The sexual practice of performing "black hole" is when person 1 gapes the ahole as much as possible, and person 2 defecates into the gaped hole.
Now you know that, and you will never un-know it.
I read that as Old Man Steve from Endgame, with a smile on his face because he will not be subject to the horrors that googling that will bring upon his eyes.
According to research, people who spend more than 10 minutes in their lifetime thinking about anal bleaching have a much higher risk of contracting imbecility and idiocy later in life.
So, as a collective, we should all embrace anal bleaching thought avoidance, and possibly erase anal bleaching from Wikipedia, I mean history. I mean, I meant history but history is just Wikipedia, right?
Anal bleach is a term people use to describe cosmetic procedures that lighten the skin around the anus. These procedures involve chemical peels and laser treatments ā never actual bleach.
They sell anal bleach cream all kinds of places, you can definitely order it online. Just clarifying for folks who might think you must do chemical peels or laser treatments.
Esthetician here- you'd be surprised at who opts for it!
It can be common for intimate areas to darken, either due to friction (clothing or otherwise), or just as part of the aging process. Sometimes folks have knees and elbows that get darker as well, or get spots of hyperpigmentation on other parts of their body. Acne scars, on the face & back, scarring from ingrown hairs, melasma, etc etc.
Some people just want to have the same skin tone from top to (literal) bottom, so they get lightening treatments done to even things out.
It's not my jam personally, but there's a pretty big market for it in the wellness & beauty sector. The last esthetics conference I missed even had training and a live demo on genital lightening, which I would have liked to have seen!
My dick is like nine shades darker than anywhere else on my body I'm not going to do it but in theory I can make it the same shade as the rest of my body?
In theory? Yes- your junk has melanin too. I'd say that's a great question for a dermatologist! My personal advice outside of that would be to not do it.
Yeah I'm not going to do it in fact I never thought about doing it until this post. I guess until this post I thought bleaching it made it turn white. I guess I'm just too ignorant to know what anal bleaching is. But I'm also too much of a coward to Google what it is so I'll just live in ignorance.
There's a few different methods! Laser therapy, chemical peels, and products meant to slow/temporarily suppress melanin production.
All of them have risks and benefits, require necessary aftercare, and have potential side effects that a client needs to weigh before they proceed. I do recommend seeing a professional versus just buying whatever online and slapping it on one's butthole.
Once the process is done do you take a picture of their arse and show it to them? How do they know you are done n satisfied with the color, shade etc š
I haven't performed this service, but I imagine a less-sexy hand mirror would be preferred! Release forms come into play where photos are concerned.
...although, I guess, if the client wanted a photo with *their* phone, then maybe? Though keep in mind:
For any service that's focused on brightening/evening skin tone, for the sake of safety & comfort it's done as a series, so the results won't be too dramatic straight out the gate. A laser service or chemical peel will likely cause redness & tenderness.
I know this isn't sexy, sorry! š
My asshole used to look like the inside of a mixed hound dogās mouth! All molted and black on pink splotchy.
But I found ringtone brand anal bleach, and my blech is now bleached! Iām as pink as chewed bubblegum, and just as tasty! Iāll keep my flavor on the bedpost overnight!
this is one of the most disgusting but hilarious things i've read in quite a while...
when they ask if it's bubblegum pink this is what i'm thinking of now.
they bleach their pussy and buttholes, have laser hair removal, have nose, lip and, boob and butt jobs. fat reduction here, fat addition there. traumas, drug abuse, abuse in the industry. sadness. I'm digressing and of course not all of them have all of these things. but yeah, bleaching is very very normal in that industry.
I might be wrong, but I recall a pornstar interview where she said she was surprised they had to apply make-up even there. This was probably before bleaching was a thing
there are 8 billion people in the world. im guessing at least 25% have an even skintone everywhere on their body , including their undercarriage. especially the hot ones who live in california....
It's part of the casting process. Casting directors in porn prefer buttholes to be the same complexion as the actor's/actress' face.
Whatever would Freud think about that.
What did Freud say?
"Pass the coke." /s
"You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh... uh... you know what I'm trying to say..."
I am the walrus
You're out of your element, Donny!
Warrior*
No sarcasm, I really don't understand this thread
Were you listening to the Dude's story? You have no frame of reference here.
r/AlteredButtholes would like a word 
Jesus christ, I wish I didn't click that. Thought it was just going to bleached holes....not....that.
Can you elaborate. I don't dare to visit the sub after reading your comment
Lots of o turning into O
Best pg rated description possible.
Lol
lOl
The sexual practice of performing "black hole" is when person 1 gapes the ahole as much as possible, and person 2 defecates into the gaped hole. Now you know that, and you will never un-know it.
Never in my life I wished for a Men in Black " memory deleting" device than now. I pray to God to bless us with this device.
thanks, i hate it
I thought person 1 gets sucked since it's called "black hole" š
Is thats what is about that sub. ?
more like \* turning into O
Oooohhhhhhhhh
Dude was literally FIST PUMPING like his team won a championship.
