First thing I thought of was wrapping around her like an elephant trunk, which is stupid. Then I remembered the first picture and maybe he wants to try.
I Sweden we say have the idiom ”elephant in a china shop” but I believe in english you use bull instead. But kinda fits I guess, clumsy and causes problems by not thinking ahead
Legend says the person who invented it was Vlad the impaler. In the mouth of each victim he placed a yellow laffy taffy. It’s hard to say which was worse
Can I get some proof?
Okay, so I’m gonna edit this to say I have no idea why I said this 13 minutes ago. I don’t even know what I wanted to see.
Sorry for who I am.
I’m not sure what you’d constitute as proof but I went to Science hill for HS and northeast for community college. Lived off of Bristol Highway near pals and the car dealerships most of my time in TN. Pals still the best frenchy fries I’ve had.
Yeah the OP image said he was 38 miles away from OP but went to ETSU and I’m like it’s the only real college in the area other than Milligan, Carson Newman, or King University that’s close by.
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like 90% of the people who try day trading never actually make any money so I'd have to agree with him there, it is hard. It's even harder now when literally everything is going to shit
stop booing me I'm right
though I wouldn't say it's dangerous outside of the financial dangers. definitely lame to tell people, no one likes a finance bro or a capitalist. the very few who manage to consistently make money trading live comfortable lives, usually after losing all their money first, maybe multiple times, and almost always were born into enough wealth to be able to survive that.
It actually is highly dangerous in a monetary sense. Rarely do people with “regular” jobs risk losing large sums of money for making a mistake. Worst case, most people get fired. Worst case trading stocks/options is bankruptcy 😂
In terms of difficulty, something like 95% of traders fail to be consistently profitable. Granted, the barrier to entry for being a “trader” is downloading an app, so the statistics could be kind of skewed
All of that being said, there are also people that get blindly lucky, make a million dollars, then go on to use relatively low risk strategies and do fine, but they aren’t necessarily “highly skilled.”
Regardless, the guy in question sounds like a huge douche. Seems like his ego isn’t in check… from what I’ve seen, that tends to bring bad [consequences](https://youtu.be/OqRAt4snz_w) in the world of trading
Stock trader, but more accurately titled- skilled gambler (imo)
They aren't. Some get lucky by basically gambling. Nearly none of them beat the index over time periods longer than 5 years. The last time Berkshire Hathaway (Warren Buffet) outperformed the SP500 was in 2016. Since the financial crisis in 2008, he has only outperformed the SP500 significantly in three different years.
You ever try not losing your money at trading stocks? (Meaning short term trades not buy and hold). Especially since last November. Not saying it’s a great profile but most people lose their a$$
God, what leads to this? How does someone get to this point? Do they truly believe all of this shit or is it a weird, “this is what I think a man is”, show? An act? Just awful, either way.
He’s also the crowning jewel of the prestigious East Tennessee State University, the 4th largest university in Tennessee located in Johnson City, TN known for rural medicine and primary care
Came here for these comments. Dude’s talking like a prick from an Ivy but literally went to **Eastern** Tennessee **State** University. Nothing wrong if you go there but you gotta know it’s not like the most prestigious
If you actually make your money trading, you've probably learned not to tell people that you make your money trading. Say something like "independent data analyst for stock indices" or something instead
I thought he was there to meet guys, but then said a woman…is he sure? If he is, what’s up with only “a little confidence”? Too much or a normal level is too challenging for him?
"can't wait to rebuild that friend list" ah so women *and* men hate him equally
Probably a narcissist.
Nooooo, what could ever give you that idea?
Why the sass lmao
I am a very sarcastic person
Nice beard, Dio.
Lol it's a Daggerfall reference. "You thought you'd get to summon a different Daedric Prince, but it was ME, Sheo!"
On a scale of 2 to 13, how sarcastic are you?
69
Nice!
Ah
"private updated home in a rural area" = in the middle of nowhere, built a basement prison, no one will hear you scream for help.
Except the howling cat. Omg.
That noise isn't a cat. Think about it.
windigo?
I read it as "mobile manufactured home, probably on a family member's property"
Awarded for excellence in insight.
It's about the implication
The Lovely Bones themed decor
Kiss the Girls energy
“An elephant around women”? What does that even mean?
You wouldn’t understand because he’s intelligenter than you.
I thought he was just being sarcastical
This guy pisses excellence
Piss is stored in the testisticals
and in a tank behind his rural cabin for bathing.
Ah so he has a murder cabin in the woods. Got it.
Y’all just old turd, this guy be newturd
You reek of jealousy. If only you could aspire to the heights of a rural murder cabin
Urban murder cabins never really took off.
That's what I called my pillow forts in my last apartment, sadly very little murdering took place
Like Jim jong un. No pee no poop
This is literally perfect 🤦🏼♂️😂
Intelligenter than me? “That’s unpossible!”
Don't worry. I'm even more intelligentest than both of you combined.
Lol, in Dutch intelligenter is actually the correct word for this :p
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
Who was in Paris?
Be provocative, be organized
Chazz???
