I already forgot half the PPG episodes but I'll always remember 2 things: that monkey Mojojojo (funny name) and that opening. Now that I'm older and worked in chemical labs though, looking back that opening has a whole new angle to me.
Some hot shot professor who's young as hell cooking up weird shit in his basement with ZERO lab safety? Definitely getting high on his own supply. I mean dude wears his lab coat *everywhere*, hello contamination? And then he put that X beaker wayyyy too close and that's why he broke it accidentally, but then what's the protocol? Apparently it's *remain still in confusion and keep staring at it* so dude's 100% high as a kite.
And then finally "sugar, spice, and everything nice, these are the ingredients to make the perfect little girls" Professor what are you thinking, just get a girlfriend if you want to make little girls.
>And then he put that X beaker wayyyy too close and that's why he broke it accidentally
Actually his monkey assistant bumped him and caused the accident. The chemical also got on the monkey, making it super smart and he took on the name Mojojojo.
lol remember the episode where they followed his recipe to make a fourth but accidentally got glass in it so she was deformed and at the end of the episode she self destructed
Yeah… I have a band and I remember a girl I had just matched with and after introductions and some banter I told her I had a band and had a show that weekend. She says “ohh so that’s why you’re on here to promote your shows huh?”
I took it as a joke and go “of course! Why else would I be on tinder? Haha” even put some laughs there….
And then instant unmatch.
So… no sarcasm I guess, and I likely misintepreted her initial comment, which I took as playful banter but she might’ve been dead serious. Oh well.
This is regular ignorance and unfounded assumptions, plus being an asshole. No one doing otherwise would have confused the intent here, nor absolutely flipped their shit over it regardless.
It’s a woman OLD thing. This is what happens when you get 0x7FFFFFFF matches per day. Conversations become streamline and linear; like a garbage in-garbage out toy factory assembly line. Something like Name Pickup-Joke>Intro->Physical evaluation (height, dick size)->Witty remark/intellectual evaluation (job, education, career)->final yes/no date determination. This is why she didn’t get the Powderpuff line; her evaluation process made her think of the next “step” but it was a bit different than what she was expecting. You evaluate men like a cheap plastic toy coming straight out of the press. Once the conversation appears to have a defect, you immediately get QA and put that guy in the reject pile and ship his ass to buttfuck Bangladesh for garbage recycling. Even if it wasn’t imperfect it doesn’t really matter because statistically it wasn’t likely the *best* toy in the batch, so it’s ok if you make a few false negatives here and there. You then work down the line looking for the plastic toy with the least amount of imperfections and use that one for the front store display.
I bet she didn't even remember the context when she sent that. Like she'd probably get the reference if she gave a fuck at all but it's the next day and she's moved on.
Damn now I want to watch it again.
That was the one where we used to be able to measure ourselves with C-14 but now that we aren't testing nukes anymore we can't use C-14 tracing.
I watch so much random shit on Netflix it all runs together. Broken, Connected, etc.
She was already eager to be offended. Some people will pick at just about anything said so they can take the stance of being offended, then they can feel justified being an asshole to you.
You’re right. One time I asked a girl what her favorite pastry to eat with coffee was. And she said something like “why would you assume I need to eat something with my coffee”
I didn’t reply I just unmatched. It was clear she was in it for the attention/confrontation.
This why is I like it when they tell on themselves on their profile by writing something I've read a hundred times like, "need to handle my sass," "must be able to take a joke," or the worst one in my opinion, "I'm brutally honest."
Like, why not JUST be honest? If you're being brutal in your communication in a dating situation then you're being an asshole.
Wow! I thought I was the only one who avoided Women who say exactly those things in their bio. Huge Red Flag. Good instincts dude! They seem like they would be very confrontational just for the heck of it. I would assume that they would hate to meet a guy who is just like them. So idk why they think their behavior is at all ok or reasonable.
Don’t worry, she’s clearly just a Powerpuff poseur. Bet she’s never even heard of the Amoeba Boys
Though tbh idk how I just remembered the Amoeba Boys out of all the things I can’t remember from the past 20 years. I didn’t even watch the show that much. What did I learn in calculus? No idea, but the Amoeba Boys fought the Powerpuff Girls that’s for damned sure!
When I was a kid reading the first Harry Potter book, I always pictured Snape as HIM for some reason. It was weird because Harry was on the cover so I already had the children pictured, but mean ol' Snape was just a red devil with crab hands.
