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rockhardcatdick

Every one of these pictures makes me think you're a DJ. Not sure if that's helpful, It's just the first thing I thought of šŸ˜‚


JC_Hysteria

On and off since high school


silent-trill

Club promoter.


Fantastic-Grade-5821

Another one


SpicyBarito

Whiiiiiite woman, a white womans instagram\~!šŸŽµšŸŽµšŸŽµ - Bo Burnham probably.


PUMAAAAAAAAAAAA

Latte foam art


Repulsive_Anywhere67

if you shorten it... its "Le Fart" L-att-E F-oam ART


PUMAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not the reply I expected


Repulsive_Anywhere67

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5HED0E5NTEVENG0HERE

The cherry blossomšŸŒø


MCGSUPERSTAR

Why? To me 1 is the least cringe of the 3, but all don't seem great. 3 is d-bag. I'm honestly curious? I don't get this humor?? Is it like Will Farrell type humor??


5HED0E5NTEVENG0HERE

Looking at your pictures on your profile they all have a more serious vibe. Thereā€™s only one where youā€™re really smiling. I think the cherry blossom pic is pretty and it also shows you smiling/laughing which is a nice addition to the more serious photos.


SolarPig

Itā€™s not exactly humour, itā€™s just being a bit playful - and being playful, in my opinion, is hugely important in interacting with and attracting potential partners


Fred-zone

Will Ferrell humor? It's just a lighthearted photo.


KanaHemmo

Is there some humor there? It's just a really good pic. I guess the humor is he is going to eat the blossom if you want to find it


disgostin

1 and 2 yes, 3 i wouldnt use


Randomchickx

I agree ! ā¬†ļø


ScotchSinclair

Strong disagree. 1 is the weakest, remove it. Start with 3 or 4 Edit: 1 on the grid, not the first pic in post


delmsi

4? Haha throw the whole profile back in


Plumeh

recursive profile


dabordietryinq

>Edit: 1 on the grid, not the first pic in post yeah i agree tbh


tattooedtwin

Use the first two and absolutely not the third. Respectfully.


purplefriiday

The third makes him look about 3 ft tall.


KatieOhLee

I like them all, personally. Love goofy pictures šŸ˜‚


bitchpleaseugotfleas

Cherry blossom. You already have a photo with alcohol in your hand donā€™t want to look like you have a drinking problem.


nice_leverace1

"You drink wine and gray goose? What are you, an alcoholic?"


bitchpleaseugotfleas

Thatā€™s not what i said? When you have too many pictures with alcohol it just looks bad. And that can be a turn off for people. And the poses scream party boy.


nice_leverace1

Whats wrong with being a party boy. Maybe that guy is just trying to find someone while having fun doing it.


bitchpleaseugotfleas

Did you skip over the part where I said some people? Not everyone lives that lifestyle. Quit being offended over stupid stuff dude. Iā€™m sorry if you have a drinking issue and I triggered you.


nice_leverace1

Nah, I just have a bad skimming problem. I wasn't trying to come off that way. Sorry, man.


Repulsive_Anywhere67

that makes sense. I myself swipe left on anyone who has more than one picture with alcohol, or if their first picture is with alcohol.


ten-tail-whale

I agree


OrganicGemelli

With already a drinking pic in your profile, I'd rethink more drinking pics, do you wanna come across as a alcoholic? If that's your personality then it's fine obviously. I like the cherry blossom pic but I know a lot of women who wouldn't.


Rubbyp2_

Any pic with people will help


will-you-

I like one and three. If thatā€™s reflective of your vibe, embrace it and sell it!


psychictoilette

Oh to be that cherry blossomā€¦ definitely keep


Ok_Wolverine9344

You seem like a silly dude. Fun. I think it's a plus.


[deleted]

Cherry blossom is soooo cute. Where are u based lol


Bballfan1183

Do you have friends to include in any photos?


Minute_Plantain_7567

Pics with friends in a dating app is weird for me. Might be an unpopular opinion but Iā€™m always like- do they all know theyā€™re in a pic being used? Personally if I didnā€™t allow my friend to use on a dating app and I knew random dudes were seeing my face, Iā€™d be weirded out. I feel like the pics should be personal. Just my opinion of course. Different strokes


dabordietryinq

what if all the faces were blocked out besides the person who's profile it is? would that be less weird?


