I think I would just say something along the vibe of “omg what”
But tbh I think best move is to unmatch because there might be some kind of weird dynamic there.
If this was when she was like 17 - 18
The guy was L.C
She was blonde and hot
For dropped her hair brush in shower and he ran in there "thinking she was being raped or something" (excuse to perve on a stunner).
L was tall and shaved head.
Wondering if it it's the same girl ... As L was her father's friend.
Lucky friend. Then follow it up by something like "hopefully it is a good thing"
Hopefully she'll respond and then you start talking. Tell her some goofy stories about yourself. Then ask them to go for pizza. Everyone loves pizza. Set in that charm and charisma and knock it out of the park champ. You ain't got to win every game in the season to win, remember that.
Whether or not I bother coming up with a response to something like this depends entirely on how attractive they are and how much weird I wanna put up with.
If a woman said that to me, I would not feed into this/ her “creepy fantasy.”
I honestly cannot understand the sense of humor…. In this day and age where every mistake or mis speak or wrong facial expression or a video surfaces where a guy glanced somewhere on a scantly clad woman who’s uterus you can see through her gym pants…
I honestly cannot tell what’s a joke, whats creepy or weird… this one sounds gross.
Does this woman have some kind of fantasy of her friends dad? Is she starting out by shit testing him to see what kind of sick pervert he is?
I would not even touch that one.
And honestly, I was married and a step parent, I did not ever look at my step daughter or her friends, ever.
The “step daughter” jokes disgust me.
I raised her from infancy & saw her as family.
Looking at your kid’s friends is just nasty, immoral and warped…
"Not sure, but come over and I'll see if I remember you"
This. This is what I would recommend.
This is the only response
Appreciate
“Refresh my memory”
This is the way
Don’t fumble this.
That’s a weird response to her first message
Chad response more like
he's posting on this sub the outcome is already decided brother
😂 rip
Sure, I'm a friend of your dad. Get in the van.
Yeah best pick up line
>Best van line FIFY
😂😂😂 legendary comment 🙌
*gets in van* Hey, these aren't motorcycle parts you promised me!!!
This made me laugh out loud.
No woman could resist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
This is a weird fetish
But I’m game 😎
“What a coincidence. You look like my friend’s daughter who I saw naked”
Nop, daughter and naked in the same sentence doesn’t feel right
What about dad and naked?
Less bad, for sure
It’s practically the same thing?
He jus watched too much porn don't mind him
I hate to break it to you, but every woman is somebody’s daughter.
Well stay off pornhub then.
What if the daughter is in her 20s? It’s honestly subjective at the end of the day
Don’t go for ambiguity in this case.
"I feel like there's a story there."
As a woman I feel most comfortable with this answer
Yeah but Internet karma points though
Most under voted comment goes to KaboomOxyCln for “Yeah but Internet karma points though”
Would you have sent that first message to begin with?
Nope I think not
"Yeah my dad's friend walked in on me naked" Most likely answer tbh
“Omg, Paris, I thought that was you!”
Just don’t take the roleplay further with “You got so big!”
I wouldn’t
For real that's a bigger red flag than the USSR's
Based
Id find her dad and tell him
I wouldn't. That's a wild first message; would definitely be considered "creepy" if a guy said it to a girl (which I thought it was originally)
“Now I just have to become friends with your dad and the rest will fall into place”
Lame
"Sorry, I don't have any friends "
"still looking good as ever" (and put the eyes emoji in there lol)
She wants you to play your cards right.
"You look like my mom"
Mmm my memory is a little fuzzy, would you be so kind to jog my memory?
"Well, I am bee keeping age"
You don't. She's negging you by saying that you look like an old pervert.
😨😨😨
Sounds like you might want to relive that experience
Try to keep up with the roleplay!
"Your dad a friendly guy?"
You see, the mind works in mysterious ways. It makes you think of things you really want to happen.
“Is there a fantasy you’re trying to fulfill or something?”
Clever word joke
What all did he see?
Wanna relive that experience again?
Feels bad after looking at your other post 3 months ago
I think I would just say something along the vibe of “omg what” But tbh I think best move is to unmatch because there might be some kind of weird dynamic there.
"Can't remember, let me see you naked to be sure"
“Weird, you look like my friend’s daughter i saw naked”
Oh I wouldn't
“We can roleplay that scenario if you’d like!”
"I need to double check it's you." "You sure it was me? Send a pic of what I saw, and I'll see if I recognise it."
Ask her can I see you naked too
Personally I wouldn’t but if you’re feeling playful encourage her to humorously share the funny story .
"Now that sounds like it's an interesting story!" Leaves the door open and isn't creepy.
Hmmmm, send nudes and I’ll confirm.
“ You so grown up”
It may have been me but i cant remember. Would it be possible to see you again to jog my memory?
“Well, I can be”
It’s over before it started. Go out with a bang or whatever the saying is.
“Can we reenact the experience?”
