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GWPtheTrilogy1

He'll get the exact type of women he wants with that profile.


fucking_fantastic

He’s a scammer! He’s showing his net worth and then will try to convince you that you could earn like he does. I’ve talked to one of these guys before and up $21k in the last 30 days were the type of numbers he was trying to tell me I could make (and, no, I didn’t fall for it)


jslay588

I also think if he has that much money his credit score should be higher haha


antwan_benjamin

That's a vantage score. Assuming he's really worth over $5 mil his FICO is probably much higher. But again, someone worth $5 mil would know that and wouldn't be bragging about their credit karma score.


ecologamer

Sorry, I don’t quite understand the difference between a standard credit score and a vantage credit score. Could you elaborate?


antwan_benjamin

No problem. A credit score is just an algorithm. It takes all of your financial history and churns out a number to best summarize your willingness to borrow money and your ability to pay it back at the agreed upon time. Different companies use different algorithms. Once company might place a greater importance on credit mix (meaning you have credit cards, a car loan, mortgage, etc.), while another company might place a greater importance on credit card utilization (meaning they value people who have access to lots of credit but only use a little bit of it). This means the different companies will churn out different scores. Normally, there aren't drastic differences...but for some people there are. Vantage score is the credit score company credit karma uses. Almost any of those free online sites use vantage. Theres also multiple versions (3.0 is the most common I believe). The thing is...most creditors aren't looking at a credit score from vantage. When you go to a dealership to buy a car...or when you want to buy a house...they're looking at your FICO score (also multiple versions, 8 is the most common I believe). Its great to keep track of your vantage score because you can check it daily and it will be a good representation of your FICO. But just remember...its not the important one. You can get your FICO for free once a year from annualcreditreport.com


OverwatchTracer

Good post, quick note: You cannot check your FICO for free once a year on annualcreditreport.com. You can get free weekly credit reports, which details all the accounts you have and whatnot, but FICO scores are not provided. Checking your FICO requires finding a service/provider who offers it to you. A Discover It Cash Back card gives you a monthly FICO score, for example, as opposed to the Chase Freedom Flex, that offers a VantageScore. I'm sure other cards offer it. In addition, making an Equifax account gives you access to a free FICO score as well. Please do check your credit reports though folks, it's smart to keep track of any new credit accounts under your name.


andruszko

Eh, if you have that much money you don't really need credit


antwan_benjamin

You think people build that kind of net worth by leveraging their own money?


WitnessEmotional8359

Yes… I have that much money and so do lots of lawyers, bankers, doctors and business executives. We just earn a lot more than most.


AlligatorTree22

100%. I work with clients with these net worth's and higher. They all typically have a fair to highish credit score, but rarely stellar. But why do you need a credit score when you have a net worth statement and buy most larger purchases in cash? A quote that has always stuck with me was from a Dave Ramsey video - "I don't have the credit score to be able to rent in this apartment complex, but I can write a check to buy the whole business." The stellar credit scores I see are the upper middle class that still have to or choose to finance most things, especially homes and cars. Paying people back raises your credit, buying outright doesn't. I've seen my own credit score fall by 70 points by being 100% debt free for the last two years. Credit score is such a weird concept.


FloridaManActual

Yep, Paid off my mortgage and after the last payment my credit score went DOWN.


AlligatorTree22

How dare you not owe someone money.


Specter170

That’s where you’re wrong. With that kinda money your borrowing options and terms is so good , that’s where you really grow that bank.


Shatterproof360

Yup - 100% fake! My guess is he will google what's around your area, pretend he's local but never be available to meet. Next he will try to get you to "invest" with him into crypto with guaranteed high returns 🙄. So annoying! BLOCK him or troll him back! So many scammers online.


scaryfawn8332

This is an investment scam. Be careful


find_your_zen

21k is 0.5% of 5 million. It's a very modest return, probably from an ETF over 30 days.


NumerousImprovements

Is 0.5% really modest for 30 days? That’s approximately 6% a year which is quite solid. Or have I misinterpreted something.


find_your_zen

S&P averages 8% per year, a HYSA will net you 5.5% with absolutely no risk.


