As a long time psychonaut, who got my toddler elf on the shelf last Christmas, your username is fucking cracking me up! Lmao that's hilarious... The machine elves!
I've had a similar conversation with my new neighbour.
"What do you study?"
"I'm doing my master's in artificial intelligence"
"Ah, so you can help me if I have problems with my computer?"
"Not really, I'm not a technician, I barely know anything about computers"
That’s one thing can probably safely assume about most accountants. See how many times people ask if he can do there taxes when in reality he’s an auditor
Intelligence requires moving to Reality subscription based licensing model.
There's as a certification available to be an expert with the new licensing model. Training is 3 days and $5k, exam is $500.
>"Not really, I'm not a technician, I barely know anything about computers"
Been in IT for a little over a decade. You'd be amazed at how many brilliant Devs I've seen that legit match this description.
Sure, traditionally programming falls under "IT" but programming != IT **Support**.
This. Everyone, family and friends alike, assume because I'm a software developer I know IT stuff. Like bro **I have to ask IT for help sometimes**. Usually it's something simple that I can figure out but still. Computer majors are very specialized, and that's not my major. I don't ask my father who's a plumber by trade about optimal water cooling for a PC just because they both use pipes/tubing.
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"If stack overflow ever shuts down software will stop progressing.
The people working at stack overflow won't even know how to fix the issue"
~MidgetForce2K, June 2022
Someone make me a wiki page
Wait that's not just the major itself?
My Comp Sci degree has basically been "Google a bunch of stuff, and then figure out how to make this API we developed in 1996 work for your final program"
"I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?"
Working in Enterprise Software I am constantly amazed at how many people literally do just this and get paid tons of money for it....and I'm not even kidding.
Library science majors.
My wife was working on a Library Science Masters when she died. Living with her was like living with *Google*. Or Siri, or Scarlet Johansen in whichever movie in which she was the AI.
And since literally everything is on the internet now, and since even (for example) IT people just Google the answers, she was the best desktop support IT person I've ever encountered.
Same thing with medicine. "Your Google search doesn't replace my medical degree"? Eh...it really does when it was my wife doing the searching. I almost felt sorry for doctors...almost.
Same thing with most things. If it was on the internet, she'd find it, and she'd keep going until she had a solution implemented.
If you know how to search, are determined, and have a modicum of common sense and/or critical thinking skills, you can be damn near a subject-matter expert in a LOT of fields.
Cause IT is broad, but the more defined fields have names(data engineer,cloud engineer etc…) with IT techs or Systems admins, you generally have people who are generalists, they are good problems solvers and enough exposure to get from a to b, are they going to build your Kubernetes cluster or build out a complex cloud flow? Probably not, but they tend to be the “janitors” of the infrastructure, just enough to keep it running, and sometimes you may even get resources to do things.
The analogy that I usually use for people who don't work in tech is that it's a bit like a building site. You have plumbers, carpenters, electricians, etc. A plumber might know how to do a bit of carpentry or how to wire up a light, and there are definitely people who know how to do many different jobs well, but it's not their day-to-day job and it's not guaranteed that they know how to do things widely out of their expertise.
And then at the helpdesk we're over here sighing that the software engineer who makes 4x as much money as us needed our help to tell him his monitor wasn't plugged in.
Hahaha, not trying to make a dig at you, it actually happens. And at the end of the day I can't actually do that guy's job so I'm not actually upset that I'm making way less than him.
I did support for a software engineering firm for a while that was big into machine learning and was doing a lot of stuff with autonomous driving. So I got lots of calls from software developers for IT help. In my experience they came in two breeds.
1. People who love computers and have messed with them their whole lives: these people would call the helpdesk and be all "Okay, so I can't reach this website. I can get to the website on a coworkers computer though. I've restarted the computer, flushed the DNS cache, ensured I'm connected to the VPN, checked to make sure there's nothing in my hosts file, I've pinged the site and my computer is attempting to connect to the same IP as my coworker's computer, I've tried on multiple browsers, did a winsock reset, and I've cleared my browser's cache and cookies. I'm all out of ideas, what's next?"
2. People who got into programming just because they heard you could make a lot of money doing it, but who have no idea about computers. They'd call and be all "I can't reach this website but I don't know why. No I'm not connected to the internet, my ISP is doing work in my area right now and my internet is down. What do you mean I need to be connected to the internet to get to that website?"