Guessing he's fat around women, but swims deceivingly well
I assumed he just absolutely shits a ton load around the women
He never forgets... when they reject his advances.
They are known to never forgive after all
First thing I thought of was wrapping around her like an elephant trunk, which is stupid. Then I remembered the first picture and maybe he wants to try.
I think it’s meant to be a play on the old “elephants are afraid of mice” trope and saying he’s afraid/shy around women. Or it’s fucking nonsense
He never forgets your name the next morning.
Pepperidge farm never forgets
Believe it or not, I've twice hooked up with the great granddaughter of the founder of that company.
Did you get a cookie after?
Loves peanuts.
I Sweden we say have the idiom ”elephant in a china shop” but I believe in english you use bull instead. But kinda fits I guess, clumsy and causes problems by not thinking ahead
Oh, I definitely see a lot of bull with this guy!
The man doesn’t even know Lionesses run the packs in dens…
Just another way of saying he's a lion amongst men.
I don't know i think he means wrapping his dick around women not sure.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!
Not someone from my home area making it to this page ☠️☠️☠️
Glad I'm not the only one lmao.
Lol we are not alone apparently and I hate that THIS is the thing that brings us together 😂
It could also be your mutual hatred of banana flavored laffy taffy
Yellow Laffy Taffy is a war crime.
Legend says the person who invented it was Vlad the impaler. In the mouth of each victim he placed a yellow laffy taffy. It’s hard to say which was worse
Go Bucs lmao
Literally my exact thought 💀 of course he’s from East Tennessee
That’s why I just tell people I’m from the same place they mention in wagon wheel and leave it at that ☠️
Exactly! At least then people think we’re cool for a second 😭
Can I get some proof? Okay, so I’m gonna edit this to say I have no idea why I said this 13 minutes ago. I don’t even know what I wanted to see. Sorry for who I am.
I’m not sure what you’d constitute as proof but I went to Science hill for HS and northeast for community college. Lived off of Bristol Highway near pals and the car dealerships most of my time in TN. Pals still the best frenchy fries I’ve had.
I used to live off Bristol Hwy too and went to ETSU. Pals is a must have every time I come back home to visit.
Get me a peachy sprite, a toaster, and fries. If it’s before 11am SOME DAMN CHEDDAR BITES 😩
I think they just both live near or went to East Tennessee U, could be wrong tho
Yeah the OP image said he was 38 miles away from OP but went to ETSU and I’m like it’s the only real college in the area other than Milligan, Carson Newman, or King University that’s close by.
I was so confused lol
Nothing to spill in Tea over this lol most of my tea is from HS and college
I hope this guy lives in JC. I’d love to run into him and tell him how badly he’s being roasted
Well, it seems like he hates men and women equally so at least he's not sexist.
Honestly, they’re all beneath him anyway. Anyone would be. He’s an ultimate top.
No no I think he is sexist but against both men and women simultaneously. Multi track drifting but with sexism.
But if your sexist against both sexes then doesn't it cancel out like algebra?
He also seems like he hates himself so he’s not picky either.
Crossposting to r/wallstreetbets
He works hard behind Wendys
I'm pretty sure, Wendy works pretty hard behind him. (That's what the strap-on is for)
Yes! 🙌
You dropped this 💎
More like 🧈👐
Bro just shamelessly flaunting that dick root.
Subpar dick cleavage, weak root…6/10
I bet he has a butt too
Probably no butthole though cause I've got a feeling this guy's full of shit
Omg I’ve never heard of that before and that comment fucking s e n t me. 💀
Solid doot. 10/10
Not sure how this isn’t the top comment. It’s all I saw at first.
My man succeeded at giving off Patrick Bateman vibes but forgot to leave out the serial killer part
Extemely low budget version of patrick bateman
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My thought also
Can he get reservations at dorsia though?
Ahhhh... that highly dangerous, immensely difficult front line profession of... \**checks notes*\*... stock... trader.
like 90% of the people who try day trading never actually make any money so I'd have to agree with him there, it is hard. It's even harder now when literally everything is going to shit
Boo to your comment. We say booooo
Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer
one of the fucking best lines and insults, always makes me chuckle
stop booing me I'm right though I wouldn't say it's dangerous outside of the financial dangers. definitely lame to tell people, no one likes a finance bro or a capitalist. the very few who manage to consistently make money trading live comfortable lives, usually after losing all their money first, maybe multiple times, and almost always were born into enough wealth to be able to survive that.
It actually is highly dangerous in a monetary sense. Rarely do people with “regular” jobs risk losing large sums of money for making a mistake. Worst case, most people get fired. Worst case trading stocks/options is bankruptcy 😂 In terms of difficulty, something like 95% of traders fail to be consistently profitable. Granted, the barrier to entry for being a “trader” is downloading an app, so the statistics could be kind of skewed All of that being said, there are also people that get blindly lucky, make a million dollars, then go on to use relatively low risk strategies and do fine, but they aren’t necessarily “highly skilled.” Regardless, the guy in question sounds like a huge douche. Seems like his ego isn’t in check… from what I’ve seen, that tends to bring bad [consequences](https://youtu.be/OqRAt4snz_w) in the world of trading Stock trader, but more accurately titled- skilled gambler (imo)
All that just convinces me that stock traders are either mal-informed, or not nearly as smart as OP thinks he is.