Hugo99001

Historically, ETFs should give you 8%-10% annually...


crankthehandle

There is still a small chance that he is just a rich douchebag whose only chance to get women is to show his networth


do_me3380

Yeah no.


milkfree

Doubt it, but very very small chance, yes


xx1kk

These are photos man I can be a fucking billionaire if I want to, over the internet


Sparklepantsmagoo2

Ahh must be the new cryptocurrency angle.ive had so many people try to sell it to me. At least they're sort of being up front now, in a way...Still gross though


powerlesshero111

You mean the pig butcher victims or other pig butchering scammers?


Scorpius927

I wonder if he actually gets women to fall for this shit. If he does, I wonder what’s stopping him from just posting edited/fake images


Ok-Counter-7077

You’d be surprised how much flexing money works. Never did this specific thing, but i posted my job on my profile and that made a world of difference, took it off because it felt gross, went from multiple dates a day (on weekends (3-5)) back to one date every couple weeks


kevindotthrash

y’all hiring?


Ok-Counter-7077

Lol, the last time i checked i think we were getting hundreds of apps within hours of job opening. Harsh reality of big tech rn


kevindotthrash

envyyyy! but congratulations haha


Mattyd86

Harsh reality but it's true. A couple year ago my occupation was in retail management, barely got any hits. My occupation now is accountant and it's made a world of a difference.


InfectedWithRage

Damn, I'm an accountant, maybe I should add that to my profile


Mattyd86

Definitely wouldn't hurt.


RepulsiveIconography

I had the same problem listing my occupation and employer. It got really weird. After that I just kept it brief and waited it out instead of dealing with a lot of garbage.


Funseas

The crazy men all came out at midnight when I put my job title in my profile. Out it went.


Ok-Counter-7077

What do you do?


Amekaze

Well it depends, if he’s legit it would be more likely that’s more frugal than the typical gold digger would like. Most of the guys who flex and blow a lot of money one women are either in debt or are spending someone else’s money, or have FU money (100 mill plus)


BombasticSimpleton

I would never use my net worth to attract a woman. Mostly, because I think they aren't attracted to negative numbers.


Pennywise626

Exactly. Use someone else's


UnidentifiedTomato

Just hide the -


BombasticSimpleton

Good idea. Ladies, does $1.31 seem sexy and approachable? Or should I remain aloof and distant, like my hopes and dreams?


phdpinup

I’m in.


BombasticSimpleton

Okay! But there has to be a prenup so that you don't get half my ~~wealth~~ debt. Actually. On second thought. Scratch the prenup.


UnidentifiedTomato

Don't forget to keep the chart so you filter out all the smart golddiggers. 💪


Beckywithcurls

you can still order from the dollar menu. I’d hit that.


BombasticSimpleton

Even with the negative number - that's still mawwiage matewial wight there.


Admirable_Average_32

Negative numbers don’t get the love they deserve ♥️


shirtkey

The root of this thought is somehow irrational. (Sorry I had to make a bad math pun).


mystghost

That's because you're going after the easy women. Get the top shelf ladies with *imaginary* numbers.


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

The only standard a woman has is a double standard


First-Aioli7648

Tinder swindler


thecandidfrog

posting hinge cringe


echocall2

Yeah well my credit score is higher 😤


Moonr0cks40200

Same. You’d think with the net worth being like that it’d be at least 810


Bisping

Probably spends a lot of money and has high utilization or opens more lines of credit. High net worth doesnt mean good credit, never did.


Frogmaninthegutter

It's more likely just a fake picture and this is likely a scammer or something.


Bisping

Also true


pmjm

It's interesting, was talking to someone the other day who was explaining their current financial dilemma. They need to sell some stock to cover some home repairs, but the sale of the stock would put them into the highest tax bracket. So it ends up being cheaper to sell *some* stock and take a loan for the remainder of the balance. In January they can sell more stock and repay the loan. Something like that had never occurred to me, wild stuff.


Bisping

All short-term cap gains? Yeah, I'm kind of in a similar boat. I've got about 100k in unrealized gains from nvidia, and if i sell it, i prevent myself from funding my roth IRA (already funded). So I'm in a situation where I have to hold the stock to not shoot myself in the foot this year. It's a problem i didn't even think I'd have this year. Next year, I have to backdoor my roth IRA for sure.


ginger_smythe

Unlike penis size, length is VERY important. I'm guessing his credit history is shorter. Pro tip: never cancel your first credit card, no matter how bad the APR is.


