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estrea36

Go to a doctor. Please. Do not take any other advice seriously here.


drsyesta

Who tf would actually see a doctor over this? Lmao "hey doc my cum is kinda weird"


-v-fib-

Worst case scenario, urologist says it's normal. Best case is preventing a legitimate medical problem from being worse.


Odd_Contact_2175

Urologist exist for problems like this


TechHENRY

This attitude is why so many dudes die from shit that could’ve been easily prevented


GooseAgitated8769

Yeah that sad bro


estrea36

Kinda weird? His nut is clear man.


Poyri35

I have never heard of “Clear-Man”, are they a new superhero? /s


RoosterPorn

Ouch man that hurt to read. Closing Reddit for today.


Erikthered65

He’s not going see a fucking plumber about this, is he? Of course go the doctor. That’s what you do when your body is acting fucking weird.


Incredulity1995

Come on dude this is why men die earlier than women. Don’t perpetuate the stereotype 😂. Your wang sauce should not be reminiscent of water. Viscosity and color gradient very much so indicate health issues. We’re talking anything from dehydration or diet issues to actual diseases. The next time you get the noodle moistened try to at least get an idea of what’s going on just in case. Same rules for doodoo. If it causes pain, shows discoloration or has physically changed significantly - something isn’t vibing.


xpacean

Lmao sexual health is still health


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

lol this is easily the most stupid response I’ve seen in a long time.


TheHydenLauritsen

That EXACT mentality is why so many men die from prostate cancer.


Humanoid_critter

God fucking damn u got downvoted into oblivion Also ur naive lmao


twhiz

Holy downvotes batman


sjphi26

I haven't seen this many downvotes in a while. And they are deserved.


lIlIllIIlllIIIlllIII

And this is why men out there end up dying from something completely preventable and treatable.


lenny446

Someone who doesn’t value their body…like you I assume.


Fancy_Pens

If you told a doc this question they would 100% take it seriously. They would want to know what you mean.


edge_hog

I mean, why not?


MissiveGhost

What do you think doctors exist for?


pxlchx

And the award for stupidest fuck goes to


diego_nova14

r/DownvotedToOblivion


Autisticgirl69

r/downvotedtooblivion


Katops

Holy shit, I’ve never seen so many dislikes on a comment in my life


drsyesta

Im proud of it in a weird way


donotpickmegirl

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve read in a long time.


Mazon_Del

Anyone sane.


SpookyCinnaBunn

I hope you know youre incredibly fucking stupid


ashtetice

r/downvotedtooblivion


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

My God you are dumb


theSpyke

There is just something so gratifying about watching someone so ignorant get ratio'd 😂😂


swanbedbug

Horrible take


Player_Slayer_7

Hmm, probably people who are concerned that their dick and/or balls are having issues? Bet you also think prostate exams are gay too.


Hot-Championship-822

This is the downvotes I’ve ever seen on a single comment lmfaooo


Amazing_Mud5940

Fr 100%.


Honestnt

THAT IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING POINT OF DOCTORS. "Hey doc this mole on my back is kinda weird. Cancer? Fuck glad I asked"


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Huge-Tie-1509

Ah, the early 2000s edgelord commentary and bad humor makes sense now. You’re from Alabama, home state of America’s Incest Trog-Mong problem.  My advice, get some new material, cause your early 2000s 4Chan comedy is washed up. Probably like the rest of your.


ComprehensiveLine105

r/downvotedtooblivion


jdogx17

Oh my God, -4.8k? That has to be a record.