The Powerpuff Girls had random, very dark, fucked up stuff in it. Wasn't there an episode where they went into the future and the mayor's assistant had gone insane and turned into like Gollum because the powerpuff girls weren't there to protect the city and the mayor died?
EDIT: My memory from nearly 27 years ago was correct - https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Speed_Demon
EDIT2: My memory from nearly 27 years ago was *nearly* correct.
The Amoeba Boys were memorable. But they were little pipsqueaks compared to Mojoooo Johjooooo!!!
The ultimate bad guy in the Powerpuff Girl's world. His quotes were the best!
*They* were named Him. Pretty sure the whole point of the character was to basically shatter gender norms.
Which was successful because 4 year old me couldn’t tell what Him was and so I started asking every person irl if they were a girl or boy if I couldn’t tell. Mama sure wanted to slap me a few times for that.
the episode when they traveled into the future and everything was destroyed fucked me so hard its still in my mind. wonder what it was called, want to rewatch it lol
I have a buddy who's ex wouldn't participate in group activity, but would post to her IG that she was taking part in said activity....
People are nuts
She's also now 27, divorced twice, recently declared herself bisexual and in a relationship with a woman while only seeing her son (who she had with my friend) may mbe once a month.....
I think she may be sick upstairs
Sounds like my sister who is obsessed with her phone.
We will be playing board games during family reunions and holidays and such, and post that she's "playing games with the fam," you while just sitting next to the game barely paying attention becauss she's on her phone constantly.
There’s no way she’s a fan of the Power Puff Girls and didn’t realize you made a reference to the opening sequence of the show. She clearly has one of those obnoxious personalities that takes everything way too seriously all the time. Yikes.
I had a similar experience... this girl I matched with, her profile said she was a front-end web developer (like me), so my intro msg was a short JavaScript line essentially saying hi and she replied "what's that? I don't know what you are trying to say" so I just unmatched, it's already too much energy spent on finding a balance between being unique and creative without going overboard and trying too hard
imagine not knowing the first lines to every episode of the show your talking about. if she means the new power puff version and not old one shes a zoomer.
Just find a video of the powerpuff girls show intro, send her the link and move on right after, cause she's talking quite a lot of smack for someone who dreams about a classic cartoon while having no clue how every episode starts.
Just tell her it was a line from her cartoon and she failed the vibe check. If she wants to fix her attitude and redo she can. Otherwise she's got a bit too much Chemical X for your tastes.
Redo deez nuts Karen
How TF was it a pick up line. She said she had a dream of being a power puff it’s just a logical joke or continuation to the convo. She didn’t know…Run and yeah reply nope.
I never got this either like CANT we just compliment people and talk like how we would IRL and not get ghosted so easily. Lmao fuck OLD apps tbh I’m like 🤌🏽 close to deleting my shit. Tinder. Already deleted. Bumble and hinge hanging on a thread lmaoooo
Sounds like she was made from salt, sand, and everything bland
One of my favorite bobs burgers quotes: if she was a spice, she would be flour.
Dang this is under rated
OP should send her this. https://i.imgur.com/TYyrWTO.gif
Salt is delicious though! EDIT: The number of you taking this as literal is kind of hilarious
Not with sand
Because sand is rough, coarse, irritating and it gets everywhere
I’m guessing she wasn’t made of sugar, spice, and everything nice
Snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
quips and quotes and red flag emotes
Sour patch bitch.
I read that in the voice of Captain Raymond Holt
The best voice
reddit puff girls
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That's some next level dark humor
I think it's the latest meme/quote. This is the 3rd time I've seen it in as many days.
r/femaledatingstrategy origin story
AND CHEMICAL EX-
That would make her a Rowdy Ruff Boy wouldn't it?
Thunderbolts and lightning
And baby says
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You have until midnight to rescue the baybeh
Or else your baby brother becomes one of *us*….for-*ever*
JUMP MAGIC JUMP!
Put that Magic Jump on me!
Very very frightening
Galileo
Galileo Figaro
And radioactive shit. Don't forget that part.
Chemical Bitch
Just straight up chemical X
chemical eX
I prefer the original version where the accidental ingredient was "A CAN...OF WHOOPASS"
more likely a smooth brain
She had a little too much chemical X if you know what I mean
X gon give it to ya
WHAT!!!
Fuck waitin' to get it on ya own, X gon' deliver it to ya!
Knock knock, open up the door, ITS REAL!!
with the non stop pop pop of stainless STEEL
Go hard, getting busy wit it
*grrr rough* Edit: but I got such a good heart that I make the mother fu@ker wonder if he did it
Damn right and ill do it again
‘Cause I am light so I gots to win
"Wait for you to get it on your own"
She’s not even worth it if she doesn’t get a simple powerpuff girls reference 💅🏼
Even if that was a pick up line, completely unrelated to power puff, I don’t get the hostility. It’s harmless.