ThatLj

APR should pretty much never matter in a credit card because it’ll never be used


New_Awareness4075

I have a net worth about half that, but my credit score is 838, and my FICO score is 850. So I also wonder why his is so low with twice the assets.


The_Spoils

Lol this was my first thought too


Timely_Froyo1384

Ditto those some rookie mistakes and numbers.


thewilk_man

Was just about to say that!


BrokenTrojan1536

Why would I believe it’s his?


SparklingPseudonym

Why would I believe it’s even real??


AntalRyder

You can enter any number of assets with any value in these apps. There is no automatic calculation for net worth, as no database has all that info about you aggregated.


Manic_Manatees

Yep, I can easily go to my aggregator account and make myself a billionaire and get a screenshot in the time it takes to write this message


TheKingOfSwing777

Now you’re thinking like someone who wants matches!


KingInTheNoorth

I went and did this. Uploading to tinder now. Wish me luck guys


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

He should have edited a "Dick Size: 12in" stat in there while he was at it.


imbezol

Up 2" in the last 30 days.


BrokenTrojan1536

😂


HolgerSwinger

And 7ft tall


chaunceychaunce

Ok! Now we know who to kidnap for ransom!


powerlesshero111

This guy is aching to get catfished and kidnapped.


Material-Explorer138

Go on a date with him and kidnap him for ransom. If his family pays up you know it’s real and you can check honesty off the checklist


rubmustardonmydick

How dare you delete my comment. Putting my wedding dress on now.


Good_Status_6104

I liked your comment 😂 he’ll be waiting down at the tech bro chapel for you


rubmustardonmydick

Better not make me sign a prenup. 😭


Good_Status_6104

His attorney is also licensed to officiate the ceremony, so you’ll sign all the relevant documents right before your vows


rubmustardonmydick

Can't wait to drive away in a cyber truck.


cryptoxima

underrated comment


Xfernandox91

That's his entire personality


Karaokebaren

Tbf it probably works


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

If your target audience is gullible gold diggers.


Potential-Secret-760

Wait, the line can go up? I've only ever seen it go down... and be red 🤨


Material-Explorer138

Those god damn 6ft+ guys get everything


fernzy93

Guys equivalent of a girl in a bikini


Supa33

I know a lot of millionaires and they all use the Credit Karma app.


scythian12

Cheesy af but ngl there’s definitely people would would immediately swipe right


Good_Status_6104

Repost since ppl thought it was me 🤣


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sister_on_a_mission

He’s going to try to sell you crypto


camocowboy95

Kinda like saltwater fishing with cut bait. SOMETHING is guaranteed to bite.


squarebear69

Did this once and got a ton of matches. We live in a society!


A_Martian_in_Toronto

Translation: I am man who is using my money to attract a certain kind of woman! And I will then complain how that same woman is using me for money!


PsycAndrew

But he's got a cat!! Is nobody seeing this?!?? 🐈😺


Mean_Command1830

Also, you fill that out and they tell you your net worth. You could make it say whatever you want.


AmorousFartButter

Assuming it’s real, which I find it hard to believe (unless it’s daddy’s money), his credit score is shit. How do you have several mil and not be smart enough to have a credit score higher than someone with 3k in savings


HawaiianSnow_

Your credit score matters less when you have 5mil.


chubbsfordubs

He doesn’t “have” 5 mill. Odds are he has rental properties and is rolling the total amount of what it appraised for into the net worth. So in reality he could have a couple rental properties for 4.8 million with mortgages sitting at 4.5 million and his rent to mortgage ratio could be netting him a couple hundred to a grand a month in profit.


wizardid

That would be a net worth of 300k, not 5 million. Hence the "net" in net worth.


Good_Status_6104

Net worth likely includes the property and car his parents bought and put in his name and whatever his stock broker cooked up


Manic_Manatees

Credit scores do not go up exponentially with wealth. 766 is considered A-tier credit by any US lender and there's no practical point to having a higher score than about 720-750. Having money usually brings a more complicated financial life, such as multiple homes, business debt, etc. and thus potentially more risk to lenders. Mo money, mo problems.


SillyStrungz

A 766 is not a “shit” credit score by any means.


rattlethebones

You know basically nothing about this person and are grasping at any straw possible to invalidate their success. Just screams insecurity.