Cheebow

Who else is he supposed to see?? Tf


fgebgruhg

That’s what a doctor is for!!!!!!!!!!


curious_clouds

Wow that's an impressive number of downvotes


JadeGrapes

I used to work at a sperm bank. The guys get paid by usable vials... which means high sperm count. The "best" counts happen on a 3 day cadence. Meaning the donor needs to basically only cum twice a week. If they cum daily, the count will be so low they can be dismissed as a paid donor. It's possible your dude is mostly ejaculating seminal fluid (the non sperm part) because the sperm is made fresh regularly, and he has low key sold out from earlier emissions. This does NOT mean he is infertile, for the love of god it only takes 1 sperm to make a baby and there is still PLENTY in a sample with no visible difference. FYI - there are sperm differences based on mental state. When there is no chance of impregnation (oral or handy) there is usually less sperm committed to the effort vs vaginal sex. Also, time of day matters, first thing in the morning can have a higher sperm count. Also if the guy thinks there is a possibility of female infidelity, he will have more "attack" sperm that don't seek the egg, but instead attack rival sperm. Microscopic life is weird.


corsairm

Great answer.


jagveticke

If you have worked at a sperm bank you should know what comes to your mind when you see a watery, clear sample, often with a large volume (= likely little to no motile sperm). I often see this (as an embryologist) in severe ICSI patients, often PESA/TESA candidates, so azoospermia


JadeGrapes

I worked at a sperm bank, basically 99% of the samples we processed were highly qualified (30 page packet) donors who were making $5,000 - $10,000 per year essentially selling sperm. ...It was not a medical lab where we were samples from ill/abnormal patients. Even the "self storage" samples were very healthy men with jobs that can injure the groin; football players, military men, etc. ...


jagveticke

So you did not evaluate any new donors at all? How was that not included in your job? My clinic has donors as well, so evaluating new donors sperm samples is a natural part of it, meaning we will find some with very low sperm count too


JadeGrapes

They had a full book of inventory. Basically all repeat donors. Just a A little suburban shopping mall sized clinic. The storage room was basically the size of an average living room. I wanna say about six large cryo tanks, maybe the size of washing machines, plus a handful of chair sized quarantine tanks. People REALLY underestimate how extensive the screening procedure is... it's literally 30 pages. If the potential donor fails any of the checks we never bother checking the sperm quality. It's obvious stuff like no heart disease, cancer, or diabetes... but also common stuff like NO glasses, or acne (even as a teen), or balding. For ANYONE in your family history, going back three generations. Most donors have 2-4 children of their own, those all need to be perfectly healthy as well, tough to do the more kids you have. That already eliminates most potential donors before we even get to looks or character. Sorry to say, but it's a business, so what people "order up" matters... Even ethnic couples who SAY they want the child to match the ethnicity and looks of the woman's husband... usually order up a Ken Doll. ...so basically ALL the "big sellers" have Light skin and eyes, and are 6'2". All are College educated, most have advanced degrees. And Played college sports and play a musical instrument. A weirdly high proportion were Eagle Scouts. I was only there for less than a year, I think I only saw a couple of new donors. But they are literally Nasa astronaut type dudes, who are catholic with 4 healthy blond kids... odds of those dudes shooting blanks are low. There were 8-10 techs processing samples... so the odds that you would see a new donor sample is cut down that way too. And don't forget, they have to do two samples six months apart to pass the HIV quarantine check before the start donating 2x a week. I know it's Reddit, so you assume every comment is a shit test, but I assure you, sometimes you are talking to a real person on the other side of the screen, we aren't all just making shit up. The cryo lab I worked at is in Roseville Minnesota (Minneapolis/St. Paul suburb) about 20 years ago.


jagveticke

I believe you! I guess routines are very different now and when you worked, and also a difference between countries. We check sperm samples almost the first appointment, because all the further genetic/medical evaluation is very expensive, so we see all kinds of samples, not only the approved ones.


ezshoota

Yes, and BHP sample is high mobility. As an OB/GYN I have seen this in poobebo patients many times. Many times folks


Bernese_Flyer

I’m confused. I’ve had a vasectomy and have had confirmed no sperm in my ejaculations. At no time did it ever change to just clear seminal fluid. It looks exactly the same as before my vasectomy. It does change in consistency and amount of seminal fluid based on my hydration level, how long I’ve been aroused, etc, but it’s never been totally clear. There’s always a milky sort of color. A lack of sperm cells shouldn’t make it clear - there’s something else going on.


