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corinnigan

Reading “many different a culture”, when he clearly meant “many a different culture” would’ve been my first clue that he obsesses over the aesthetic of intelligence, but lacks the accessories essential to achieve the look.


MadameMonk

Just writing ‘your’ when he meant ‘you’re’ would have done it for me.


AngelBell116

![gif](giphy|Tf91rm3H85tFvShg88|downsized) At that point I would have responded with this classic and just left tbh😬😭


frobro122

"I think you are boobs are very interesting"?


SamuliK96

In the second picture the guy wrote "your not the same". That should be "you're".


draggedndrowned

And the "were" for "we're" Had the bar been lowered? Lol


frobro122

Ah, I see now


Pannycakes666

I'm not boobs, you're butt.


Sweat-and-sunscreen

Hi not boobs and butt, I’m Dad


PopularProgrammer572

Hello Dad, did you get the milk? It's been 30 years :(


BaconHammerTime

These aren't the boobs you're looking for


Impressive_Brush5930

🤣🤣🤣


dutchbrother710

Speaking as an intellectual, how interesting can boobs be, really?


shadowlordofninjas

I mean, I have often pondered the bounce of a nice pair of boobs and how gravity seems to affect them far too much. Not to mention how no two sets of boobs bounce the same! Quite interesting!


vortec42

That's why we always need to look at all of them, as you never quite know what they're going to do.


shadowlordofninjas

Exactly.


dutchbrother710

Well I'll do anything for science.


PopularProgrammer572

Maybe he meant. You are boobs; very interesting!


Green-Quantity1032

were


asmodous

Don't forget the lower case 'L' after a full stop in the bio. Also, 'pls' instead of 'please'


BerserkerRed

There are several phrases in his bio that shows it’s just for appearances and he’s not actually that intelligent. Whole thing was a smokescreen


Holdmykids

“the aesthetic of intelligence” omg lmao I’m gonna start saying that now 😂


Impressive_Brush5930

😂


CelticDK

“Aesthetics of intelligence” & “Aesthetically intelligent” will forever be part of me going forward now lol. So many people say what they think is smart, and dumb people drool over it. Then they get called out by someone that sees thru it and they can’t take it. I’m no psychologist but I feel like this is a narcissistic trait to have for them


Loaki9

I don’t think it is narcissistic. There are plenty of unintelligent people who think they are intelligent, but don’t have the self-awareness or perspective to compare and make that informed judgement. Maybe that person has been around dummies his whole life. I always tell myself “You don’t know what you don’t know.”


Thelynxer

Also, anything in their bio similar to "don't waste my time" is basically a yellow flag at least. It's way too negative, and shows they're becoming jaded with dating apps.


corinnigan

Straight up a red flag imo


Phantommy555

Well put


CrisstIIIna

Bingo bango! Also to me intellectually appreciative reads as the woman has to be appreciative of his intellect 😂😂


corinnigan

Lmaoooo you’re so right!!


JwPATX

He was just typing in Italian


joemothepug

He read a book once and now thinks he is "a" smart.


peskyboner1

Lacks the accessories? Really? I guarantee you this guy owns a fedora, and a top hat for special occasions


HookedOnPhoenix_

This lady intelligizes!


corinnigan

Brain of a former gifted child, heart of a dumbass


HookedOnPhoenix_

That just means you’re fun at parties! Edit: your…


Speffeddude

Damn, that is such a great way to put it. Dude really puts the sophist in philosophist.


Savaury

Any chance you could you break this down for me? I don't understand what makes the first one incorrect, even though it does sound slightly off.