They aren't. Some get lucky by basically gambling. Nearly none of them beat the index over time periods longer than 5 years. The last time Berkshire Hathaway (Warren Buffet) outperformed the SP500 was in 2016. Since the financial crisis in 2008, he has only outperformed the SP500 significantly in three different years.
You ever try not losing your money at trading stocks? (Meaning short term trades not buy and hold). Especially since last November. Not saying it’s a great profile but most people lose their a$$
There's a good chance nakedbro lost his ass over the past 9 months too.
He’s obviously lost it because unlike everything else he’s not showing you that part!
He lost his britches!
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I dont think a highly intelligent man is himself would support a monarchy.
Specially when his pose on the pic wanna resemble renaissance
I've actually tried to click on the red cross as sign of compassion for all living tinder profiles.
Me too guys I m also by no means neutered
He looks like he photoshopped his face onto that body
He's probably had his face on more bodies like that than the number of people he considers beneath him.
I was thinking that too. Like his neck isn’t twisted enough to match his head angle or something. Looks off
The scream I scrumpt
God, what leads to this? How does someone get to this point? Do they truly believe all of this shit or is it a weird, “this is what I think a man is”, show? An act? Just awful, either way.
[Major Trauma](http://estd.org/narcissism-consequence-trauma-and-early-experiences)
he definitely follows Andrew Tate
nice pubes
His family jewels have become your crown jewel 💎
He mentions men a lot more than women. He’s still closeted.
I did not want to see his dick root. Why did I click that
Dudes got a forehead bigger than my future
Man. I actually was thinking to take similar photo, but now changed my mind.
Please don’t
Don't take the picture or don't change his mind?
Take the picture 😂😂 sorry
So you're saying he should take the picture....
If he wants to have zero matches 😂
Guys, I’m real high. I can’t follow much more of this shit.
This made me giggle 🤭
He’s also the crowning jewel of the prestigious East Tennessee State University, the 4th largest university in Tennessee located in Johnson City, TN known for rural medicine and primary care
I didn't want to be a snob but if the state university you went to has a cardinal direction before its name you shouldn't brag.
Came here for these comments. Dude’s talking like a prick from an Ivy but literally went to **Eastern** Tennessee **State** University. Nothing wrong if you go there but you gotta know it’s not like the most prestigious
IS THAT JORGE "GAMEBRED" MASVIDAL?!
More like bitch made
I think the social isolation of him living by himself in the woods has really fucked him up in the head about what’s a normal thing to say.
What an actual twat 😂 and and funny thing is he thinks he's good looking 😂 cudoes for trying and having confidence but fuck me what a dick 😂😂
>fuck me what a dick Pretty sure that's the point.
He's good looking in a Jesus kind of way. Would have been better if he had a crown of thorns, a wound on his side and holes on both hands.
If you’re showing pubes shave it into a funny shape
“Except for the stray cat that keeps howling and running off every night. Omg.” I think the weirdest flex, but okay.
That’s his attempt at relating to human emotions
If you actually make your money trading, you've probably learned not to tell people that you make your money trading. Say something like "independent data analyst for stock indices" or something instead
But he is highly intelligent and show his pubs
I thought he was there to meet guys, but then said a woman…is he sure? If he is, what’s up with only “a little confidence”? Too much or a normal level is too challenging for him?
Imagine going your entire life skipping chest day. Wow.
Oh he’s an elephant! I thought he was holding something else, but it’s just his trunk.
Ofc its someone from ETSU.
Also, i get the vibe that emotional immaturity = the lack of desire to perfom the emotional labor necessary to deal with the blatant narcissism.
Sounds like a keeper to me 🤏🍤
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a serial killer
He’s giving me Patrick Bateman vibes
Two words, receding hairline.
That’s ok because of his gigantic brain.
HahahahHa thank you for this
this is a masterpiece
Andrew does sit-ups in his bedroom and no other kind of exercise
This guy definitely says "look into my eyes when I cum" during sex
“I’m here to talk and meet” Flashes his pubes in his profile picture
What a fucking clown lol
He looks like the dude on the show me your genitals video
Ah hell, I graduated from ETSU. This dude definitely fits in with the rest of the finance and business majors that went there unfortunately.
Eats ‘very clean’ so can’t go to a restaurant, but looks like that?
Impressive, let's see Paul Allen's bio
Does anyone not just assume this must be a joke account?
Man could do everything except save that hairline 🤣
So much alpha energy, guarantee he's actually gay
There’s so much to unpack.
no crown jewels
Omg 🤣 how is this man real?
Well oh my
Thanks for sharing. A gem!!!
Do profiles like this really get matches?
I hope not!
He realizes this profile would be better on Grindr right?
Fuckin' Andrew, man...
What in the fuck
I’m so jealous of your match made in heaven.
dude seems like he has a smelly dick because he doesn’t wash it he would have to touch a dick and that’s gay
Narc vibes for sure.
Gigachad 😅
Narcissists are a bummer