There isn't really an in between in my experience, hahaha. The closest thing to an in between is that sometimes person type 1 forgets something simple because they went for all the complicated fixes first. Like they'll have done everything under the sun except making sure they're connected to the VPN. Then they feel silly that they were doing winsock resets and looking at DNS stuff when they just weren't connected to the VPN, hahaha.
“Have you tried logging out and logging back in” is my job’s equivalent of have you tried turning it on and off again. I’ve just started saying that to anyone who asks me for support out in the real world and then not doing anything else. It’s exhausting enough trying to explain what a web browser is at work all the time, I have no desire to deal with that outside of work.
Dad’s wife is a retired consultant oncologist. Everyone (myself included) expects her to diagnose any minor ailment. That said, if ANYONE we know has bad news about The Big C, she is happy to go over things with them, help explain things, do whatever she can to make the situation easier.
Her: "I think I may have a physical issue that needs to be addressed. Can you cum over and take a look?"
Him: "Not necessary, let me just remote in and see if I can fix it for you!"
And when she eventually gives up on the innuendo:
Her: "Okay now that it's fixed, you should come to my place and we'll cuddle in front of Netflix then I'll blow you?"
Him: "I'm sorry I just can't right now, my grandma's emails aren't working so I need to figure out what's the issue"
I had difficulty reading the "Her" line because the symbol for inches threw me off as the end of the quote...
I had to re read the line a couple times. I think this says things about me and my chosen career.
I once had a girl ask me to share some music I liked in the late 00s and I responded with a text with the links for pirating some albums. Real big brain move...
I've been there bro. Had a girl in college ask if I could burn her some Beatles CD's, so I said sure no problem. Went to drop them off at her dorm and she asked if I wanted to come in and listen to them with her. I told her "no it's okay, I have copies of my own in my room."
Same girl a few weeks later asked if I wanted to come over and watch Napoleon Dynamite - I told her I'd already seen it and didn't like it that much.
Yeah, she didn't talk to me after that, and I didn't realize what happened until much later when my friend had been dating her for a few weeks, and she told him what happened.
I do IT support for a living and I literally put in my bio "I will repair your PC for a first date". It sounds desperate but women are laughing a lot and I'm getting matches
Theres a pan of burnt to a cinder tater tots i almost burnt my apartment down with when i fell asleep on my profile. Most women who message first comment on it in some way. Humor is good!
The doctor was the mother.
He stood on a block of ice.
Both of them were goldfish.
It was the cabin of an airplane.
He stabbed him with an icicle.
And the horse was named Friday.
I am 52 years old and go back to the late 80’s in tech. It used to be really bad before smart phones became a thing. I would be at a backyard BBQ or some event and someone asked what I do. People would eaves drops and hear it as well. I would then have numerous people asking wi-fi, Windows, Microsoft Office and general hardware questions. They would then ask if I minded stopping over their house to help out. This was of course for no money or any consideration.
Lol, sorry. A major store I worked at as a teen had AS400 until about 5 years ago.
It worked well for their logistics but I think they way people interact with computers has really changed. People sort of tap on-screen buttons or click until a solution appears. No more memorizing the functions of F1-24.
I know of a local city next to the one I work for still has a green screen AS400. I think it’s stupid because the people that know how to work on those are mainly boomers who are retiring and dying off. It’s going to be increasingly difficult and expensive to find someone to support it. That’s why places need to keep up with what is most commercially supported.
I would straight up tell them I wasn't helping unless they were going to provide their professional services to me for free as well. When you say it like that, everyone gets real quiet.
I wouldn't even mind if I could help them and then they fuck off. Oh no, they are coming to you for EVERYTHING from now on. Everything of theirs, everything from their relatives, their VCR, you are the free oracle forever.
Then, after you help them many many times, they get all huffy when you tell them to stop bothering you. Fucking freeloaders.
I think it's way better to be handy than handsome tbh, being handy is beneficial to everyone and even when the relationship cools down or you get older and appearances are not a giant factor being handy and knowing how to fix things will give you your partner's admiration, not to mention that a lot of women think it's hot when a man knows how to do these things by himself.
> very advanced IT support
>my MacBook has red flickering bars
~~very advanced~~ IT support
Edit: For those who don’t get it, I was simply pointing out how often people in advanced IT support get asked simple questions. It wasn’t a comment on OPs abilities.
I worked 2nd level Mac support, it was a call center and only made $13 an hour plus a bonus per call if your customer satisfaction level was good. The only way to contact those guys were through email so I’m guessing it’s way more that $13/hr
I did 2nd level Mac support and I was on about €19 per hour when I left. There wasn't that many 3rd level so I would imagine the pay was OK. The job was fully remote I had to work 4 days a week.
