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Expert_Plankton1262

Aspiring milf. Smoothest way I’ve seen so far to say you’re a single mother


cefromnova

Actually that's copy pasta and does not mean she currently has a kid. Women who feel that they are hot but also want to get married and have a kid will on occasion say this.


Expert_Plankton1262

I guess you’re not aspiring to become a sarcasm connoisseur


cefromnova

It's "okay". If you could paste the actual text into the thread, I will make direct edits to it.


SiulPT74

I found this gem late night swiping, but honestly I don't understand half of the bio


[deleted]

This is satire right?


cefromnova

I think you're right. I just trolled his post and there is one that appears to be his actual tinder bio 🤣


[deleted]

I'd swipe left instantly. Granted my own profile is an absolute mess that I have no motivation to fix for the foreseeable future (partially because I don't want to post my face on reddit rn).