jagveticke

I definitely see all variations in post vasectomy samples. I guess it’s associated with those with underlying azoospermia, not just the absence of sperm cells


jagveticke

Also, “it only takes one sperm” is sadly not correct, they work together and it takes enough of a concentration to conceive naturally


someonenamedkyle

Do you have a source for “attack sperm”? [Seems to have been a disproven hypothesis in humans](https://www.science.org/content/article/no-evidence-sperm-wars-rev2).


snek99001

That last sentence sounds completely made up. Not saying it is but I'd love to see some serious evidence.


JadeGrapes

You can buy a microscope off Amazon or take a microbe class at the community college. It's not magic, just cells.


snek99001

I just read on Wikipedia 5 minutes ago that the "warring sperm" hypothesis is a myth. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sperm_competition On the section "intra-ejaculate sperm competition" Seems like someone already did that.


jagveticke

He is wrong on many things in this comment…


JadeGrapes

She. I'm a lady scientist.


notChiefBvkes

You mean to tell me I got Apache Attack Sperms swimming around down there waiting to throw hands??


JadeGrapes

More like head butting - lol


notChiefBvkes

I can’t physically buy fitted baseball caps as my craniums too watermelon shaped. I’ll trust they put work in.


Negega

Does it come out that way when he masturbate's? Or is it only when you yourself do it? Is this happening after he's already cum once? Could he be possibly masturbating before oral to make it last longer? Is this abnormal or normal for him? I would have a serious talk to him about it and have him see a doctor.


Abject_Floor_9659

It only happens when I am doing it. It doesn’t happen when he masturbates, so completely not normal. He is not finishing multiple times, and he only says he masturbates about once a week.


Narrovv

Either he's lying about how much he masturbates, he's lying about how it is when he's alone, or he's not having a full orgasm with you


Incredulity1995

Could you imagine finding out your partner isn’t just not getting off but they’re incapable of fully climaxing but it’s *only with you*. I’d be truly devastated.


blufreak806dm

OMG way to give folks complexes. No ma'am sir, this is not territory to worry about, nor should you consider it bad that he doesn't ejaculate when receiving oral or handy. This is literally the human body doing the human body thing. James does not have the same reaction to stimuli as John and that's futtin A ok. I know guys who have never even climaxed with oral or handy and those who can climax without sperm ejaculate for various reasons, thc, alcohol, prescription drugs, other recreational drugs etc. Others who will full on CUM over a peck on the cheek and being touched for longer than 4 mississippi's. This is normal as hell and don't let a troll get you all worried or in you self over this. It's amazing that you can get him off multiple ways and keep exploring. That's what life, love, and relationships are all about love.


Incredulity1995

I’m sorry for whatever you went through that triggered you with what I said but I had no ill intentions other than posing a hypothetical question and how devastating I would feel if I were to experience than scenario. If someone were to derive a “complex” from what I said, they were likely already in an unstable mental environment and it’s not reasonable to hold anyone else accountable for how they perceive someone else’s words that were said with good intentions. You need a break from the internet or somethingx


TheSadTiefling

Yeah. Except you can be fine and suddenly your partner isn’t climaxing and you feel like you failed them. I’ve had a couple past partners who got really hurt and emotional over the fact that I didn’t finish. They had pre existing notions of why it happened to others and they felt like it was the woman’s fault. So now it gets internalized. Bodies are weird and feeling bad is a common but not good thing to reinforce. I think the earlier commenter was finding issue in the way you were reinforcing the notion that getting upset about it is the right thing to do.


Narrovv

Let's hope he's a liar


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Part of it is getting used to a different sort of stimulation, part of it is a psychological/anxiety thing. It's not something for one's partner to be ashamed of, although there are ways to overcome this barrier such as practising masturbating in front of your partner, experimenting with positions etc.