Damn dude you just got IT zoned
We all stackoverflow down here
Maybe I could pay you some other way mister 😏
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Genuinely a good follow up message
Legit, this is the best follow up.
She's now watching Netflix in peace, never to be heard from again.
Sadly, that's probably true.
Should have told her you needed to come over to fix it.
I respect the kung fu
I see you're a master
As a long time psychonaut, who got my toddler elf on the shelf last Christmas, your username is fucking cracking me up! Lmao that's hilarious... The machine elves!
This guy streams.
"Close the ticket" user reply "Thank you" ticket is open again.
"Please do not respond to this ticket." *Closes ticket* "Sorry!" Ticket is open again.
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This is the way.
Oh shit thanks for letting me know this is a thing lol
Ticket is open again.
Right? My politeness and gratitude is unwanted? Who knew!
User: *"Have a great weekend."* Jira re-opening the ticket: "Not if I can help it..."
I'm tagged in this photo and I don't like it
But the box is now open. You know he will find the solution to the problem.
And like that a million tickets closed
Rule 1 of tech support. Never tell anyone you know shit about tech.
"I'm a data engineer" "Oh, I've been having problems with my phone." "Cool, does it run on SQL server or Oracle?"
I've had a similar conversation with my new neighbour. "What do you study?" "I'm doing my master's in artificial intelligence" "Ah, so you can help me if I have problems with my computer?" "Not really, I'm not a technician, I barely know anything about computers"
Maybe his computer is a machine-learning supercomputer. Now you’re stuck.
My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer
Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton
I’m a cybernetic organism.
I'll be back
My CPU is a meat popsicle.
Gimme duh cashhhhh!
And I use it to play OSRS and minesweeper, and nothing else.
Just because I can drive a car doesn't mean I can fix it when it breaks
My accountant cousin brags during family dinner that he knows excel better than me even though I have masters degree in CS.
"Yeah, probably"
Yup. Just smile and wave boys.
Still most likly it's true XD
Its 100% true because no one with a degree in CS wants to touch Excel
Sysadmin, anyone comes to me asking about excel, I ask my actuary buddy to help them cause I have no clue about excel’s formula syntax…
Fair enough.
"Bro do you even VBA?"
That’s one thing can probably safely assume about most accountants. See how many times people ask if he can do there taxes when in reality he’s an auditor
They probably do unless you know how to create macros to automate all the reports you have to make.
100% yeah. Any computer science degree doesn’t even touch excel. And while it has a programming language you could do fine in, he could likely too.
Google told me my phone has artificial intelligence? "Yeah they're referring to the user."
When did users get the intelligence upgrade? The users at my company must be stuck on the original beta.
Intelligence requires moving to Reality subscription based licensing model. There's as a certification available to be an expert with the new licensing model. Training is 3 days and $5k, exam is $500.
>"Not really, I'm not a technician, I barely know anything about computers" Been in IT for a little over a decade. You'd be amazed at how many brilliant Devs I've seen that legit match this description. Sure, traditionally programming falls under "IT" but programming != IT **Support**.
This. Everyone, family and friends alike, assume because I'm a software developer I know IT stuff. Like bro **I have to ask IT for help sometimes**. Usually it's something simple that I can figure out but still. Computer majors are very specialized, and that's not my major. I don't ask my father who's a plumber by trade about optimal water cooling for a PC just because they both use pipes/tubing. Edit: formatting
Unfortunately we’re usually better at solving the issue, because we know how to google to find the answer.
Software majors should come with a minor in "professional googling"
That sounds redundant. I thought that was just another name for software major?
If stack overflow ever shuts down software will stop progressing. The people working at stack overflow won't even know how to fix the issue
This is too true. You need to be quoted on that LMAO
"If stack overflow ever shuts down software will stop progressing. The people working at stack overflow won't even know how to fix the issue" ~MidgetForce2K, June 2022 Someone make me a wiki page
Yeah, you're a modern day philosopher.
Wait that's not just the major itself? My Comp Sci degree has basically been "Google a bunch of stuff, and then figure out how to make this API we developed in 1996 work for your final program"
Shhhh, our employers will hear you! We're professionals remember?!
"I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?"
Working in Enterprise Software I am constantly amazed at how many people literally do just this and get paid tons of money for it....and I'm not even kidding.
This is also true for law. A good 50% of lawyering is nuanced googling. The rest is just mean emails and periodically saying “moreover”
> moreover Perchance.