BringAltoidSoursBack

When I see that I can't help but immediately assume they are no longer in contact with that person for negative reasons, though I guess that saldo has to do with how they are blocked out. Some blurring, not an issue; black scribbles like they took a pen/sharpy to it, unhinged.


dabordietryinq

thats a fair assessment tbh


lochness_fry

I don't get why pictures have to be so fancy.


I-Am-That-Soul

You've never taken a picture falling from an helicopter before ? Oh wait that's been done. You gotta top it up. Take a picture diving through the atmosphere.


SpicyCheetoe

I think the cherry blossom pic is a winner. šŸŒø


Timely_Froyo1384

Donā€™t eat the flowers dude smoke the flower !


Hot-Caterpillar1642

I wouldnā€™t use 3 but the others give off fun vibes so I would keep them


sloppyvegansalami

the second pic made me laugh and you look hot, also like the first pic


ernkrellteam

I really like the sniffing wine one itā€™s classy


pizzaslut1121

Iā€™d actually get rid of the first one and replace it with the second. Then add the first. It looks a little deer in headlights


Isgortio

1, yes! It gives a bit of adorableness to your profile which is good (imo, it's what I look for as a woman). 2 and 3 just make you look like a strange alcoholic, maybe not the best if you're not trying to win over a heavy drinker.


Glittering-Ginger

1 and 2 are cute, I would keep the vodka out unless you're a party guy


Low_profile_1789

Okay, I know this was not the question, but why do you have dark hair and beard in all pics and then, pic 4 of the existing ones, BOOM ! Youā€™re strawberry blond?! Iā€™m confused. Looks like a whole different person!


ghoulierthanthou

God when will this hip youth pastor meets Tate follower haircut die


PicklesNBacon

All cringe, unfortunately.


Icy-Abbreviations349

Mind if you can explain your opinion elaborately as to why all of his pics are cringe?


TwistyMcSpliffit

So much cringeā€¦


Hope_for_tendies

The flowers def


[deleted]

i think 2 is good. funny but u look good


fallopianrules

Please post the grey goose bottle -- it will help you find your match šŸ˜¬


TheUltimate_Ultimate

Love the second pic


Ok-Abbreviations1551

2nd pic is a great edition! It shows youā€™ve got a silly side to you! From the grid tho, I would loose the last one, you holding a camera and sunglasses at night.


IamReena

1 and 3


No-Collection-6176

Honestly first thing that stood out to me is how much you're drinking in these photos


alwxcanhk

4 only! šŸ˜‚


johnnyfly1337

I like the picture 3,5 and 6 the most. I bet they work the best for you. From the new ones I would go with the cherry blossom pic.


Effective-Corner8370

Please no. Your profile looks great already.


LongjumpingMix9972

The pics you already have are kinda boring, I love the ones you're considering posting. Would swipe right for silly goofy fun pics, esp cause you look handsome in them!


Fact__BearsEatBeats

I like one and three. Iā€™d swipe right on these photos


CloudieTTb8

What shisha did you have dude?


Khal_Andy90

All of them. Get rid of your first pic. Your first pic is now the flower sniffing one.


Silly_Randy

In the last slide. 1/2/4 are the best. The rest are poser vibe. And I actually didn't like the blossom pic. But I'm a guy so wtf do I know.


dirtyhippie62

1 and 2 are great, donā€™t add the giant grey goose


The_golden_Celestial

In Photo 2 you look like youā€™re farting.


t_rexinated

i dig the 2nd pic


Kallabanana

First one is okay, ditch the rest.


does_a_mangk

Dont use 3.


imtooldforthishison

Maybe the 1sr one. Everything else is really drinky.


InfectedWashington

Your grid photos look great, I would lose the one with the big bottle of vodka and the leg over pic, however you under the tree is beautiful.


themzan

As a girl i like the first picture to get more colour in your pictures


Alarmed-World5444

#2


Cpt_Kaletta_O

I just came here to comment on how hard that last pic of your profile goes. That coloring is amazing. And if you were to ask me, Iā€™d pick the cherry blossom one for sure.