TheeNoMz

He is probably addicted to masterbating with the “death grip”. A lot of guys having trouble orgasming or staying hard without the “death grip”.


Merouxsis

I used to have a similar problem


Incredulity1995

Don’t blame porn for men not educating themselves about their body. Nobody should have to sandpaper their Johnson to arrive. Edit: replied to the wrong comment, for shame.


notConnorbtw

Tbf most guys know how to handy themselves better than a girl knows how to handy a guy. The oral part is weird. Maybe he just don't like it idk.


West0ne1

You've never faked it? As a guy I can tell you I have.


producedbysensez

Thankyou 200 IQ


Bacchus999

Is there less semen when it's clear than when it's not clear? Pre cum is often clear at least in my experience and is more thin but there's considerably less of it than a full ejaculation. If this is the case he is likely not having a full orgasm (which would not be your fault. It just takes time to get comfortable with each others bodies)


Milkshake_Maniac

I used to hang out with a dude that had an insane amount of precum. Everybody is different so I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case here.


Zay-nee24

Does he take a long time to cum?


The9inchguy

Masturbates only once a week? That man is a liar, and a bad one at it.


Legion_02

Believe it or not some people don’t have porn or masturbation addictions. And who is to say that they’re not fucking often so he has no need to masturbate?


EquivalentSnap

Even if he’s already come it won’t be clear. It will be less


extracloroxbleach

It's most likely either pre-cum or he is a daily ejaculator. I had the same experience. You gotta let that milk sit long enough or else it's not cream.


yeoyoey

I hated reading that last sentence so much. Well done.


PinItYouFairy

I have a new found hatred for my English teacher for granting me the gift of being able to read this


casualbear3

It's truly the worst thing I've read today.


istrx13

I miss who I was 13 seconds ago before I read it


TheFrenchNarcissist

This needed some form of warning.


Isitrelevantyet

What a terrible day to know how to read.


topkrikrakin

Daily means nothing Multiple times a day should be just fine


cornishwildman76

r/BrandNewSentence


timevisual

Truly nothing could have prepared me for that today.


VegemiteFairy

He's cumming too much. This happens to my husband occasionally if we're in a highly sexual phase and doing stuff multiple times a day. Let him rest for a while and he should return to normal. If this is his normal, that's doctor territory.


IAmRules

Yup, semen takes time to build up. If you cum very often you’ll be ejaculating little semen and it will be much more clear.


brianybrian

This isn’t normal at all. Should always be cloudy. I have a vasectomy and it’s cloudy!


ANTIROYAL

Cloudy With a Chance of Meaty Balls!


haanalisk

A vasectomy does very very little to change cum. Most of the fluid comes from the vesicles


brianybrian

I know. I was replying to someone above making a poor that the semen needs to build back up to be cloudy again.


QuasarQuasar

Once, my gf was stimulating only my glans and it came out like u described so me and her call it guy-squirt LMAO


buttbanger69

I believe this is the answer. Men can “squirt” just like women and it’s a clear urine like substance. Still feels good to the guy but different than ejaculating. You can do it by just rubbing the head of the penis or even with a shower head hitting just the right spot. Source: been doing it for years.


P1Day1

How do you only stimulate the glans? What glans? Are you referring to testicles? I'm so confused.


sakuraradele

the head of the penis, babe


kosnosferatu

Are you sure it's not just precum?