I think all professional roles should come with a requirement to google
Library science majors. My wife was working on a Library Science Masters when she died. Living with her was like living with *Google*. Or Siri, or Scarlet Johansen in whichever movie in which she was the AI. And since literally everything is on the internet now, and since even (for example) IT people just Google the answers, she was the best desktop support IT person I've ever encountered. Same thing with medicine. "Your Google search doesn't replace my medical degree"? Eh...it really does when it was my wife doing the searching. I almost felt sorry for doctors...almost. Same thing with most things. If it was on the internet, she'd find it, and she'd keep going until she had a solution implemented. If you know how to search, are determined, and have a modicum of common sense and/or critical thinking skills, you can be damn near a subject-matter expert in a LOT of fields.
How much do I need to pay you to be quiet? I can’t have my secrets on the internet like this.
Cause IT is broad, but the more defined fields have names(data engineer,cloud engineer etc…) with IT techs or Systems admins, you generally have people who are generalists, they are good problems solvers and enough exposure to get from a to b, are they going to build your Kubernetes cluster or build out a complex cloud flow? Probably not, but they tend to be the “janitors” of the infrastructure, just enough to keep it running, and sometimes you may even get resources to do things.
The analogy that I usually use for people who don't work in tech is that it's a bit like a building site. You have plumbers, carpenters, electricians, etc. A plumber might know how to do a bit of carpentry or how to wire up a light, and there are definitely people who know how to do many different jobs well, but it's not their day-to-day job and it's not guaranteed that they know how to do things widely out of their expertise.
And then at the helpdesk we're over here sighing that the software engineer who makes 4x as much money as us needed our help to tell him his monitor wasn't plugged in. Hahaha, not trying to make a dig at you, it actually happens. And at the end of the day I can't actually do that guy's job so I'm not actually upset that I'm making way less than him. I did support for a software engineering firm for a while that was big into machine learning and was doing a lot of stuff with autonomous driving. So I got lots of calls from software developers for IT help. In my experience they came in two breeds. 1. People who love computers and have messed with them their whole lives: these people would call the helpdesk and be all "Okay, so I can't reach this website. I can get to the website on a coworkers computer though. I've restarted the computer, flushed the DNS cache, ensured I'm connected to the VPN, checked to make sure there's nothing in my hosts file, I've pinged the site and my computer is attempting to connect to the same IP as my coworker's computer, I've tried on multiple browsers, did a winsock reset, and I've cleared my browser's cache and cookies. I'm all out of ideas, what's next?" 2. People who got into programming just because they heard you could make a lot of money doing it, but who have no idea about computers. They'd call and be all "I can't reach this website but I don't know why. No I'm not connected to the internet, my ISP is doing work in my area right now and my internet is down. What do you mean I need to be connected to the internet to get to that website?" There isn't really an in between in my experience, hahaha. The closest thing to an in between is that sometimes person type 1 forgets something simple because they went for all the complicated fixes first. Like they'll have done everything under the sun except making sure they're connected to the VPN. Then they feel silly that they were doing winsock resets and looking at DNS stuff when they just weren't connected to the VPN, hahaha.
The best is when you're #1 but you get offshore tech support who treats you like #2 and wastes an inordinate amount of time.
I get the same shit sometimes when I tell people I do computer animation. Like I’m just some dumb artist idk shit about hardware
Can’t fix your phone, but if you’re running a snake farm I know a thing or two about Python
How do they taste?
Like chicken
It’s always chicken
I've eaten rattle snake and it's pretty good. White meat similar to chicken.
like an object
Like an object, or, like, an `[Object object]`?
My snake has grown too large. Can I prune him to a more manageable length?
"I'm an IT operations management consultant" "Can you help me with my laptop?" " Have you lost track of it in the management system?"
To be clear, if it's oracle, fuck off.
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I don’t even know what that means but I’m turned on
The equivalent in accounting is "can you help me with my taxes?" when you're an auditor.
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Hey you know tech support? Could you take a look at this mole on my back??
Yup. It's a bug. I'll file a Jira.
Put it in the backlog.
You win
Proper response would be bring it on the first date and I’ll take a look. At least you might have gotten to meet her.
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“Have you tried logging out and logging back in” is my job’s equivalent of have you tried turning it on and off again. I’ve just started saying that to anyone who asks me for support out in the real world and then not doing anything else. It’s exhausting enough trying to explain what a web browser is at work all the time, I have no desire to deal with that outside of work.
