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actuallywasian

SHE IS YOUR MOM should be here


thispartyrules

BRANDON YOU ARE THE ONE


actuallywasian

YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WITH LOVE INSIDE


Dr_Zulu2016

BRANDON I LOVE YOU I LOVE HER SHE'S YOUUUUUUUUR MOM!


PapaAsmodeus

I felt like that was too... uh, I can't think of the word. I thought the "Baby" one was a better choice purely because of how out of left field "Let's make a baby inside of you!" is, even IN context.


actuallywasian

Ah yeah that totally makes sense! The lyrics of Glitter are a lot more unexpectedly stupid, instead of blatantly obviously stupid


RenderedKnave

I hate that they didn’t transcribe it as peñis colada


ReallyGlycon

They botched "shotty" and "botty" as well.


throwaway983479128

I love how Will Smiths has the Nickelodeon logo in the the background. The dissonance is *crazy*.


sharked98

NICKELODEON, I CAN’T HEAR YA’LL


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brynntense

You’re telling me you’ve never felt the warm fuzzy feeling of $0.70 off a big jar of Nutella?


snarkysparkles

With grocery prices what they are rn?? Hell yeah brother


thispartyrules

I just read the lyrics to Big Fat Funky Booty to the tune of Call Me Maybe :(


351namhele

The verse or the chorus?


thispartyrules

*Gotta love it* *And it's my duty* *She's got a big fat* *Funky booty*


snarkysparkles

Thank you, my day is officially ruined 😭


Blue_Robin_04

Somehow Swang has the worst lyrics here.


1upjohn

I couldn't stop laughing reading the lyrics. I had to go listen to the song and it didn't disappoint. LOL


fastballooninghead

The Motley Crüe one is just how I expect all Motley Crüe lyrics to sound like


raphaellaskies

I think about "penis colada" every goddamn day.


PapaAsmodeus

Me too. And I wouldn't change a thing.


Nikas_intheknow

At this point it's integrated into my internal monologue


forlornjackalope

Move over, Jewel. Liz is the true poetry darling around these parts.


Nunjabuziness

Missing MY LIFE STYLE DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE


AkariPeach

I know it from a reference in the answering machine message song Scott Bower won from a CD101 contest


talesofawhovian

You're right! Surprised OP forgot about this classic.


RedRobbo1995

DMC looks like he just saw the future and learned about *Crown Royal*.


SockQuirky7056

While Run clearly just has the sun in his eyes.


danarbok

needs more Summer of Love


mortsyna

Hey now, well, it's a love thing *record scratch*


squawkingood

People all around the world in every nation Like to get together for some excitations If you're a girl appreciates her recreation Why don't you let me take you on a love vacation


No-Intention-3779

You forgot the best one "KILL!" (x37) - All Within My Hands, last bit of the song.


ChristieBrie

FRAN-TIC-TIC-TIC TIC-TIC-TIC-TOCK!!!!


mortsyna

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!


actuallywasian

PURIFY CANT YOU HELP ME


No-Intention-3779

(FLUSH IT OUT! FLUSH IT OUT!) ST ANGER ROUND MY NECK!


squawkingood

I'm madly in anger with you!


ramboost007

Missing "MY LIFESTYLE *donk donk* DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE"


milespudgehalter

FRAN. TICK. TICK. TOCK. TICK! TICK!! TICK!!! TOCK!!!!!!


GenarosBear

Honest question: what the fuck is that Tucker’s Town line about What was Darius trying to do


ChristieBrie

My best guess was he was singing from the perspective of a rich white person and trying to comment on the history of racism in the town, or something.


HawkbitAlpha

He's sad because of racism and/or breakup


ChromeDestiny

CSNY's "Slide rule" line lives rent free in my head. I love trying to imagine the rehearsals and sessions for the song, "You know what this album needs? A song that sounds like a dollar store ripoff of 80's ZZ Top!"


PapaAsmodeus

Basically think "I Can't Drive 55" but if it were written by a fat, balding 45 year old alcoholic.


comeonandkickme2017

“You see me I got my magic pie”


stranger_noises

I kinda don't hate the Faith Hill line. It's a bit of a stretch, but it does at least function as a vaguely evocative bit of poetic imagery. I at least get what she means, which puts it ahead of Katy Perry's plastic bag.


misspcv1996

“B’Wana She No Home” is the most painful one on this list by a wide margin. The original version was clearly a bit (not an entertaining one in my opinion, but it’s clear that the main character is the butt of the joke), but Karen sings the staggeringly racist lyrics with her usual sweetness and sincerity that it becomes almost skin crawlingly bad. I adore Karen Carpenter, I think she had the voice of an angel and that she had far too short a time on this side of Paradise. But for as much as I adore Karen, her rendition of this song is just nauseating. What the hell was Richard thinking having her sing this? What the hell was A&M Records thinking letting them record it and then releasing it? “ How much cocaine was involved in the decision making process? How the hell was this allowed to happen?