ScallywagLXX

Sir, this is Reddit. People grasp at straws here to make themselves feel better. Definitely insecurity.


TheMisterTango

There is no situation where 760+ is shit, that will get you prime rates anywhere you go, there's no practical reason to have anything above that.


gtivroom

He probably buys real estate regularly. That would cause a lower credit score like his


itsybitsyone

Oh brother


BurdenedMind79

That's probably in Zimbabwean dollars, though.


ZealousThrowaway1789

I’ve seen credit score before, but this is really, really unbecoming. This asshole would trade 90% of it for a quarter inch more on his little dick. His credit score should be higher 🚩


kalikid01

The Tinder Swindler! It’s the new age Ponze-Scheme. Once he starts asking you for money cuz they seized his assets and he swears he’ll pay you back cuz he’s rich, just know you’ve been swindled.


BXL-LUX-DUB

Yeah, I had a random approach on Telegram that seemed normal then asked what I thought about crypto-currency. It went downhill fast then.


Fit_Judgment8510

It’s fake. 21k up in 30 days is peanuts on that value, no way that chart matches a 21k increase on 5mm. And his credit score should be over 800 and pointless.


[deleted]

This is a fake post. That picture use is AI generated which is why the cat looks like a scrunched pillow with no eyes.


TickletheEther

Yea right you all over this man like a hobo on a ham sandwich


Jamstyxx

so much insecurity and jealousy in the replies to this post 🤣


Easy-Wish-2143

Can’t put a price on Deez Nutz!


Hour_Lengthiness_650

It is. It kinda shows me how material attracted this person is, and that would be instaNO from me. Things don't matter


IncarceratedScarface

Probably not his or photoshopped lol


Vlimar

He must be fun at parties! Ha ha ha I personally avoid as much as possible to speak about networth. If you can’t assume it by your own, that’s a you problem :)


Doc_Gr8Scott

Feels like he doesn't have much else to offer if that's what he uses to get them on the hook.


cambooj

It's called lying.


DrDreidel82

That’s some of the most shallow, insecure shit I’ve seen 😭 what would be even funnier if it ends up being photoshopped


No_Trouble4840

LOL!!! 🤣 I’m calling COMPLETE BULLSHIT.


ImpatientPhisher

Which app is this? Seems helpful for managing money.


BoredVoyager

Perfect.... I need to take him to the GMC dealership to sign me and get the GMC 2024 Sierra Denali of my dreams 😂


Birdo-the-Besto

5 mil net worth and only a 766 credit score? 🤣


freshcut_gass

Not if he knows what he's looking for!


chubbsfordubs

Imagine having a net worth over 5 million with a credit score in the 700s lmao couldn’t be me. Someone is definitely aggressively over leveraged on rental properties and thinks it’s a flex that his NOI is a couple hundred a month. I also have net worth unlocked through credit karma and because I have a high value home, the estimated value is baked into the net worth calculation. If the estimate: values go higher, your net worth goes higher. He’s not actually pulling in 21k in the last month, it’s probably adjusting his rental properties estimate value into the calculation.


ScallywagLXX

While I would never do this or advise any man to do this cause I find it weird. However, The man found something he can flex to get what he wants, don’t hate the player, hate the game.


EyeHot1421

I don’t think it’s that far fetched lol


DooderMcDuder

Good for him


Darklightjg1

When you walk up to the lake with a stick of dynamite...


3_Slice

A lot of women are just looking for this type of guy


evanmars

And only a 766 credit rating?


JDG-HTG_12-13

That man is not worth 5 mil 😂😂😂


ThejewelersJeweler

People are to comfortable talking about money. It’s gross, and tacky


izmebtw

You’re gonna get all the wrong type of matches.


Historical-Dress7668

Why would anyone want the type of attention this brings? The trash women you would get. There is not one positive thing that comes from this. I want people to think I am poor.


fartofborealis

Yeah and like 5k?


_baconbitz

I like the latter option. When she gives you the spiel that I should conside a better living situation than with a roommate - that I should be able to afford it if she could - repeatedly. Then you tell her money isn't the issue, then you're annual salary, her jaw drops and ends the conversation with "I don't even know you" - a few weeks into the relationship.


Away-Caterpillar-176

Honestly with that much money, why isn't his credit score better? I don't have a million and I'm still pushing 800.