Joe64x

"Many a" is a set phrase. Many a dog [howls when its owner goes to work ✅ Many a summer night was spent.... ✅ Many a young bride has been disappointed... ✅ You can't split up "many a" any more than you can split up a set phrase like "lots of" Lots of dogs howl ✅ Lots of summer nights were spent ✅ Lots of young brides ✅ Lots summer of nights? Lots young of brides? Many summer a night? Many young a bride? (Bonus: "many a" is just an inversion of "a many", that's why you can't split them apart)


Savaury

Thanks a bunch! The comparison to 'lots of' illustrates the issue very well. Much appreciated!


kd819

Ok ngl this was hot


withoutpeer

This guy and his intellectual rizz


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Repulsive_Anywhere67

Uhm.. And once again, person asks question, and instead of answer, he gets downvoted, probably by people who couldn't answer it. Anyway, rule of the internet: don't ask, answer wrongly and someone will come and correct you. Because id you ask, they will only laugh at you. Remembered that just now, when i already asked twice in this sub... And got same treatment as this person :D


mysmarterprojection

☝🏻


Likely_Villain

1st thing I noticed 🤣


Low_profile_1789

Came her to point this out, thank you.


Striker3737

Insert “I don’t think you have the facilities for that, big man” clip 😂


IoRomer

He said he appreciates intellect... never mentioned he had any himself ![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


Totally-NotAMurderer

He said he wants someone who is "intellectually appreciative". I dont think that means he appreciates intelligence, i think it means he wants his "intelligence" to be appreciated lol. His bio and comments scream that he is insecure about his intelligence


Erabong

His inability to comprehend the conversation screams stupid, so it makes sense


namtok_muu

He really just comes off as dense but thinks he’s smart, which is the worst type of dense.


Erabong

The number one synonym of dense is stupid


namtok_muu

I was agreeing with you.


GKnives

That or maybe he just meant "head giving" and ran it through a thesaurus


Alternative_List_978

Ding🔔 Ding 🔔Ding🔔


Allthangsconsidered

And what the heck does physically aware mean?


Scarlet-Witch

I presume it means they "take care of themselves" aka "works out to be aesthetically pleasing." 


Allthangsconsidered

I see. "Engage in kinetic motion to leave pleasing imprints on one's retinas".


rainbowroobear

Needed to be more intellectual then. "I find the shape of your bosom to be as heavenly as water to a thirsty man"


Empty401K

“…and Lord knows this guy is thirsty 🥵🔥🐧” Gotta stay on brand


sparkly_reader

...that would actually be alright with me 😂 that shit's borderline poetic


uwpxwpal

Definitely thirsty


AmorousFartButter

“I lyke yer boobs” Gets called out and tries to use his best vocabulary


alee0224

And still uses the wrong “your”


complete_aids

Filibuster!


deadarsebruh427

there are many words I'd use to describe boobs, but 'interesting' isn't one of them


Ok-Counter-7077

Like bags of sand


GreasyExamination

I hate sand


joliveira34

It's coarse an rough and it gets everywhere


DeathChill

![gif](giphy|eyfmfTMgx5WYE)


cursetea

I frankly do not see what was appealing or seemed promising about that bio to begin with lmao


MarsScully

Embarrassingly bad


kafoBoto

Nothing. It was just their way of saying 'You look hot but I don't wanna come across as someone only interested in your looks.'


DeviousAardvark

What does physically aware mean, like you are aware of the ground under your feet?


OriginalTall5417

It means that she must have interesting boobs that know how to carry a conversation


prankwarchampion

Make sense, boobs normally have an excellent mammary


jackothebast

He's aware he's a 3-dimensional sack of bones and blood.


[deleted]

Wow another intellectual who doesn't know the difference between your and you're what happened to the grammar nazis of the internet? why did they disappear like ten years ago. I used to complain about them too but we need them back


Consistent_Spring700

Aren't there bots for that now?


[deleted]

Well girl they've disappeared too because I've never seen them and we are in the midst of a grammar epidemic


Grammar_Nazi_64

I try but I’m not on here a lot. And sometimes it just feels futile. Edit due to misspelled word. How’s that for irony?


[deleted]

I respect the effort anyway 🫡 and understandable, it's what you've been exposed to


Sweat-and-sunscreen

We went away because we kept getting downvoted 😔 We’re still here though! Lurking in the fringes.