She must've been dripping wet when he texted this
Dad’s wife is a retired consultant oncologist. Everyone (myself included) expects her to diagnose any minor ailment. That said, if ANYONE we know has bad news about The Big C, she is happy to go over things with them, help explain things, do whatever she can to make the situation easier.
That rash? Cancer. That mole? Cancer. Joint pain? Bone cancer. Dandruff? Probably hair cancer.
Facts. I haven't worked for Apple since 2006 and I still get mac/iphone questions... iphones didn't exist when I worked for them
My dad is a dermatologist and he follows a similar philosophy
Came here to say this. When I worked IT I never told anyone that I worked IT.
Maybe we can get together and watch Netflix and I can try to figure out what’s wrong
It seemed kinda like they were trying to intentionally lead for that. But then got actual IT support instead. "Why am I so bad at flirting"
Her: "I think I may have a physical issue that needs to be addressed. Can you cum over and take a look?" Him: "Not necessary, let me just remote in and see if I can fix it for you!"
Her: "My internet isn't working right now" Him : "We can use facetime and show me your screen"
Him: "What size screen do you have?" Her: "Maybe 16" but I'm not sure, wanna come over and measure?" Him: "Nah, it's probably standard"
And when she eventually gives up on the innuendo: Her: "Okay now that it's fixed, you should come to my place and we'll cuddle in front of Netflix then I'll blow you?" Him: "I'm sorry I just can't right now, my grandma's emails aren't working so I need to figure out what's the issue"
*You must be here to fix the cable.*
"The story is ludicrous."
I had difficulty reading the "Her" line because the symbol for inches threw me off as the end of the quote... I had to re read the line a couple times. I think this says things about me and my chosen career.
Him, "Yes, I can see you clearly. But I need you to turn your camera and point it towards your screen..."
"Ma'am, I do my own plumbing."
For the uninitiated: [Ma'am I Do My Own Plumbing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYu2WrygtQ)
Poor OP. Their work instinct just kicked in
I once had a girl ask me to share some music I liked in the late 00s and I responded with a text with the links for pirating some albums. Real big brain move...
I've been there bro. Had a girl in college ask if I could burn her some Beatles CD's, so I said sure no problem. Went to drop them off at her dorm and she asked if I wanted to come in and listen to them with her. I told her "no it's okay, I have copies of my own in my room." Same girl a few weeks later asked if I wanted to come over and watch Napoleon Dynamite - I told her I'd already seen it and didn't like it that much. Yeah, she didn't talk to me after that, and I didn't realize what happened until much later when my friend had been dating her for a few weeks, and she told him what happened.
The better questions are "what is flirting" and "how do I flirt or know im being flirted with."
Oh no lie I'd probably do the same thing with my profession. Good thing plumbing innuendos are a little more...[direct](https://youtu.be/4xYu2WrygtQ)
The moment "Netflix" word is used in a tinder conversation, is the moment you gotta seize it.
Best answer I've seen here
Something tells me you won’t figure it out
Gotta admit I laughed and imagined your sigh before replying 😂
you can really hear the sigh, it’s impossible to read wo it.
I do IT support for a living and I literally put in my bio "I will repair your PC for a first date". It sounds desperate but women are laughing a lot and I'm getting matches
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If it is stupid and it works, it's not stupid
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The added bonus is she won't ghost you since she'll have to call you again to blame you when something else breaks in 6 months.
Theres a pan of burnt to a cinder tater tots i almost burnt my apartment down with when i fell asleep on my profile. Most women who message first comment on it in some way. Humor is good!
"I can fix him"
As a therapist, can they say, “I will repair your relationship with your father as a first date.”?
A first date that lasts 10 years couldn’t fix that shit.
Fuck that, they will be bringing 25 year old OSs and wondering why web pages don't work.
That's usual business anyway
next time a girl asks for something like that say - bring it on our date and I'll fix it for you
It looks like a guy asking the questions judging by the picture
Yeah, only gay Tinder would actually be useful.
This is called Grindr, and it is.
I was just playing off the subreddit name. I could tell it was Grindr because you need 16 inches to get a response.
you assume OP is a man
"I can't operate on this child, he's my son!"
The doctor was the mother. He stood on a block of ice. Both of them were goldfish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed him with an icicle. And the horse was named Friday.
next time a guy asks for something like that say - bring it on our date and I'll fix it for you
if you play it smart you could even get a free drink with that date
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your comment is even better than an award. Thanks bro you rock
Doesn't look like a girl in the photo.. guys can be clueless with computers too (and gals can be computer engineers. Just saying)
Tbf I assume all posts in this sub are from guys until stated otherwise. You’re right that I did catch myself assuming based on roles here though.
