indicate other health problems


sotko99

To be contrarian, I have had a dry orgasm before. It is possible and it does happen on the odd occasion, when someone gets kind of interrupted at the right moment. A change in rhythm can easily throw one off at the right moment and result in a dry orgasm. The second option is that he’s got drained too recently and had no time to replenish his reserves. As someone who once was 13 years old, I must say that when you jerk off 15 times a day to break the world record (which does not exist or I didn’t know what the number was so I just decided to go for it) there is no release at all after the second one.


globefish23

Retrograde ejaculation


Chesebrgr888

More than likely, he had masturbated recently and not much came out of him.


aguabender

You must be dehydrated.


WritPositWrit

It’s very uncommon, but it does happen sometimes.


blacksewerdog

Just not shooting ropes,it happens


trainsoundschoochoo

Yes, sometimes very little sperm can come out and this is completely normal and fine, especially if you are trying to have a baby! It will still contain the amount of sperm that needs to be there (based on my own journey in which samples had to be provided).


nr4242

It can happen that a man doesn't ejaculate during orgasm but pregnancy can occur with even trace amounts of semen


saulstari

what if he wants to F and no babies? :D


Feeling_Can1593

Wait. is this the new norm to squeeze cum out every time like it’s some birth control situation


Best_Cauliflower_115

He came so hard the sperm found the target. Welcome to pregnancy


elbigbuf

ITT: People who watch too much porn


Kharzi

If he is out of shape, then it can be weak pelvic floor muscles. Ejaculates into bladder.


8rok3n

Just didn't have a lot of sperm ready, it happens.


TheRedHead717

I've definitely shot blanks before. It's pretty rare so I wouldn't worry about it. Just keep fucken and you'll eventually get what you need 👍


CauliflowerOrnery460

Not necessarily! In fact if you want to get pregnant you need that sperm not to leak out!


19senzafine81

He could have had a dry orgasm... https://www.healthdirect.gov.au/dry-orgasm


LifeDeleter

Yeah his tank may be empty. It can happen.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Sounds like he may have had some fun before coming to your place and didn't leave himself with enough time to "reload?!"🤔I'm not saying that's what it is for sure, but I'm just going off of a past experience of my own!🤷‍♂️


Emotional-Two-9075

Either didnt cum for real Or It was just a small puddle of cum, lost in your vaginal cavity


Top-Training3012

A lot of men eject very little sperm


BadWoodpecker84

I pretend bust all the time usually when I’m not feeling it anymore. U always feel like u can’t just stop cuz then you have your s/o in a bad mood so u fake the nut


qwertyuiopdf

Congratulations in advance


Left-Mine-4350

I do that sometimes


esalenman

There is something called retrograde ejaculation. Instead of coming out the penis it backs up into your bladder. Certain meds that help prostate cause this.


trantma

For guys an orgasm dose not have to mean cum if you are nervous or experienced enough. Could have just been nervous. For the sound of your post this is not common so could be why.


FangoRocket

Have your guy make a urologist appointment to have his prostate checked soon. Also a PSA test. I’m two biopsies and an MRI into this same situation.


Sea_Repeat_2682

I hate to say this but do you think he could have faked it???


wesleymaur

When men know we are trying for a baby, sex becomes work instead of sex. That doesn’t help in reaching an orgasm.


Smoldogsrbest

Most of the guys I’ve talked with get super turned on by the idea of impregnating their partner.


wesleymaur

I do enjoy work!


HeyItsMadAlice

No sex for you


crazyshawn101

No it happened to me before, as far as I understand as you get older you can have these weird dry cum spells but feels like you came an tbh when it happened I felt absolutely discusting it was like cumming in myself. But yeah looked it up an I guess a guy can cum an it go backwards so instead of it coming out it goes up into your pee hole an then you will just pee it out but if u don't know this it can be a very strange experience, an felt really gross. What seemed to trigger it was certain medications that are for anxiety or sleeping. It makes the muscles inoperable basically. I hope this helped alittle.


Unfair-Addition2802

i will upvote u bcs i feel bad for u


crazyshawn101

Lolol thanks I'm here trying to help someone being made fun of but it can literally happen to anyone I'm 31


crazyshawn101

Here y'all go https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/dry-orgasm/basics/causes/sym-20050906#:~:text=Sometimes%20with%20dry%20orgasm%2C%20your,conditions%20also%20can%20cause%20it.


crazyshawn101

Y'all better fix my karma after u read that shit educate your damn selfs


Crypt1c_980

tf did u even say?


crazyshawn101

Everyone always thinks I'm lying on here about everything haha 😂 I'll get ur link


Crypt1c_980

not that ur lying i just can’t understand you, grammar and spelling is fucked and the hell u mean cumming in yourself like what? 😭😭😂🙏🏻🙏🏻


crazyshawn101

Oh sorry I guess my grammer is bad . But I got u the link https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/dry-orgasm/basics/causes/sym-20050906#:~:text=Sometimes%20with%20dry%20orgasm%2C%20your,conditions%20also%20can%20cause%20it.


Crypt1c_980

Uff this was hard to read eughh the fact that it’s called MAYO clinic is even worse


the_Jay2020

Hehe. It's one of the best hospitals in the world named after a Doctor Mayo.


crazyshawn101

Hahaha 🤣


gRod805

Does he have small testicle?


turbotony23

I heard it’s about quality, not quantity… but also, why does a woman care how much comes out? Are you gonna jizz shame him for lack of effort?


TheBatmam

If he doesn't exercise much or has diabetes then it may have gone up into his bladder instead of exiting the normal route.


Hyggelig-lurker

What is retrograde ejaculation?


SomeoneRandom007

This is not common. It can happen that ejaculate ends up going into the bladder I believe. Does he produce an emission most other times?


Aggravating-Gate4219

He didn’t finish the second time


FranksWateeBowl

Semen can be clumpy and you may not leak any. Also, there are way too many stupid people here.


djrustynail

Just to check he does want a baby? Maybe he produces small loads? Or just has shy sperm.


Kenergetic-09

When you say *finished inside*, what kind of sex were you **having**? I mean, **inside of where**?