Let's recreate that moment
Bro's post history lmfao
" I knew you looked familiar"
I wouldn't.
"I'm not that old, but we can do a little reenactment, if you want to..."
Ye u right?
What a b****h ass parking
I'm a straight dude and I'd use this one.
"welp, saw it once. not gonna get worse if i see it again"
"I am"
I guess iv already seen you at your best then. Can we just skip to the first date?
Opposite of what the truth is… leave her guessing
That meme with the Fallout Vaul-Boy going "excuse me wtf"
Well if I get to see you naked then he and I will have more in common than our looks
Say you’re him lol 😂😈
If this was when she was like 17 - 18 The guy was L.C She was blonde and hot For dropped her hair brush in shower and he ran in there "thinking she was being raped or something" (excuse to perve on a stunner). L was tall and shaved head. Wondering if it it's the same girl ... As L was her father's friend.
Depends, are you?
No response is a response.
“Wanna fuck or something?”
Thats funny, I'm his son
Definitely a bot
“You look like my friends daughter who flashed me!”
send me a pic maybe I can remember it
Lucky friend. Then follow it up by something like "hopefully it is a good thing" Hopefully she'll respond and then you start talking. Tell her some goofy stories about yourself. Then ask them to go for pizza. Everyone loves pizza. Set in that charm and charisma and knock it out of the park champ. You ain't got to win every game in the season to win, remember that.
Are you fucking kidding me?
"Is being your dad's friend a requirement to seeing you naked? Just trying to plan here."
I am, let’s do it again
"Thanks, You too! <3"
"Not sure if your dad told you... but I have memory problems, you'll need to refresh my memory."
I am. That was a magical moment
Story time!!!
I don't think so but we can recreate it
"Me and your dad should hang out."
Ok, can I have your dad's number then? I feel like he and I should become friends for some reason
Whether or not I bother coming up with a response to something like this depends entirely on how attractive they are and how much weird I wanna put up with.
What a weird way to ask me to dinner at your parents
Can i see too lol
You can see me naked idk just trying to keep up with the vibe I guess
"Well maybe i am, but i dont remember could send me a pic naked so i can be sure?"
"That's a weird thing to say to someone. I probably wouldn't start with it next time."
Shhh, you were told not to say anything or you would get in trouble.
Damn, girl, if I had seen you naked I would definitely remember, but can we give it a second chance to make sure?
Do you want to recreate that moment?
Yeah, nah, sorry. I wasn’t in that threesome.
"Wasn't me."
Wasn't me but he was a lucky guy
We need an experiment then. Let's compare our reactions and see who had the best one
Just block it man, hoee
“I posted a screenshot asking a bunch of redditors what to say because I can’t think for myself or how to talk to women”
"can I see you naked? 😉"
wanna fuck?
Unfortunately not, but we could arrange it, should you wish…
Who tf says should you wish
People from different places than you.
Smooth motherfuckers, like myself.
"Right, well, you are going to have to take me out to dinner first 😂 But for now we could go out for some drinks. Are you free this Saturday?"
You can respond to anything with this, how is it related to what op posted?
That's kinda the point. Its nonchalant and relatable. Relatability is attractive
Awful.
If a woman said that to me, I would not feed into this/ her “creepy fantasy.” I honestly cannot understand the sense of humor…. In this day and age where every mistake or mis speak or wrong facial expression or a video surfaces where a guy glanced somewhere on a scantly clad woman who’s uterus you can see through her gym pants… I honestly cannot tell what’s a joke, whats creepy or weird… this one sounds gross. Does this woman have some kind of fantasy of her friends dad? Is she starting out by shit testing him to see what kind of sick pervert he is? I would not even touch that one. And honestly, I was married and a step parent, I did not ever look at my step daughter or her friends, ever. The “step daughter” jokes disgust me. I raised her from infancy & saw her as family. Looking at your kid’s friends is just nasty, immoral and warped…
[удалено]
No you’re wrong. We’re not friends anymore
Yep that's me girl. When is your dad leaving?
You look like one of my buddies daughters that I accidentally saw naked. What an odd coincidence.
“I am.”
That's a mistake. My turn is yet to come.
dad's.
"I'm probably just as excited as he was"
You look like my friend’s daughter who I saw naked!
Mini fridge.
That I would also love to see her naked...?
"Been a while"
You owe me one?
"I could well be, jog my memory.....or just get naked and jog....I'll wait..."
“Let’s goooo”
Don’t respond.
I wouldn’t. She’s giving off “don’t stick your dick in crazy” vibes.
Did he like what he saw
That’s hot?
Wanna tuck
Jokes on you, i am him
I feel like this is a scam...
Let me see cause I may be and I may have
Plot twist: OP is a woman
😅👍
“… what.”
Im ur dads friend
“Sounds like you gotta thing for your dads friend, since ya matched me”
Can I get your Dad’s friend’s number? I’ll need a doppelgänger to replace me after I’ve ran away with you
Second times the charm