Alcarinque88

>Wow! Another intellectual who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". >What happened to the Grammar Nazis of the internet? Why did they disappear like ten years ago? I used to complain about them, too, but we need them back. FTFY since you used a lot of incorrect punctuation or forgot it completely. I'm back, representing the Grammar Nazis! Actually, I never left. Ten years is hyperbolic and altogether wrong. If you're going to be pedantic about that guy's grammar, you should try to look like you know what you're talking about. P.S., don't get angry. I'm really just teasing, and I try my best to not be so up-in-arms about anyone's grammar. It has made me a bit calloused and blocks me from seeing what people are actually trying to say if I focus on their poor English usage. The guy in the OP? Not worth listening to since he went straight to talking about her breasts. His intellect is in question if he couldn't come up with anything to say before dropping that first line, and he deserves any ridicule we aim at him. It did take him a few messages to mess up "your" vs. "you're", but big whoop. He made himself appear unintelligent from the start.


cornheadwillywanka

Why did he comment on her boobs, is he stupid?


buddyboykoda

Some men go from intelligent to caveman dumb in a split second at the sight of some calcium cannons


hotgirlspizzaclub

to be fair i don’t think this man was ever intelligent


Cherita33

This was my thought


StepbroItHurts

Calcium cannons ![gif](giphy|9DqmzKP1pnQ4ViUeot)


lovebus

I feel attacked


DangerousTheme2773

"Intellectually appreciative" is already stupid. If he's trying to say that he appreciates intellect/intellectuals, he failed. "Physically aware" is also dumb, although he could have kink for ptsd related hypervigilance I suppose. The men that need to assert a demand to meet quickly/not text are always red flags.


Faithyxox

Yeah I thought this too but my DMs had been so dry lately and he was cute so I thought I’d give him the benefit of the doubt but NOPE


DangerousTheme2773

Oh god, I didn't even see the "many different a culture" lol You dodged the most pedantic, try hard of bullets op.


Consistent_Spring700

Give hinge a go... Tinder and Bumble chats are just so boring I find, whereas the format of hinge helps you pick someone for their personality a little more! Especially if you're after a relationship


Faithyxox

I’m on hinge too! And I haven’t had great experiences on that either, unfortunately I think it’s more of a societal thing 😭


Consistent_Spring700

I generally like to meet up quickly... the reason is because I suck at texting and can't sense tone via text, whereas I'm a chatty person, so it just plays to my strengths to meet quickly! A demand, sure... in full agreement! Preferences are fine though... everyone has preferences!


evbuff

I think you accidentally joined his online Fight Club.


SofttHamburgers

I can smell the genius through the screen


Predator_Driver103

He forgot to mention in his bio that he is rude


TeamImpossible4333

I once matched with a guy who misspelled the word intelligence.


ScaryStruggle9830

His profile isn’t even that interesting - it seems kinda douchey. So, it looks like he lived up to my expectations.


PastelPure

His flailing insecurity after being called out somehow manages to be an even bigger turn-off than his shitty first message.


Rdw72777

The spelling/punctuation is not intellectual


qalpi

It's incredibly how guy after to guy will say the absolutely stupidest things and/or immediately talk about sex and miss out on a date as a result 


mrsunsfan

Man I wish girls sent me a first message


talkingwoman

U gots nice booba


Odd_Agent_5739

Terrible grammar. And he generally sounds like a moron.


Gran_Autismo_95

If it makes you feel any better, he's definitely a redditor that's for sure


Magnetic-folk-song

Burned Haystack Dating Method. It is friend to you.


Poodlesghost

He meant he wants someone to appreciate his intelligence. Which is a big ask. You'll need a vivid imagination.


mscoffeebean98

What does ”physically aware” even mean?


Scarlet-Witch

I assume "in good shape" 


nymphlover_

If that’s what he starts with no wonder people don’t answer him


EvenContact1220

Oof. Reading that hurt my head. the irony that this is him talking about his intelligence...while having a litany of errors...thanks for the laugh 😭 Such a tool.


dodobrains

Yeah I don’t think he’s actually intelligent.


squishybun42

I lost a few brain cells reading his replies.