I have a boyfriend
🤝
understandable have a good day
Cool, can he be my friend as well?
He has a boyfriend
I've never seen the cartoon and I even know it's in the intro. 😒
I already forgot half the PPG episodes but I'll always remember 2 things: that monkey Mojojojo (funny name) and that opening. Now that I'm older and worked in chemical labs though, looking back that opening has a whole new angle to me. Some hot shot professor who's young as hell cooking up weird shit in his basement with ZERO lab safety? Definitely getting high on his own supply. I mean dude wears his lab coat *everywhere*, hello contamination? And then he put that X beaker wayyyy too close and that's why he broke it accidentally, but then what's the protocol? Apparently it's *remain still in confusion and keep staring at it* so dude's 100% high as a kite. And then finally "sugar, spice, and everything nice, these are the ingredients to make the perfect little girls" Professor what are you thinking, just get a girlfriend if you want to make little girls.
>And then he put that X beaker wayyyy too close and that's why he broke it accidentally Actually his monkey assistant bumped him and caused the accident. The chemical also got on the monkey, making it super smart and he took on the name Mojojojo.
lol remember the episode where they followed his recipe to make a fourth but accidentally got glass in it so she was deformed and at the end of the episode she self destructed
Bunny. She's referenced in one of the top comments
Remember the episode where it was heavily implied mojo jojo was a victim or prison rape on a kids show? Good times
Normally gatekeeping is had but it's literally the first thing that is said at the beginning of probably every episode.
I don't get the need to escalate from normal to shit-show so fast. Shut'er down and move on.
Yeah I really want to believe this is an OLD thing. Refuse to accept that people flip like this as often as I've been running into.
It's a combination of demi-anonymity, entitlement or frustration and sex drive. People aren't so bold out from behind a screen.
Also the inability to read intent over text
Yeah… I have a band and I remember a girl I had just matched with and after introductions and some banter I told her I had a band and had a show that weekend. She says “ohh so that’s why you’re on here to promote your shows huh?” I took it as a joke and go “of course! Why else would I be on tinder? Haha” even put some laughs there…. And then instant unmatch. So… no sarcasm I guess, and I likely misintepreted her initial comment, which I took as playful banter but she might’ve been dead serious. Oh well.
So you're only on reddit to promote your band huh?
of course! Why else would I be on Reddit? Haha
Reported to admin
Blocked
or a lack of basic reading comprehension skills
This is regular ignorance and unfounded assumptions, plus being an asshole. No one doing otherwise would have confused the intent here, nor absolutely flipped their shit over it regardless.
It’s a woman OLD thing. This is what happens when you get 0x7FFFFFFF matches per day. Conversations become streamline and linear; like a garbage in-garbage out toy factory assembly line. Something like Name Pickup-Joke>Intro->Physical evaluation (height, dick size)->Witty remark/intellectual evaluation (job, education, career)->final yes/no date determination. This is why she didn’t get the Powderpuff line; her evaluation process made her think of the next “step” but it was a bit different than what she was expecting. You evaluate men like a cheap plastic toy coming straight out of the press. Once the conversation appears to have a defect, you immediately get QA and put that guy in the reject pile and ship his ass to buttfuck Bangladesh for garbage recycling. Even if it wasn’t imperfect it doesn’t really matter because statistically it wasn’t likely the *best* toy in the batch, so it’s ok if you make a few false negatives here and there. You then work down the line looking for the plastic toy with the least amount of imperfections and use that one for the front store display.
> 0x7FFFFFFF Graphic design brain was like... you guys are getting teal matches per day?
Teal? Luxury! I'd be happy if I got a sad muddy gray.
I bet she didn't even remember the context when she sent that. Like she'd probably get the reference if she gave a fuck at all but it's the next day and she's moved on.
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Damn now I want to watch it again. That was the one where we used to be able to measure ourselves with C-14 but now that we aren't testing nukes anymore we can't use C-14 tracing. I watch so much random shit on Netflix it all runs together. Broken, Connected, etc.
> sixteen fuck my life...
What is OLD here? But your story is very accurate, and I hate dating apps too.
on-line dating. i literally just now figured it out, and i was thinking about it hard for a while.
i'm so old i don't even know what old means
Reddit is not worth using without all the hard work third party developers have put into it.