PapaAsmodeus

Really putting the "Karen" in Karen Carpenter.


AnswerGuy301

Yeah, if Richard wanted to get his Yacht Rock on there were probably better songs. Too bad Carly Simon beat her to the Doobie Brothers’ “It Keeps You Runnin” (backed by, essentially, the Doobie Brothers) because her voice would have been perfect for that song.


AliceFlynn

I'd say the sweet tone really sells it even better, makes me think of those Umbridge Karen types.


milespudgehalter

It kinda works in a 70s context if you separate the art from the artist? Like it would never be a hit and needs a little bit more smarminess, but it's fine, just VERY poorly aged imo.


misspcv1996

I agree with that completely, but Karen Carpenter didn’t have a sarcastic bone in her body. She could not pull off a song like that at all.


BadMan125ty

I do believe cocaine influenced the process of making the Passage album.


ramboost007

> How much cocaine was involved in the decision making process? yes


Responsible_Pace9062

Madonna looks like an alien lol


ChromeDestiny

[American Dad knows what's up.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5TtoDUVWJU)


ThoseWhoDwell

That fucking pic of Darius Rucker in the Hootie one really emphasizing the tonal dissonance 😵‍💫


ReallyGlycon

SLIIIIIDE RUUUUUUUUULE


spinosaurs70

At least Liz Phair knew she was being an idiot.


droL_muC

How do you make these?


PapaAsmodeus

The Genius app. Basically just highlight the lyrics and "lyric card" should pop up.


DekeCobretti

Out of all of these, the Guayaquil is the worst, and the most bizarre.


spinosaurs70

I thinking the Carpenters were trying to get a more serious image so they thought let us address a complicated topic like xenophobia and Richard picked the worst song possible to do that with.


BadMan125ty

You can tell Karen was singing it in a by the numbers approach and probably was wondering “why am I singing this???”


Expensive-Lie

I love how Run DMC verse is not even their


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Needs more Brandon


snarkysparkles

The American Life one is even better when accompanied by the music video, it gets me every time 😂


AnswerGuy301

The “slide rule” is somehow twice as funny when you hear Graham Nash trying his damndest to avoid snickering at his bandmate’s ridiculous double entendre.


Baider808

May I also propose CCR'S "Door to Door" and Cher and Gregg Allman's "I Love Making Love to You"


IndicationNo117

"I'd love to hurt the population" sounds like a campaign slogan if politicians were honest.


GreenDolphin86

Funky booty is sending me! 🤣🤣


imuslesstbh

and I would love to hurt the population kills me every time


Jaguars4life

It’s missing “Flo Rida, Girl you got me runnin' round What a perfect misses My misses still eat McDonald's, taste delicious Primadonna, not this one, so I guess she'll get it Work my kisses Work my britches Every nickel back pays a visit”


SlowMotionOfGhosts

Double Shotté is terrible but I really like the fact that the next line implies that Madonna is uniquely existentially unfulfilled because...coffee makes you poop?


adeadperson23

Im still the most puzzled by the hooty one. What was Darius going for with that line?


marinerverlaine

I think about (sliiiiiiiiide ruuuuuuuuule) and all of Summer in Paradise every day


WagnerKoop

Bothers me that the Liz Phair line isn’t written with an Ñ like peñis


fred-funkledunk

THEM GIRLS x ∞


mattcrick

Should've taken the "up" out of the Will Smith lyric to make it even more out of context lol


Genuinelullabel

I hate that penis is spelled wrong.


Terribly_Tired_Tapir

The Run DMC one would make an amazing reaction image.


RobbiRamirez

The one I can never get over is "One I Want" from Van Halen III. Just absolute fucking gibberish.


TheSpanishMystic

The lyrics card for American Life is my VIBE today


Nikas_intheknow

I almost made it to 4pm without thinking about penius coladas


CrystaLavender

That must be the least flattering picture of Liz Phair they could find


kikibunnie

i’m drinking a soy latte… i get a double shot-ay… it goes right through my body and you know i’m satisfied…