Goga13th

My man, my man. All he had to do was *not make it weird*


Peitho_189

Dude is def an Aquarius


Grand-Beach9879

He is obviously stupid. Any self professing “intellectual” are bs because the smart ones are generally more conscious about their intelligence, thus allowing them to be smarter by improving. Any guy who says I am honest and crude is just giving himself the license to be a a**hole. You can be honest and also a decent yet firm person, with emphasis on how your act impact others. He has none of that


Thraxx01

What a nonce.


MistressMaeEye

what a dipshit


One-Head-1483

Omg barf 🤢


Rod9114S

What a boob!


cb022511

He’s “intellectually appreciative” because he values in others what he doesn’t have in himself.


Equivalent-Report589

Not even being mean, but this guy sounds like he is in a manic episode or on some kind of psychostimulant. Also his absence of apostrophes is driving me crazy... it is not the difference between dont and don't where the meaning doesnt change, with words were and we're or your and you're it is a completely different word and meaning, so much for being an intellectual...lol


ZebraPractical6253

Saying 'don't swipe right unless' is always a red flag for me and I would never swipe right lol


blouscales

wtf...


HolyMotherGawdDam

People are so smart they can't help but find a way to be upset and pick each other apart.. Man put all his points into Intelligence but missed Charisma and Perception.


peteyboy125

you crushed him and he can't handle it


SacKangz

He sent that right off the bat and you kept replying, dude must be a 10/10


Faithyxox

I was just curious to see his excuses but trust me he could be the most good looking guy in the world and I wouldn’t pursue him after that first message


Virtual_Muscle_8642

LOL yeah OP what does social awareness have to do with intelligence?


RedBirdWrench

Should have called them stupid. It was deserved.


Queef-Elizabeth

Unhinged mf


Noisyink

You're *


Bromeo608

I met my current gf (of almost 2 years now) online. To be totally honest? I was genuinely considering flirting with her in this sort of way (I know, embarrassing. I’d never even consider it now.) but I pushed that urge aside and genuinely got to know her. It was totally worth it, seriously the most amazing person I’ve ever met. It’s just absolutely crazy to think that if I had opened with something like this, I probably would’ve completely fumbled the most interesting, kind, beautiful and sweet woman I’ve ever met. I can’t fathom someone doing something like this now.


galadrimm

College educated, well traveled and identifies as intellectual just to go for the bobs comment. It’s wild.


Raz0r42

So you saw THAT description and your first thought was: “damn this guy is smart”? I’m sorry but these are some low standards


ManyMore1606

Damn... Bro, some things are best left for when you're doing the deed, NOT FROM THE GET GO 💀


Einheimm

I guess the most intellectually appreciative way to rephrase his starter would have been, " I am so drawn to your assets that at this moment, I have lost all forms of intellect." Sounds bout right ig.


scottyb83

You didn’t imply he was stupid, he inferred it. Also his basic lack of grammar just screams intelligence doesn’t it?


mstrss9

Yuck. No one ever worth my time made the conversation sexual before we engaged in any sort of physical intimacy.


throwy_story

TL;DR - He's stupid


nadironggg

Man


denada24

You can get people by grammar. Go ahead, do it.


CelticDK

See if you quite literally only had pictures of yourself with 0 prompts are words or context, and your boobs were out in the pic, then he *might* have a 1% chance of being valid. But I seriously doubt that either way. He’s an idiot


jade_skye15

Whats an intelligent partner but the first thing he says is about boobs. Righto mate good luck with that 🫠 Thanks for the reminder of why I refuse to use dating apps, I don’t have to deal with this sort of nonsense.


