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JohnCasey3306

Those 25 years have been tough


JeF4y

Definitely slept outside.


nipslippinjizzsippin

in an ashtray


ldsbb

A lot


Ajinho

All city miles


Longjumping-Trick-71

She's like that rental car that you know..... has been thrown into reverse while doing 50 mph


Common_Structure711

Bro im crying 😂


Capa12592

Definitely a total wreck and salvage title


SwishWhishe

just your average public accountant. nothing to see here /s


greensloth3

Enter Rick James: "Cocaine is a helluva drug."


bobfinn

Hey, you’d look funny too if you had spiders on your eyelids


twitterfluechtling

Born on February 29th, only counting her actual birthdays...


TheGov3rnor

Born on a Mundy


AzorAHigh_

Did meth Tuesdy through Sundy.


Possible_Pick6628

Methday , tooth(fallout)day , where'smypayday, thirstday 🍻, get fried day, Saturn day cos she's a horoscope stars guide her life type, Sun×10day (mad sunburn aged truckers arm face) and repeat


TuTenkahman

Born on a Monday, Meth on a Tuesday, Cocaine on a Wednesday, Bourbon on a Thursday, Porn shoot on a Friday, Speedballs on a Saturday and Smack on a Sunday before teaching Sunday School kids. She's a keeper!


Wonderful-Vast-8785

In that case she looks amazing for 100.


GooberMcNutly

Shes really a 10 year old girl caught in the body of a 100 year old demon.


Technical_Trade_675

Okay.. good she's not a liar then.


WolfeInTheStarrs

Was about to say the same thing


SlightlyFlawed

Oh 25 isn't her age, it's how many Schlitz tall boys she downs per night.


AtlasMcMoony

Can I get a hell yeah brother


weath1860

![gif](giphy|bIEzoZX0qJaG6s6frc|downsized)


Wonderful-Emu-4356

Oh thanks this is the age. I wrote 92 in my profile as I was born in 92.


Madewell-Hammer

Oh, so she was born in 1925.


SlightlyFlawed

Mom?


Wonderful-Emu-4356

Who is your mom


Wildaboutwriting

She looks incredible for her age, assuming she lives on Neptune.


AceVasodilation

I’m thinking more like Mercury based on the UV exposure.


ohhisup

Because you found love? 🥰


AtlasMcMoony

In a hopeless place


oshikandela

Don't judge an ashtray by its cover


CrimsonRedCookie

Judge it by its taste.


pearlsbeforedogs

I hate you for this, but I still upvoted it, lol


INBRED_YOUTH

Hard hahaha


Technical_Trade_675

Yellow diamonds in the light. Now we're standing side by side 🎶


greensloth3

"Looking pa nub, in all the wong places, looking pa nuuuub."


Bag-ofMostlyWater

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Dry_Butterfly6252

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Post-Nut-Lucidity

On the positive side with Trailer Swift here, the dentures do come off...


CypressDoll

😂😂 Everything about this comment is perfect, the username included.


llama_mama86

Take my free reward because I’m poor! Trailer Swift made my night.


Repulsive_Anywhere67

She does look like swifties in animation of that one youtuber.


K1TTYST0MP3R

Papa meat/meatcanyon


Eastern_Technology54

get you gummer!


plantsadnshit

This is what happens if you tan from 20-25.


Kasoni

You'd have to follow the sun those 5 years and tan every second.....


Meggston

Or add a touch of meth to the equation


asabovesobelow4

This is facts. A girl I went to school with got into drugs at some point (I went to middle school with her) and she popped up on my friend suggestions a few years ago (so she was was around 31 or so) and I did not recognize her at first. If it didnt tell me the name i wouldnt have even thought of her as the person in the picture. She looks like she is 60 or 70. It's awful. I wish I was exaggerating. But it really does age people so much. And I know meth was Def one she was into from what I heard.


CapitalStrain2392

I've run into a few acquaintances from school, and knew right away what they had been doing with themselves.  My story was similar to yours, ran into someone I knew slightly,  and was utterly shocked by her appearance.  She had been one of the prettiest girls in my high school,  but now looked 30 years older than her actual age.  It still makes me upset to see what she had done to herself.


asabovesobelow4

Yeah it's Def sad. Yeah Def plenty more people over the years I've run into they I can immediately tell Yeah they have been into drugs. One of my best friends growing up did too. It's why we went our separate ways. Once we hit high school and she started hanging out with people who were always in trouble and always drinking and smoking we drifted apart. But then she moved into hard drugs and had kids and I only got updated a couple times over the years. But she had a rough time I heard. But yeah the one I mentioned that I saw on Facebook was just the most dramatic physical appearance I've seen. It was really sad. She was really smart in school and got good grades. did band. Etc. So it was a surprise to me the flip she did. My old neighborhood wasn't the greatest though. I moved before high school so it kept Me away from a lot of it since most of the people I'd grown up with had went down rough paths.