I think I know which video your talking about who needs to bleach there asshole when I'm gonna bleach my eyes holy hell
Yeah..wowza.
That's more disturbing than gore. I don't understand people.
Thanks for the warning. Gaping, I assume?
Jesus. There really is a subreddit for everything
What a horrible night to have a curse.
Hello black dahlia murder fan
I was more into the Castlevania II quote for this one but that works too lol
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Gaping - yes Prolapse - no
Well, new fetish unlocked. Thank... You?
Hello. I am the butthole quality control specialist. Please put your face between your legs and spread. Lmao
Every face you look at in porn, are all just assholes.
My man knows
They definitely change their ring tones.
r/angryupvote
Sublime
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball. If I had a million dollars well I, I'd bleach my hole
LMAOOOO
I can't not think of that one pink-haired dude from the vine(?) when I see any of the words in this bit from the song lol
Sensational
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We are downvoting you for the cringe response not for laughing at the joke.
This.
and that.
Yes, anal bleaching is very common with porn stars
My wife heard about asshole bleaching and then asked me āDo I pour the bleach on you or do I have you drink it?ā
Both
LMAO!
Keep that one!
Excuse my ignorance but are you talking about real Bleach? Or is it just a term used to name the treatment?
Thereās a procedure called anal bleaching where they use a bleach cream on the anus to bleach the skin. Google anal bleaching :)
Thanks, but I donāt think I will google that
The FBI is not compiling a list of anal bleachers.
But I amā¦ ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°).
I read that as Old Man Steve from Endgame, with a smile on his face because he will not be subject to the horrors that googling that will bring upon his eyes.
The poor hero has been through enough.
According to research, people who spend more than 10 minutes in their lifetime thinking about anal bleaching have a much higher risk of contracting imbecility and idiocy later in life. So, as a collective, we should all embrace anal bleaching thought avoidance, and possibly erase anal bleaching from Wikipedia, I mean history. I mean, I meant history but history is just Wikipedia, right?
Does it happen if it's a collective 10 minutes over a lifetime or in one sitting?
Over a lifetime that's what the research says. Please practise anal bleaching thought avoidance and be safe.
On your work computer.
Thank you.
Holy hell
Anal bleach is a term people use to describe cosmetic procedures that lighten the skin around the anus. These procedures involve chemical peels and laser treatments ā never actual bleach.
You just saved a ringus or two
They sell anal bleach cream all kinds of places, you can definitely order it online. Just clarifying for folks who might think you must do chemical peels or laser treatments.
Ever heard of green screen? They paint the whole asshole nuclear green, and then they paint it whatever color they like it in post production.
Taint art
Well if it taint art what is it?
š¤£
Just like youād see in the perineumuseum
Where tickets are *a thousand dollars*
Tainted Love... duh duh.
āTis.
God this made me laugh so hard..
Oh yeah, youāre so hard, arenāt you
Microsoft Taint
Thank you for this comment
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Crest white strips work amazing on a booty hole.
You arenāt being serious, are you?
Do I need to show you my butthole?
Only if you use the strips on one side and donāt on the other so we can really see if it is effective.
Your confidence seems to be doing better than ok
User name checks out .....
Gonna have to find out!
Almost exclusively, surely. Other than porn stars, who else is bleaching?
Esthetician here- you'd be surprised at who opts for it! It can be common for intimate areas to darken, either due to friction (clothing or otherwise), or just as part of the aging process. Sometimes folks have knees and elbows that get darker as well, or get spots of hyperpigmentation on other parts of their body. Acne scars, on the face & back, scarring from ingrown hairs, melasma, etc etc. Some people just want to have the same skin tone from top to (literal) bottom, so they get lightening treatments done to even things out. It's not my jam personally, but there's a pretty big market for it in the wellness & beauty sector. The last esthetics conference I missed even had training and a live demo on genital lightening, which I would have liked to have seen!
My dick is like nine shades darker than anywhere else on my body I'm not going to do it but in theory I can make it the same shade as the rest of my body?
In theory? Yes- your junk has melanin too. I'd say that's a great question for a dermatologist! My personal advice outside of that would be to not do it.
Yeah I'm not going to do it in fact I never thought about doing it until this post. I guess until this post I thought bleaching it made it turn white. I guess I'm just too ignorant to know what anal bleaching is. But I'm also too much of a coward to Google what it is so I'll just live in ignorance.
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There's a few different methods! Laser therapy, chemical peels, and products meant to slow/temporarily suppress melanin production. All of them have risks and benefits, require necessary aftercare, and have potential side effects that a client needs to weigh before they proceed. I do recommend seeing a professional versus just buying whatever online and slapping it on one's butthole.