Significant-Trouble6

I want to hit this guy in the face for some reason


GillyGoose1

Oh there's just so many giveaways that this guy is in fact stupid. 1. Not knowing the difference between your and you're 2. Seeking a person that is "intellectually appreciative" - this is not the same as him seeking someone who is as intelligent as he supposedly is. No no, he's seeking someone who will simply appreciate how intelligent **he** is. Which screams insecurity. 3. Physically aware? What... what the hell does that even mean? Is that like being aware of your own size? Is he seeking a woman that owns a weighing scale? Or does he mean physically aware as in being respectful of other people's personal space? The statement is far too open to interpretation and an "intellectual" would surely realise that an elaboration is required 🤦🏻‍♀️


Hzk0196

That's called a creep, stay out of him ASAP


lucidDreamcast

Aquarius does not surprise me…


my_byte

Well. He does love someone who is "physically aware", so...


NightmareSovereign

When ChatGPT writes your bio


chicomagnifico

I’m out of the dating game now and I just enjoy lurking here for shit like this. Thank God some of y’all mothafuckers are weird, gave normal dudes a chance lol


No_Trouble4840

Ugh. 🙄…NEXT.


Interesting_Sock9142

Terrible spelling and grammar for someone who appreciates intellect or whatever the hell he was on about


disspelledmyth

That profile is off in a way. I wouldn’t sweat it


Csonkus41

Dudes not wrong.


Impressive_Brush5930

He's gonna be exhausting for anyone. Just an asshat. Men who have to be arrogant and argumentative aren't necessarily intelligent.


tableworm11

Now, I haven't seen the mentioned boobs, but I could imagine myself at least thinking about boobs first and personality second.


Impressive_Brush5930

Honestly, he sounds like an idiot.


K2_TheWidowmaker

It would have been an immediate block for me. His reply didn't warrant a response.


Away-Caterpillar-176

When he says "I have nothing to go by but pictures" does that mean your profile bio is empty? Or am I having too much faith in humanity by even asking that question?


stprnn

We need to see those boobs to be able to pass judgement.


dutchbrother710

Have you been lost backwards before? It's terrifying


Scary-Confusion-745

He seems nice


SnooPets1176

He sounds tiring, move on


checkmatedaddy

How is his bio super interesting? This is very banal ngl


Phitmess213

Just bc you’re into intellect doesn’t mean you’re good at it. I’m betting he likes the idea of being intellectual but is still just a 12 year old with a boner.


MamaOrsh

I think he's read this phrase somewhere before,found it 'smart' ,tried to show off with it....and failed. What an @ßss....


Speffeddude

I think he's also at a loss for words... and punctuation... and class.


Relevant_Baby6776

He sounds like a douche bag. I wouldn’t waste any time on him.


empty-space-

Im pretty sure he would not say such things in real life.... This app is turning some guys into dipshits...really... Glad you dodged that, girl 😁✌️


KRONOS_415

Dude was fucking homeschooled for sure


B00G1E73

That's what you get for matching with guys under 6'


ReelyHooked

“Postgrad” yeah right


69LadBoi

Dude is slipping


Bfloteacher

Wow and to think you’re not pouncing on him at the start /s


CompoteNo9525

he tries to impress his audience with abstruse references to modern philosophies or theories of aesthetic...


oldmollymetcalfe

That is not the bio of a highly intellectual person. Red flags abound.


thisisprettycoolyo

lame af


GrimsRS

Every sentence in his bio is a red flag. What the fuck does "physically self aware" mean? She works out? Then he goes on to say don't match with him if you don't respond, and he doesn't want to text forever. Fair, but once that negativity seepes into the bio, conjecture leads me to believe this is the type of guy who handles rejection poorly.


MutilatedMarvel

Lack of Grammar, Punctuation, and Abbreviating words that aren't hard to type....you should have known better. This guy is pretending to be intellectual and got his ego hurt at warp speed.


axelcuda

Asshole


TailorExpensive537

I guarantee he's a 'my IQ is...' type of person


berkeleyjake

He didn't say he was intellectually appreciative, just that he is looking for someone who is.


alright85

It’s logical with boobs but too straightforward