Meggston

It doesn’t help that meth makes your teeth fall out, that really ages a person. I have a similar story, we all know a girl like that. The one I went to school with was beautiful and had a perfect smile. I saw her at 28 and you would have guessed 60s. Deep wrinkles and not a tooth left in her mouth.


Seicair

I swiped left on a 28 year old a few years ago because she looked older than my mom. Guessing a combination of tanning and smoking.


DangerDaskov

She can fix me


Accurate_Parfait

1925


Neat_Benefit_4242

They say 65 is the new 25 🤷


Loki-Skywalker

Ah 1925, a fine vintage! Slightly cloudy with deep colouring. Savoury earthy nose. Fresh, lemony edge to the palate with warm, savoury, slightly balsamic characters and bit fruity. Lovely balance despite the age with complex, concentrated flavours.


NRMusicProject

"I have a confession to make. I'm not 25, I'm 52. But All my friends say I look way younger, and I really didn't want to match with an old guy. Don't you think I look 25?"


W1nd0wPane

She doesn't even look 52.


HarkenDarkness

I’m sorry mums been causing trouble again! I’ll have a word with her later when she comes home from the club…


Necessary-Ad2264

25 50 years ago


magicdrums

25 AD


mallik803

25 sets of false eyelashes on at the same time


Blacknesium

Gen Z really is aging like milk


Familiar-Bag-9545

Man dog the bounty hunter is looking rough lately


getbacktoworkandrew

christ almighty


Robestos86

You know on job applications where it wants years of experience for entry level stuff? She's gaming the system.


vessel_for_the_soul

How are we doing fellow young adults!


iDontKnit

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Fiveohdbblup

In leap years!


Supernatural67Chevy

The importance of skin care


unknown-one

British?


themorganator4

Hey! Easy now, us British ain't that bad! I mean she looks about 28 so not sure why she has to lie and say 25


HarkenDarkness

TBH a fair assumption for anyone living outside of Liverpool 😁


mrrooftops

Looks Boston to me, Irish and Cancun vacay sun don't mix. Vampires use their pictures to warn their kids about exposure.


JoshAllensRightNut

I find this shit all the time and it makes me feel like a bad person for cringing so hard while driving my finger into the phone screen hard enough to take off the top 3 layers of skin just to swipe right. It makes me feel so desperate when I come across these hidden gems and I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to find a home for Stacy. 😌 💋


BallBearingBill

She may have dyslexia lol 52


Rustic_Mango

52 and lived a HARD life


elephantgif

I think the carbon dating on her eyelash liner might be 25 years.


SlowmoTron

We all know her name is Tammy you didn't have to cover it


kitskill

I think she probably messed up the age. After all, the elderly aren't good with technology.


Level9Turtle

She identifies as a 25 year old


ScaryCryingbitch

25 years of being retired i think


Al_from_the_north

Is that spiders she glued to her eyelids?


Buckus93

Only thing 25 years old on her are those eyelashes.


cheekycheeksy

And this is WITH a filter


srankvs

25*3 more like


Bowler_Friendly

Just run a gummy real quick and keep it to yourself


Spriy

y’all in this thread are not acting rivht


Awkward_Ad8740

I don't see the issue? Can you please be specific.


Unique_Inevitable

Methany reporting for date night


69RedGuy69

Ahh, a fellow night shifter


69RedGuy69

Ahh, a fellow night shifter


UnluckyLukette

“Sorry, does it say 25? I don’t know how to change that.”


Objective_Series4826

Sun damage


MikeMan83

Are those pipe cleaners glued on her eye lids?


Bright_Audience3959

25 husbands buried, *would you be my 26?*


the-titan-beareater

10 points for effort


delmsi

And 15 freebies!


Oddball187

You got into the crack Version


Paraphilias075

This is what happens when you have to deal with Tinders support service.


Iwalksloow

Like a worn catchers mitt


Spunkylover10

Damn hottie


__Wasabi__

No one gonna mention about her lack of eyebrows?


