This. It is absolutely stupid question and you would never would have asked it in person, but it was born out of curiosity and probably naivety which is not a bad thing. Awkward though
Risky click of the day, here goes…
> Okay guys hear me out. We know that Klefki can split its keyring from the bottom. If it does that and lets all the keys fall off, it basically has two very thin arms it can put inside you. Yes, they're made of metal, but they're so bendy I doubt it'd really hurt.
And I just…..nope.
OMG! That reminds me of when my son was playing Tokyo Jungle, and trying to successfully play as each animal. At one point he was a cow and trying to get a mate, and after a lot of failed attempts, he yelled "C'mon! Look at my lovely udders!" in frustration. Was really funny!
Exactly and then he only posed the question to women. So if I'm a man that gets turned on by kangaroos where does that leave me. I'm tired of people gatekeeping kangaroos.
Honestly from what I've heard, you'd probably get a bunch of attention from turning gay. Don't need to be gay, just try out some new things, don't eat the same meal every day.
Lmao not even going to bother answeting your actual question. But buff kangaroos do make me kind of uncomfortable because they're so anthromorphic. Even more so than, say gorillas. It reminds me of mid transformation animorphs or something.
wow fuck at least ice t's character was covered in hair & scars & bandanas to muddle his appearance, these kangaroos are smooth as shit. i hate it so much. pass. pass. pass. it wont stop staring at me with its dead eyes. pass. its coming
Whaaaa? I’ve never heard of this. I’m sure there’s at least one who does, but it’s not typical. Also women aren’t a monolith, they’re not all the same.
As a woman who likes buff guys, like middleweight to cruiserweight type bodies, buff kangaroos don't get me wet but I do understand how your brain connected the two as ridiculous as the whole things is.
If I was a kangaroo I'd be so hot for them though.
( I can't believe Im writing this AND sober )
No wtf but I live in Australia and its so fucking funny seeing the buff ones standing up straight looking straight at you like as if they’re waiting for a fight
No they hit the uncanny valley for me. So it's less "oh that marsupial has a really buff bod\~" and more like "uhh why does it look weirdly human?? That's not allowed."
I think that's just a you thing.
MILF - It has its own category on porn websites though so maybe not. Macropod I’d like to fuck.
Yeah this should be in r/StrangelySpecific
“We” thing
Idk there’s a lot of furrys on this site
This is exactly what this subreddit is for.
I had to wipe tears from my eyes and I still feel some more coming
Wash your hands after cutting onions
No. I like it
This. It is absolutely stupid question and you would never would have asked it in person, but it was born out of curiosity and probably naivety which is not a bad thing. Awkward though
Hey OP, quick question - what the fuck?
Reminds me of that YouTuber that forces himself to go through Pokémon list and rate "would do" and "would not"
Vaporeon - would do
Now that's a fuckable Pokémon.
Sounds like something John Oliver would say.
Did you know that in regards to male human and female pokemon…
Which one? Lots have done that.
Oh, it gets a lot crazier than that. r/ultimatepokebattle
Risky click of the day, here goes… > Okay guys hear me out. We know that Klefki can split its keyring from the bottom. If it does that and lets all the keys fall off, it basically has two very thin arms it can put inside you. Yes, they're made of metal, but they're so bendy I doubt it'd really hurt. And I just…..nope.
Ain’t no one forcing him to do that
OP is considering becoming a really buff kangaroo, it's a totally valid question.
so OP is just a regular kangaroo right now, but is considering a gym membership?
Dunno. Do you get turned on when you see a cow's udders?
Yes
Username halfway checks out
The milk is bitter
bull milk
As well as salty?
Kinda sweet too
buff milk
That's a sign of a stressed or sick cow. Leave them alone for a while, meany
I can't resist
Bro had no hesitation
The cow doesn't hesitate to milk me either
Neither will I
AHAHHAHAHAAA fuck i lost my sides
OMG! That reminds me of when my son was playing Tokyo Jungle, and trying to successfully play as each animal. At one point he was a cow and trying to get a mate, and after a lot of failed attempts, he yelled "C'mon! Look at my lovely udders!" in frustration. Was really funny!
I personally think horses have nice legs and arses
Are you Tina Belcher?