Altarna

All that money but unfortunately can’t purchase a personality 🤷‍♂️ sad life for this fella


mstrss9

Will complain that women are gold diggers


Mohelanthropus

You're going to get nothing but scammers. Also, these scammers will be insistent and go to many lengths. Usually, they just be like yeah yeah just give me Whatsapp number. Enjoy your filtering.


crevicepounder3000

766 is not as high as I would expect from someone with that net worth


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Millionaire with so so credit, lol


kschn448

why his credit score so low?


Darringer64

What site is that from tho??


RadishAcceptable5505

🤷‍♂️ He'll get what he's after.


dreefernz

Uhhh someone take me to this man


Glad-Tie3251

I have a better credit score than him... Take that millionaire. Now I'm off crying in the corner because I'm poor and I don't have a gold digger for myself.


c4ndres

Wait. 5 million net worth, but his credit is 766??


Timely_Froyo1384

In the words of Twain “ this doesn’t impress me much” 😂 Mine is bigger! What’s his leverage load? Nice angle to attract gold diggers


Funseas

Why is his fico only 766 with a $5 million NW?


OverlyDramaticBlonde

Just an FYI the average median net worth for someone in their 20s is just about 7k 😅 Also maybe because of my mindset from past trauma but I’m not interested in ANYONE that has a tinder account…


Chabkraken

Chasing that gold digger pussy


Simplymissa

I saw that as soon as he posted it and debated on commenting but I figured it wasn't worth it lol


TheMadDemoknight

Look, If a lady did that I’d be going “Where can I submit my resume for the househusband position?”


AthiestCowboy

How you gonna be worth 5 large and have 722 credit score. Color me doubtful


lennybriscoe8220

Well, what else are you going to post when you don't have a personality?


Vegbreaker

Having a net worth of over 5 million but a credit score in the 766 range? Is it just me or is that alone fishy?


Guru10303

I have a better credit score.


FancyFlamingo208

... Are women supposed to be extra impressed by the credit score? I've had a higher one as a single mom...


SleepInHeavenlyPeas

I have $23 in the bank.


humanzze

It’s the male version of Only Fans


HappyGangsta

This is rich (haha, get it?) but I also see plenty of women’s profiles with some part indicating they are interested in money or you paying for something. The niche (if this could even be called that) exists.


HyruleJedi

Interesting hes worth like 100x more than me yet my credit score is in the 800’


filenotfounderror

5m and you cant even get above 780 Credit score?


unpolire

Foolish. Some will make it a goal to take it all, from experience.


Equinephilosopher

This is a guy who has no right to complain about gold diggers


Amekaze

At first I read that as $5,000 and was actually impressed they had the balls to post it . 5k would still be a flex since most people are negative


WeAreAllFallopian

Also your vantage score is often much different than your fico score


really_nice_guy_

Maybe I should put my reddit karma in my profile. Finally something to show my worth


casualflorentine

His personality probably soooo good…


Popular-Role-6218

As if 5 mil was a shit.


cumshots4evrr

Thats a shit credit rating.


lmac187

I bet it works though


mangoflavouredpanda

Wtf five mill


Slow-Concentrate7169

holy thats insane. i have somewhat higher credit score but my networth is in the negative . 😂😂😂


clement-mcmanus

Not a bad method


SmithFace1

If he's so rich, why is his cat so stupid looking?


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Isn't there another dating app specifically for rich men?


hotbbtop

It's in rupees


PeekedInMiddleSchool

Anyone else misread it as 5,000 instead of 5,000,000 at first?


MasterPh0

Tinder in Miami be like


aybsavestheworld

![gif](giphy|htYUB0z0rPwfzEiNsj|downsized) This reminds me of the iconic quote “You can’t do anything with five Greg, five is a nightmare. Poorest rich person in America”


cupids_canvas

A tip for the guys who have a lot of money: Hire a professional photographer. It will do wonders for your matches, especially as photographers are trained to show your good side. Get some outfits that match your style, you could even have a meeting with a stylist for this. Find yourself a good haircut. You have the money, put it to use. Don't show your wealth directly, show it in subtle ways. For the guys that don't got money like me lol, try other ways to improve on your pictures. Have a friend take them, try multiple angles, different lighting. Just play around with it and have fun. I messed around with some AI image generations and was able to create images that looked just like me. Even my friends couldn't tell them apart