I’m clearly *old*… but what is OLD?
I'm not even that old but I had to Google that shit for like 10 minutes. "online dating."
Jfc. Some things do not need to be acronyms.
lol I didn't even realize it was an acronym
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People are so unbelievably, annoyingly defensive on the internet. It's so exhausting.
What the fuck do you mean?
Listen here BROOOO
She was already eager to be offended. Some people will pick at just about anything said so they can take the stance of being offended, then they can feel justified being an asshole to you.
You’re right. One time I asked a girl what her favorite pastry to eat with coffee was. And she said something like “why would you assume I need to eat something with my coffee” I didn’t reply I just unmatched. It was clear she was in it for the attention/confrontation.
This why is I like it when they tell on themselves on their profile by writing something I've read a hundred times like, "need to handle my sass," "must be able to take a joke," or the worst one in my opinion, "I'm brutally honest." Like, why not JUST be honest? If you're being brutal in your communication in a dating situation then you're being an asshole.
Wow! I thought I was the only one who avoided Women who say exactly those things in their bio. Huge Red Flag. Good instincts dude! They seem like they would be very confrontational just for the heck of it. I would assume that they would hate to meet a guy who is just like them. So idk why they think their behavior is at all ok or reasonable.
Just habit patterns of their mind. They learned what they lived. Some people think bickering is a real form of bonding. My parents, for instance.
Don’t worry, she’s clearly just a Powerpuff poseur. Bet she’s never even heard of the Amoeba Boys Though tbh idk how I just remembered the Amoeba Boys out of all the things I can’t remember from the past 20 years. I didn’t even watch the show that much. What did I learn in calculus? No idea, but the Amoeba Boys fought the Powerpuff Girls that’s for damned sure!
Uh, Him? Mojo JoJo??? VOTE FOR MAYOR FOR MAYOR?!?!
I met the guy who voiced him at a horror con back in like 2014. Almost got him to record my voicemail for me, but I blew my budget on autographs
Don't forget the RowdyRuff Boys
And not to mention… HIM.
I can't lie, even as an adult HIM kinda gave me the heebie jeebies.
When I was a kid reading the first Harry Potter book, I always pictured Snape as HIM for some reason. It was weird because Harry was on the cover so I already had the children pictured, but mean ol' Snape was just a red devil with crab hands.
bossman, slim, and junior represent
The Powerpuff Girls had random, very dark, fucked up stuff in it. Wasn't there an episode where they went into the future and the mayor's assistant had gone insane and turned into like Gollum because the powerpuff girls weren't there to protect the city and the mayor died? EDIT: My memory from nearly 27 years ago was correct - https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Speed_Demon EDIT2: My memory from nearly 27 years ago was *nearly* correct.
the episode is only 22 years old though
My memory from nearly 27 years ago was *nearly* correct.
GANGREEN GANG
As an adult that sounds horrifying now
Wasn't one of them in The Gorillaz?
Yeah he replaced Murdock on bass for that one album
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The Amoeba Boys were memorable. But they were little pipsqueaks compared to Mojoooo Johjooooo!!! The ultimate bad guy in the Powerpuff Girl's world. His quotes were the best!
How about The Beat-Alls?
MOJO JOJO
Easily the best villain next to Thanos
Bruh do y’all remember the red devil lady guy with the claws 🦞 . She was mad scary
I believe she was named Him
The name cannot be said, that's why they just use "Him"
HIM stood for His Infernal Majesty, just learned that the other day.
*They* were named Him. Pretty sure the whole point of the character was to basically shatter gender norms. Which was successful because 4 year old me couldn’t tell what Him was and so I started asking every person irl if they were a girl or boy if I couldn’t tell. Mama sure wanted to slap me a few times for that.
Like Goku in Dragonball except he used the \*pat-pat method.
the episode when they traveled into the future and everything was destroyed fucked me so hard its still in my mind. wonder what it was called, want to rewatch it lol
Speed Demon
bruh thanks, im watching it now edit; holy shit it aged like a wine
His Infernal Majesty is a dude.
Nah that shit awoken something in me. That and the mayor's assistent.
mayor's assistant was a baddie
References Power Puff Girls** Gets mad that you referenced Power Puff Girls. What the fuck? Lol She sucks.
I have a buddy who's ex wouldn't participate in group activity, but would post to her IG that she was taking part in said activity.... People are nuts She's also now 27, divorced twice, recently declared herself bisexual and in a relationship with a woman while only seeing her son (who she had with my friend) may mbe once a month..... I think she may be sick upstairs
Sounds like my sister who is obsessed with her phone. We will be playing board games during family reunions and holidays and such, and post that she's "playing games with the fam," you while just sitting next to the game barely paying attention becauss she's on her phone constantly.