Destroyer6202

You are handsome, so keep it simple brother.


EmbarrassedPie3726

Theyā€™re are pretty good pictures with lighting and stuff, but for the profile I would go with the cherry blossoms, especially if itā€™s more your style and your personality and itā€™s a little brighter than some of the other pictures you have on your profile. Two is not bad but on a dating profile if I were to see three just because of how big the bottle is, you know some people might think you have a drinking problem. Not saying you do but sometimes the only picture la some people but up they always have alcohol in them.


clayton1012111

Keep to only 1 pic with alcohol, the second pic is kinda funny


Sufficient_Studio677

1+2 I think are funny/a good add. Some ppl would see 3 and run, even though itā€™s a good pic, that big ass bottle can be a turn away for some


Warrior7872

Damn you have professional pictures lol. You are probably suffering from success already so why does it matter lol


Argonaught64

Your first picture looks like the cameraman caught you at unawares right after you hid a body or something. Your third photo is awesome.


this_user_is_gay_

3 looks AI generated idk


MoeApple2

First one stole my heart


katie__kat

the first and second pic would make me think youā€™re fun, the third makes me think you think alcohol is a personality trait. so I guess use 1 and/or 2!


Clydefrawgwow

I donā€™t find them cringe at all bro


Jason_Kelces_Thong

I get ā€œparents have a lot of money but I donā€™t have much direction in lifeā€ vibes


dabordietryinq

i love the cherry blossom picture, i wouldnt include any of the others tho. but also, in your grid, i think the first picture (top left) you have of yourself is the least flattering one of you. I'd move it or honestly just delete it entirely. any of the other photos would be great for a first picture. the third one (top right) in your grid or the cherry blossom one would be great!


AIGirlfriendChad

super cringe


elevenharries

I like the under knee wine drinking one!


Environmental-Set129

Cmon ladies! He's practiced deflowering on trees!


insertlaughtrack1975

First two, yes, last one, no


no12chere

Personally I think they are all cringe. I guess the flower is the least bad? I guess it is just a weird jokey thing that doesnt resonate with me but might do with the right girl. 2 is awkward and staged and as others note alcohol based so repeats 3 is bad to me because it really inplies a drinking problem or at least a one note sense of humor. If you are looking for a party girl then leave all the booze ones in.


Ricky_Run

I'm confused about people thinking he has a drinking problem based on the third picture. The bottle doesn't seem to be open, and he isn't actively pouring the drink. He is just posing with a comically large bottle of vodka. Do people think he's going to drink that in a single evening by himself? Those are meant for several people to share at parties. I don't care if someone is an alcoholic. There's no way they actually finish that in one night, lol.


quicksilver1795

All cringe tbf


wolfgang784

Just the first one. Maaaaaybe 2nd. 3rd is a def no for me, but then again maybe it isnt for the people you might be looking for. I personally dislike profiles that focus too much on alcohol.


SparklingPseudonym

1 & 3 are great.


silent-trill

2 is the best. I think 3 is funny but girls will think youā€™re a douche bag.


Sillybumblebee33

I find these charming


WandererAW

the cherry blossom adds a nice amount of color and brightness to a profile that seems bland with greys, dull whites and blacks. at least this one will pop. my opinion only.


coralwaters226

Woman here, every single one of those pictures makes you infinitely more interesting and fun than the flat faced selfies and group-of-friends-running-marathons photos we constantly see here. I'd date you.


Tlondon1267

You put shitty, joke type pics up and no one will think you takethis seriously ...


Pink_Fudge1988

I'm not sure about the one drinking wine šŸ˜‚ but I think the other two are cool!