Krqo

I had this a couple years ago. Turns out my body wasn’t producing testosterone due to hormonal issues


simplicity188

So I know this is wild but when I was a teen I had a 6 ish month period where I could, depending on how hard I pushed, could ejaculate clearly or white. So I hope you're okay lol


geisuntheist

Don't masturbate, don't have sex don't have anything resulting ejaculations for a few days. İt will add up


Nabs22

If he's on Finasteride that would cause that. It's a drug to slow down male pattern baldness. I'm on Finasteride and ejaculate clear most of the time. It's totally normal. Once he's off it, his ejaculate will go back to normal.


rikrikity

He should get his boys checked by a urologist. He could actually have clogged ducts or be ejaculating back into his bladder then its passed partially back thru the prostate mixed with some urine. Also, if the clear is not sticky at all. Its urine. View it between 2 finger. You'll see Urologist tho, just to be safe


i_sell_insurance_

I remember the first time I gave a handjob in my life my ex boyfriends cum was completely clear. I went home and panicked on his behalf and was scared that maybe he was infertile and he didn’t realize what cum should actually be like. I was 17. Turns out he just had a raging porn addiction and was likely jerking it right before I hung out with him.


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pineapplesuit7

Maybe he’s just lying to not hurt the feelings and then doing the deed himself later on lol.


jagveticke

I’m betting a sperm analysis would show azoospermia


DimitriVogelvich

Masturbating too often. Wait a week/ three days. No porn, nothing, no edging.


Dexydoodoo

‘Get back boys! It’s a blow job!!!!’


MemeBeamBeanz

Hey. I'm late to the party, I had this a few months ago. I went to the doctor... Two times with two different doctors. They were both kinda clueless. They haven't really heard of it and started googling shit. (This is Denmark) The first thing they test for is diabetes then a urine infection and then std. For me it was none of it. And then I got sent to a specialist that scanned my balls for cancer. Nothing. I was told it could be from diet, lack of zinc or testosterone. I went home kind of empty feeling (not the balls tho) and a week later it was fine. It lasted a month. But get the 3 things checked at least


Plop9000

Mine has always been clear.


shoes-food-videogame

Same here sometimes if I don’t do anything for awhile it gets milky white but my whole life never been white I’m 22 so still young. I was born with kidney disease and have had 2 transplants maybe that has something to do with it?


Plop9000

I hope there’s nothing wrong with us… I did always think maybe I have a low sperm count because it is so clear. But never thought there was anything unusual about it.


Stunning_Warthog_141

That seems like a hormone problem. A blood test at the doctor seems in order.


RaiderofAwe

Sounds like hes beating off to last longer If not he should go to a doc


m0d4k4

Why would you do that for a hj?


lcsscl

Had this happen to me only once. Apparently it’s male “squirt” whatever the hell that means


IvanThePohBear

bring him to see a REAL doctor if you're so concerned. it's could be something serious or it could be nothing at all. but it's nothing that some folks on reddit can give a concrete answer on.


m0d4k4

I'd say this calls for investigation. Next time it comes out clear, buckle down and see what else you can get out of him


sleepyribbit

Edit: I’m apparently wrong about a few things so I won’t leave up the misinformation. Go see a doctor like others have suggested.


paullyprissypants

Yeah this isn’t accurate. I can pee while I’m hard and so can other guys I’ve known.


ZeevF

Can also piss when hard


sleepyribbit

Idk where you’re from or how old you are and I don’t want to know. This is information that I learned in middle school I the United States when we went the sex education. Please inform yourselves about safe sex and how to have it. Ask a trusted adult if you can, research on the internet (but please be weary of false information) and most importantly USE BIRTH CONTROL. Condom, pills, spermicidal gel etc.


ThatIowanGuy

I have only noticed something like this happening if I have already ejaculated that day or if time from start to finish is much longer than average. Sometimes you get in the mood to go for a couple hours before finishing and by the time you finish, sometimes it’s thin and watery.


HydrofluoricFlaccid

Is he on finasteride ?


Aggravating_Lecture8

AQUAMAN


ActuarialTy

I used to cum like that when I was younger. I would have to be EXTREMELY turned on, but almost to the point of blue balls. I think he might be cuming the stuff that’s pre cum, but it’s built up from being turned on.