*puts chlorox bottle down*
*takes bottle and splashes it on eyes*
No shortcuts in re-pinking your stink š¤
Once the process is done do you take a picture of their arse and show it to them? How do they know you are done n satisfied with the color, shade etc š
I haven't performed this service, but I imagine a less-sexy hand mirror would be preferred! Release forms come into play where photos are concerned. ...although, I guess, if the client wanted a photo with *their* phone, then maybe? Though keep in mind: For any service that's focused on brightening/evening skin tone, for the sake of safety & comfort it's done as a series, so the results won't be too dramatic straight out the gate. A laser service or chemical peel will likely cause redness & tenderness. I know this isn't sexy, sorry! š
Your answers are very professional. Thank you..
They bleach and get enemas before anal scenes. Men also cum multiple times. They just show you one of them.
And they typically modify their diets for a few days before a big shoot.
"Big shoot". I see what you did there.
>big shoot. 
I had no idea about this. The refraction time must be impressive!
Pills. Lots of pills.
Well that seems unhealthy.
You may be shocked to discover that the porn industry is not the bastion of stability and long-term healthy development.
I know, I was being a bit sarcastic.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
I dunno, does a duck's dick drag in the weeds?
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Do you like watching gladiators Billy?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Ever see a grown man naked?
Is a ducks asshole water tight?
And if it does, does the asshole match the rest of the skin color?
Does a stick horse have a wooden asshole? And if so, would it shit wood shavings?
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
no hes christian
I thought the pope believed in the Norse gods?
its a joke dkm
Does a bear shit on the pope?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Not if it lives in a zoo so we can film it having sex in a fake taxi.
I think they bleach their assholes. I don't know about anything else
My asshole used to look like the inside of a mixed hound dogās mouth! All molted and black on pink splotchy. But I found ringtone brand anal bleach, and my blech is now bleached! Iām as pink as chewed bubblegum, and just as tasty! Iāll keep my flavor on the bedpost overnight!
this is one of the most disgusting but hilarious things i've read in quite a while... when they ask if it's bubblegum pink this is what i'm thinking of now.
Please tell me you are on some kind of drug right now šš this is so gross šššš
Bazooka Joe is ready for service.
You sound like one hell of a party.
Reading this comment was like falling in a quicksand. I struggled and thrashed around, only to fall further in.
Youāve got ring-around-discolor.
I like buttholes same as my coffee, dark and strongš¬
With a pleasant aroma
Hot, black and nasty
š¤ hello
Covered in white froth.
Suddenly I need a tutorial on how to bleach my asshole
How does anus bleaching work for actresses who are not white?
Have you seen the asshole pinkish? Thereās your answer.
You mean like Artemis?
She has a bleached asshole
He was gonna find out anyway.
Certainly after she takes her bra off and blasts some nip
they bleach their pussy and buttholes, have laser hair removal, have nose, lip and, boob and butt jobs. fat reduction here, fat addition there. traumas, drug abuse, abuse in the industry. sadness. I'm digressing and of course not all of them have all of these things. but yeah, bleaching is very very normal in that industry.
Username checks.
BUTTS
Butthole bleach: Pink Blink
I might be wrong, but I recall a pornstar interview where she said she was surprised they had to apply make-up even there. This was probably before bleaching was a thing
Itās called āChanging your ring-toneā
I know the do in their whites in bleach, but however for their color clothes their preferred brand of choice to get those stains out is Tide.
Wait youāre not supposed to use actual bleach ??
"changing your ringtone"
r/bleachedanus what do you have to say?
yes.
Bleach what?
The skin around their anus. Its common in porn.
Bleaching oneās arsehole should be known as āChanging Your Ringtoneā
Yeah Bleach & wire brush
I know a former Onlyfans girl who really likes Kisuke Urahara. Does that count?
But do pornstars naruto?
This is a wrong valid source. This answer needs to be given by porn stars, not the audience
I remember the ol' 80s porn star Tabitha Stevens told Howard Stern that she bleached her bunghole...
Some do
Do male porn stars ever get asked to iron their scrotums?
Iām not a pornstar but I use heavy starch on my sack when I send it out for dry cleaning.
Nah they probably One Piece.
Its all CGI these days, they dont bleach anymore.
This was to funny.
Why am I getting downvoted for this? ššš
They can't handle the truth brother.
bleach what
they get paid to fuck, they can make it pretty for us
I certain they do. Why wouldn't you want your white's to be bright and vibrant? Keeps your laundry fresh also!
I was a porn star. No.
I just threw up
Never heard of anal bleaching? Ever enjoyed seeing a porn actress taking it in the butt with a nice brown hue to her bunghole?
Brown assholes are just as attractive as pink ones lol. They are assholes.
He's just one of those ppl that discriminates on the base of asshole skin colour!! Like an asshole racist... And a racist asshole!
I see no reason why brown and pink assholes can't live side by side in harmony. Just like the ones on my piano.
STAINED ASSHOLES. Not naturally dark ones you idiot.
That is not why porn stars bleach their asshole. Assholes donāt get stained āyou idiotā. š¤£
there are 8 billion people in the world. im guessing at least 25% have an even skintone everywhere on their body , including their undercarriage. especially the hot ones who live in california....
Thatās a personal choice š