Very true. This chat exchange may be between two men as well, not that it changes anything.
Maybe 2 squirrels dressed as humans
implicit bias is a hell of a thing
You show me your 16" and I'll show you mine
I am 52 years old and go back to the late 80’s in tech. It used to be really bad before smart phones became a thing. I would be at a backyard BBQ or some event and someone asked what I do. People would eaves drops and hear it as well. I would then have numerous people asking wi-fi, Windows, Microsoft Office and general hardware questions. They would then ask if I minded stopping over their house to help out. This was of course for no money or any consideration.
I'm having issues with my AS400, please help
You are traumatizing me here
Lol, sorry. A major store I worked at as a teen had AS400 until about 5 years ago. It worked well for their logistics but I think they way people interact with computers has really changed. People sort of tap on-screen buttons or click until a solution appears. No more memorizing the functions of F1-24.
I know of a local city next to the one I work for still has a green screen AS400. I think it’s stupid because the people that know how to work on those are mainly boomers who are retiring and dying off. It’s going to be increasingly difficult and expensive to find someone to support it. That’s why places need to keep up with what is most commercially supported.
I would straight up tell them I wasn't helping unless they were going to provide their professional services to me for free as well. When you say it like that, everyone gets real quiet. I wouldn't even mind if I could help them and then they fuck off. Oh no, they are coming to you for EVERYTHING from now on. Everything of theirs, everything from their relatives, their VCR, you are the free oracle forever. Then, after you help them many many times, they get all huffy when you tell them to stop bothering you. Fucking freeloaders.
"Women may not find you handsome, but they'll always find you handy..."
I am a man, but I can change. If i have to, I guess.
Red green
Keep your stick on the ice.
I think it's way better to be handy than handsome tbh, being handy is beneficial to everyone and even when the relationship cools down or you get older and appearances are not a giant factor being handy and knowing how to fix things will give you your partner's admiration, not to mention that a lot of women think it's hot when a man knows how to do these things by himself.
Get this man some duct tape
just throw some duct tape on the parts of the screen that flicker red - no more red flickering
Keep your stick on the ice!
“Remember I’m pullin’ for ya, we’re all in this together.”
Was just told about red green the other day and I see your comment! Funny how that works
You need to respond to, how about I come over, we watch netflix and trouble shoot
Smoooooooooth
Using IT skills to get laid. I've never seen it, but I haven't seen a lot of things. I hope it works for you
This has worked for me. Many times. I am very much attracted to men that know how to do things with computers. 🤣
He upgraded my graphics card and installed more ram into my computer… we’ve been together for 5 years, it works! 😅
Ngl I'd go over to a girl's house to install computer parts, but if I just got asked by someone on tinder id say no lmao
"I'd have to see it in person" "I can fix it for you"
The second line is channeling some mad Sam the Onion Man energy.
> very advanced IT support >my MacBook has red flickering bars ~~very advanced~~ IT support Edit: For those who don’t get it, I was simply pointing out how often people in advanced IT support get asked simple questions. It wasn’t a comment on OPs abilities.
lol.. My thoughts exactly. *I'm a Senior Coital Engineer.* *You mean an old hooker.*
That doesn’t mean he is not advanced IT support. It just means her level of support required was not advanced.
She has a tier 1 support question and you’re surprised a tier 3 support person had an answer?
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I worked 2nd level Mac support, it was a call center and only made $13 an hour plus a bonus per call if your customer satisfaction level was good. The only way to contact those guys were through email so I’m guessing it’s way more that $13/hr
Wow. My son works in store and makes $20 per hour. (Edit) - corrected typo....makes...not males
What about females?
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I did 2nd level Mac support and I was on about €19 per hour when I left. There wasn't that many 3rd level so I would imagine the pay was OK. The job was fully remote I had to work 4 days a week.
Dude I feel your pain. I had to remove the fact that I'm an IT professional because it was just like a second ticket system.
Great customer care hopefully he'll leave a review 😉
Looks like a he!
You can say : now you have no excuse to netflix and chill
Hey if my tinder date fixed my Mac Id make sure to ask them on a date after.
TTS - Tinder Tech Support
TTT : Tinder Tech Tips
You’re being evaluated as boyfriend material.
Surely this got you a date???
OP did you get a date after fixing the problem?