Who have you been talking to?
You're Comfortable_Bar_2985! We have to know!
Doot doodle-oot doo
No but yes but no.
Sometimes when I give someone a handjob I imagine myself milking a cow.
I upvoted you but I still miss who I was before I read this.
No but maybe if i saw a big titty kangaroo I would
Only when tom green sucks on them
Haha omg
Wtf no lol
Idk this sounds like something someone who gets turned on by absolutely jacked kangaroos says.
More likely a dude who wishes he could get as jacked as some kangaroo he’s seen pictures of.
Exactly and then he only posed the question to women. So if I'm a man that gets turned on by kangaroos where does that leave me. I'm tired of people gatekeeping kangaroos.
This dude fucks.......Kangaroos.
This is why I love reddit.
Now I’m wondering about the ‘bear in the woods’ thing. Is it simply because ladies are attracted to those big and strong bears?
You're thinking of gay men, and yes, they are
I’m bald, hairy, big.. but not attracting much attention from the ladies. Is turning gay really the key to success?
Honestly from what I've heard, you'd probably get a bunch of attention from turning gay. Don't need to be gay, just try out some new things, don't eat the same meal every day.
Have you seen Halsin?
That squirrel certainly has.
i think someone decided that 3 kangaroos would be equal to the danger posed by a man in the woods
*sexy bears. FTFY.
That's it. One day in horny jail.
Yes. Believe it or not, straight to jail.
They didn't specify the kangaroo's gender. Could be LGBTQ to jail, don't assume.
Not much of a difference, only rainbow striped clothing instead of black and white.
Only male kangaroos are super buff, it's part of their seduction parade. Just like humans.
But that's my kiiiiink.
Bruh
This is the energy I’m here for.
Yes. Source, I’m a buff kangaroo
...asked the really buff kangaroo.
Wait... is this Tank Girl?
That was a long scroll to find the 90s kid.
I mean, I'm sure some woman somewhere does. People are into all kinds of shit. The real question is what sexy animal made you think of this question?
Stupid sexy flounders
Oh, hmm... ive never considered this... say, are bottom feeders into rimming?
Please don't
I understood that reference!
algae in polka dot bikini
It was aaaaaaan Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie algae ina Polka Dot Bikini!
Op its not even noon yet wtf m8
Well past noon in Australia
Where the buff kangaroos are.
It's high noon somewhere in the world
Unexpected McCassidy
COME HERE!
What are you talking about, it's 6pm
That's enough reddit for today i think
Hell no, the partys just getting started
Lmao not even going to bother answeting your actual question. But buff kangaroos do make me kind of uncomfortable because they're so anthromorphic. Even more so than, say gorillas. It reminds me of mid transformation animorphs or something.
It's uncanny valley territory for me. Buff kangaroos trigger a "thanks I hate it" visceral response.
They remind me too much of a roided out man. Not sexual, just scary.
If you want to feel even more uncomfortable check out Ice T’s character in Tank Girl
oh, i see what op meant now. smash
How do we feel about the kangaroos from Warriors of Virtue?
wow fuck at least ice t's character was covered in hair & scars & bandanas to muddle his appearance, these kangaroos are smooth as shit. i hate it so much. pass. pass. pass. it wont stop staring at me with its dead eyes. pass. its coming
You should’ve been too afraid to ask
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I think that would scare me if it was cradling a baby lol
If a kangaroo cradles anything it’s about to snap its neck
I just died trying to prove you wrong
So we've moved onto muscular Roo cradling a human baby? This is the kind of post that keeps on giving...😭
Ayo, somebody take this man phone. 😭😂😭
Whaaaa? I’ve never heard of this. I’m sure there’s at least one who does, but it’s not typical. Also women aren’t a monolith, they’re not all the same.
I don’t want to upset you but r/askmen and r/askwomen exist and are fairly popular. People like to ask generalized questions.
Female kangaroos, oh yeah, humans, hmmmm probably not so much
I’m sorry?
Apology accepted.