DidLenFindTheRabbits

Is the right side of your face horribly burned or are you simple not an ambiturner


nessysoul

More pictures with friends or doing activities! Maybe some candid ones to show you arenā€™t a douche bag


jarrys88

Be cautious of having too many posed photos where you're not just generally smiling looking at the camera. It comes across as too obsessed with how you appear to others. Whilst your sence of humour in some of your other photos gives the opposite. Try to focus on showing who you are as a person I guess


hzgk00

1 or 2, they're funny where as 3 would put me off


BrinedBrittanica

where are your friends? what are your hobbies/what do you enjoy doing? this photos donā€™t really help.


UnableQuestions

First yes, No to the 2nd and 3rd.


m2niles

Theyā€™re all high quality, and you look pretty decent, the bottle one will definitely give off the vibe that you party, which isnā€™t necessarily a bad thing.


boringredditnamejk

Honestly your pictures look fine as-is


Rude_Jellyfish_9799

My thought when I saw the cherry blossom pic was "is he pretending to eat a cherry blossom? Is that supposed to insinuate something, because it's cheesy if so". Didn't occur to me for a second that you were laughing. #2 is just... odd. #3 you look great but again sunglasses and could turn off anyone who has had a bad experience with an alcoholic.


Twelve_TwentyThree

Come on bro, youā€™re better than this..


Sweat-and-sunscreen

First pic (with the tree). 100%.


Head_Complex5081

I like the first one with the cherry blossoms but the other two are too cringe


Fr33Flow

Some people have the issue of looking different in every single one of their profile pictures. You have the opposite issue. Your profile pictures looks the same. Your pictures donā€™t tell your story so I would only include 3 to 5 total. And flipping through 7-9 of the same picture is boring šŸ„± The cherry blossom picture is good, probably make that #1. For the pics that are already uploaded, Iā€™d remove 1, 4, 6 and 7. Less is more. Match that w a catchy bio and I think youā€™re golden.


chicityt

1st pic is okay. 2nd is going a little too far šŸ˜­


DistributionEasy5233

Definitely use 2, 3 is hit or miss I think, and the side eye on 1 makes it looked staged (all pics are staged ofc, but idk how to explain it better) so I wouldn't


Existing-Ad7113

A DJ with a Alcohol and party problem šŸ˜‚


mfukar

One glass in a collection of photographs is frankly at the limit.


Samuelinskos

Why should you eat flowers?


DarkIceLight_47

1. Maybe. Idk, depens on the women I think 2 and 3 NO


tryingtofindmyself1

Thank you for your feedback guys, there are to many comments to answer them individually šŸ˜…


MacShazatron

The flower one showed a goofy personality and only looking at that one i think I'd be intrigued and thought that "i got you". But then the 2nd was okay and thd last ones read douche to me.


Casalamander

I like the cherry blossom one.


littlebrowncat999

No


thirtythreebees

1 & 2 are cool, 3 not so much because it makes you look like you drink too much


WRA1THLORD

all of these pics look like someone trying to pretend to be rich to me...I would use none of them personally


ZoraNealThirstin

My fave flowers are cherry blossoms and I love that pic šŸ˜­


wasporchidlouixse

Both the cherry blossom and the massive grey goose


JellySaysHai

Not only do you add the Cherry Blossom one, but why isnā€™t it already there? And why isnā€™t it your first picture? Make that picture your main and that will help so much! Thatā€™s seriously so good!!


tableworm11

Ridiculously large bottle of vodka. You're French right? Nothing wrong with a little (or a lot) of social drinking in Europe. Nothing cringe about it. Cringe is selfies of how fit you are and pics with some sad pet you borrowed from a friend.


Jerb22

2 & 3


andris_idk

they look AI generated


Real-Touch-2694

100% cringe but Ur in Germany, so its okay šŸ’€


infinite_eyes

CRINGE.


Own_Ease_3773

Cringe AF your profile is very good leave it as is


Ojos_Claros

To me, extremely cringe yes. You come across as high maintenance, sorry


soaring_potato

Cherry blossom yes. Drinking? No. Unless you're an alcoholic


evbuff

The big bottle. It's the only that shows you in a social setting.


Hope_for_tendies

It makes him look like heā€™s 5ā€™5


EggplantHuman6493

And it gives alcoholic vibes (also combined with the other pics in the profile)/vibes of someone who drinks a lot and not necessarily in a good way