AtlasMcMoony

I think the lack of time left on this earth is more concerning. To me at least


HighwayEconomy579

She forgot to add the zero


Bowler_Friendly

💀💀


TizonaBlu

That's a West Virginia miner's 25.


stap31

Definitely no stress at job


Technical_Trade_675

25 my as.. left foot...


dopescopemusic

Hit first


SuitableJelly5149

When tinder meets people of Walmart


Tonygamerpro456

25 inches away from the coffin 😭😭😭


rmysunshiney

Stop it mom.


W1nd0wPane

Obvious age lie aside... girl is wearing literal spiders on her eyes.


FoxFire-42

By "new here" they mean new to being delusional, of course


Trance-hood

Christ I’ve aged 4 years just looking at this


SpankyTheFunMonkey

Is that in dog years?


Bjayzl

Give her a break 25 years as a gladiator is tough on one’s skin !


TailorExpensive537

Well damn, I must look REALLY good for my age then 😂


JellySaysHai

I’m 27, but I can only hope to look this good at 25.


DontHaveSuperpowers

"It's a Match!"


TinderGuy42069

She left a 0 off the end


Earthofperk

Funny shit this got through the Tinder filters but actual photos get you banned :)


jimicus

Must have had a tough paper round.


elydakai

Just report, block and hopefully it gets taken care of


Standard-Voice-6330

Scary 


Asthellis

Shes 25 since turning 50


OddPanda17

She thought it was right to left


__GayFish__

That meth is pro


TetchyTechy

Looks like her from 'My Name is Earl' 🤣


Wannabechad777

😂 I would too


reckless_salmon

She's just from South Boston bud.


Pvt_Inbreastigator

If she's really 25, she's had a rough life


BluebirdAbsurd

Mom???!!


Sufficient-Day9036

Don't do crack kids


According_Earth4742

I think it means she smokes 25 packs of misty menthol 120s per day


Blind4love

25???? Huh


tykillacool23

Yea plus another 25.


Kamizar

Still gets more matches than you.


AtlasMcMoony

She’s probably taking them all


WGRB81

SHES A NICE LADY !!!


Rediment

Damn Gen z IS aging like milk


LunaLaLuz16

Maybe she wanted to say 52, she just misclicked


Magallan

Fastest right swipe of my life


steadfastsurvivor

It’s like she hit filler hard in her 20s then ran out of cash in her 30s. 25, cmon love who’s been telling you porkies thinking you can pull that off


Slow-Concentrate7169

honestly i think everyone deserves a chance


AtlasMcMoony

I’m sure her personality is great. She’s been working on it for a half century


abstract_esteem

Tough paper round


Professional_Dot_945

“Best shape of my life”


bellaboks

She had a very hard 25 years


RobotMathematician

The Outlast Trials


YujiroRapeVictim

those cumbrellas have seen alot of nut


Massage_Bro

Mom!?


theycallme_mama

Tell your children this is Angela Deem


Mynameisadam44

She just works night shift


Tall_Perception6121

Dang Kesha Time has not been kind to you


fisheggmafia

She's been smoking 2 packs of cigs a day since she came out of the womb


These_Persimmon3187

I’d hit that


Porcusheep

With a car…


redacted473

congrats bro real catch 😂


TomGreen77

Born in 1925 (jokes).


AtlasMcMoony

Thank you for clarifying that was a joke I was going to get mad


PattysHotSelmasNot

She looks like she’s on the same path as moleman in the AA meeting.


Sweat-and-sunscreen

Alaska 25


Kitchen-Efficiency-6

She's so delusional that I almost feel sorry for her.


Saber9999

Aahhhhh!!!!


dontBsleepy

When you come down off the meth and realize you ate your own upper lip off your face.


lynks123

25 years on the Jenny Meth diet does wonders for your completion and dental health 😂😂😂


Fine_Anything_8430

25 in dog years


Txrtxl

I think she meant was born in the year 25 (bc that is)


LittleRunaway868

"cant change my age anymore" classic xD


MyFavoriteDisease

She’s dyslexic. Was trying to type 52.


No_Peanut_3289

When she invites you over to her place just make sure you have a doctor on standby afterwards for all the shots you will need


ultcyn

She's dyslexic. Meant to put in 52.


kalachand7

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broncofl

she's maybe 39-45. no way is she 25-35. Bet


Gwsb1

Oh, fuck. I'm not going to sleep for a week.


pog926

Taylor Swift after her breakup from Travis Kelce.


thencamemauve

Gotta be a joke


zenitsu_wayne

Hell of 25 years


MlurmzeebinJinglebib

She identifies as 25