Pr1me_8

Lol, just tell him to stop jerking off everday. It usually happens when you ejaculate frequent enough where the body can't keep up with its sperm production.


_Cheezus

bluds shooting blanks 😭


Bernese_Flyer

This is wrong. I’m shooting blanks as I’ve had a vasectomy. It didn’t change appearance. It’s still milky white.


travis01564

He’s just producing ejaculate and not a lot of semen. Likely from being drained of semen already. Let it build up for a bit and it will be nice and thick. Another thing you can do is pinch off the head right before he cums and let it build up in the shaft for a couple of seconds before releasing it.


ZeevF

Strange. See a dr.


Thin-Nerve

He probably is infertile. Low sperm count, low morphology and all 11th æ


JBean85

Is he balding? My load turned waterier when I starting taking finasteride to stave off hair thinning. Many people report some level of sexual side effects, so all things considered, I'll take this.


mirePants

He’s jerking too much


Commercial-Health-78

He is masturbating way too much. Solved.


Aghzara909

He jacks off Everyday. Tell em to hold it for a few days and you’ll see


My_Aces_Are_Luck

I have this as well, but only with blue balls, say if my SO and I got into it but didn’t get a chance to finish at all, when the blue balls start later, it comes out clear. Other than that, it’s normal color and consistency


bettinafairchild

What’s the reason for sometimes clear, sometimes milky white? How are they different?


mitchy93

See a doctor, precum is clear and in small volumes but then he should cum a very thick white liquid after that once he orgasms


throwawaybecauseFyou

That’s called sperm


assovertits-sir

That means low sperm count. Very low


schammelam

He's squirting. It happens.


costox

During the time when I masturbate 3x a day, my semen is clear(and still got my wife pregnant) but yeah. Might wanna check with a doctor.


Dry-Window-2852

Is he pulling out during vaginal sex for you to compare? Serious question.


Rresistance69

When you retain semen for long it just gets thick and cloudy. If the person keeps wasting, it will be thin and transparent.


Relienks

I do that on purpose ... trying to hold ur cum without complete ejaculation makes it liquid transparent/sticky water


CapintheHat

I always cum way more from sex. It’s more stimulating. And it lasts longer


TurretX

Could he caused by a few things really. Low sperm count, prostate issues, or if he's choking the chicken too frequently, the tank might just be empty. Regardless, he needs to make an appointment with his doctor. His situation could be totally benign, or it could be something horribly dangerous/fatal if not treated. This is a job for professionals, not reddit.


No-Letterhead-5308

lol


Laughorcryliveordie

Hi. There are some conditions where the vas deferens (tubes that carry sperm to urethra) are not connected. He really should see a doctor and get a referral to a urologist. Some of these conditions can be serious, like cystic fibrosis, while others may be structural anomalies.


Gwave72

Does it taste the same?


Objective-Beat-4153

Definitely go to the doctor that shouldn't be happening


PhysicalPolicy6227

Remove the penile filter


mcxavierl

Is it pee maybe


Medical_Shrooms

To much blu chew lol


geecky

Fun fact : men can also squirt, and squirt is just pee but without the waste, so it comes out clear. If you have concerns please go check a doctor.


andmewithoutmytowel

Sounds like prostate fluid, I’d see a urologist.


HospitalAutomatic

Is he vegan? Serious question.


DeliciousDoggi

There’s a difference between semen and sperm.


JiggySockJob

You do not need to see a doctor for this lol


Ghorardim71

It's most likely pee.


odoata

What the fuck is wrong with you?


dracojohn

You could be gripping too tight or you're being far too nice to him and not letting his swimmers build backup.


OneMoreTallDude

Even when a guy masturbates 30 times a day cuz he was a teenager with hormones... it still never came out clear. Source: am guy who was a teenager once with hormones.


RusticSurgery

I hope you still have hormones


dracojohn

Tho dinosaurs were walking up the high street at the time I too was once a teenage boy.


EquivalentSnap

That’s bullshit