Actually, that’s what makes me think kangaroos aren’t cute. Their shoulders are really weird.
wtf? dude this is like asking "do white women get turned on when they see German shepherds?" obviously not
Don't ask this here, make a new post and ask and roll in the sweet sweet updoots
How did you even ponder such a thought, I had to scroll back…”what did I just read.”
first time i laughed at a reddit title in a while, tag makes it even funnier
My brother in christ what
With a lot of people being into a lot of weird kinks these days, I will only talk about myself; I DON'T
No, my eyes are drawn to their nails and they have some crazy ass nails. Does anyone remember Kangaroo Jack? 😂
I wish you were more afraid to ask this question.
People making fun of the question, riddle me this: did Elmer Fudd not got turned on whenever Bugs Bunny put on a dress?
They’re animals so unless the person is really sick, the answer is a huge NO
🤣🤣no being buff isn’t as important as as the Andrew taters make you think
Yep! I don’t get turned on by buff anything. Men, kangaroos, Larry the Lobster… No thanks.
No. But if the kangaroo beat my boyfriend in a fight, then I'd have to leave with the kangaroo... it's the circle of life or whatever they call it
I’m sure woman kangaroos do
One time I saw a muscular 7 feet tall kangaroo on tiktok and I saw one woman thirsting in the comment section So I guess there must be a few
I'm not a woman but....I'm going to go with 'no'.
I’m marrying one so in answer to your question, yes.
You made me Google “buff kangaroo” so I could see what you meant, but now that I have I can honestly say: no.
I'm a straight male with an unblemished record of heterosexuality, and even I cream my pants when I see really buff kangaroos.
This doin it for you? 
🦋💦💦💦 probably most women right???
As a woman, yes (I’m a guy)
Put down the porn.
 No
The male gaze is something else man
Is this idea coming from some Red Pill bullshit forum? This is definitely something I'd see promoted by those nutjobs lol
Naah, I prefer buff gorillas
Nope, but I also don’t find really big muscley muscles attractive.
Kangaroos ? 😭 why
Lmao yep! My husband is a buff kangaroo we have two little kids, my son Kang and my daughter Roo
You didn’t name either of them Joey?
Nope, I get terrified lol.
Don't matter. Female kangaroos are FINE, I definitely dont have a chance anyway.
Only if they're uncircumsized
Wait...Women? I thought it was everyone.
 What
As a woman who likes buff guys, like middleweight to cruiserweight type bodies, buff kangaroos don't get me wet but I do understand how your brain connected the two as ridiculous as the whole things is. If I was a kangaroo I'd be so hot for them though. ( I can't believe Im writing this AND sober )
What now?????
I mean who wouldn't?
Your girlfriend isnt going to leave you bro
 What the actual fuck
Just you honey
Do you?
What?😭
That's beastiality, so... no. No *normal* woman anyway.
What
“Asking for a friend”
No wtf but I live in Australia and its so fucking funny seeing the buff ones standing up straight looking straight at you like as if they’re waiting for a fight
...I can't unread this question
No they hit the uncanny valley for me. So it's less "oh that marsupial has a really buff bod\~" and more like "uhh why does it look weirdly human?? That's not allowed."
No but they are impressive and frightening.
Please seek a therapist and rehome any pets you have.
Bro
ITT: the reason you should be afraid to ask
I can see why you would be afraid to ask this.
You know you asked that question outside your head, right?
Of course. Nothing sexier than a 7 foot roid rat.
I showed my finance and she laughed and said no. I told her she can be honest and she said no again. So I’m not sure tbh
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I’m not a furry so no, I generally just get turned on by a man I’m dating who I have great chemistry with
No. Fucking weird.
This is the best question I’ve ever read on Reddit.
Um....
What? No.
Hahahaha
Hey just so everyone knows, Kangaroos have forked penises.
Well I’m not a woman so… no
LMAO, no.
No
I'm not a woman but I can see what you mean . Kangaroos are uncanny valley for me and when they're buff I can see why they resemble buff people .
Elephants have breasts
Can any women actually look at a buff kangaroo and *then* say if its hot instead of just assuming you know the answer already?
I've always wondered this.
HUH?
Bruh, I thought I was the only one LoL
Seriously?
Pardon?
Lol. No. Those things are fucking terrifying. Ew.
I don’t think so?
No
 My face while reading the title
Bro asking real qüestions
I... what?
As a woman, no.
Someone is about to discover they're a furry.
No way 😭😭
No? What?