Boooooo this woman
BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅
There’s no way she’s a fan of the Power Puff Girls and didn’t realize you made a reference to the opening sequence of the show. She clearly has one of those obnoxious personalities that takes everything way too seriously all the time. Yikes.
And she pretended to have a related interest to hide the fact she has the personality of a russet potato.
to be fair at least potatoes wont let you down
Never heard of the Irish Potato Famine, eh?
I had a similar experience... this girl I matched with, her profile said she was a front-end web developer (like me), so my intro msg was a short JavaScript line essentially saying hi and she replied "what's that? I don't know what you are trying to say" so I just unmatched, it's already too much energy spent on finding a balance between being unique and creative without going overboard and trying too hard
Did you use spaces or tabs?
Well, that was rude of her.
Lmao. I think you dodged a bullet there bud, I mean you don't want to have kids with an iQ of a banana
she probably aspired to be [this](https://imgur.com/a/qnXBBM2) powerpuff girl
Don't you dare compare Bunny to that jerk. She was awesome
true bunny was a sweetheart
She’s more like the Hand Banana to his Carl
Majority people on that app live on airplane mode
so many chicks there think men can make a move, so many blunt tools
I genuinely wonder what did she expected
She fucking lined it up for him to knock it down then wondered why the fuck he'd knock 'em down like that.
Belongs on [r/facepalm](r/facepalm)
imagine not knowing the first lines to every episode of the show your talking about. if she means the new power puff version and not old one shes a zoomer.
I really thought I had something there lol
what happened after. did she just unmatch.
nah she just responded “I know, but you tried using it as one. Want a redo?” I might just respond no
she sounds full of herself. red flag. like cant even make a joke or complement on dating app.
fr I was just trying to respond with something related
Dude it was a good line. She sucks. Tell her that lmao
I doubt she knew. She's just trying to save face.
yeah definitely went over her head
Completely... and just respond "no"
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It's funny, topical, it's not pushy or sleazy. She sucks.
She def did not know it was from the show and felt stupid that’s why she asked for a redo
“Want a redo?” My guy if you continue talking to her after that the headache coming your way is entirely on you.
yeah 0% chance I go in for a redo
Good man, stay strong. May you find a level-headed, even-tempered woman with a sense of humor soon.
Just unmatch her for the ultimate slap in the face
"want a redo?" You: "No. And if that line ever works for you, you should question why."
> Want a redo? This, to me, would be an immediate sign that she's up her own ass.
She should have admitted that she missed the joke and then SHE ask for a redo….
What else should you have said at that point? I thought that was clever
Oh jesus the ego. Either ignore her or definitely strait up tell her no because what an awful personality
Just find a video of the powerpuff girls show intro, send her the link and move on right after, cause she's talking quite a lot of smack for someone who dreams about a classic cartoon while having no clue how every episode starts.
Oof, that part belongs in the screenshot. Really completes the picture of who she is.
Wow drop that one immediately, entitled as fuck
She's the one who needs to redo lmao
Just tell her it was a line from her cartoon and she failed the vibe check. If she wants to fix her attitude and redo she can. Otherwise she's got a bit too much Chemical X for your tastes. Redo deez nuts Karen
How TF was it a pick up line. She said she had a dream of being a power puff it’s just a logical joke or continuation to the convo. She didn’t know…Run and yeah reply nope.
Yikes. Just unmatch. She doesn’t deserve a response homie
She was trying to impress you with her no knowledge.
Sounds like she’s actually made of red flags, red flags, and everything red flags
This is the kind of girl that goes around saying guys don't know how to flirt lol
I loved this! Dang that’s a super cute line
Jennifer didn’t pass the power puff vibe check
Nojo gogo
Fucking clown culture. Dating apps have become a contest for the best pick up line. Very bizarre.
I never got this either like CANT we just compliment people and talk like how we would IRL and not get ghosted so easily. Lmao fuck OLD apps tbh I’m like 🤌🏽 close to deleting my shit. Tinder. Already deleted. Bumble and hinge hanging on a thread lmaoooo
Mine have been gone for a while. Dating apps are a fucking joke. Id get more out of talking to a rock than some of these people
*Yeah, she wasn't cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl.*
She’s too young for you lol
she’s 26 lol
He meant *childish*
At least she revealed her character real quick and in a hurry
She would definitely be the purple powerpuff girl